women dont like adventures, they like interpersonal drama and suburban "muh life sucks"ism
sure you might argue this show has men working on it
but id say it doesnt
it has MALES working on it perhaps, but a wiener dont make a MAN
theyre Californians...
This explains the homosexualry, they spend their sweet time jerking off their fujo ship of the genderswapped versions of PB and Marceline and Men DESPISE gays
The writers are hacks that couldn't do anything that made the mundane world become a completely thrilling plotline of citizens trying to rebel against magic and its return, especially under Gary's/Gumball's command.
Adventure Time works because it turns the normal into the abnormal and the abnormal into the norm.
The Business men in adventure time season 1 is a great example of this. Instead, it's just a bad, overly repetitive gender swap au that doesn't get the point.
yup, its the reason people are so annoyed by the normie "woaaaah what kinda DRUGS were they on when they made this? is this all secretly a metaphor for something totally mundane like depression or something?" take
these idiots thing seeing something magical and finding a hidden meaning in it to elude to something normal is smart
but its not, its actually more difficult to just accept strange things than it is to try and rationalize them in your head to mean something you dont find strange
When I saw this series I instantly thought >If the normie world is the abnormal/unnatural state of the world, it will have to be restored to normal. >And if in the normie, fem! Simon, Gary/Gumball, Nebby, Gumbald, and the candy people are normal people, Gary/Gumball will have far more positive and loving relationships with them. So, this normie world ironically becomes his long-awaited fantasy. >Marshall will also have to endure and fear the idea of magic because of what it will do to his Godmother (fem! Simon).
Now, normie world is a place where the ruler of Ooo (Gumball) wants to protect and preserve at all costs. Causing him to ironically be the final obstacle against Simon and Fionna instead of Scarab. Which is far more scary and opposing, considering how dangerous PB is in every universe.
Also, >Remove normie transformation gimmicks. It sucked and made no sense to the plot whatsoever.
Normie world should be a completely unique circumstance that massively affects characters to be more desperate for its continued existence. So, they can oppose the true natural order of their world and Fionna as well to the outmost extremes. So when Scarab comes in, he is surprised that Gary/Gumball wants to help him take down Fionna and Cake for their world temperings.
Do the writers even do a simple background check to think about "oh, how would this character be under these new circumstances, especially among the same people they knew about."
Instead, these hacks repeat the same ships and relationships instead of changing them because of the new circumstances caused by the world itself.
Judging by this thread. Being a man Ken's being a whiny gayget that wants others people to do work for them. There's a reason you morons don't work in the industry
Just going to point out here as well, Primal was good when it was merely about adventures, but then crashed fricking HARD when it tried to introduce a story/plot.
>Foolishly decide to care about a cartoon when you're twelve years old >A decade plus later your foolishness leads you to feeling empty inside over where that cartoon ended up
Women and LGBTs don't want adventures, they want to see their boring fricking basic ass problems and boring fricking basic ass obsessions with sex and romanticising everything translated into fiction
for me the main hook of the series was the adventures. dropped the shit when it became nothing but 2deep4u lore shit, everything about this character just symbolizes the point I fell out of love with AT
Because that's not deep enough, it has to be about lesbians and relationship issues and shipping now - sorry Adventure Time isn't for kids anymore, it's for LGBTQWERTY++++ manchildren
Because Pokemon saturated and monopolized the adventure market (LOTR franchise has only made about $3b by comparison), competition is in "slice of life" and Warner Bros-Discovery is searching for the next Hello Kitty.
So huh they just got to live there? Farmworld Finn died but what the hell happened to the rest of his children for Jay to come there and decide to stay.
it's not the end. I suspect a season 2 in the works. If only because of GolBetty, the litch didn't die but was put in stasis, and they flat out said it the Fionna n Cake universe is now canonized.
during the sequence where simon is whining about his responsibility he glitches out. golbetty is causing the glitching. she wants to alleviate her love's burdens and she does so by giving him the ability to remove the universe from his own body. golbetty IS a godlike being and it makes sense she's able to do this.
>Fionna disrupting the reality and magic and items and creatures by touching them was never explained >Prismo s boss identity >Jay abandoning his family out of nowhere
Just a few I'm kind of salty about
Fiona's boss not being shown is fine. The fact that he's not shown is intended, as he's meant to be kind of the "Ultimate big guy" running reality, hence any form he takes will ultimately be seen as a letdown.
Him not HAVING a form, and communicating only via "lesser" things like phones is actually a decent setup.
Hell, for all we know he's not even that high on the totem pole, there could be an infinite number of bosses over him.
See, when you "Define" a god by showing him, you inevitably cheapen them and set them up to degrade over time because now they're inherently something that you can measure against the heroes and villains.
This is the problem that happened in DBZ for example: They constantly introduced "God", or a stand in, and constantly had those "God" beings be overshot by the heroes or protagonists, resulting in the deities of the universe no longer seeming like deities... and then you have to pull in NEW "oh, these are the OTHER god's God" deities to try and reestablish the heroes being below the gods. (See Kami, then King Kai, then grand Kai, then SUPREME kai, then beerus... ect.).
By never showing "God", or in this case, prismo's boss, you leave them essentially infinite.
>See, when you "Define" a god by showing him, you inevitably cheapen them and set them up to degrade over time because now they're inherently something that you can measure against the heroes and villains.
Jesus Christ will stomp you.
I don't pity anyone who watched this, you all watched shit made by people who hate you and are still surprised it sucked >Yes it's awful but maybe next episode will be magically good suddenly >Yes it's made by homosexuals but maybe they'll put away the gay ships to focus on my never-gonna-happen straight ship >Yes it's made by people who despise action by their very nature, but perhaps some action will finally go down?
Like beaten wives you come back for more
It really should've been a three-parter, hell even just and extra 15-20 minutes added to ep 10. and stop pretending you didn't think COWM wasn't peak when it came out, we were all five years younger.
>and stop pretending you didn't think COWM wasn't peak when it came out
I fricking hated it on release, you're acting like being 5 years younger would cause a massive change in judgement for everyone here. Most people on Cinemaphile at the time were in their 20s anon.
I never like Come Along with Me, it felt rushed and Finn and Jake were pretty much just side characters in their own finale. Speak for yourself gaylord.
>fionna & cake >when in reality it was mostly Simon & Betty >finn & jake >when in reality it was mostly everyone else >up until they needed one of the main protags to experience growth like in the halls of egress or the tower
What did they mean by this?
I legit thought for a sec OG Finn or at least Farmworld Finn would show up at the end and kick ass but no, it was just candy tank and Jay for some reason
Honestly they should've had Simon throw his ice crown into Fionna's world so we could have had ice queen, would have been funnier than "muh working toilets > dad and younger siblings" or Marshall being a moron with his guitar.
