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DUDE New York LMAO
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m frickin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
stale pasta. Write a new one.
You ever notice whenever New Yorkers on podcasts talk they always try to subtly allude to how much of a New Yorker they are even when it’s completely irrelevant to the discussion?
The biggest example of this is forced over specificity about location which is always a subtle attempt to prove how much of a local they are. For example if two New Yorkers are on a podcast and one casually says “yeah I grabbed a coffee from Starbucks on my way over here” the other always has to be like WHICH ONE THE ONE ON 77TH IN THE UPPER EAST SIDE OR THE ONE OFF 110TH BY THE BASEBALL FIELDS????
>tfw flyover country chuds will never have the experience hopping on the J then the L then the Q then the 1 to eat out the aggressively unkempt minge of a mullato dyke doing a masters in urban planning at barnard college
nobody is impressed that you live in a particular city, if anything I think you're profoundly moronic past the age of 30/you don't work in something that earns you mega bucks
>if anything I think you're profoundly moronic past the age of 30/you don't work in something that earns you mega bucks
the average salary for people anywhere in their 30s is around 150k
I'm 28 and make 30k, am I fricked
The bug cries out in pain as he strikes you.
>the gypsy looks like destiny
>YES
Baltic win
The israeli guy is just Kafka.
why is the tatar so smug?
knows real history
ummm deadass?
yeah i stopped watching them a while back
the low energy, putting in 0 effort schtick gets old quick when every episode is 'hey ginsburg is this mic working?' or other asinine shit that adds nothing. they come in with no topic and nothing to say and just wait out the hour timer
when you break it down its just the dumbest shit. so now i listen to audiobooks to fill my time. im on the 5th harry potter book now already
ginsberg got fired
It's only somewhat good when they have someone as a third mic that brings energy to the show like stav did. Nick and Adam alone are like watching paint dry.
That episode with Ian from last week might be the only TAFS ep I've sat through in its entirety
the portnoy and chet hanks episodes are way better
I watch it purely out of duty
this is way better
- mandatory draft evasion study -
- i rather eat roots than get drafted
- How bad I want to arrest you...
- "we will confiscate your weapons"
- The Mouth of Draft Dodging
- Broke my arm before WW3
- CANT DO 1 SIT UP
- SAY NO TO THE DRAFT MAN
- fat, asthma and autistic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtSwkLJ0Xh8 - go die in a war while i WFH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDcQQUeNgcA - BE ALL I CAN BE ASMR
I watch it on occasion. They just need to have interesting guests instead of being lazy and just inviting their friends. The laziness of modern people is absurd
>hey ginsburg is this mic working?
Why does Nick mention this lazy frick every episode? The audio is always terrible, and no the mic isn't working
Stav being a happy-go-lucky moron only interested in food, sex, and drugs was absolutely invaluable to the show because it kept Nick centered. Adam just lets Nick do whatever he wants, which is be low energy, depressed, and unfunny.
Nick can hire any fat bum off the street and fill the role easily
>manic episode
FUGUE state
this is crazy I read your post at the exact time as a character said this in the movie I'm watching what a bizarre experience it synchronized ideally
why do so many irish people have bipolar or mental health issues in general?
They were built to drive cattle and farm potatoes all day. Like the Black, their minds aren't capable of flourishing in modern civilisation without resorting to schizophrenia
i'm irish and have bpd this is so true frick man
Lol me too, Ironically many of my dad's relatives are Mullen's, some were very odd, my mum comically calls whatever craziness on my fathers side "the Mullen disease"
Oppressive Catholicism, over bearing neurotic mother, absent apathetic father, binge drinking culture, intolerance of anything that is deemed "odd". It really is no surprise most great writers had to leave the place to realise their work
Too much power
The fool always underestimates the wise
alcohol makes mental health issues worse so you can't hide them anymore
Its because we are a sad and broken people. That's why we are so funny and make such catchy tunes its so we can forget the fact we are from a desolate, cold, dark, and rainy island under oppression by the most dysgenic people in history.
It's just genetics. They bred themselves into the same bipolar/depressive/alcoholic loop as Native Americans. It's funny how Ireland has produced many great writers and poets but absolutely zero mathematicians or scientists while Scotland has produced an army of scientists and very few writers of note. It's not just religion - religion can also affect genetics in the long term.
