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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wolverine 1,2, & 3
    What did he mean by this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably the 3 Wolverine movies that weren't the pair of 3 X-Men movies.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What was the third?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Logan

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There were three Wolverine movies:

      X-Men Origins: Wolverine
      The Wolverine
      Logan

      Only Logan isn't complete dogshit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Wolverine
        >think it can't be real
        >look it up
        >it is
        Jesus it must have been shit if I memory holed it that hard.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          actually it was pretty good. really only the first one sucked.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I did the exact same thing too like a year go

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/ImHoCI6.jpg

        Holy shits

        the wolverine and logan are both great. only origins was a disaster

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          both are garbage
          go back to shilling your new movie, James

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >dont like thing because other thing is bad

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oxford comma

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick did the Joker and Aquaman movies somehow make more than a Batman and Superman movie?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You actually need to be told why Joker made a billion?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes, I don't know how anyone is interested to see le realistic joker without batman. How is it any different than those venom movies? I still haven't watched it

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I liked it but mom got upset and we had to leave the theater. I'm 35.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zack Snyder movies are awful, and BvS in particular is truly unwatchable garbage.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Man of Steel was so shit that no one cared to see that Superman face off against Batman

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      SIR YOU WILL REDEEM THE MOVIE TICKET AND SEE JOKER MANY MORE TIMES THANK YOU GOOD DAY SIR

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Joker also made a billion without China. It was genuinely a good movie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Joker
      because
      >HE'S LITERALLY ME

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the first headless cameo was his fault and what caused his blacklisting

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are Snyder cultists and Trump cultists the same people or is it just identical autism?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      DONALD TRUMP MUH FRIEND!

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Henry aged out.

    He also would have been getting quite expensive. You understand that these actors get paid more with each time they return to their capeshit roles, right?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >4 minutes ago
    >14 replies
    BOT THREAD bot THREAD

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was also the worst Superman ever

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snyder didn't sideline Superman in BvS, he fricking KILLED HIM genuinely what the frick was he thinking?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >genuinely what the frick was he thinking?
      "I want to make a Dark Knight Returns movie but I don't want to spend 15-20 years establishing my cinematic universe"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Dark Knight Returns was a standalone story in its own noncanon universe, Batman V Superman had more buildup for its universe with Man of Steel than Frank Miller's version did.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s moronic, dark knight returns is a stand alone story. He wanted to do justice league homosexualry.

          You don't really need to establish a universe to tell any of these stories.
          I'm just saying, imagine being Zack Snyder in 2015. You have a wealth of material to draw from. You probably want to build up to something.
          What's the first story you choose to draw from after one standalone film? The one where they're bitter old men with a long history. It destroyed the concept's potential.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            But he barely drew from TDKR besides the concept of Batman and Superman fighting as well as some aesthetic choices and visual homages.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Any time Marvel adapts a big comic book story it's only doing rough story beats or concepts too. The main point is that what he did choose to pull from it was a bad idea at that point.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s moronic, dark knight returns is a stand alone story. He wanted to do justice league homosexualry.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The whole first phase of the MCU collectively made less money than the equivalent phase of the DCEU.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      And yet it died, makes you wonder.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      god damn warner brothers is fricking insanely moronic

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Iron man 1 wasn't expected to gross more than titanic.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    These bots crying about Snyder shit on the board is already getting tiresome and it's only day 2

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      discussion of television and film on this board should be a bannable offense

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick does recast mean

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      like if you melt down a gold brick and then you re-cast it into a dildo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Means they got a new actor. Except that wasn't really the case for Cavill. DCEU was so bad that they could only move forward by deleting it. This means no more Cavill, which was massively upsetting for his fans once WB had finally convinced him to come back

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no one cares about my post on twitter
    >screencap it and post on Cinemaphile
    >549 replies, thread locked
    Why do I still come to this shithole?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's nice

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you should stop coming here altogether, your brand of poster is my least favorite tbh

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe it's because Hugh Jackman and Robert Downey Jr. didn't have shit agents that booked them for two movies requiring drastically different appearances at the same time

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hmm it's almost as if a strong male lead and strong male director are not allowed in Hollywood.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >People like iron man
    >people like wolverine
    >people like Henry NOT superman
    even those who like Henry do it because he is "le gamer" and "one of us" which is not the majority, nobody liked him 5-7 years ago

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      true, I never liked his superman, most boring incarnation of the character ever, period

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    man of steel grossed whatever it did thanks to iron man

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So basically Snyder and his shitty flicks are btfo. Thanks, OP.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a different time. Movie tickets were worth a dollar fifty or something like that.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're talking 2008 vs 2013 and also after releasing a really really terrible version of Superman that kept the character's drought going for decades.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superman shows up without a head? I gotta check those movies

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those appearances are just cameos. It’s not even Cavill, just a body double, that’s why the cameos are headless.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do pajeets, Black folk and other sub-humans love the "Snyderverse" so much?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Less bugs in their diet.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair you have to be pretty smart to understand Snyder

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's because he's not one of them.

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