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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You take that back.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    go in with low expectations and smoke some weed first and you will enjoy it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but... This applies to every movie. It's like saying "just keep breathing in and out".

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eh, it's not a masterpiece but it's a fun bit of wackiness

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you shit your pants and now you're crying about it on Cinemaphile boohoo

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    People hate this movie now?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      didn't know that there were folks out there that didn't. such is the magic of the internet

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        filtered

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This movie was always a cult classic, but mostly regarded as bad by film critics. Me, I've always loved this movie. Solider is pretty good too.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Solider
          I've considered giving this watch, but mainly from the POV as it being a bunch of ideas People's had in mind for the Blade Runner universe that got cut/his headcanon and then recycles into its own movie

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I liked Soldier. I think the only bad part was the film's climax.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Solider
          I've considered giving this watch, but mainly from the POV as it being a bunch of ideas People's had in mind for the Blade Runner universe that got cut/his headcanon and then recycles into its own movie

          Hello sirs, I too enjoyed the 1998 film Soldier.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah, just some contrarian idiots

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just chinless contrarians escaped from /misc/

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      some people here think it's a underrated masterpiece and it's created some backlash. it's a watchable flick at best

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      RedditLetterMedia reviewed it and said it sucks, so Cinemaphile has hated it since then.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >RedditLetterMedia
        I'm proud to say I have never watched anything these homosexuals have done

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I honestly don't get why Cinemaphile orbits these hacks so much

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            the e-celeb/youtuber worship on this board is cancer. i though there was a containment board

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They haven't seen Pandorum yet.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      gays and trannies hate it, but i dont think i would necessarily call those people

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    wrong.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 many black people in it. Too thin on the good parts.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another director should've made it.
    P.W.S is way too into his campy shit. Basically wasted a fricking brilliant concept on a movie that's just okay.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      PWS is definitely a drooling moron. Wonder how this script would have gone under someone else

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered. Many such cases

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah
    film looks amazing though

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Suck a dick that's just fricked an ass you Gaylord.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ur a homosexual, its Hellraiser in space. Consider suicide or denounce Snoo

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Timeless sci fi kino classic, you got filtered zoomzoom

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a great premise for a horror movie. where the frick you gonna go in space? some really disturbing scenes and the movie could've overall been better if the wacky token 90s Black wasn't in the story. Not Fishburn, the other one. it's like a solid 7.5 or 8 outta 10

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you take that back, 'would you like something hot and black inside you' is a timeless classic!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        it only works cause the hot white girl seemed genuinely put off at the thought.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was fairly invested in Sam's character as the ostensible lead before the movie decides to make Fishburne the protagonist.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not bad, but it's definitely the most overrated "most underrated" movie of all time

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    THis is a movie where the concept is much more interesting than the execution. The characters suck and they have nothing to do. I think the uncut version has their worst nightmare coming to life which may have made it more interesting. That being said, Anderson is a poor director with a shallow vision.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This flag was the most disturbing part of the film for me.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      whoah

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Le Intellectual Reddit Contrarian.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to 1997 boomer. In this day and age it's not cool anymore hating on this film.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love the part where they are travelling at max speed towards the Event Horizon but they can't see it and rather than slow down they just keep max speed until the last moment and are like "Oh Shit it's right in front of us! Full Reverse!"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it was when the zany Black person jetpacks back to the ship using his oxygen tank.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It might suck, yes. However, if we could just...
    >folds a piece of paper and grabs a pen

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have the new 4k release? Any improvements?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't fix the story sadly

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kys

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    its better than sunshine. it doesnt shit the bed in the last 30 minutes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >its better than sunshine
      Nah.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sunshine is great too, including the slasher shit. Something about space horror just turns viewers and especially critics into whiny homosexuals.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Something about space horror just turns viewers and especially critics into whiny homosexuals.
        Unless it's the first two Alien movies. I think they just want those two movies again and anything else is lesser in their eyes.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Unless it's the first two Alien movies. I think they just want those two movies again and anything else is lesser in their eyes.
          EXACTLY
          Its completely insufferable how everything in this sub genre gets compared to a movie from 40 years ago when itself at the time was barely seen as original, "Amityville in Space"

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >from the director of Resident Evil

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    stupid premise, never trust Cinemaphile, moronic film

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's dated but it's still pretty damn amazing.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >first scene is a black guy asking the blonde woman if she wants his black chocolate inside of her
    Tiresome. Didn't know they already pulled this shit 30 years ago.. also they are the only survivors in the end.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are such a snowflake

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hating this movie is peak midwit shit. Some people just can't appreciate a silly horror movie without any gay ass marvel tier quips

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That part when they hear the recording of what happened on the ship and the dude in charge just says "we're leaving"

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Paul W. S. Anderson

    Has he ever made a bad movie?

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a 40k prequel

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick homosexual nobody wants to play with your gay little action figure

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's kino

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have never been more tricked into watching something by Cinemaphile than with this. Every possible metric on which you could judge a film is at the maximum possible shittiness

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You watched it with your eyes didn’t you.

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They allowed this movie in Germany? The same country that forbade games like Half-Life unless the gore was replaced with robots exploding?

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any other cosmic horror kinos?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Thing

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Already seen that, and pandorum which is worth a rewatch. Event was a decent flick to watch the first time around but is meh after a second viewing.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was a kid, movies like this used to scare the shit out of me. Stories about hell were nightmare fuel. As an adult, I dont think there is a horror film that could frighten me. Stories based in actuality trouble me more

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