>hey bred themselves into the same bipolar/depressive/alcoholic loop as Native Americans.
this is the most eye opening statement I've heard. god damn it all makes sense now.
Anyone brave enough to have stood up for themselves were swiftly cut down. Only the meek survived, but because their colonizers were british it had to go a step further. With such abysmally dour conditions, only the ones that learned to cope with drugs survived because anyone sober just gave up.
Someone needs to write about this.
Catholicism mixed with northern European weather is more to blame for thinning out the herd than muh colonialism. Catholicism needs Mediterranean weather or else people will go insane. The Welsh and Scottish don't have the same dog shit passive aggressive, abusive, bipolar personalities as the Irish.
The scottish are mixed with Scandi blood and inherited that nonchalant carefree attitude.
They lost their religion and they needed that mental framework. Without those limits, their minds spun out of control.
Little homie can’t get to sleep so he thinks he’s manic, just a b***h
he must be protected at all costs.
I stopped listening a few episodes after Cum Town ended in 2022 and they transitioned in to low effort New York artshomosexualry. That era of my life has ended.
Try watching the Steve O episode. They're both trolling him the entire time and you can see Steve O start visibly questioning his sobriety. It's awkward kino.
They basically have no idea for the show and it shows, I wish they could find some other moron to fill in for a 3rd mic but I guess they don’t want to make money.
I think Adam could actually be a solid interviewer but they don't seem to be willing to scale their operation to get more than one episode a month. You need a production staff of more than two manlets and a microphone guy.
I like Adam. Nick is hilarious but I have a feeling the show sucks because of Nick. Adam does a good job interviewing. Nicks only pissed me off more and more as the shows gone on. He talks over everyone and is less funny than he used to be. Now he just comes off self centered and oblivious most of the time. I'd bet Adam let's him run the show because he's passive and Nick doesn't hold up his end. When they do have guests Nick talks over them the entire fricking time.
When they have fellow comedians on its not as bad.
Yeah Adam is an idiot, but Nick's manic depression is insufferable and slows the show to a craw
>saves comedy with racism
based spic
he's not funny unless he's the punching bag
It's funny how some Latinx are so unhinged about, I know a Colombian fellow who looks like your average pale mestizo and is always ragging on his Latinx friends about how dark they are compared to him. He's a funny guy but it's just a bit sad honestly.
through brand new, white linen pants, that his new gf just got him
He was so embarrassed
Haven’t watched tafs since the stevo episode because that was the last good one. If they aren’t going to try anymore can they just end the show
Paul Schrader episode is hilarious. Check it out.
Stav is growing more blubbery by the minute. I cannot stand looking at his newer stuff and unsubscribed from his youtube. He's objectively foul and Nick was right. Homeboy is gonna eat himself into an early grave and wind up in an open casket funeral sporting a thousand island stare.
Nah he's planning on starting a new diet and going to the gym. He'll be fit in no time
Makes sense. Stav is just on a very long and dirty bulk.
I just don’t get TAFS…
If they had more sketches and more good guests like steev-o and Chet hanks I would watch it more but Adam and Nick alone is boring. Stav was truly the grease that made that machine go, I think Nick is one of the funniest comics but he’s nothing without trying to stav laugh.
as of 2 episodes ago nick mullen admited he was INTENTIONALLY unfunny for a year because of a comment he read
last 2 eps are way better but adam is more useless and despisable than ever
the bit of TAFS is its a talk show but shit, you are never getting proper cumtown edge-lord comedy nick mullen back
at least shit on him for that even if you loved cumtown, dont be like sam hyde dicksuckers who are gonna give him money forever for lazy content (shit-tank season 2 is universally seen as lazy and not funny)
>as of 2 episodes ago nick mullen admited he was INTENTIONALLY unfunny for a year because of a comment he read
The most bullshit cope the kid has ever said
I mean it's not like he's trying to be funny, he is literally just yapping about his jaw surgery and not doing any bits
if he did impressions he could float easily through life until the end of time
Yeah its because he's a b***h tho it's not bc of a comment. He's lying
He's going through a depressive phase for sure. Between the Stav killing the golden goose, being 'forced' to continue podcasting, and lacking the general leadership experience to set up something like TAFS, he's under a lot of pressure. The fact that he fell off the wagon for a while is a good sign of that.
