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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, it's not.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Now I am become deaf, destroyer of words

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      hehe hey tone, you hear what I said?

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the bomb I created for the military was.... used

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      its literally the 'cries out in pain as he stabs you' meme

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Source: One person, when interviewed, said "It's hard to describe tbh m8".

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [clapping stops]

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the pizzburglar

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    because every man was too busy sucking their gay boyfriend's dick

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can imagine how horrible the sound mixing would be in that film. Probably when the bomb drops, the sound that it made was too loud and that scene was longer than it should have been so that when everyone left the theater were almost deaf and disoriented to the point they couldnt speak

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So time travelers went forward to July 21st, watched the premiere of Oppenheimer, and then returned to the present to report on it?

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not paying nor waiting I'll watch the camrip

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is going to become this year's biggest blockbuster and you people know it.
    Nolan always wins.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The le film...didn't bomb?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oppenheimer is a prestige film Nolan can make because of his service with Batman and Inception. Even if it were to underperform it literally doesn't matter.
      >inb4 cope
      I don't really care about israelite Cinemaphile shit, I just like movies

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to just beat the shit out of the person that write those stupid captions, the movie isn't even out yet.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Stop shoving that mic on my face you frickin idiot cant you see im leaving halfway through the movie?" -One emotional viewer said

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was the secret film at the Odeon in Leicester and it blew me away in every sense. You don't feel 3 hours go by when you're just inside Oppenheimer's brain, and he has enough charisma to make everything plausible.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      so it's just Being John Malkovich but in IMAX?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        As long as you have no follow up questions, yes.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >25 straight minutes of japanese people melting in slow motion

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the most surprising part was when the camera went inside the mind of one of the dying japanese men and his sexual fantasies of impregnating preteen schoolgirls were presented as an elaborate 20 minute cgi sequence. it's an eccentric choice but it makes the audience really empathize with the bomb's victims and feel the magnitude of the loss.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lad Bible was able to catch one of the viewers on his way out of the theater for a comment. A man in his early 40s described the experience in these words "even though I knew how it would end I sat there like... "bombs do WHAT?!". It was just too mindblowing"

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish he'd go back to making mystery movies, not historical shit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has never made a mystery movie in his entire career.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure his next movie won't be history related

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some people confess guilt to claim credit for the sin

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Christopher Nolan's Oppenheimer is so boring people fall asleep during the film, and don't say much when leaving the theater because of how much of a waste of time their experience was.
    If you watch this in IMAX you're a brainlet.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    how can people write shit like this with a straight face

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ROID SEASON??? IN BRINGHAM???

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    im willing to bet my life that i will watch the whole film and feel absolutely nothing

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm sure that the film will be good but i'll be too distracted by all the shitposting since the first trailer dropped

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Hey, are you able to take a quick survey about the movie you just saw?"
    >*person ignores you and keeps walking*
    >"THEY'RE SPEECHLESS"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hey do you have anything to say about the movie you just saw?
      >boy howdy I tell you what I'm right speechless. Nuh uh, don't have a single thing to say, no sirree. Why, I'm more speechless than a mime with stage fright. Let me spend fifteen minutes telling you how speechless I am.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop with the bullshit viral marketing

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >EXCUSE ME, COULD YOU GIVE ME A FEW WORDS ABOUT THE MOVIE YOU JUST S-
    >no.
    >…
    >PEOPLE ARE LITERALLY SPEECHLESS

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A zero would be nice

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people bound by NDAs that say they're only allowed to say positive things refuse to say anything
    Remind me how this is a good thing?

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    can't speak cause they SLEEPIN

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dark corridor with a light at the end
    >a single piano key
    >Oppenheimer looks up dramatically and slowly
    >THIS SUMMER
    >the music starts rising
    >a pickup truck drives across americana at sunset
    >soldiers march in unison
    >an extra chord comes in strong with the music
    >"Oppenheimer, we can't do this alone"
    >Hitler snarls at the camera
    >the music progresses into a melody
    >planes flying through the sky
    >WE'RE INVITING YOU BACK
    >Truman laughs and then winks at the camera
    >Einstein shakes his head with a smile
    >"you crazy son of a gun"
    >TO WHERE IT ALL BEGUN
    >massive orchestral number comes in now
    >Oppenheimer running across a battlefield holding a bomb above his head with war raging in the background
    >Truman walks down a hallway followed by mean looking secret service men
    >random engineers working on a bomb
    >Truman firing a sub machine gun
    >"If you do this Opie... it will change EVERYTHING"
    >Oppenheimer facepalms and then laughs
    >"we regret 99% of things we don't do after all"
    >face to black
    >"but what if this is that 1%?"
    >OPPENHEIMER, rated R for graphic nudity

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOO YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DETONATE THE BOMB

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when the government names your weapon "Fat man" instead of "plus-size Latinx womxn"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SIR
      >PLEASE DO NOT REDEEM THE BOB

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >corpo moron assigned to post generic bullshit promo for a medicore movie
    kys

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unable to speak
    wow they really take those NDAs seriously

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    if they don't speak then how do you know it's because of intensity and not abject awfulness?

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So... nuclear blast gore like Barefoot Gen but live action?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably. nobody can tell me that Nolan wasn't told about the infamous scene. he's definitely seen it and it probably inspired him to depict the brutality in detail.

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