>Homer can keep strangling Bart, don't worry
>monkey's paw curls
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They're just saying anything to get people to tune in.
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A hard eight. She's no stranger to her hairbrush handle. Total frick machine.
>She's no stranger to her hairbrush handle
>he doesn’t know
Good stay away anon
wrong cartoon tardbro
she's 8 years old
Out of 10
By 8 years old you know what you like but just get oppressed. I knew even before then I found boys attractive, I would try to chase boys in the playground to kiss them and we all giggled
shut up, chuds
I have no idea what a chud is, but if the alternative is sexualizing prepubescent children then you can call me Chud McChudson.
that's right around the time people like that want to molest kids
Yup, no need to watch the israeliteavision anymore.
Wait a minute, there's something else in the picture...tiny words that elaborate on the headline! Now who put those there, and four years ago at that?
Isn't she like eight?
Woahhhhh is that ageless cartoon character being adapted for modern values? Aaaahhh I'm going insane because this never ever happens omg
>ageless
She's canonically in the second grade.
She's 8 years old. Fricking pedowood israelites.
>here's the sexual preference of our preteen girl character
>she'll frick anyone 😉
Where's there 'proof"
What I mean is what episodes or dialogue can they show us that points to Lisa being polyamorus? Or is this a fake headline
This was a split second gag
Is this real? Why would they think this was funny? Or did they make it so they can officially claim Lisa is bisexual and polymorphous?
Lisa had lesbian years in college but later marries a man and becomes president. The episodes in the future always have gags about it.
I see., I guess I just don't remember any of that
Is an old episode. 2011 according to the wiki. Lisa has a bunch lesbian relationships while in college, but married Milhouse later. Bart is divorced and drunk. Maggie is a singer and got pregnant
The joke is that Lisa, the uptight soapbox nerd, pulled two b***hes while Bart doesn’t have any.
The joke is that writers fetishize Chris Chan
>1990s flash forward lisa grows up to be president
>2020s flash forward lisa grows up to be in some kind of dyke cult
They want you to lose all hope.
based Bart hating dykes
He's annoyed because Lisa stole his girlfriend and cucked him.
She's also possibly the result of an illicit affair Marge had with Moe the bar guy. Possibly.
I knew she was a bawd. She is a democrat
this b***h has incest all over the place, and scissors with jessica lovejoy
remember when they did the weird promo of maggie in like a emmy dress or something and her ass was huge
>polyamorus
As if Lisa could find 1 person that isn't Milhouse that could tolerate all her shit, let alone 2
You'd be surprised how much simps will put up with for just a crumb of pussy
Lisa's best match is Nelson and I'll die on that hill
One of the gags after this is her and Milhouse marrying and their marriage being loveless. I can imagine him cheating on her frequently because of her constantly rejecting him when they were younger
Isn’t she a second grader?
>08 April 2019
I hate Lisa too but come on