Yeah it seriously lacked Icequeen. I saw her human counterpoint but I wanted her as a character. I wonder is she still crazy? Like I get magic was taken away but was her madness?
>Kills golb >brings betty back from god knows where >they ask him who he is >”I’m just a passing through Kamen Rider” >doesn’t elaborate >leaves
10/10 finally right there
>finale episode >at the beginning of the episode says "it's time for the finale" >kicks GOLB into the sun >proves existence of magic to princess bubblegum and fricks her while eating a plain sugar donut >leaves
What did they mean by this?
>Kills golb >brings betty back from god knows where >they ask him who he is >”I’m just a passing through Kamen Rider” >doesn’t elaborate >leaves
10/10 finally right there
CN Hire these anons NOW!!!!
>finale episode >at the beginning of the episode says "it's time for the finale" >kicks GOLB into the sun >proves existence of magic to princess bubblegum and fricks her while eating a plain sugar donut >leaves
What did they mean by this?
Maybe not this one... Joking you're cool too, I guess...
Why did the titular characters of the show get sidelined so hard for Simon? Why make a series called Fionna and Cake be entirely about closing out Simon's character arc? They even retconned the fact that he made Fionna and Cake entirely so they have nothing to do with Simon anymore.
Right, but why even choose to have a story that would sideline them like this? They could have made them canon without having Simon be so prominent. In fact, the whole SImon/Betty shenadigans had nothing to do with the canonicity of Fionna and Cake in general. The choice to make Fionna and Cake be boring in a normal setting was completely a choice of this series, as was the inclusion of the multiverse idiocy to justify it. I just wanted Fionna and Cake to go on an adventure, not for them to be secondary characters to muh emotionally complicated Simon.
They retconned it to make it so it wasnt Ice Kings fanfic. It could have been about Prismo giving them a quest to make them canon or something. Cut Simon completely. The only reason Simon was involved at all is because Prismo teleported him for a scolding, just for them to be chased by the Scarab. It was a pure coincidence. In fact, they didnt even need the Ice King since it was Prismo who made the universe magical in the first place. Which kinda makes it a plothole that the universe lost its magic when Simon lost the crown.
They could have even made it so that the Ice King got the idea from an actual canon universe. They could have done so many things to not sideline the titular characters.
Prismo used the Ice King's head because it was empty, once it got filled with Simon's experiences, feelings and impression the universe change in turn, like another writer imposing it's head canon, eventually the universe became it's own independent canon that had both, magic and mundane. Not that hard.
7 months ago
Anonymous
That is your own headcanon lol
7 months ago
Anonymous
No, that's a summary of the overarching plot, you goon. Are you not capable of understanding basic concepts unless they are explicitly stated in words?
The mini-series concept that was greenlit was too detached from the main show, but they wanted to make a sequel. Simon and Betty's arc never really ended.
I enjoyed Come Alone With Me (except from the lesbo kiss) but this entire series was such a let down.
I do not care about gay interracial romance, I just want to see some comfy adventures with edgy undertones. Also Lemongrab's new VA is embarrassingly bad.
They probably expected the series to be about Fionna and Cake and not about Simon, and even if it were about Simon, they would have preferred the love of his life to not tell him he was just an experience.
She said a wonderful experience. I think that makes a significant difference. You're quoting in a way that can only be interpreted as cold.
A wonderful experience is still an experience. Something that I feel for a time and stop feeling afterwards. And yes, accounting for the fact that he considers her his everything and she considers him only an experience. I would say it is indeed callous.
Everything is an experience and everyone dies, aka the experience ends. They were everything to each other, and now she's a mortal merged with a god, not herself. Even that level of emotion she displayed should say a lot. I wouldn't consider it callous at all, you can even hear the sincerity in the tone of her voice.
There is a difference between considering someone an experience and considering someone everything. Clearly, Simon was not everything to Betty, her choice of words is very explicit. Its not very common for someone who loves someone else to call them an experience.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Betty killed herself to save Simon, I don't know how much more everything someone can be to you than that. >her choice of words is very explicit. Its not very common for someone who loves someone else to call them an experience.
It's almost like she became half of god and doesn't think of herself as a mortal anymore
7 months ago
Anonymous
If she's half of god then she should certainly know better and not call somebody she cares about an experience lol
7 months ago
Anonymous
Lol yeah, of course, duh. Ironclad.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Which does lead to two things, either shes half god willingly or unwillingly. If unwillingly, why should Simon let her go instead of trying to save her? Shes not really dead, more like held against her will. And if shes half god willingly, and she loves Simon. Why stops her from actively being with him? None of the otehr gods shown in the series have different habits or modes of thought than humans. It would not be weirder than Betty in her magic woman phase. Also, Golb isnt shown to have a job in the cosmic sphere. So, why wouldnt Betty just drop the whole god of chaos if she actually loves Simon?
7 months ago
Anonymous
>either shes half god willingly or unwillingly
Not mutually exclusive. She could be willingly staying half of Golb because her mind was altered or enlightened unwillingly. Even if it was totally unwillingly, there's nothing Simon can do to save her anyway. >why wouldnt Betty just drop the whole god of chaos if she actually loves Simon?
I'd assume that's because she has a higher purpose being half of an eldritch being, but then again it seems Golb reverted back to it's original form after the interaction with Simon, so who knows.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Not mutually exclusive. She could be willingly staying half of Golb because her mind was altered or enlightened unwillingly. Even if it was totally unwillingly, there's nothing Simon can do to save her anyway.
Even if she is 'enlightened' unwillingly, and we dont really know what that means, the 'enlightenmnet' is either good or bad, corruption or perfection. If its the former then we still have a case of needs saving, if its the latter then we are in the second supposition, shes there willingly. >I'd assume that's because she has a higher purpose being half of an eldritch being.
What does Golb even do? If I recall correctly, he is a sort of god of chaos. Which sort of leads credence to the corruption hypothesis. But even if Golb is a force of good, I dont see a reason why Betty cant both be Golb and Betty. All the other gods manage to have several occupations, and Prismo can even make versions of himself.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Whatever the enlightenment is doesn't really matter. Yeah someone can join a cult that you disagree or agree with morally, but it doesn't make them any less bound to that belief. In Betty's case if she were "corrupted" and Simon thought she needed saving, he likely still couldn't do anything about it, because it's GOLB. Either way we can assume she's stuck one way or another and there's nothing Simon can do about it. If there's something she could do maybe we'll see that happen, but it seems it's not the case either because she has(or had) no will to or literally cannot.
And GOLB goes beyond Prismo, he's not like the other deities we've seen that answer to the boss, he seems to be more primordial than that, probably something even the boss can't control.
7 months ago
Anonymous
If the former is the case then the ending is a tragedy and the whole needing to move on is a lie. The whole framing of the finale is then wrong.
