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How badly did Kevin get hit after his Dad saw this fricking bill?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not very. They were clearly a rich family.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That doesn't mean you like receiving a bill for nearly a thousand dollars for literally nothing. Just more or less a piece of paper telling you you have to throw 967 dollars on the fire.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't say he liked it. I'm just pointing out that it was less of an inconvenience for him than it would be for a poorer family.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >stolen credit card? you got it!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ok, but it still sucks to receive, they're wealthy but they're not billionaires. A random thousand dollar bill for bloody room service is a blow.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >36 chocolate covered straws
    what the hell

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably a 47 dollar box of straws

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        But still, what the hell. He wasn't even there for 3 days.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's a creative child

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking Americans will cover anything in chocolate

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rent free

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably a 47 dollar box of straws

      It's chocolate covered strawberries

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Excuse me while I go kill myself for being stupid.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    KEVIN
    YOU SPENT 967 DOLLARS ON ROOM SERVICE?

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >somehow manage to lose son in foreign country
    At that point be grateful you haven't gotten charged with child abandonment

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    His dad was a day trader and mom was a fashion designer. They were fine

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >day trader
      before bitcoin? where did the money come from?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        the stock market you... are you seriously this dumb?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No but I did stay in Cinemaphile last night.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dad was a drug dealer that's chump change

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If there's a gratuity then why did the staff also expect a tip?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They can't exactly invoice you for a stick of gum.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin was from a White, upper middle-class Midwestern family, no way his dad hit him. He was probably grounded for a month or longer though.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain why Marv turned into a skeleton?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he pondered the orb too hard

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was always a skeleton.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      cartoon movie

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    967 DOLLARYDOOS?

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buzz is a snitch homosexual with a male "girl"friend

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >$2,096.67 in today's Burgers
    He was obviously murdered as there were no more films with Kevin in them.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gratuity

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Deadbeat dad, Kevin would be in foster care if it's up to me.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    CREDIT CARD? YOU GOT IT

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing because he disputed the transaction, and threatened the hotel with litigation. Paid for the following years vacations with that

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