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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate women

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Keyed

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What would requiem have sounded like if Mozart survived?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      more fart noises

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was like 95% completed when he died so probably not much different. The movie makes it seem like it's a "lost masterpiece" when in reality it's basically complete.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, it was pretty good.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the 2 best performances ever

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Theatrical beats Director's version though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely not

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not him, but TC > DC by a mile
        DC:
        >sluggish pacing
        >had Salieri accuse Mozart of being a pedo making us lose all sympathy for him
        >extra scenes with Stanzi not that great

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the breasts scene also makes you lose sympathy for Salieri, in the theatrical cut it makes sense that he stops just short of going so low as to drag Mozart's wife into their feud and it shows he still has some restraint left in him

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It also makes more sense for Salieri to go 'now god and me are enemies' right after he sees how much of a genius Mozart is. Not after he gets to see some boobs.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's offset by the fact that he comes to regret dragging the wife into it and turns her away. Regardless of how it effects the viewer's sympathy, it makes basically the same point but in a different way.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Doesn't the TC end up implying he fricked her, which which would be a hell of a lot worse

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              no, the theatrical cut shows that he just brushes her off after she asks for help, in large part because the musical she showed him were flawless and he was jealous. The only negative with the theatrical cut on that scene is that later on it doesn't make much sense for her to be so angry with Salieri when he shows up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >missing breasts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I disagree. The who saga of Salieri's gaslighting and character assassination is great. In the theatrical cut you just get some exposition to fill in the blanks and it doesn't really paint a full picture.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ragtime is KINO

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    6/10

    Amideus

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Masterpiece.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It had too many scenes.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty bad isn't it. The leads performance was atrocious

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The leads performance was atrocious
      ?
      Salieri was phenomenal. Mozart was perfect (a goofy manchild with an annoying laugh). Jeffry Jones was good. The only bad actress was Mozarts wife.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One of the most contrarian opinions I’ve ever seen on this board

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    love the movie and has to be one of my favorite posters too

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    holy kino

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    magnificent in every way

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God she was so fricking amazing. One of the hottest actresses I've ever seen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        very cute

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Major qt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cutie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would do terrible things with that powdered wig

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Good lord, you're not going to WEAR it!?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >she will never call you Wolfy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The boner I popped finally seeing her big nips after years of only seeing theatrical could have been used as foundations for a house. A large house.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      weird she was never in anything else much notable

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        she's not a good actress and there are plenty of big titty women out there

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >there are plenty of big titty women out there
          Name 5

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She was great as the weird cop woman on the John Larroquette Show, one of the great sitcoms of the 90s nobody seems to remember anymore. Also was the finale girl in Tobe Hoopers The Funhouse

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There was some romcom type movie I always saw on cable a lot in the 90s starring her Sandra Bullock and Rae Dawn Chong, one of Sandra’s early movies before she was super famous

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She made a hot Estelle Getty in the Golden Girls The Musical episode

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God she was so fricking amazing. One of the hottest actresses I've ever seen

      If you enjoy her watch The Funhouse. It's the only horror movie I can recall where the very first thing the lead actress does is get naked.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't Amadeus frick Mozart's wife?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I give you my chastity! cuck me! Cuck me, O Lord!
    What did Salieri mean by this?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hold the phone, Tone! This song's got too many notes in it!

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Rock me, Amadeus
    Walked out right there

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just played Steins;Gate 0 and it made me want to watch this because of all the references to it

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Utter dogshit movie for american manchildren. Every single thing in this movie, every theme and character, is an infantile caricature

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Horrible taste

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Marcel Carné, who headed the jury of the festival, was going to award the Golden Lion to the film, but Tarkovsky was one of those who opposed such a decision, writing:
    >"Eight Oscars - and so mediocre. Everything about it is so mediocre. Salieri's characterization is terrible, despite a decent performance. Not a completely worthless film, but very much lacking in humanity."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what was his problem?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        grumpy russian man with terminal cancer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Directors love taking pot shots at each other, especially europeans.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Marcel Carné, who headed the jury of the festival, was going to award the Golden Lion to the film, but Tarkovsky was one of those who opposed such a decision, writing:
        >"Eight Oscars - and so mediocre. Everything about it is so mediocre. Salieri's characterization is terrible, despite a decent performance. Not a completely worthless film, but very much lacking in humanity."

