>"hon hon let me make a 4 hours long film about an old fart sketching a young lady"
why are French people so fricking horny? all of their "cinema" is the same shit, just sex, cigarettes and depression
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You wouldn't understand, American swine.
You watched it.
for obvious reasons
>her mad look at the end
hot, I will now watch your kino
Looks like a better version of Ana de Armas
why is Ana de Armas either a 4 out of 10 of a 10 out of 10 depending on what movie she's in?
because shes mediocre. depends how much makeup shes in and what light
This is so stupid. If anything it underscores how stupid and vulnerable French b***hes are
you'd be surprised how frequent this sight is in actual art circles
I'd simply walk up behind her and do sex things
Sexo
this chick was in the first Mission Impossible movie, right? Absolute kino body. she's been nude in other things too and they only got bigger
Yes that is definitely her.
yes thats her, she is drop dead gorgeous. Something about French chicks, Sophie Marceau is similar...just beyond beautiful.
To all those that are confused, this is what a real woman looks like, not something you see in the Amazon rain forest.
uhh what do you see in Amazon rain forest?
fire ants? freshwater dolphins?
I
WILL
NOW
WATCH
YOUR
MOVIE
It's the conceit of the movie that when they start out they're out of sync and awkward and no creativity is happening. By the end they're "working together" but MON DIEU!!! Le creativitee! She has RUN AMOK!! We have DELVED TOO DEEP INTO LE SYNCHRONISMEH BETWEEN LE ARTISTE AND LE MUSE!!! AND WE HAVE CREATED SOMSING...TOO REEEEEEEEEEEEEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is not a joke. That's the plot. The final painting is so "raw" and "naked" that they hide it away and the artist quickly knocks off something the public will fawn over, but is a betrayal of le processe.
Also, while all this is happening, the artist's wife, his previous star model/muse (Von Trier's Anti-Christ/Nymphomanic Actress irl mother btw) is watching from the sidelines. And she sees the picture too and realizes she never had that profound of a relationship/synchronicity with him.
Yes, it is even more pompous than anons here are saying.
You as the audience are meant to get over her lush nudity after the first 90 minutes then start synchronizing with the process too.
The ultimate conclusion of the modelling sessions is basically Charlton Heston screaming at the Statue of Liberty in Planet of the Apes.
YOU FOOLS! YOU (nearly) DESTROYED LE ARTE!!!!
Bro, i think you should get a vacation and le touch some french grass.
I will now watch your movie
this movie looks great. hollywood, you could learn a lesson or two here.
>uh let me just take your thigh like that
>yeah I'm just guiding you, your boob doesn't look artistic enough
>I need your full cooperation, it's for art's sake, you understand
>now please breathe into my ear as I fondle your belly to find the perfect artistic angle
Being a painter truly is the best swindle out there
>im now going to taste your foot for artistic calibration reasons
It's unironically the worst profession for these sorts of things, because you're supposed to be doing this in a non-sexual manner
The moment you seem like a creepy weirdo who only pursued art to molest the girls modeling for you is when you're viewed as a subhuman by every single colleague of yours
Yeah but most artistic types I've met were degenerate losers to begin with so I don't actually buy that.
yes, this is why you go into photography instead
>implying photographers don't grope girls to pose them
that's not what I'm implying at all, what I'm implying is that photographers all do it and always get away with it
The trick is to be known as an eccentric and radical artist. So that when you molest these girls you can claim it was to bring passion into the painting. It doesn't matter if they're angry or sad or horny afterwards, it was all for the "passion that art requires".
The French are literally the worst white people of all. Even the dirty slavic ones are down for a good time. Frogs have historically spent half of their time being weak backstabbing pussies, and the other half being stuck up buttholes. They have some hot women though.
>Roux de Poux
>White
French women are constantly committing sexual microaggressions.
If you're fat American you deserve it bc that how evolution works
Isn't their entire country on fire right now? Maybe they shouldn't have imported millions of Black folk and shitskins.
many such cases!
qrd?
