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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    please no

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only care if he impregnates a gem.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course not you silly billy.
      he is the one getting pregnant

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But who would be the gem?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lapis

      • 3 weeks ago
        Mishal

        Himself

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No he needs to impregnate Connie's hot mom.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its funny how they think a kid like that would grow up to look like that. He'd absolutely be a fat, prematurely balding dude with bad acne scars

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But that's exactly what he looked like as a teenager but with sideburns.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's a shapeshifting god.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Steven would be dead now. Or would be a fentanyl addict.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's half hard light computer god-queen with shapshifting and life/healing powers so he looks like he subconsciously thinks he should look

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Personal experience?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He'd absolutely be a fat, prematurely balding dude with bad acne scars
      He'd be a novel-accurate Norman Bates?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pls be real; I miss Garnet and her thicc, smoking hot body like you wouldn't believe.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Adult Steven is a mongoloid who blows his nose on his own shirt
    Makes sense.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine that thanks to his gem powers and human nature he can change his features and skin color

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        can Steven say slurs?
        >a "two dates to the prom" episode where Steven has to keep switching between different races and saying things that would be socially unacceptable to say if he wasn’t that race in order to impress multiple different groups, but he ends up saying the n word in front of everyone while white, the episode ends with the gems saying something about how human racism is stupid because humans are basically all the same, at least compared to how specialized gems are

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean he is mixed race.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Big if real
    Coincidentally, I just finished a rewatch of the show, gonna watch the movie and future tomorrow
    Hope my wife Peridot shows up in this fabled “reboot” (no I’m not the spammer) ((I hate that I even have to say that))

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully Trump makes good on the promises of Project 2024 and shuts this down when he wins next year

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fake

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What does Lars look like?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He stopped aging back in season 4.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the eternal twink

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wokeshitters are incapable of actually making anything new

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah there's so many great chud cartoons like... uh... hm....

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SPACE KING
        CERTIFIED CHUD CARTOON

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Space King

          Flashgitz is woke just like all the rest. They're friends with trannies and pedos

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Space King

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sugar being interested in an adult male protagonist and not a lesbian or little boy
    DOUBT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he’d still have the heart of a lesbian little boy (just like Rebecca)

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can rape this homosexual easily

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good luck bro, he has moron strength

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If they did that shit, I'd actually end up on the news as the guy who shot the one in charge, seriously those frickers were one of the main stones that started the whole hellhole western animation is in right now.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Death to Rebecca Sugar.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too early for that. Give it 5 more years.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fake as frick, but if he isn't going on a space road trip adventure, I don't want it

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In spite of how hard the shows try to tell you otherwise, he is such a little homosexual with the ear ring and the makeup.
    Yeah buddy. That's his own hair.
    That little homosexual belly gem.
    That little homosexual he's a tiger millionaire.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t forget his hair is meant to be a rosebud when seen from behind.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Really? He looks more like a pansy to me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I WANT MY
      I WANT MY
      I WANT MY CAT-COOKIE

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thank god if it’s true. I miss hating this show

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks like shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So typical SU quality.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no shit its fake you morons
    there is line weight

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the finale killed the entire serioes
    >what is this, a bug turning into godzilla.
    no thanks

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man I would love a more mature spin-off of this show targeted at adults and not kids.

    I always felt the original series should have been targeted at teens or young adults at least. They could have been more up-front with their LGBTQ focus as well, instead of relying so much on metaphor all the time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Having it be a metaphor is what made it bearable for most, do you really not get that?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >another season of Steven and company crying
    Oh goodie

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mfw I've not giving a shit about any cartoon since Steven Universe ended

    I know Cinemaphile hates this show but frick man I don't come here nearly as often as I did when SU was airing. ever since it ended I've just not found another show that fills that void. a show that I actually get excited about when it comes back or get excited to discus with other anons on Cinemaphile with.
    It's just never been the same since SU ended you know? I miss it when I actually wanted to come to Cinemaphile just to talk about SU shit no matter the quality of the episode or thread.

    I was hoping Pibby would fill that void but that shits likely never going to happen so what ever.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I've not giving a shit about any cartoon since Steven Universe ended.
      Same here but it's in part due to just being burnt out on Western (specifically American) animation emotionally. To me, SU felt like it promised the world but it gave me a corn-infused turd on a platter.

      And you know what the worst part is? To the wider animation community, I'm the bad guy in the this situation for not giving newer cartoons a fair shake when I can see that newer shows like The Owl House have the same problem that SU has.
      >I miss it when I actually wanted to come to Cinemaphile just to talk about SU shit no matter the quality of the episode or thread.
      If the constant HH/HB/MD threads are any indication the Cinemaphile where SU thrived has been dead for a while now.
      >I was hoping Pibby would fill that void but that shits likely never going to happen so what ever.
      Pibby looked interesting to me but the fandom is one of the worst out there, combine that with the corrupted cartoon characters part that was shown in some of the concept art (like that corrupted Yosemite Sam) and I realized it's just a terrible CN version of Kingdom Hearts with no real crossover rules.

      No he needs to impregnate Connie's hot mom.

      >Blatant vore pic
      And then there's this escaped asylum patient.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Reboot
    What would you change?

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