        pure Salieri level jealousy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All of his opinions are correct

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "It insists upon itself"
      t. Tartarsaucesky

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based and factually correct.
      The movie is burger "we need muh rivalry" moronation. Read up on the actual Salieri, they were more or less on bro terms with mozart, with some friendly rivalry in-between. Salieri actually respected Mozart a lot and wrote about it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      makes great kino but was a typical Cinemaphile contrarian irl

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jealous loser. Tarkovsky never made a good film.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's right because Mozart's music carries the film. He's wrong because there's more than one way to skin a cat. There's nothing wrong with building a film around music. The criticism is actually half-hearted because in order to recognize the film's mediocrity, you must first acknowledge that it dazzles the audience with a basic Mozart mix.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Amadeus is special not because of script or performances, but because it's an ambitious redefining of genres. The confidence to knit classical music, bio-fiction, and period drama into something entertaining. It's representative of the 80s, when things got slightly more meta. It reminds me of a James Cameron film, but livelier and more interested in its subject matter.. Titanic in particular is the same kind of film.

        Making a classical-musical-biopic-drama successful is noteworthy in itself. There's some Griffithean impulse to personally expand the horizons of big budget filmmaking. It received plenty of critical praise and Tark didn't want it to be overrated, but there's no doubt it's a good and influential film.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it doesn't feel like an 80s movie it feels a decade or two ahead of its time

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            IMO the 60s-70s were peak cinema but very narrative driven. The 80s started tapping into more irony and meta filmmaking, so Amadeus fits in next to something like Commando (1985) or The Princess Bride (1987)

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The piano instruction scenes in the Director's Cut ruin the pacing of the movie. The Theatrical Cut is tight and perfectly paced.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The piano instruction scenes in the Director's Cut ruin the pacing of the movie. The Theatrical Cut is tight and perfectly paced.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >can't even properly link a post
      I wonder what other internet board you're from?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I wonder what other internet board you're from?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ITS NOT HISTORICALLY ACCURATE THEREFORE=BAD IM ALSO A troony IS ANYONE ASKED! OFF TO DILATE NOW

      Nice wojak images anon. It's kinda ironic considering it's always types like you seething about historical accuracy, and with works where it actually matters i.e. a historical piece, completely ignoring and even defending it.

      Amadeus is literally just another stone in the character assassination of Salieri but hey at least historians aren't as moronic as you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao nobody would know who Salieri was if it wasn't for Amadeus

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Lmao nobody would know who Salieri was if it wasn't for Amadeus
          Burger education strikes again

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ITS NOT HISTORICALLY ACCURATE THEREFORE=BAD IM ALSO A troony IS ANYONE ASKED! OFF TO DILATE NOW

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    czechs really know how to make a fricking movie

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Nice wojak images anon. It's kinda ironic considering it's always types like you seething about historical accuracy, and with works where it actually matters i.e. a historical piece, completely ignoring and even defending it.

    >Amadeus is literally just another stone in the character assassination of Salieri but hey at least historians aren't as moronic as you.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Holy kek the wojakposter just can't stop

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Holy kek the wojakposter just can't stop

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reddit is shit

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only good music biopic casting was Richard Burton as Wagner. Thomas Edward Hulce was good for Amadeus but not a good Mozart.

    >considered one of the few roles deserving of late Burton's talent
    >various other great actors like John Gielgud, Ralph Richardson, Lawrence Olivier and Vanessa Redgrave
    >was shot by the master cinematographer Vittorio Storaro, who did the cinematography for Apocalypse Now as well as The Conformist
    >everything shot on scene, meaning filmed authentically to where it took place
    >considered a masterpiece by some, glowing reviews from everyone
    >very funny
    >8 hours of content
    >originally conducted by Solti

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