They both would have been better off if they'd cashed in their credibility and gone to write for Mindy Kaling or something. Trying to ironically recreate a talk show in 2024, a time when even the most prestigious talk shows are uniformly failing, was a mistake.
The Paul Schrader interview makes it all worth it, though.
He can't keep bits alive with Adam because Adam doesn't know how. That was Stav's major contribution to Cum Town. The solution might be to just have a guest on every podcast.
It's because Adam is a lot smarter than Stav and sees through Nick's bullshit, Nick is literally never happy and when he's "riffing" it's a performative coping mechanism.
Adam sees this and gets absorbed into the depression, he can't pretend what's happening isn't happening. There's your psychoanalysis also I'm gay
Nick needs to fricking do something about his depression. When he's not depressed the show is great but when he wants to kill himself its such a frickin drag. The problem with Nick is that he doesn't really have a business mind. He has a podcast mind and now he's trying to run a business. Its really dumb to do when you also want to die and feel undeserved in you success
His bipolar disorder (I don't believe mental illnesses are necessarily "real" but they're accurate personality groupings) means he is going to miserable forever. When you take medication you feel terrible, you don't feel like yourself. All Cluster B's have this same irrational resentment for medication which seeps through any affects it would otherwise have, so meds will never properly work.
I'm bipolar and that's true. I get panic attacks ALL the fricking time and the only thing that helps is weed and breathing into a paper bag. The thing with people with bipolar is that the only treatment is for us to be in a situation where we don't feel like we are wasting our lives. That's why people mistake bipolar for narcissism a lot. If we aren't satisfied where we are in life we spiral.
>as of 2 episodes ago nick mullen admited he was INTENTIONALLY unfunny for a year because of a comment he read
So he is autistic
>as of 2 episodes ago nick mullen admited he was INTENTIONALLY unfunny for a year because of a comment he read
that was a joke, you guys really are autistic aren't you
I fricking hate podcasts. Every podcaster will get the rope some day soon. Low effort culture ruining bullshit. Total podcaster death. Same for their audiences.
TAFS sucks so much bros. I listen every week with melancholy longing but it's never coming back
they had the perfect fricking setup
>they couldve done a bus tour across america
>they couldve done more cabin episodes
>they couldve vacationed across the world
instead we have the adam friedland show
if only Nick could've stopped saying Stav was going to die from fatness
Stav is loathsome and it sucks that they were so dependent on him.
Stav is a moron, but you can't deny that he was the perfect banter partner for Nick. Adam is extremely unfunny
>Adam is extremely unfunny
only when nick is around
True. I'll amend to say he has no comedic chemistry with Nick unless it's Nick shitting him on. I'd still rather listen to Nick on a roll with a rant or impression than Adam's comedy
He won
>We're expected to believe this guy has sex
I was always skeptical of his claims. Dude probably struggles to wipe his ass after taking a shit
e-celeb status gets you pussy no matter what you look like
Its not a question of the availability, but a question of capability.
>funny
>rich
>famous
>has unique look
>is openly attracted to other fat girls
Of course this guy fricks.
the women he fricks are complete hogs dude, its not hard to be a c-list new york comedian and get smelly fat alt girl pussy
He not only fricked but was in a relationship with and cheated on Eacheo Sennott.
She’s no 10/10 but she’s got a decent body and nice breasts.
>deliberately tries to look as bad as possible
>obese
>grows hair out to disgusting skullcap thing
>grows horrible facial hair, so he grows that out too
>apparently said that he didnt start regularly brushing his teeth until 30
>hahah yeah i get so much pussy haha
women are simps for fame and clout
I don't find it that hard to believe. He's easygoing, funny, has some clout and probably has an instinct for casual sex
If you could explain in the simplest terms, what women want, it's just
"Girls just wanna have fun"
having a fat greasy slob who can talk to literally anybody with a funny accent is fun.
Being an insecure misanthrope who quietly reads the room and calls people out isn't fun.
I bet girls judge you based solely on how fun you'd be if you were to have dinner together every night.
