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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe it has to be a virgin to light the candles so that way the witches can have sex with him

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    as a kid I hated them
    now I want to have sex with them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As a kid I wanted to have sex with just the blonde one
      Now i just want to have sex with all of them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i just want to have sex

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        As a kid, I had a super crush on the younger sister.
        why did you click this?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m honestly surprised it got so much hate from critics at release, I’ve always enjoyed it thoroughly and I feel it gets funnier with age.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hope the new one is good, bette midler is a pro i don't think she would waste her time on something shit.
    my best friend's favorite movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm the worst.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how did the backup witches know to stand at the microphones and why didn't winnifred need a microphone?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          magic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          how's that any harder to believe than them automatically knowing how to sing a style of music that wasn't invented for centuries after their "death?"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They're witches, Satan explains everything to them off screen.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what's the longest an american has gone without saying "holy [x]"?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      0.12 picoseconds

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    watching it now
    legit comfy

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the sequel isnt out yet? its not a midnight release?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea why but even as a kid I likes the one on the right

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's peggy hill

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Y A B B O S

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >JE VOUDRAIS UNE LIVRE

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How is the new movie?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only time SJP was hot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Actually factually true

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm definitely scared after reading that review byline.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fun fact: there are nearly twenty-six kilograms of mortician's corpse-paint visible in that promotional image

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        As it should be.
        >"youthful glow" cosmetics display in the background
        kek. Maybe the sequel's gonna be all right after all.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >diversity
      Come onnnnnnnnnnnnnn, is that all that matters?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The hero of the first movie was a white boy and Disney can't have that for the sequel.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomers are now realizing why Hocus Pocus is a classic
    I don't have interest in seeing the second one
    >SJP is old now
    >black people
    >main hero cast is all girls
    >CGI
    >modern tech shit like cellphones and the internet
    I prefer it to stay evergreen.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Winnie demands that you show her your wiener then makes this face.
    What do

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YABBOS!

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