The latter is just your assumption. Hunson Abadeer has been alluded to be one of the original primordial monsters and he can lead a semi normal life.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Not really, your perception of corruption is a subjective thing, the point is she gets a point of view past her own ego that could lead to the same answers. Corruption in this sense I assumed just meant "GOLB could be a malevolent, merciless reality chomper, but makes Betty think past herself". The result is the same either way, she comes to the same realisation Simon did with her expanded view, corrupted or not. It doesn't change anything about the finale. >Hunson Abadeer has been alluded to be one of the original primordial monsters and he can lead a semi normal life
That's your assumption though... That's never even stated or eluded to, we don't see a Hunson Abadeer nightmare monster during Lich's speech, and most of his power comes from an object separate to him. Also, GOLB could easily have existed before the monsters when there was "nothing", just lending more to the idea that it's beyond being controlled.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>That's never even stated or eluded to, we don't see a Hunson Abadeer nightmare monster during Lich's speech
Yes we do, he appears with all the other primordial beings in his demon form.
7 months ago
Anonymous
About gods, I would say it's pretty explicit that the way they interact with everyone else is extremely limited, Prismo never leaves his chamber (probably can't) and the Cosmic Own can only appear in dreams, maybe whatever is already happening with GolBetty is already her limitation and there is nothing more that she can do.
7 months ago
Anonymous
and then you have Death who can do more free range stuff, like pic related.
I am truly amazed a show with Simon as the main character, that the writers only had Simon and Marceline interact once. Marceline and Simon had one "talk, and I am using talk loosely, and then she just disappears. Marceline never learns that Simon is thinking about becoming the Ice King and she does not even appear in the epilogue.
The writers could have easily reversed the dynamic between Marceline and Simon, where it is now Marceline helping Simon navigate a strange and confusing world. Yet, all we get is "nice Simon, let me eat my bubblegum pussy it is ex-dictator flavored"
I am not saying that the writers should have pointblank have Simon spilled his emotional pitfalls to Marceline, what I'm saying is that Simon and Marceline were pivotal to each others character arcs and that there relationship should have been more prominent in a show where Simon is the main character.
its one thing to make a show for gay people. but holy shit does this show hate heterosexuality kek >dont get to see finn and huntress wizard as a couple >no hunter x fionna moments. >also hunter looks like and is voiced by a woman for some reason >ice prince fricking dies the moment he kisses the protagonist. oh also hes evil. >farm finns son is dating an ugly ginger butch >farm finns wife dead >simon is made out to be a terrible boyfriend just because he played a video game wrong
AT has been a bane on my existence for a while now, but I never hated its audience. I felt bad for the audience, but I didn't hate them like I did the writers.
And I just learned this season that a lot of AT's audience grew up with the show, and that's just wild to me. When I think of AT, I think of college. College. As in a 4 year period that definitely ends.
At no point in human history does a piece of media follow you from the cradle to the grave and that seems to be what the audience wants by continuing to patron this shit with their attention and I'm beginning to hate them for it. That's unreasonable. Obviously something stopped working a long time ago. Let it die.
Maybe hate is too strong a word.
I think the modern audience is in step with studios' ridiculous demands of constant content because they don't live their lives, they live their lives inside these shows.
Writers didn't have to continually pump out a constant stream of shit to make a living. They'd end a series when it was appropriate for it to end. They'd do something else. Muto/Ward et al are gonna suck AT's teat until it's dust. I fricking hate them and I'm gonna hate the audience for enabling them.
AT's audience is an exception amid a sea of escapism-seeking desperate husks of life because AT's writers are even more wretched than the standard writer and it is evident within the show itself.
Just stop caring. No one is forcing you to pay attention to this. I agree that AT shouldn't continue indefinitely, but I enjoyed this show for what it was. I don't care if you hate it, but it's not healthy to be this emotionally invested in something you don't enjoy.
>just give up! >surrender! >we'll take everything you love from you. >it's very mature to just fade away and be quiet. >you're bothering the real people.
LOVE? You LOVE them? Was Finn's early, masculine joie-de-vivre just fricking transcendent to you?! You couldn't find it anywhere else?! Why can't you just appreciate a finite piece of media?!!
Why can't you make your own shit instead of grabbing anything not nailed down and screaming to the heavens about how it's your brand now you disingenuous frick?
I mean we both know why. It doesn't sell enough. But when you grab something someone else made and shout "this is mine now and that's a good thing." you get away with it because no one wants to tell the emperor he's fricking naked anymore.
...what? Do you think I'm some sort of published author or working professional who had nothing to do with the show and then decided to take credit for the show? It is confusing, but that ain't it. I'm not an insider or a working professional, but if I don't want to do something, you'll know.
I'm not a public utility. I'm a human being and I can talk to you.
You act like you're the first person who didn't like where a show went. It's normal to be upset, what's not normal is to still be this upset years after the fact. Just move on bro.
I didn't care about AT for years and you can tell exactly when I stopped. But indifference doesn't kill Muto/Ward. Oh no. They burrow in like ticks and skim whatever is currently happening to fashion a new skin for their tired cast of characters.
Our relationship has evolved, dear anon. Now it's malicious from my end. Now I'm fricking around with a cruel measured antipathy.
>that "comedic" bmo death >gets comments like "It was a funny and really sad scene all at the same time, so my jaw just dropped and I was left trying to figure out/process it for a second or two. Brilliant!"
i fricking hate everyone now. writers can't write. viewers can't have standards.
It kind of grosses me out how much the audience likes BMO and that horny elephant. I always hated those characters.
I hate AT's zoomer audience for not respecting the fact that a good show isn't ubiquitous. It takes a lot of work and it ends. It's finite. And I was just as unreasonable with Yukito Kishiro when I was a teenager and I just don't fricking care anymore. This is it. From here on out you dine on putrid shit.
>that "comedic" bmo death >gets comments like "It was a funny and really sad scene all at the same time, so my jaw just dropped and I was left trying to figure out/process it for a second or two. Brilliant!"
i fricking hate everyone now. writers can't write. viewers can't have standards.
I deal with a lot of scumbags and AT's writers are exceptional scumbags. And I just wonder if that exceptional, ethereal scumbaggery extends to their relationship with the audience. Because this fricking show ain't worth years of devotion.
>even worse than come along with me
No, it was better because Come Along With Me because that was a shit finale to a shit season for a show that had lost interest on its main protagonist long ago. At least Fionna and Cake was mostly sincere but it was clearly written for Fujos, I can almost smell the fishy veganas of all the overweight fangirls touching themselves every time Gary and Marshall did anything gay, not to mention Betty being in complete control of Golb. >Just be more considerate of your girlfriends boys, am I right ladies?
One episode assassinated The Lich and Golb as characters, frick this noise.
