The entire episode is about casual sex.
SpongeBob knows Sandy is in his house after work, implying they're in a relationship. He literally says "Safety First!" after putting his karate gear on so they can spar together, which is a metaphor for wearing a condom. Their first fight ends with him making her crash through his front door, symbolizing a climax.
Later that night, Sandy is trying to read but SpongeBob tries to have phone sex with her. His hand is physically going through the device, which tells the viewer he is trying to make her cum with just his voice. When Sandy rejects his advances, his arm can be seen literally throbbing while she teases him.
Sandy is into BDSM. She is implied to have roleplayed with SpongeBob before, as she has multiple 'disguises' she puts on just for him. She tells him she is going to give him a 'long, merciless whupping' before pouring hot sauce on his tongue; if we wanted to get kinky, we could liken this to wax play, or even CBT. SpongeBob not only admits defeat so she doesn't punish him, he grovels like a submissive. Or does he? Because we learn immediately after that SpongeBob's tongue is a novelty toy, which he then ties around Sandy, symbolizing rope play.
When SpongeBob smacks Squidward's head at work the next day thinking he is Sandy, this is likened to smacking her fat squirrel ass, as Squidward's face resembles a butt for a moment. He takes out a phallic-looking stack of Krabby Patties to a customer, who he ALSO thinks is Sandy, because he's a horny bastard. Mr. Krabs also alludes to Squidward's sex life by complimenting him on his "new hairpiece," and he emasculates SpongeBob by likening his sex life to a seasonal allergy.
The bathroom scene is insane. Mr. Krabs literally wraps his pincer around SpongeBob in a phallic manner, and wienerblocks him so he can focus on work instead. SpongeBob is heavily implied to have been using something besides his spatula at work, is all I'm saying...
It's about karate
OMG please for the love of God make your New Year's resolution to stop consuming porn. Please. Yes, it's a common interpretation of the episode but this step-by-step autistic detailing is insane. You're really reaching with some of these conclusions.
Do any of you have friends in real life.
i do, but interact with them minimally and don't see them very often, not even in real life. it is not my choice
Yes because I'm not terminally online and porn addicted like OP is.
When SpongeBob learns that having too much casual sex could end up costing his job, his penis shrivels up and his voice goes high-pitched. Instead of focusing on his career, he immediately becomes depressed because he doesn't know how to break the news to Sandy.
Sandy doesn't believe SpongeBob when she sneaks up on him only to have HER sexual advances rejected. It's either a "boy cried wolf" situation, or she's just unfathomably horny for Karate. Like an idiot, she tries to frick him OUTSIDE the Krusty Krab, and of course Mr. Krabs sees the act. The scene is literally framed like he is the disappointed father walking in on his son.
When SpongeBob learns he is fired, his face flushes like a toilet, he cries like a baby and runs away. This is important because it differs from the submission he showed towards Sandy. He is drinking his own tears, which shows that sex has become a cycle for him (and frick you homosexual, I'm onto something here ).
So Sandy apologizes to Krabs and he forgives SpongeBob, but tells him that "Karate is poisoning your mind." He even SNIFFS SpongeBob after saying this, can you imagine what he must have smelled? He probably soaked up her musk during the act, given he's a sponge after all.
The rest of the episode shows Sandy and SpongeBob growing as a couple and trying to mend their relationship. Sandy says "that game was getting old anyway" which is a bit ironic given that she was the one who raised the stakes in the first place. They go to the park and pretend to be above sex, but utimately end up fricking like animals one last time, before getting caught again.
SpongeBob has a phallic-looking tree droop down on his head as he closes a split rock, which is obvious symbolism. He admits that he has a problem here, and Krabs, realizing that he's learned his lesson, offers to help both him and Sandy out by letting them work together inside his store.
Wrong. The END of the episode is about karate, everything else is sex.
came here to post this, coomers have a crippling addiction to making long and detailed posts poorly describing their fantasies that could have been summarized in two sentences
>common interpretation
maybe by douche bag coomers
It took you, what, 24 years to figure that out?
Seriously, what the frick else would this be a visual metaphor for? In context it makes sense, as SpongeBob and Sandy were karate chopping everything in the park, but when put alongside all the other innuendo? It's almost as opaque as the scene where Gary catches SpongeBob watching porn.
its about weed
>murderer with moronic children
ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FRICK UP
PLEASE
Did OP get a boner writing this
I don't know about OP but I sure did
Put down the crack pipe, anon.
I thought this when I was 14 and then realized it was moronic when I actually grew up
And then you read Sandy's bio in the show bible and realized you've been moronic ever since you grew up.
Sometimes a karate chop is just a karate chop, anon.
The part of the episode where Mr Krabs bends over and spreads his fat juicy crab booty hole and says "AGAGAG SPONGEBOB ME BOY, YER GONNA FILL ME KRUSTY BOYPUSSY WITH YER YELLER SPONGEY CUM OR ELSE YER FIRED!"
so, by your logic Mr Krabs turned his restaurant in a stripclub at the end of the episode
Yes, they were all gay people paying to see some asexual, eunuch sponge booty and taint area.