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I've been manually adding my notepad watched list to my new account for the last several hours and I'm nowhere near finishing
I gave up at 1500
Just don't post your account/Top 4 in Letterboxd generals and you won't get banned, anon.
>What is the endgame of these vampiric people?
To demoralize you into committing suicide. I'm not fricking joking.
Cinemaphile can be fine if you avoid the bait threads, capeshit, /film/ and politically-sensitive new release discussions. So about 80% of the board at any given time :^)
Dude just write a python script that inputs the titles to letterboxd for you.
Teo google searches: python file handling, python website interfacing.
you'll find morons anywhere you go on the internet. i only use letterboxd because i'm autistic and like logging things
It's not even that I go looking for this kind of stuff, it's just that the modern internet has become so bad with he mass adoption of normies, women, and Black folk/Black person-adjacent people that any time I try to look at things I like I'm genuinely put into a bad mood by these fricking leeches we call humans sucking the fun out of everything.
It's like how can you even be such a drag of a person? Like don't you ever get sick of being this vacuous, black hole of a human that just whines and whines at every little thing? It's like they're suffering so much by being a fricking piece of garbage with no integrity, and their only way of rectifying that is by making us all suffer too? It's not even just this letterboxd review, it's anywhere I try to find solace in the things I used to enjoy. Even this very website has a lot of them. What is the endgame of these vampiric people?
I'm tired, bros. I'm so tired...
chud
>bitching about b***hing
>Guys I found this long text made my a crazy person
>It all began when I went for a stroll the other day, but first, here's my life story
You like watching people get tortured. That's your real problem.
yeah literally everyone does you fricking moron
>i only use letterboxd because i'm autistic and like logging things
Are you me?
i'm so depressed bros
the horror genre is garbage for teenagers
Not only that, it also ruins every comfortable setting aesthetic that comes along.
Do they think that the longer they write their essays, the more _____ they get? What is this _____ they’re looking for?
Dopamine hits from the replies and likes. Same thing that drives people to be moronic on twatter. Or anons pretending to be moronic for (You)s.
Makes a lot of sense.
heh joke's on you; I'm not pretending.
writing something precise is much harder than 'elaborating' a lot
What movie are they crying about
Terrifier
I will now watch your movie
Yet you come here to see other people talk about movies in equally inane and stupid takes. Curious.
except people dont post sad little 'woe is me' sob stories when talking about a fricking slasher film (yes i know we have >tfw no gf moments but those are usually contained in their own threads)
It's really so annoying how many of those are on there. I read this review a couple weeks ago of some movie and it was paragraphs and paragraphs describing their own childhood. I kept reading it for some stupid fricking reason waiting for the writer to connect it to the movie they were reviewing to see how it was at all relevant but it never did, it was literally over 15 paragraphs detailing all the problems of their youth then at the very end wrote "this movie isn't very good" and that's it. It had absolutely nothing to do with anything about the film at all, and the comments were going "This is so brave of you" "Thank you for sharing this, it was beautiful". I got so fricking livid I threw my phone into the wall in anger.
i swear it's that they just want us to suffer like they do. they can't just enjoy simple things, it always has to be tied to some baggage
>they can't just enjoy simple things, it always has to be tied to some baggage
The irony of this post
>You can't say anything about it, or y-you're just like them!!!
You got me there with that stellar logic
Oh please, people derail threads all the time with spergy anecdotes about themselves or to randomly whine about x happened to them that is at best tangentially connected to the subject
Nathan and "Sally Jane" and all the try hard wannabe Eberts made me quit that site. Pure mental illness.
Serious discussion of art is madness. Pure fricking unmitigated madness. There's absolute no reason to waste your time on it.
I've seen what happened with the arthouse threads and letterboxed is no different.
morons quickly lose their minds and devolve into their political and social bubbles and start building their little walls around what was ounce a free and open area to observe and commit to discourse on things. They're all sensitive homosexuals who still need about 30 thousand more years in the oven to be able to have an intelligence coherent real examination of the thing we call "art."