>being this fat and smoking
oh this dude has like 5 years tops lol
What's his frick from Chapo stroking out before Stav was a surprise.
Ian's been blowing up lately. From showing up on JRE to Null making fun of him. Big times for Ian Fidance.
They should've just fricking replaced Stav with Ian and continued cumtown, it would've been better for everyone.
I disagree, Stav by himself is bad, but he was the laugh track and brought an innocent moron energy.
couldn't agree more. the troony fricker is hilarious to me and I'd gladly watch him as 3rd mic
Ian is better as a side character. His slide whistle intro was fricking hilarious, as much as Stav and too-cool-for-school Nick didn't want to admit.
by the time cumtown eneded, they were all so burned out on it. the last HUNDRED episodes were fricking terrible. Cumtown's Attitude Era was eps 20-175
I couldn’t believe I listened to those last few episodes, they were so shit
they were entertaining because of the tension and apathy. like watching a hero slowly die
he's not even that fat.
hahaha dude im so fricking fat and naked ahahahah isnt it funny that im disgusting and naked
He is fat and gross.
He's "phat"
I went back and listened to a clip the other day where they were talking about the "alt right online" aka Chan culture right when the mainstream was catching on. Adam was crying about how it's bad, Nick was saying it's just people trolling online (he was mostly corrrct) and Stav was right away posturing about how unracist he is and how bad the "alt right" is while clearly knowing nothing about what its even referencing and it was obvious the second I heard it that dude was going to sell out the second he could for money and pussy.
Granted I think /misc/ is insufferable and full of actual freaks by now. But back then it was mostly trollin and Nick was right
Anyway point of my rant is Stav sucks and always was gonna do what he did
Stav repeats all the banal woke talking points to get pussy. He's a disgusting hedonist that would frick or eat anything and his body reflects that.
Agreed
>Nick was saying it's just people trolling online (
does anyone have the clip of nick saying that he or the podcast was on Cinemaphiles side?
lmao are you kidding? he's literally in the MORBIDLY obese category
His head is shaped like a plump grape
I saw a clip of him on Dan Soder's podcast and he looked so fricking fat. I think the way he's sitting contributes, but he's definitely gotten worse.
It makes me kinda sad cause Stav was constantly trying to lose weight through cumtown. Feel bad for the guy lowkey
nick lost
adam lost
stav won
Unfortunately this is also true from a certain point of view
But what he did not win is my respect. Which is truly the goal of all living beings on this planet
I wonder what the timeline looks like where Jake Flores was the 3rd mic like was originally planned instead of Stav.
probably ends in a murder suicide of some kind
it's worth noting in this scenario that adam wasn't planned to be the third host either. the original cum town was going to be nick, jake flores, and blake midgette from the band pg 99. then that fell through for whatever reason (thank god), then nick got stav, then he got adam.
I think it's very telling that Stav is listed as being in Shane's new Netflix sitcom but Nick isn't. I like to think that Shane didn't even bother to ask.
Nick seems horribly toxic to work with
He’s worthless to work with now because he doesn’t want to try anymore
He seems like a guy that would act like a b***h if he didn’t completely like what he was doing. I would have loved to see the show he and Tim Dillon were gonna do
>He seems like a guy that would act like a b***h if he didn’t completely like what he was doing.
That’s me
Unless it's something he wants to be involved in, you're not likely to get much from him is my impression, he says he has trouble completing his ow0dhyn projects
This is him now. Feel old yet?
the frick is going on with her eyelids
All the stupid prostitutes do it. Metro women facial expression
1000 wiener stare
>they removed the Ariel Pink episode
cowards
What, did you think they weren’t gay lefties from nyc?
I dont think they care about ariel loving trump, must be something else
Of course it is. They may not care, but they care that other people care
What was Adam's most israeli moment?
For me it was the mac book pro at a pizza place analogy during the breakfast sandwich fiasco.
>What was Adam's most israeli moment?
Literally stealing another comic's bit to his face.
>What if [thing] was gay, moronic and with a black voice?
It will never not be funny.
