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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he aint no punk

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ‘Mask u sumfin doktor

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Burning status?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      burning flames

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOCAL
      O
      C
      A
      L

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ZARARARARARA AHAHAHA

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I AM NO LONGER ASKING, RIG

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ay rigg

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that if you think a class is overpowered to the point of breaking the game completely, you’re likely just unwilling to adapt and switch off your main to counter whatever is giving you trouble.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one thinks heavy is overpowered

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve heard plenty of people say he is but it’s mostly Pyro or Scout players that can’t cope with Natascha

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      "ah man this sniper is instantly killing everyone in this extremely long sightline chokepoint. i have to swap to his only counter, the sniper, to defeat him"

      genius valve game design!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spy is Sniper counter.
        Maybe Scout if you are good enough

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          *gets quickscope headshotted for 150*

          genius valve game design, i kneel. sniper designed to be weak at close range

          [...]

          congratz! you had to run past the entire enemy team and now you instantly die after they all follow and kill you. genius game design by the masters of game making valve software

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Get good

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              hi rob walker

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >congratz! you had to run past the entire enemy team and now you instantly die after they all follow and kill you. genius game design by the masters of game making valve software

            I used to hit them with the scoutball that would stun them for a while, it was so fun, not sure why tf2 had to nerf everything on scout. Anyways I mostly played koth_sawmill, fly up to the snipers with pyro's jetpack and burn them 3 at a time and then lockdown that position for the rest of the game. 99% Of snipers are bad at the game.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >99% Of snipers are bad at the game.
              not anymore. walking past a sightline is a death sentence in the year of our lord current year

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Last time I played the game was filled with cheatbots who would join 6 at a time so you couldn't votekick them so maybe you're right.

                The same reason they nerfed everything on TF2, the childish Comp players complained.

                Hmm I guess I could see it with the sandman but did comp players really complain about bonk? I thought you could only use the stock weapons in comp anyways, could be wrong, never was good enough for ocmp even though I put 1000s of hours into that game.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's just a meme and a cope. Comp players always had their own house rules, valve didn't give a shit about them.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              The same reason they nerfed everything on TF2, the childish Comp players complained.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Git gud

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >There is no counter to the sniper
            >Actually anon, it’s very obviously the spy
            >NOOOOOOOO IT ISNT BECAUSE IT JUST ISNT OKAY ITS TOO HARD

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He’s just bad at Spy, plainly. Unwilling to plan ahead, flank, and be patient for an opportunity.
          >but muh Razorback
          Headshots with Ambassador unless your aim is just that poor at short range

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Use bonk with scout

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      "ah man this sniper is instantly killing everyone in this extremely long sightline chokepoint. i have to swap to his only counter, the sniper, to defeat him"

      genius valve game design!

      Spy is Sniper counter.
      Maybe Scout if you are good enough

      *gets quickscope headshotted for 150*

      genius valve game design, i kneel. sniper designed to be weak at close range

      [...]
      congratz! you had to run past the entire enemy team and now you instantly die after they all follow and kill you. genius game design by the masters of game making valve software

      Okay, there is definitely a counter to the sniper (the spy). But I dare you to find a class that can actually effectively counter the pyro.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The heavy and the engineer

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Heavy.
        I used to lure Pyros into sticky bombs with Demo all the time too because most Pyro players just press forward and left mouse button.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    new Infamous game looking good

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    123

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i played Heavy in a competetive tf2 team in like 2014 and i had an autistic german girl as my medic and we used to exchange nudes on Skype

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to play highlander as engineer. I wish highlander was a game mod in competitive

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's that sandwich? Burn local? Good idea hahaha

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    who would you guys cast as the rest of the mercs? I'll start with goose as scout.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      john boyega as demo

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      See

      >Not the soldier
      You had one fricking job moron. He is even making the soldier face. Pic related is your heavy.
      Also Paul Dano as the pyro

      >The Nazi who stole the show in inglorious bastards as the medic or the spy. Hell he could do both.
      >Adam driver as the spy maybe
      >Young ish Dennis Quaid as the engie
      >Shane from the walking dead as the soldier
      >Marky Mark "Vietnam fricking shits" Wahlberg scout's mom

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Not the soldier
    You had one fricking job moron. He is even making the soldier face. Pic related is your heavy.
    Also Paul Dano as the pyro

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It costs $400,000 to burn local for 12 seconds

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    but he would play solider? he was an ex marine after all

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a feeling if they did make a team fortress 2 movie, it would make a lot of money

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MAGGOTS!

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pictured: actual photograph of Jon Berthnal gunning down insurgents in Afghanistan

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's so based the fact that no one has made a biopic of his life yet is criminal

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        damn he was a cop too? he is just too tough and based

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ex-mobster
          >ex-prisoner
          >ex-cop
          >ex-marine
          >ex-hobo
          is there anything this man cant do?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            act

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Freeze global

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Pyro burn local bros?

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, *rubs top of head* hell... maybe. But lemme tell you sumin, Rick, I’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart a bullet.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    crust local

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quemar local cabron

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spy counters sniper
    bro, your razorback?

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