Homelander is legit terrifying.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he literally has done almost nothing wrong. all he wants is to do a movie every once in a while, save a few people, thats it. but vought forces him into doing shit and then it's somehow his fault. he's also constantly cleaning up after other people's messes as well

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everytime he shows up I'm terrified of him for how unhinged he is and could snap at any given moment. The actor is phenomenal in conveying that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Its ok its just a TV show. He cant hurt you.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          uwu

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He can if you run into him at a restaurant in Spain on a bad day

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Calm down you donut

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Never reply to me again you esl piece of shit

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Stfu and kiss me f0ggit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he’s not real, anon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Tell that to the Spanish chef

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        chill buddy hes not coming to your basement

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I live in a very nice apartment ty.
          Spooky tho living by myself some nights.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What are you talking about? He shows up and fricks up and then vought has to cover for his mistakes because if it's understood that he's a powerful yet stupid there's no trust he'll do the right thing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this. people don't give him enough credit for not only being America's strongest and finest superhero, but they also forget how much corporate bullshit I have to put up with on a daily basis, it's sickening

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        t. Homelander

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was in the first season, 2 made him into a joke

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't buy him as a villian, I don't think his actor is very good for the role. I don't buy his motives because he doesn't have an endgame and doesn't really have good cause to sneed out the way he does. if the show started with him already insane like irredeemable and then went into his story it would've been better than trying to do what they're doing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're trying to show him constantly pushing boundaries so his black father can get mad at him and say stop, and now he's gone so all his autistic shit is SUPPOSED to be on him now, but apparently Vought can still fire him?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      moron spotted. embarrassing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        suck my balls

        They're trying to show him constantly pushing boundaries so his black father can get mad at him and say stop, and now he's gone so all his autistic shit is SUPPOSED to be on him now, but apparently Vought can still fire him?

        his whole premise with vought doesn't even make sense comic always have inevitable backup clone plots because it's the only thing that makes sense when you're creating superweapon people, the idea they just randomly created a schizo superman that won't be held accountable for basically anything and just let him do as he pleases is just silly considering they show he's ALWAYS been a psycho, it wasn't really a descent at all he's been this way from the start but somehow everyone involved is too stupid to notice? doesn't make sense

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Homelander himself had respect for Stillwell and Edgar. Only once he realized that he's the superior one and doesn't need them things started to turn around. As another anon said, he's a child in a supermans body and behaves like that.
          And even then Edgar still has him on his toes even when he falt out told him that he isn't afraid of Edgar anymore and could just rip him in half on the spot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't have an endgame
      that's a huge part of his character. He's just an overpowered manbaby caught in the machinations of others, being pinballed around from one crisis to another. He has no real mission, purpose or goal in his life. He doesn't understand that his powers don't mean he has to be some important figure on the world stage, he could literally just go grill and have a small cult following that gives him all the adoration he wants. Starlight took the right path in just straight up quitting.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >that's a huge part of his character.
        yeah I mean I get he's just kind of lost in the sauce but I just mean endgame in that even the things he does on a small scale don't make sense, like even a crazy person can draw a line from a to b if they're functional like homelander, the writing for homelander just feels like
        >woooahhhh yeah dude who knows what he'll do next he's uhhhh crrraaazzzyyyy
        which is why it felt so shit to have stormfront basically run his character for all of their arc, it legit felt like they just didn't know what to do with him so they just puppeted him for a while under someone that actually has motives

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just tell me he rapes Starlight at some point. I'm sick of her holier than thou attitude

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          starlight is going to get blacked by a train

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Isn't A Train dead?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              One can only hope

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He 180° in the space of one episode is really throwing me off. She's gone to "everything it takes, even if I have to suck his wiener and pretend to love him, even if there's no guarantee your plan will work, everything it takes" to "nnnnooooooooooooo, not the heckin innocent supeserinoooooooosss!!!" in like a day. Went from I really like her to she's completely insufferable. Kind of hoping she gets it if she's to stay like this.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Hope the Deep somehow mouthrapes her again. She's, just sadly uninteresting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not really a problem in the comic where Black Noir is his clone and is the one doing all the really fricked up shit that then gets attributed to Homelander.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >in the comic where Black Noir is his clone
        why did they re write this plot point

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So they could have some boring nonsense about how Homelander is literally Trump and Trump bad