Such a thing is not possible in the modern day. Don't waste your fricking time on it.
I just like seeing women in pain. I want to make it real.
The second one in your image is a schizo, and not in the meme sense but in the actual clinically diagnosed schizophrenia sense. And also a troony.
I don't get it, did this homosexual like the movie or not? Why does everyone think they're some learned film credit? Surely there is a middle ground between the gay meme "review" at top and whatever moronic shit on the bottom.
Only thing that's tortured here is that guy's prose
I got to the end of that like "holy frick he isnt finished?"
They're an unironic schizo.
that Cinemaphile tier of schizo
This is "her" if you're curious what the schizo troony looks and sounds like
Pretty funny how in his later videos he has a full beard but still insists he's a woman.
You deserve the world you complain about
the second review was made by jay bauman alt account
Is that JigC?
>letterboxd users when 10th movie in 20 year old film series of torture porn horror movies has violence in it
It's only a problem with popular/modern movies, if you go to the reviews of a more obscure movie you can actually find some good writing, at worst it's usually just inoffensive so long as you block that one particular mentally ill troony.
I watched recently The Unknown from 1927. It's an old silent 'horror' movie about a guy pretending to be armless and a girl he fell in love with. This is the most popular review:
>"Hands! Men's hands! How I hate them!...Men! The beasts! God would show wisdom if he took the hands from all of them!" -Joan Crawford channeling every woman alive in 2016
I like to filter by date and read new reviews on old movies. Sometimes young people have interesting takes
deserve it for going to website
What that crazy lady is saying isn't too far off from what is said by anons here. Just switch "men" with "women" and "facism" with "leftism/liberalism"
>Everyone dies. Everyone dies frequently alone and scared and in pain. In order to prepare for this, we must meditate upon what it must be like or we don't have to wonder because every day is an extended, incomplete death, and so we must meditate upon that.
What a fricking load of cope. We live our lives in the great forest of fear, where you can't fight real experiences of the worst with fake ones (no matter how well synchronized a symbolic correspondence
they may have). When is the last
time you heard of someone scream-
ing himself awake from a nightmare,
only to shrug it off with: "Yeah, but I've seen worse at the movies!" Nothing is worse than that which happens personally to a person. And though a bad
dream may momentarily register quite high on the fright meter, it is, realistically speaking, one of the less enduring, smaller time terrors a person is up against. Try drawing solace from your half-dozen viewings of The Terrifier when they're prepping you for brain surgery.
cringe
I think you mean "locked".
What the frick do women have to do with anything else he wrote there?
what's the most infuriating """review""" you've stumbled across on letterboxd?
Ahhhhhwhat?
why do they always take so long to get to the point when we know exactly where it's going from the first few sentences? is it even a statement at that point or are they just doing something therapeutic for themselves? im seriously starting to think that there is some sort of autism epidemic in our modern world, because these people are frightenenly common, and theyre everywhere.
>frick men amirite?
Obviously a victim of abuse, just ignore it. No reason to try and own some trauma victims nonsensical therapeutic rant with le facts and logic
Unless of course it actually gains traction like the #believeallwomen thing, we don't wanna be condemning the falsely accused to make real victims feel "heard", but some nonsensebabble on letterboxd is harmless
>Ok so I didn't watch this movie
Why are you giving them any attention? They told you from the stat that they don't know what they're talking about. Stop getting all worked up over this shit.
because it's one of the top 3 rated reviews at the top of the fricking page for the movie, dumbass. how could i not?
>for women, to be alive under patriarchy is to live with the daily threat of absolute violence at any moment from strangers or those who are not strangers.
it is literally the opposite of what she is saying, the only reason absolute violence against women isnt a thing is because patriarchy exists.
>she
>she
sorry didn't realize it was a troony
I seriously can’t understand how you can get so mad at other people’s reviews you ragequit Letterboxd over it.