Honestly, Mordecai and Rigby aren’t (that) bad employees. A bit whiney, but they’re not as lazy as people say they are per se. Even if it’s in asinine ways they always get the job done, often going out of their way to get advice on how to get their job done more efficiently (usually after some regular stuff happens and they need Skips to help them).
Yes they’re shitty people, Mordecai literally killed his friend for a girl and Rigby is a whiney little b***h, but in terms of taking care of the park they usually get it done. I mean, we always see the park and it almost always looks good to me. Given how much bullshit happens, I’d go as far as to say they’re exceptionally good park workers for keeping it tidy after all that. The park routinely gets obliterated, and it looks good as new the following week.
That bird and that raccoon should have sex with each other.
I hate how so much of it depicts Rigby as the dominant one, like Rigby is literally butt height with Mordecai he is meant to huff his farts.
Doesn't mordecai literally manhandle Rigby with no effort in every fight they have?
He may dominate him physically, but rigby dominates him mentally
Oh yeah right that time he killed Rigby for successfully cucking him
Holy shit exactly
Man as a kid I always thought that Mordecai was the more mature straight man who just got stuck in a shitty job. Now looking back at it dude is basically the western Natsuki Subaru (minus the isekai)
maybe if mordecai wasn't such a limp homosexual when it comes to relationships this wouldn't happen
Did you, did you watch the show?
No the bird and the gumball machine should have sex together.
What? Why? Just because Benson is as red as Margaret doesn't mean that Mordecai would be desperate enough to spill his seed into his boss's gum slot. Besides, Mordecai doesn't even act like any of Benson's former girlfriends. He's a flounderer, a laze-a-bout, and even if he does his job something goes horribly wrong at the park. How would they even have a romantic chemistry, let alone a reason to get it on that doesn't require fujo-levels of 'justification' (i.e. horny lost lovers' spirits, abandoned pheromone device, Mordecai getting into a rut and finding who he thinks is Margaret but is really Benson)? I really don't the Mordeson ship dudes.
shut up and post the pictures already
Me personally, they switch every other night. Small dom/big sub is hot tho
I feel like the show should've had them improve at their jobs overtime as a sort of character development. To the point where near the EOS, they're genuinely competent at their jobs.
Post the pictures
Thank you to the janny from last thread who waited for the gay sex comic dump to finish before deleting the thread
Rigby just needs to tie up Mordecai and the "overpowering" meme won't be an issue
Just reminded me of a dream I had when I was in 4th grade where mordecai and rigby tied up benson and basically molested him
How do you molest a grown man?
How do you molest a gumball machine
Grab him by the gumballs.
That would mean rifling about in his head. Do what the Unicorns did but put your hand in the latch hole once his gumballs come out in to get them strawberry juices a-going. It's not like your gonna get your hand crushed, eh-heeheehee... what could go wrong?
No they showed in Regular Show how to do it. A unicorn turned the dial and got gumballs out of Benson.
Yes, that is what they did. But to get to his candy core, the whole hand must be inserted, and maybe your forearm if you're feeling peckish. Feel around his chest cavity and disable the turning port in order to go full Fisto on his innards. Grease those guts up and give him a good time he'll never forget.
Stop *clap* being *clap* gay *clap* furries *clap*
thats why they never got fired for long