They having a Rodney King/George Floyd moment.
cop shot a 17 yo, now everyone wants to slaughter the police
>Nafri criminal tries to run over a police officer
>Nafris ape out and burn their cities down repeating George Floyd
>Nerdy whiteboys on the internet who le hate le police defend million person chimpout
all cinema is worthless
That's the entire pathos of the human condition. The frogs know
Films like this make me realise that high brow cinema isn't all that smart. This movie fails as both an involving emotional experience as well as an intellectual exercise. Yet, critics fall over to praise.
kino
Unironically one of my favorite films, the sound design that emphasizes the strokes of his pen as he sketches her is like music to my ears, it never fails to put me in a trance.
this is peak "rainy night" kino to watch, there's more to it than nudity.
shut up midwit
>"nooo it's not about the breasts, you don't get it, I like the-.....ummm....the sounds of his PENCIL as he draws her
Nuke /film/ homosexuals already
same.. one of my favourites.. i find Jane Birkin's voice incredibly soothing in this film..
Same! Besides obvious reason, thiv Kino is also very calm and aestethical AND helped me draw wanderfull sketches of nude models
The gall of you to call anyone a midwit. The sound design of the stroke of his pen, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
>midwit doesn't realize he's a midwit
>Midwit copes after getting humiliated
Is she nude throughout the whole thing? Based if true
sometimes she puts on a blanket
How is this woman so hot?
WHOMST
She is such a bawd
look up early life
Goddamn you would never see a woman like this in movies today
She bogged her face up later
>file name
1991?! Jesus Christ, going off these clips I thought this movie was from the '80s or late '70s. Goddamn I'm getting old.
You remember that period in the mid to late 70s where it was mainstream for intellectuals to convince people to frick kids? The French are still there.
>The French are still there.
They pretty much started it.
Frogs are just more open about it. At least in Japan there's a sense of hiding/societal shame about liking weird shit.
I've been saying this for years and it always has garnered nothing but laughter & disbelief from friends that France in many ways is even more deviant and perverted than Japan.
>more deviant and perverted than Japan.
nah, they're not that far gone
meanwhile eroticism in Japan:
How does one get overpowered by a tiny Asian woman?
by being a degenerate who enjoys the beating
she had 5 brothers
hot
"these guys are all gay cuckolds" is as old as Tacitus, Gauls have always been fricked up.
If I were to characterise both I would say Japan is the more nerdy type of deviant, the pathetic panty sniffer archetype, while France is more along the lines of the elderly israeli pervert who gets his rocks off putting cum in his daughter's shampoo
Lmao you people imagine too much. Most frenchmen still have a normal sex-life comparable to other westerners. Cuckolders are mocked and cheaters shamed. We're just a lot less prudish and there is a lot of attention towards a certain decadent parisian lifestyle, but it's a minority
Sure thing kévine
>4 hours long film about him painting her
>they don't even show us the end result
Frick you Rivette
Eet ees about ze journey, not ze destinashon
Yikes. You virgins keep forgetting that women are nothing more than autosteering vehicle walkers for the transportation and sustenance of the true organism, the womb and ovary complex, which is meant to be utilized for the construction of additional warriors. There is nothing beautiful or attractive about them as their appearance is simply vestigial organs which serve as camouflage to their true purpose. A man who has ascended past the crass demands of flesh and bone could never be influenced by these... things.
Something about showing real life moments but enhancing it in a way
Its like an example of a complete transaction in work but not an 8 hour shift at McDonalds which funny enough would be more entertaining than this
I didn't watch so this is all just assumptions.
You should watch Park Lanes.
The french is a nation of Black folk who act like children and then excuse it with "muh passion". They are absolute fricking coons who have a deeply ingrained culture of pretension, violence and lack of self control.
Meawhiles angloids be like
>"Blood, gore, decapitation are le good"
>"Oh my God did that woman just show her bush on camera???? Nooo nudity is baaaaad"
that's Jacques Rivette's film 4U
at least this one has great breasts
>sex, cigarettes and depression
And you wonder why the native French stay in their homes as their country burns
they have similar to italians a colorful and artful past so they try to emulate that history. not everything is great but wanting to be and do better is a good groundwork for creating good art.