My whole life I wanted to be a Hotel Detective and now the job is basically just some fat guy sitting in a room watching CCTV monitors.
I wanted to sit around hiding behind a newspaper to making sure unmarried people don't share a hotel room.
Well social media unfortunately ruined our career. I used to be a Private Investigator for relationships but nowadays there's little need as men & women can do it themselves through SM
that's not true
>t. Luke Skywalker
Search your feelings you know it to be true
that's impossible
How do I get over heartbreak? It really hurts and I feel lonely and like a loser
Grow up and get over it
Rape
Or just jack off
I have been known to brap
My whole life I wanted to be a Hotel Detective and now the job is basically just some fat guy sitting in a room watching CCTV monitors.
I wanted to sit around hiding behind a newspaper to making sure unmarried people don't share a hotel room.
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Well social media unfortunately ruined our career. I used to be a Private Investigator for relationships but nowadays there's little need as men & women can do it themselves through SM
>I used to be a Private Investigator
That sounds kino, any cool stories?
In the future humor will be AI generated
Better than anything zoomers can produce
I have a length of mains cable and some lovely oranges
You now remember that time Marge got raped by Quagmire
Then kills the whole family
How does that work if Homer is Lois?
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lunchbox stickers
What?
my name is doctor fruit
Nonsensegay
gay
alright the first time I just scrolled past, now you've got my attention
can any anons give me a quick rundown?
yes
The ol' mathematician's answer.
Homer is Lois in disguise. She disguised herself as a fat yellow man so she could get away with cheating on Peter.