This is the best thing to come out of the old Cum Town subreddit before it was nuked. This picture is fricking insane.
i thought the formula was gay moronic and chinese
adam is funny during the interviews episodes but whenever he is with nick he just swtiches it off
why does this happen
jews are natural actors
He is scared of Nick because he is autistic enough to notice all of Adam's flaws and insult him for a half hour
Stav won.
>forced nepo baby show
the three boys were insanely cute shota hot
Maybe if your gay and moronic
There is only one who can save the show...
She's hot in the weirdest way. I would frick her from behind while she licked on a salt cube
Nick should just merge his pod with her's at this point, having 4 mics talk over each other is preferable to an hour of Nick looking at his phone. I already dropped tafs and took the Regz pill, and I regret not doing it earlier
Pretty good third mic, even has good one-on-one chemistry with Adam which is rare. I saw some of her stand-up get recommended to me in my facebook feed and man, she is not funny on stage.
>remove the moron who serves as a laughtrack and helps shift topics
>now youre left with an unfunny feminine israeliteboy and a turbo sperg
The only piece you can remove and it still works is adam
all three are dependent on each other, nick and adam are mostly boring, nick and stav would just be stav singing about getting pussy. God knows what adam and stav would look like
There is a clip of just stav and nick and it's literally the funniest and most moronic rifts ever. Just goofy puns about star wars and gay sex. Idk why Adam is *always* around but if he left the podcast would have been peaking
for me its cool cumtown
pic on the right is how Stav pictures himself
i could have saved dasha
Ummm Adam?
i fricked dasha. ivy wolk too. it was gross
so happy someone posted this. my gf made me delete all my porn but this is the only pic I really missed
one night back during the adam era she posted an IG story at a club or concert flashing titty...
I still think about it. i wish I screen recorded it. never found it anywhere on the internet
I have it but you cant upload webms here for some reason
upload to catbox dot moe now or I hex you with a gypsy curse
Cinemaphile says its Spam for some reason? I have the link but its not working
lying sack of shit have a nice day
frick you homosexual. Dont ever call me a liar again
my bad. this shit was extremely hard for some reason
I want to frick this vapid, benzo addicted, vocal fried prostitute so fricking bad
Just picture Adam's weirdly androgynous and anorexic body on top of her, wiggling like a naked worm.
So fat he's Chinese unironically.
i haven't tuned in for a single second of "Stavvy's World" (gay) but I heard all you guys saying how fat he was but I couldn't even fathom THIS lmfao
I hate Cumtown and hate TAFS when it's just Nick and Adam moping or talking to some boring NY comedy rando.
That said, Adam interviewing Chris Cuomo or Degrasse Tyson are some of the best things I've ever watched. The whole show should just be that. With Nick laughing behind the camera. That's the perfect formula.
Nick just needs to accept Jesus Christ as his personal savior
he's depressed because he recognizes the truth but hasn't humbled himself to accept Christ
>Nick just needs to accept Jesus Christ as his personal savior
Hmm are you joking because I've unironically though of this. Would take a lot of self-humbling on his part though.
nope, not joking
it is the obvious and only cure to his depression
t. /r/podcasting
When you know the truth about Christianity it's basically impossible to submit to any church. A new religion, any non semetic religion needs to take over white people. Otherwise I'd take atheism over christianity.
>AHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHHEHHEHEHEEHEHAHAHAHEHHHEHEHEHEEHHHHH
he really was regular obese here
TAFS has been a lot better the past like 3 months. But Nick seems to be crashing again because he's going low energy and they're not putting out consistent eps as of the past like 2 weeks.
But anybody that hated TAFS, I'd recommend like the last 8 eps, they've had guests on every week and they've been having fun with it, it seems. They even did a fricking 3 hour episode with Kurt Metzger
>They even did a fricking 3 hour episode with Kurt Metzger
I saw that in my recommended videos on youtube, but I didn't notice the length. I shouldn't be surprised, because Nick has always been so gay for Metzger.
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Nick is bullying Adam again. Claiming not a single one of his family members dying in the holocaust is one of my favorite recent bits
speak a little chinese for ‘em, derek
The derek Chauvin and the black preecher atorney bit has me fricking crying and barely breathing. holy frick, greatest bit of all time.
I’m an attorney and had pull over on my drive to the office
does Cinemaphile really listen to lefties? ijbol