This, making it seem like Simon could of stopped her. He literally told her not to when she became Golb but now it was his fault. It's fine to say, don't become Ice King because you're pissing away what she did for you. But, needed to be more considerate? How was he not. These fricking writers. And yeah, her having complete control is just moronic. Did they think people would be like "hell yeah, frick the Lich!"
Man, I don't know if anybody mentioned this but I don't know how I feel about Charlie's son Gibbon being a tyrant. Charlie wouldn't raise a guy like that.
I legitimately hate how every single part of the series was written. And frick them for dragging Simon down with this completely unnecessary tumblr drama with muh sympathetic god mode betty and then talking down to the audience about it like conceited pretentious morons.
Her existence was erased from the deity for the cosmic baby must hatch.
>Ineffable, hidden, brilliant scion, whose motion is whirring, you scattered the dark mist that lay before your eyes and, flapping your wings, you whirled about, and through this world you brought pure light.
This is what the Lich worshipped. He won in the end. Betty and Simon were temporary triggers needed for the deity that is Golb to evolve and metamorphosize.
>People really got tricked into watching this show.
The last like 5 seasons of Adventure Time didn't team you guys anything.
Adventure Time is not about adventure, it's about interpersonal drama, college freshman level philosophy, and lore.
If you were expecting adventure, you were stupid.
my gripe w fionna n cake is the ending felt passive aggressive af. like betty lowkey resented simon for making her stay home? and she waited to tell him that AFTER he went insane, went back to normal, and she fused w golb??? also beth being like "i guess youre a kid so you dont get this stuff" was condescending af. oh yea suuuure betty was doing all the legwork. even tho Simon brought her into the ooo timeline and SHE WANTED THAT.
they STILL slept on marceline and simons relationship. we finally had a fricking chance to see marceline and simon have quality family time, but i guess dong lover sleepwalking thru his lines straight outta a fujoshi toilet was just THAT important.
I think that they wanted to avoid giving Simon and Betty a happy ending (which is understandable) but then they were too pussy to make their story truly tragic and instead made up some reason why the two had to “break up”
After what had happened to the show I cope by pirating everything so they don't get money and making e-girl porn of all the girls and posting it online
Probably the two worst things I could do to the show
Why can’t this series just be about adventures
Because Muto and Californians
women dont like adventures, they like interpersonal drama and suburban "muh life sucks"ism
sure you might argue this show has men working on it
but id say it doesnt
it has MALES working on it perhaps, but a wiener dont make a MAN
theyre Californians...
>theyre Californians..
.
Check'd, sounds like something Hank Hill would say
>No Bobby, he's not a man, he's a-
>Ugh
>A Californian
"At least I'm not" Anthony Burch was one of the staff members, so that lines up
This explains the homosexualry, they spend their sweet time jerking off their fujo ship of the genderswapped versions of PB and Marceline and Men DESPISE gays
I like adventures and action with interpersonal drama on the side but never overtaking the main theme which should be adventure and action.
That's hard to find nowadays.
The writers are hacks that couldn't do anything that made the mundane world become a completely thrilling plotline of citizens trying to rebel against magic and its return, especially under Gary's/Gumball's command.
Adventure Time works because it turns the normal into the abnormal and the abnormal into the norm.
The Business men in adventure time season 1 is a great example of this. Instead, it's just a bad, overly repetitive gender swap au that doesn't get the point.
yup, its the reason people are so annoyed by the normie "woaaaah what kinda DRUGS were they on when they made this? is this all secretly a metaphor for something totally mundane like depression or something?" take
these idiots thing seeing something magical and finding a hidden meaning in it to elude to something normal is smart
but its not, its actually more difficult to just accept strange things than it is to try and rationalize them in your head to mean something you dont find strange
When I saw this series I instantly thought
>If the normie world is the abnormal/unnatural state of the world, it will have to be restored to normal.
>And if in the normie, fem! Simon, Gary/Gumball, Nebby, Gumbald, and the candy people are normal people, Gary/Gumball will have far more positive and loving relationships with them. So, this normie world ironically becomes his long-awaited fantasy.
>Marshall will also have to endure and fear the idea of magic because of what it will do to his Godmother (fem! Simon).
Now, normie world is a place where the ruler of Ooo (Gumball) wants to protect and preserve at all costs. Causing him to ironically be the final obstacle against Simon and Fionna instead of Scarab. Which is far more scary and opposing, considering how dangerous PB is in every universe.
Also,
>Remove normie transformation gimmicks. It sucked and made no sense to the plot whatsoever.
Normie world should be a completely unique circumstance that massively affects characters to be more desperate for its continued existence. So, they can oppose the true natural order of their world and Fionna as well to the outmost extremes. So when Scarab comes in, he is surprised that Gary/Gumball wants to help him take down Fionna and Cake for their world temperings.
Do the writers even do a simple background check to think about "oh, how would this character be under these new circumstances, especially among the same people they knew about."
Instead, these hacks repeat the same ships and relationships instead of changing them because of the new circumstances caused by the world itself.
Women do like adventure provided there's romance to go along side it (see Howl's Moving Castle) They seldom ever write it these days however.
>Sophie seethes while cleaning the house again
gen x youtubechud truthbomb
checked & trips of truth
I hate women. They ruin everything.
>it has MALES working on it perhaps, but a wiener dont make a MAN
>theyre Californians...
kek
>they like interpersonal drama and suburban "muh life sucks"ism
Just like /LULZ/ incels, then.
It must be tiring having a boogeyman in your head 24/7
Hearty chuckle, oh the irony
F&C had plenty of adventure. The climax was about adventure and not SoL. What are you and the other schizos ITT crying about?
Judging by this thread. Being a man Ken's being a whiny gayget that wants others people to do work for them. There's a reason you morons don't work in the industry
Kek, getting a bit defensive, are we? Your art "degree" is worthless. Your father was right to be disappointed in you.
that's moronic. my mother loves adventure, and hates that navel-gazing self-pitying crap.
>Why can’t this series just be about adventures
How wasn't this an adventure? you thought they stood in the city the whole time?
You know I meant how fionna is just supposed to let go of her love of adventuring and settle into a life of wage-cuckery
>life of wage-cuckery
For the life of Satan.
God wants little things like this to die.
>I just want the old fionna and cake episodes again
Sounds boring
Oh, you wanted adventures just like old times chud. Well, here's some homos in your face. That's what you get for voting for trump.
I loved it!
How was that not an adventure?
No show "just about adventures" gets as much as a thread of attention here
Primal? Samurai Jack?
Primal did have an ongoing story, specially in the second season. SJ is from the older times, when people watched things on tv
Just going to point out here as well, Primal was good when it was merely about adventures, but then crashed fricking HARD when it tried to introduce a story/plot.
Because the showrunners wanted something more ambitious than lolsorandom adventure of the week.
