HOLY SHIT IT'S DARTH MAUL. GUYS HE HAS HIS RED LIGHTSABER

HOLY SHIT IT'S DARTH MAUL
GUYS HE HAS HIS RED LIGHTSABER

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Didn't he die in episode 1?
    My Dad.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your dad died in episode 1?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your dad is cringe.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was watching Ahsoka with my dad and his first thought was
      >who the frick is thrawn?
      I couldn’t answer because I don’t read fanfiction.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >well dad if you watched the fricking clone wars you would know, wouldn't you?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you see dad, he came back in the Clone Wars cartoon swearing revenge against Kenobi alongside his gigahomie brother Savage Opress, and yes that is his name
      >THEN in the other cartoon show Rebels he comes back again, and duels Kenobi again and this time dies for real

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zzzz *snore* zzz
      My Dad

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I clapped.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT BROKE NEW GROUND

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the prequel worship started rather fast after they got hold of the IP didn't it

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the holographic Skype calls which have always been blue in every movie set before and after this one now have the ability to show the color red because we needed to show a tiny little Darth maul with a tiny little lightsaber so that fat men with beards will clap

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that something I remember!?!? OoooooooOIHhhhimcummingggggohhhh

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is that moronic metal piece on his lightsaber

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He uses it to pleasure himself

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s the magazine

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why does he need a magazine? Something to read while he's taking a shit?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Iirc his saber is a repurposed Inquisitor saber so it's most likely the circular piece from that but cut off.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >inquisidorks rely on ambush tactics and gimmick sabers
        >maul comes in and just mogs them all without any of the gimmicks

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Inquisitors are jobbers so it makes sense that Maul could easily blow them the frick out

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maul is a Sith, the inquisitors are just angry swordsman with some force powers.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah what are they?

            Semi trained siths, or the ones that flumbed sith school?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              just force sensitive cannon fodder for the Emperor. They get lightsaber and force training, just not enough to be on par with a Sith like Maul or Dooku.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              inquisitors are just shitters who have just enough training to not bisect themselves with a lightsaber
              the grand inquisitor was a jedi temple guard and even he got beat by a dude with unfinished padawan training

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Most of them were fallen Jedi who were tortured and twisted to the Dark Side and sent to hunt their former allies.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >psychic wizard
          >versus some special forces guys
          lol, you cannot be surprised

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        does that mean Maul can canonically perform the helicopter manoeuvre?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not sure but with the way he's rebuilt the saber I'd say no (theres no way for the blades to spin, no circular mechanism)

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He has the best outfit here but looks lame as frick in Rebels.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somehow, Maul returned

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    and nothing came of it

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MEMBER MAUL???
    Modern cinema is a fricking disaster

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stands up
    >turns on lightsaber
    >turns off lightsaber
    >ends call
    >mfw

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Solo was the best disneywars film and anyone who says otherwise is dumb

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    maul entering the arena was kino of the highest order. he was just the epitome of cool. it was perfectly theatrical

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    MEMBER DA DUEL OF FATES?

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHY DO THEY KEEP DESTROYING EVERYTHING I LIKE????!!!! WHY CANT THEY SHUT UP IF THEY DONT HAVE ANYTHING INTERESTING TO SAY?!!! HATING MY CHILDHOOD DOES NOT MAKE YOU INTERESTING

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