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They probably didn't. They might just say the original Noir was some black dude, but when that guy died after Soldier Boy was kidnapped, he was replaced by the Homelander clone without anyone knowing. They could still make it work, the reveal could even work better now that you expect him to be some random black guy.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it wouldn't make sense though since he's obviously not as powered up since he got dabbed on by a female

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They clearly did, since he's still allergic to peanuts and he freaks out and digs out his tracker when learning Soulja Boy is still alive, something it's not even obvious Homelander could do with a knife.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's because sticking with it wouldn't let them do much with Black Noir. They rewrote the Deep as well, in the comic he's just a one note character who's only interest is in his financials and profit margins.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          because it was dumb as shit and Garth Ennis is a shit writer. The comics are trash and anyone who says otherwise is a fricking moron

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Garth Ennis
            oh that explains why the plot is so dumb. that Black person couldn't write his way out of a paper bag, he's just
            >LE MAXIMUM EDGE
            reading crossed was one of the worst experiences of my life because it was so fricking shit
            yes that includes the "good" ones like wish you were here

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The comic is short and sweet. It doesn't have much pretense so the typical lack of nuance from Ennis doesn't harm it in my opinion. Amazon wants the show to be more grand and have more implications than "corporations bad" and the Cannibal Holocaust message about human nature so you get attrition with the source material.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't think his actor is very good for the role
      I think you may be one of the only people on the planet that thinks this, it’s like you’re just trying to be a contrarian. Antony Starr pretty much carries this entire show on his shoulders with his performance as Homelander, it’s pretty universally agreed upon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean I'm sorry man I usually buy into fiction pretty easy I just can't shake the feeling watching him that he's acting, almost like he read the script the second before they shot, he makes convincing faces I guess but his delivery, I just don't buy it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I just can't shake the feeling watching him that he's acting
          That's the point

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            what I'm saying is it comes off as forced, even in his moments where he's his "real" self as a psycho. doesn't feel like a guy that's unglued it feels like a guy acting like a guy that's unhinged in his community college play.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He is literally Trump

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Omg I'm literally shaking

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get how people haven't realized yet that this show is just an excuse for Seth Rogen and his friends to create caricatures of what they think Trump and the republicans and white people in general are and parade them around on screen. Everything else is just filler.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lmfao okay moron

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another moronic boylet on Cinemaphile watches a feminist show and thinks it's portraying men as cool and based and not filling them full of anti-white male predictive programming

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the most onions currently running series with any popularity?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    stop watching tv while stoned anon

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's literally Trump.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm literally (still) shaking.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The moronic schizo "bad guy" version of Trump that libtards think is real.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm literally shaking

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    laser eyes are the coolest superpower

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't there a general specifically made for shilling this show?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't realize these shill accusing shcizos existed outside of Cinemaphile

      Cancer.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OOOOIIIIIIIIIIIII
    Shut yer trap you DUMB BIRD
    Or I'll BOLLOCKS ya

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      as the only witness, why did homelander describe, in detail, this scene to the media?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because it was funnier

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >WOT IF SOOPERMAN WOZ EVUL

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not really. He is too wishy washy and constantly swaps between being a pussy and a psychopath. Makes him seem weak.

    They make a big deal about him finally being unhinged and doing whatever the frick he wants, and then this episode he's crying about noir, crying to himself in the mirror, and just generally seeming scared.

    He was MUCH scarier in season 1. Season 2 was okay. He's pretty bad in season 3.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't have his black surrogate pseudo-father to keep him grounded anymore, I assume that's what they're going for anyway

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        "You are nothing but a bad product"

        Oof.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ashley is legit my wife.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Any nudes of this nob gobbler?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is he just autistic?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Acquired brain injury, basically super autism

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What were they thinking by not casting him as Albert Wesker? The guy is literally him

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is how POC view all white people. It is terrifying

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ngl, breastfeeding from a woman while she jerks you off is 100% kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      None other than Elizabeth Shue too

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does he kill Gus? Someone spoil it for me idc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no. homelander arranges it so the aoc character betrays gus and he steps down as ceo

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My friend played season 3 on TV and the first thing we see is a fricking naked man with his wiener dangling in between his legs teleport onto a fricking table and said man actually having ant man kind of powers go small and massage a dick from the inside.
    I fricking walked out.
    did i get filtered

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shortly after you left, the dude expands inside his urethra and explodes him inside out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why did series go a different route than comic?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    was the end of the last episode probably the first time homelander's life has been in danger? i notice hes also bruised, wonder whats gonna happen when everyone sees hes not actually immortal

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