Well they clearly fricking suck at it and should stay in their lane.
That would be too innocent and fun. Shows now have to be deep character studies of mentally derranged manbabies in order to relate to the youth.
>Why can’t this series just be about adventures
No, it needs to be about lesbians.
>Foolishly decide to care about a cartoon when you're twelve years old
>A decade plus later your foolishness leads you to feeling empty inside over where that cartoon ended up
>Using a reaction image from a commie game
You are part of the problem newbie.
It's not fair bros
AT was so cool even Tyler the Creator mentioned it
Women and LGBTs don't want adventures, they want to see their boring fricking basic ass problems and boring fricking basic ass obsessions with sex and romanticising everything translated into fiction
why can't stories be about narratives
Because it had to teach the very important moral of “Escapism is VERY BAD” and we couldn’t have both.
Becase the people who are in control of it dont see any point in that when they can just use the cartoon to as a vessel for their shitty ideas.
You say that as if the main hook for the series wasn't Simon dealing with issues
for me the main hook of the series was the adventures. dropped the shit when it became nothing but 2deep4u lore shit, everything about this character just symbolizes the point I fell out of love with AT
Because that's not deep enough, it has to be about lesbians and relationship issues and shipping now - sorry Adventure Time isn't for kids anymore, it's for LGBTQWERTY++++ manchildren
It was way better
It literally ended with a big adventure between a bunch of people teaming up against a big bad guy. It was about adventures.
This was an adventure.
What if the real adventure was the friends we made along the way?
Frick you
I'm sorry if it's not a 50+ episode long show for you to get bored with midway through.
Maybe they learned better from that experience.
Because Pokemon saturated and monopolized the adventure market (LOTR franchise has only made about $3b by comparison), competition is in "slice of life" and Warner Bros-Discovery is searching for the next Hello Kitty.
the Ash pokemon anime ended a couple months ago anon
because women and communists exist
Why is Fiona in such a loose revealing outfit?
Isn't this show for kids?
define adventures?
The biggest adventure that people who live in LA have is hiking the park around the Griffith observatory and coping with aids
Is his dad dead? He doesn't seem mad enough for that. Probably just icing his head.
didn't even bother to watch this shit lol
i know better now than to fall for CN brandgays shilling, especially after Uniflop
what's uniflop
exactly
So huh they just got to live there? Farmworld Finn died but what the hell happened to the rest of his children for Jay to come there and decide to stay.
Big D killed them as revenge for Finn humiliating him.
Jay and Little D managed to escape.
Since Jays family is gone he didn't have anything tying him to his home dimension.
Was it worth it to bring Simon back or should he have just stayed the Ice King forever?
Its complicated because Ice King deserves to exist but so does Simon
Ice King is just Simon with Alzheimer.
Ice king easy, Simon’s so deep with glasses and no gains.
it's not the end. I suspect a season 2 in the works. If only because of GolBetty, the litch didn't die but was put in stasis, and they flat out said it the Fionna n Cake universe is now canonized.
one of the most rushed endings i have ever seen that left more plotholes than it covered.
elaborate on the plot holes
How and why the frick was Simon able to conjure that magic universal dandelion just by screeching hard enough?
during the sequence where simon is whining about his responsibility he glitches out. golbetty is causing the glitching. she wants to alleviate her love's burdens and she does so by giving him the ability to remove the universe from his own body. golbetty IS a godlike being and it makes sense she's able to do this.
>golbetty IS a godlike being
But since when is GOLB a wish granter?
Since her mortal BF needed a wish granted
That was GOLBETTY, not Simon.
Since now I guess.
Because golbetty changed her wish of protecting simon to the dandelion one
>Fionna disrupting the reality and magic and items and creatures by touching them was never explained
>Prismo s boss identity
>Jay abandoning his family out of nowhere
Just a few I'm kind of salty about
First one:
>We needed the Winter King to somehow die because we simp for PB, mumkay.
Second one:
>doesn't matter.
Third one:
>Jay is a bad person.
Fiona's boss not being shown is fine. The fact that he's not shown is intended, as he's meant to be kind of the "Ultimate big guy" running reality, hence any form he takes will ultimately be seen as a letdown.
Him not HAVING a form, and communicating only via "lesser" things like phones is actually a decent setup.
Hell, for all we know he's not even that high on the totem pole, there could be an infinite number of bosses over him.
See, when you "Define" a god by showing him, you inevitably cheapen them and set them up to degrade over time because now they're inherently something that you can measure against the heroes and villains.
This is the problem that happened in DBZ for example: They constantly introduced "God", or a stand in, and constantly had those "God" beings be overshot by the heroes or protagonists, resulting in the deities of the universe no longer seeming like deities... and then you have to pull in NEW "oh, these are the OTHER god's God" deities to try and reestablish the heroes being below the gods. (See Kami, then King Kai, then grand Kai, then SUPREME kai, then beerus... ect.).
By never showing "God", or in this case, prismo's boss, you leave them essentially infinite.
>See, when you "Define" a god by showing him, you inevitably cheapen them and set them up to degrade over time because now they're inherently something that you can measure against the heroes and villains.
Jesus Christ will stomp you.
Iron. Chariots.
>rushed
wouldn't have been so if they had cut out 40 minutes of homoshit over the past 5-6 episodes.
Imagine staying in yourthird world dimension as a farmer, lol.
It was great just like Come Along With Me.
I don't pity anyone who watched this, you all watched shit made by people who hate you and are still surprised it sucked
>Yes it's awful but maybe next episode will be magically good suddenly
>Yes it's made by homosexuals but maybe they'll put away the gay ships to focus on my never-gonna-happen straight ship
>Yes it's made by people who despise action by their very nature, but perhaps some action will finally go down?
Like beaten wives you come back for more
They were never raised to call out bad behavior, only twist it into something good
It's fricking maddening. They kind of deserve it after a while.
You are not wrong.
It really should've been a three-parter, hell even just and extra 15-20 minutes added to ep 10.
and stop pretending you didn't think COWM wasn't peak when it came out, we were all five years younger.
>and stop pretending you didn't think COWM wasn't peak when it came out
I fricking hated it on release, you're acting like being 5 years younger would cause a massive change in judgement for everyone here. Most people on Cinemaphile at the time were in their 20s anon.
I never like Come Along with Me, it felt rushed and Finn and Jake were pretty much just side characters in their own finale. Speak for yourself gaylord.
>fionna & cake
>when in reality it was mostly Simon & Betty
>finn & jake
>when in reality it was mostly everyone else
>up until they needed one of the main protags to experience growth like in the halls of egress or the tower
What did they mean by this?
frick, just realized I got the acronym wrong. in that case feel free to tear into me bros
I legit thought for a sec OG Finn or at least Farmworld Finn would show up at the end and kick ass but no, it was just candy tank and Jay for some reason
wait, why the frick Lil' Destiny and Jay entered Aaa in normal modern clothes? Isn't Farmworld basically Fallout?
