How badly did Kevin get hit after his Dad saw this fricking bill?
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How badly did Kevin get hit after his Dad saw this fricking bill?
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Not very. They were clearly a rich family.
That doesn't mean you like receiving a bill for nearly a thousand dollars for literally nothing. Just more or less a piece of paper telling you you have to throw 967 dollars on the fire.
I didn't say he liked it. I'm just pointing out that it was less of an inconvenience for him than it would be for a poorer family.
>stolen credit card? you got it!
Ok, but it still sucks to receive, they're wealthy but they're not billionaires. A random thousand dollar bill for bloody room service is a blow.
>36 chocolate covered straws
what the hell
Probably a 47 dollar box of straws
But still, what the hell. He wasn't even there for 3 days.
He's a creative child
Fricking Americans will cover anything in chocolate
Rent free
It's chocolate covered strawberries
Excuse me while I go kill myself for being stupid.
KEVIN
YOU SPENT 967 DOLLARS ON ROOM SERVICE?
>somehow manage to lose son in foreign country
At that point be grateful you haven't gotten charged with child abandonment
His dad was a day trader and mom was a fashion designer. They were fine
>day trader
before bitcoin? where did the money come from?
the stock market you... are you seriously this dumb?
No but I did stay in Cinemaphile last night.
Dad was a drug dealer that's chump change
If there's a gratuity then why did the staff also expect a tip?
They can't exactly invoice you for a stick of gum.
Kevin was from a White, upper middle-class Midwestern family, no way his dad hit him. He was probably grounded for a month or longer though.
Can someone explain why Marv turned into a skeleton?
he pondered the orb too hard
He was always a skeleton.
cartoon movie
967 DOLLARYDOOS?
Buzz is a snitch homosexual with a male "girl"friend
>$2,096.67 in today's Burgers
He was obviously murdered as there were no more films with Kevin in them.
>gratuity
Deadbeat dad, Kevin would be in foster care if it's up to me.
CREDIT CARD? YOU GOT IT
Nothing because he disputed the transaction, and threatened the hotel with litigation. Paid for the following years vacations with that