Holy shit, this is right next to Rambo, this is so fricking kino.

Holy shit, this is right next to Rambo, this is so fricking kino.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the movie really called Stallone Cobra?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a vanity piece about his dick

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a shit film, like so many Stallone made.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rambo trilogy is pure kino, Rambo 4 is kino, Rambo 5 is a pretty good flick. Sky can't be beaten. I heard he's writing again. A new movie for Jason Statham.

      >Filtered by Slykino

      Everytime.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only good Rambo film was First Blood, all the rest were fricking ridiculous. His last good film was Copland.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They were more heightened action but that doesn't make them bad. The production value was superb in both 2 and 3. First Blood is a classic film and 10/10 but let's not get ahead of ourselves.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          TSMT

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      okay arnold
      how's your democracy going?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go ahead
    I don’t shop here

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This movie had so many good one-liners, it was the epitome of an '80s action movie.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A fascistic masterpiece.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The script was originally Beverly Hills Cop, but the studio rejected and Sly left the project. Eventually it would become Cobra.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm kinda glad they rejected it, now we have Eddie Murphy's kino performance in Beverly Hills Cop and Sly's in Cobra.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, everyone won at the end.

  6. 3 months ago
    SUPER AGGRO CRAG

    You know its kino when he cuts the pizza slice with scissors into a smaller slice.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    His only watchable movie is Demolition Man

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can't even have a decent 80s action movie thread anymore
    y'all homies gay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      watch this if you haven't.
      >prime Diane Lane
      >prime Willem Dafoe
      >cute tomboy character
      >utter chad MC
      >great music
      >SOVL

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds wicked, you've convinced me, anon, expect to see a thread on this movie in the next 24 hours.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably not elevated to kino status, but I unironically enjoyed this one, was comfy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i love how Arnold boasted about tricking Sly into this and look at them now lol. Sly won.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Arnie did Twins, Junior and Jingle all the way, so it's not like he wasn't afraid to do something light hearted either. Not sure why he made fun of sly for this tbh.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's nowhere near Rambo. Sanitized 80s schlockfest. It confirmed George P. Cosmatos as a fricking hack to me. (Tombstone was credit only apparently) There's funny shit in the script though and Sly is playing Sly as always so it's watchable.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sly's filmography mogs Arnie:

    First Blood
    Rambo: First Blood Part II
    Rambo 3
    Rambo
    Rambo: Last Blood
    Rocky
    Rocky II
    Rocky III
    Rocky IV
    Rocky V (yes, it's good)
    Rocky Balboa
    Cobra
    Demolition Man
    Tango And Cash
    Cliffhanger
    Tulsa King
    Over The Top

    The man is a titan of the industry who fooled people into thinking he was stupid with his dumb voice.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rambo 2
      >Rambo 3
      >Rambo 4
      >Rambo 5
      >Rocky 2
      >Rocky 3
      >Rocky 4
      >Rocky 5
      >Rocky 6
      Stallone must love sequels

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >First Blood - Good
      >Rambo: First Blood Part II - mid
      >Rambo 3 - shit
      >Rambo - shit
      >Rambo: Last Blood - shit
      >Rocky - Peak
      >Rocky II - good
      >Rocky III - ok
      >Rocky IV - ok
      >Rocky V (yes, it's good) - shit
      >Rocky Balboa -shit
      >Cobra - shit
      >Demolition Man - good
      >Tango And Cash - Kurt Russel makes it kino
      >Cliffhanger - shit
      >Tulsa King - not seen
      >Over The Top - so boring I fell asleep in the theatre.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      None of these are Conan, so Ernehld wins by default.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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