Farmworld was post-post-apocalyptic, they've probably just given up on making new clothes anymore
>they've probably just given up on making new clothes anymore
>wow we've got to turn this guy back into the ice king
>finale is him not turning into the ice king
bring back ice king
Except it was a great final.
Why does Hunter sound like a butch lesbian, is he not a guy in Fionna's universe?
VA is a drag king. They also voiced Fem Fern.
At least the VA for Scarab can actually sound like a guy. Idk why they couldnt be bothered to do the same for Hunter.
A girl voiced Scarab???
>A girl
nah scarab was voiced by a man
No, it's a troony. The kind born with a penis.
nah, VA is just a troony
same for lemongrabs and Scarab
White lemongrab’s voiced by Cree Summers
Honestly they should've had Simon throw his ice crown into Fionna's world so we could have had ice queen, would have been funnier than "muh working toilets > dad and younger siblings" or Marshall being a moron with his guitar.
Yeah it seriously lacked Icequeen. I saw her human counterpoint but I wanted her as a character. I wonder is she still crazy? Like I get magic was taken away but was her madness?
>five cones two scoops?
>I'll see what I can do
She's probably fine
We were cheated she was a fun character a bit more threatening and rational than Ice King I really wanted to see her with a bigger role.
Who the hell are those?
Farmworld Finn's first son and his girlfriend who is the daughther of Big Destiny.
This fricking SUCKED
Everything is wrong and I hate it.
Such a shame.
Just saying if they showed up and fought…
Ah yes Kamen Sentai Saberger
Ew, Saber.
>Kills golb
>brings betty back from god knows where
>they ask him who he is
>”I’m just a passing through Kamen Rider”
>doesn’t elaborate
>leaves
10/10 finally right there
>finale episode
>at the beginning of the episode says "it's time for the finale"
>kicks GOLB into the sun
>proves existence of magic to princess bubblegum and fricks her while eating a plain sugar donut
>leaves
What did they mean by this?
>Broad shouldered bug guy
>regular headed slim bug
Lol, lmao
Based
Cringe
homosexual
CN Hire these anons NOW!!!!
Maybe not this one... Joking you're cool too, I guess...
Does anybody have a link to the episodes?
https://mega.nz/folder/HyQAmJZA#0K0K8_87YV4YN9SMu10olw
Thank you so much!
This made no fricking sense.
Why would Jay just abandon his family this?
>noses AND scleras?
Oh they're going to be considered freaks in tihs new world
Why did the titular characters of the show get sidelined so hard for Simon? Why make a series called Fionna and Cake be entirely about closing out Simon's character arc? They even retconned the fact that he made Fionna and Cake entirely so they have nothing to do with Simon anymore.
Because from the start they were just a fanfic universe, this was the journey to make them canon.
Right, but why even choose to have a story that would sideline them like this? They could have made them canon without having Simon be so prominent. In fact, the whole SImon/Betty shenadigans had nothing to do with the canonicity of Fionna and Cake in general. The choice to make Fionna and Cake be boring in a normal setting was completely a choice of this series, as was the inclusion of the multiverse idiocy to justify it. I just wanted Fionna and Cake to go on an adventure, not for them to be secondary characters to muh emotionally complicated Simon.
>They could have made them canon without having Simon be so prominent.
Doubtful since they were "Ice King's fanfic" from the start.
They retconned it to make it so it wasnt Ice Kings fanfic. It could have been about Prismo giving them a quest to make them canon or something. Cut Simon completely. The only reason Simon was involved at all is because Prismo teleported him for a scolding, just for them to be chased by the Scarab. It was a pure coincidence. In fact, they didnt even need the Ice King since it was Prismo who made the universe magical in the first place. Which kinda makes it a plothole that the universe lost its magic when Simon lost the crown.
They could have even made it so that the Ice King got the idea from an actual canon universe. They could have done so many things to not sideline the titular characters.
Prismo used the Ice King's head because it was empty, once it got filled with Simon's experiences, feelings and impression the universe change in turn, like another writer imposing it's head canon, eventually the universe became it's own independent canon that had both, magic and mundane. Not that hard.
That is your own headcanon lol
No, that's a summary of the overarching plot, you goon. Are you not capable of understanding basic concepts unless they are explicitly stated in words?
The mini-series concept that was greenlit was too detached from the main show, but they wanted to make a sequel. Simon and Betty's arc never really ended.
Fionna and Cake never existed outside of the context of being Ice King's fanfic.
One way to kill a series: Put women in charge of it.
Together Again > Cheers > Come Along with Me
I enjoyed Come Alone With Me (except from the lesbo kiss) but this entire series was such a let down.
I do not care about gay interracial romance, I just want to see some comfy adventures with edgy undertones. Also Lemongrab's new VA is embarrassingly bad.
>That choke in the last two episodes
Yiikes. I get the message stop bashing it into my face for one dammed second
I loved it. I don't know what people were expecting.
They probably expected the series to be about Fionna and Cake and not about Simon, and even if it were about Simon, they would have preferred the love of his life to not tell him he was just an experience.
A wonderful experience. She's merged with GOLB now, and has transcended beyond her limited mortal perspective.
A wonderful experience is still an experience. Something that I feel for a time and stop feeling afterwards. And yes, accounting for the fact that he considers her his everything and she considers him only an experience. I would say it is indeed callous.
Everything is an experience and everyone dies, aka the experience ends. They were everything to each other, and now she's a mortal merged with a god, not herself. Even that level of emotion she displayed should say a lot. I wouldn't consider it callous at all, you can even hear the sincerity in the tone of her voice.
There is a difference between considering someone an experience and considering someone everything. Clearly, Simon was not everything to Betty, her choice of words is very explicit. Its not very common for someone who loves someone else to call them an experience.
Betty killed herself to save Simon, I don't know how much more everything someone can be to you than that.
>her choice of words is very explicit. Its not very common for someone who loves someone else to call them an experience.
It's almost like she became half of god and doesn't think of herself as a mortal anymore
If she's half of god then she should certainly know better and not call somebody she cares about an experience lol
Lol yeah, of course, duh. Ironclad.
Which does lead to two things, either shes half god willingly or unwillingly. If unwillingly, why should Simon let her go instead of trying to save her? Shes not really dead, more like held against her will. And if shes half god willingly, and she loves Simon. Why stops her from actively being with him? None of the otehr gods shown in the series have different habits or modes of thought than humans. It would not be weirder than Betty in her magic woman phase. Also, Golb isnt shown to have a job in the cosmic sphere. So, why wouldnt Betty just drop the whole god of chaos if she actually loves Simon?
>either shes half god willingly or unwillingly
Not mutually exclusive. She could be willingly staying half of Golb because her mind was altered or enlightened unwillingly. Even if it was totally unwillingly, there's nothing Simon can do to save her anyway.
>why wouldnt Betty just drop the whole god of chaos if she actually loves Simon?
I'd assume that's because she has a higher purpose being half of an eldritch being, but then again it seems Golb reverted back to it's original form after the interaction with Simon, so who knows.
>Not mutually exclusive. She could be willingly staying half of Golb because her mind was altered or enlightened unwillingly. Even if it was totally unwillingly, there's nothing Simon can do to save her anyway.
Even if she is 'enlightened' unwillingly, and we dont really know what that means, the 'enlightenmnet' is either good or bad, corruption or perfection. If its the former then we still have a case of needs saving, if its the latter then we are in the second supposition, shes there willingly.
>I'd assume that's because she has a higher purpose being half of an eldritch being.
What does Golb even do? If I recall correctly, he is a sort of god of chaos. Which sort of leads credence to the corruption hypothesis. But even if Golb is a force of good, I dont see a reason why Betty cant both be Golb and Betty. All the other gods manage to have several occupations, and Prismo can even make versions of himself.
Whatever the enlightenment is doesn't really matter. Yeah someone can join a cult that you disagree or agree with morally, but it doesn't make them any less bound to that belief. In Betty's case if she were "corrupted" and Simon thought she needed saving, he likely still couldn't do anything about it, because it's GOLB. Either way we can assume she's stuck one way or another and there's nothing Simon can do about it. If there's something she could do maybe we'll see that happen, but it seems it's not the case either because she has(or had) no will to or literally cannot.
And GOLB goes beyond Prismo, he's not like the other deities we've seen that answer to the boss, he seems to be more primordial than that, probably something even the boss can't control.
If the former is the case then the ending is a tragedy and the whole needing to move on is a lie. The whole framing of the finale is then wrong.
The latter is just your assumption. Hunson Abadeer has been alluded to be one of the original primordial monsters and he can lead a semi normal life.
Not really, your perception of corruption is a subjective thing, the point is she gets a point of view past her own ego that could lead to the same answers. Corruption in this sense I assumed just meant "GOLB could be a malevolent, merciless reality chomper, but makes Betty think past herself". The result is the same either way, she comes to the same realisation Simon did with her expanded view, corrupted or not. It doesn't change anything about the finale.
>Hunson Abadeer has been alluded to be one of the original primordial monsters and he can lead a semi normal life
That's your assumption though... That's never even stated or eluded to, we don't see a Hunson Abadeer nightmare monster during Lich's speech, and most of his power comes from an object separate to him. Also, GOLB could easily have existed before the monsters when there was "nothing", just lending more to the idea that it's beyond being controlled.
>That's never even stated or eluded to, we don't see a Hunson Abadeer nightmare monster during Lich's speech
Yes we do, he appears with all the other primordial beings in his demon form.
About gods, I would say it's pretty explicit that the way they interact with everyone else is extremely limited, Prismo never leaves his chamber (probably can't) and the Cosmic Own can only appear in dreams, maybe whatever is already happening with GolBetty is already her limitation and there is nothing more that she can do.
and then you have Death who can do more free range stuff, like pic related.
She essentially killed herself for Simon's sake idiot. She loved him immensely. It's just that she's moved on and merged with a higher being.
Maybe she should have worded it better.
She literally is everything because she merged with the god of the multiverse.
She said a wonderful experience. I think that makes a significant difference. You're quoting in a way that can only be interpreted as cold.
Would an experience not be a compliment considering Golb doesn't do anything except sit around?
bro did anyone care about pillow kid and lil destiny at all? i have not seen a single person talk about them. i haven't even seen fanart.
The only people ive seen caring about them are troons who think Jay is trans and even those are like 2 or 3 posts max.
Wholesome world.
As someone who's never seen Adventure Time I found it....okay, I guess? Overall it felt kinda depressing with a lot of filler.
So only good thing that this series ever provided was Fiona Lewds??
So what did fiona wish for anyways?
For everyone to get a choice I guess? Kinda ambiguous.
hippy booty
If I was into guys I would too. I love plants and nature.
to become a real boy 🙂
even her helmet has bunny ears, what a freak
>Hearty chuckle, oh the irony
>me when I see no argument
Remember when this show was just an adventure of the week show about some kid and his talking dog just getting up to random silly nonsensical antics?
I am truly amazed a show with Simon as the main character, that the writers only had Simon and Marceline interact once. Marceline and Simon had one "talk, and I am using talk loosely, and then she just disappears. Marceline never learns that Simon is thinking about becoming the Ice King and she does not even appear in the epilogue.
The writers could have easily reversed the dynamic between Marceline and Simon, where it is now Marceline helping Simon navigate a strange and confusing world. Yet, all we get is "nice Simon, let me eat my bubblegum pussy it is ex-dictator flavored"
You talk about your depression with your kids?
I am not saying that the writers should have pointblank have Simon spilled his emotional pitfalls to Marceline, what I'm saying is that Simon and Marceline were pivotal to each others character arcs and that there relationship should have been more prominent in a show where Simon is the main character.
Ashley is dead isn't she?
he/she was able to ungay main characters, the death was inevitable.
its one thing to make a show for gay people. but holy shit does this show hate heterosexuality kek
>dont get to see finn and huntress wizard as a couple
>no hunter x fionna moments.
>also hunter looks like and is voiced by a woman for some reason
>ice prince fricking dies the moment he kisses the protagonist. oh also hes evil.
>farm finns son is dating an ugly ginger butch
>farm finns wife dead
>simon is made out to be a terrible boyfriend just because he played a video game wrong
AT has been a bane on my existence for a while now, but I never hated its audience. I felt bad for the audience, but I didn't hate them like I did the writers.
And I just learned this season that a lot of AT's audience grew up with the show, and that's just wild to me. When I think of AT, I think of college. College. As in a 4 year period that definitely ends.
At no point in human history does a piece of media follow you from the cradle to the grave and that seems to be what the audience wants by continuing to patron this shit with their attention and I'm beginning to hate them for it. That's unreasonable. Obviously something stopped working a long time ago. Let it die.
Maybe hate is too strong a word.
I get what you mean but this is hardly something that's unique to AT at this point, at least looking beyond cartoons
I think the modern audience is in step with studios' ridiculous demands of constant content because they don't live their lives, they live their lives inside these shows.
Writers didn't have to continually pump out a constant stream of shit to make a living. They'd end a series when it was appropriate for it to end. They'd do something else. Muto/Ward et al are gonna suck AT's teat until it's dust. I fricking hate them and I'm gonna hate the audience for enabling them.
AT's audience is an exception amid a sea of escapism-seeking desperate husks of life because AT's writers are even more wretched than the standard writer and it is evident within the show itself.
Just stop caring. No one is forcing you to pay attention to this. I agree that AT shouldn't continue indefinitely, but I enjoyed this show for what it was. I don't care if you hate it, but it's not healthy to be this emotionally invested in something you don't enjoy.
>just give up!
>surrender!
>we'll take everything you love from you.
>it's very mature to just fade away and be quiet.
>you're bothering the real people.
FRICK you.
LOVE? You LOVE them? Was Finn's early, masculine joie-de-vivre just fricking transcendent to you?! You couldn't find it anywhere else?! Why can't you just appreciate a finite piece of media?!!
Why can't you make your own shit instead of grabbing anything not nailed down and screaming to the heavens about how it's your brand now you disingenuous frick?
I mean we both know why. It doesn't sell enough. But when you grab something someone else made and shout "this is mine now and that's a good thing." you get away with it because no one wants to tell the emperor he's fricking naked anymore.
...what? Do you think I'm some sort of published author or working professional who had nothing to do with the show and then decided to take credit for the show? It is confusing, but that ain't it. I'm not an insider or a working professional, but if I don't want to do something, you'll know.
I'm not a public utility. I'm a human being and I can talk to you.
You act like you're the first person who didn't like where a show went. It's normal to be upset, what's not normal is to still be this upset years after the fact. Just move on bro.
sperg
I didn't care about AT for years and you can tell exactly when I stopped. But indifference doesn't kill Muto/Ward. Oh no. They burrow in like ticks and skim whatever is currently happening to fashion a new skin for their tired cast of characters.
Our relationship has evolved, dear anon. Now it's malicious from my end. Now I'm fricking around with a cruel measured antipathy.
It kind of grosses me out how much the audience likes BMO and that horny elephant. I always hated those characters.
Based, but I will hate watch when I feel like it tho.
>I felt bad for the audience
holy pretentious homosexual lol
I hate AT's zoomer audience for not respecting the fact that a good show isn't ubiquitous. It takes a lot of work and it ends. It's finite. And I was just as unreasonable with Yukito Kishiro when I was a teenager and I just don't fricking care anymore. This is it. From here on out you dine on putrid shit.
>that "comedic" bmo death
>gets comments like "It was a funny and really sad scene all at the same time, so my jaw just dropped and I was left trying to figure out/process it for a second or two. Brilliant!"
i fricking hate everyone now. writers can't write. viewers can't have standards.
can the industry stop hiring horny trannies already. this shit is disgusting.
It was weird that they treated the distant future as a separate universe.
I could probably watch this Finn and his adventures for another 8 years tbh.
I deal with a lot of scumbags and AT's writers are exceptional scumbags. And I just wonder if that exceptional, ethereal scumbaggery extends to their relationship with the audience. Because this fricking show ain't worth years of devotion.
You make success into a curse.
You say that about every cartoon ending
>even worse than come along with me
No, it was better because Come Along With Me because that was a shit finale to a shit season for a show that had lost interest on its main protagonist long ago. At least Fionna and Cake was mostly sincere but it was clearly written for Fujos, I can almost smell the fishy veganas of all the overweight fangirls touching themselves every time Gary and Marshall did anything gay, not to mention Betty being in complete control of Golb.
>Just be more considerate of your girlfriends boys, am I right ladies?
One episode assassinated The Lich and Golb as characters, frick this noise.
Wasted potential the show.
This, making it seem like Simon could of stopped her. He literally told her not to when she became Golb but now it was his fault. It's fine to say, don't become Ice King because you're pissing away what she did for you. But, needed to be more considerate? How was he not. These fricking writers. And yeah, her having complete control is just moronic. Did they think people would be like "hell yeah, frick the Lich!"
I liked but the ending def felt forced
Come along with me was the last adventure time thing I watched and this was pretty good even if I rolled my eyes at some of Marxist over tunes
Man, I don't know if anybody mentioned this but I don't know how I feel about Charlie's son Gibbon being a tyrant. Charlie wouldn't raise a guy like that.
homosexual time
I legitimately hate how every single part of the series was written. And frick them for dragging Simon down with this completely unnecessary tumblr drama with muh sympathetic god mode betty and then talking down to the audience about it like conceited pretentious morons.
What happened?
I'm glad you're upset. You don't deserve to be happy
Anyone care to tell me what happened with Betty? Did they somehow separate her from Golb? I don't feel like watching this to find out.
She's still GOLB, but she did help give some closure for Simon and help him realise his life is worth living for himself.
Read the comics, she gets saved in them and Simon and her get their well deserved happiness.
Her existence was erased from the deity for the cosmic baby must hatch.
>Ineffable, hidden, brilliant scion, whose motion is whirring, you scattered the dark mist that lay before your eyes and, flapping your wings, you whirled about, and through this world you brought pure light.
This is what the Lich worshipped. He won in the end. Betty and Simon were temporary triggers needed for the deity that is Golb to evolve and metamorphosize.
She ascended and became Malus, the new god of everything. It's why Scarab was called off and suddenly crossovers are okay - new boss, new rules.
Malus is a separate being, his page is next to GOLB’s in Come Along With Me
I would have killed myself from embarrassment right then and there
>People really got tricked into watching this show.
The last like 5 seasons of Adventure Time didn't team you guys anything.
Adventure Time is not about adventure, it's about interpersonal drama, college freshman level philosophy, and lore.
If you were expecting adventure, you were stupid.
Why is this thread full of people complaining about something they didn’t even watch, you look like morons.
It was fun, there was plenty of adventure, plenty of action, it was an anti-status quo ending because the meaning is to accept change.
I don't remember asking
Simon and Marcy comic should've been canon
this shit is just moronic
my gripe w fionna n cake is the ending felt passive aggressive af. like betty lowkey resented simon for making her stay home? and she waited to tell him that AFTER he went insane, went back to normal, and she fused w golb??? also beth being like "i guess youre a kid so you dont get this stuff" was condescending af. oh yea suuuure betty was doing all the legwork. even tho Simon brought her into the ooo timeline and SHE WANTED THAT.
they STILL slept on marceline and simons relationship. we finally had a fricking chance to see marceline and simon have quality family time, but i guess dong lover sleepwalking thru his lines straight outta a fujoshi toilet was just THAT important.
I think that they wanted to avoid giving Simon and Betty a happy ending (which is understandable) but then they were too pussy to make their story truly tragic and instead made up some reason why the two had to “break up”
Fionna and Cake comic is being storytimed if anyone wants to read:
After what had happened to the show I cope by pirating everything so they don't get money and making e-girl porn of all the girls and posting it online
Probably the two worst things I could do to the show
Hoshime!?
lol no i don't even know who that is
Goddamn it