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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not watching any of these.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      As much as I hate modern movie making and you may hate these guys for being rich insider buttholes, you've gotta hand it to Tom Cruise, Nolan, and Tarantino for attempting to preserve the moviegoing experience. Tom the least since there is some shit CG in his movies but he definitely cares about real stunts with real stakes. Anyway I think Oppenheimer is worth a theatrical watch to see what Nolan pulled off practically.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you've gotta hand it to Tom Cruise, Nolan, and Tarantino for attempting to preserve the moviegoing experience.
        hand it to Gerwig*

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      no one asked

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        your mom did after i fricked her

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need to watch Oppenheimer

      It is a moral imperative

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Amerimutt goyslop
    No thank you

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do zoomers think typing in nig-speak makes them cool?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just american things

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oppenheimer style and Mission Impossible should be good. Barbie is some Kangaroo Jack-levels of misleading marketing and the actual premise of the film(Literally fighting the patriarchy) sounds like dogshit.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mission impossible ain't some dog shit? How come it has 96 in RT?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mission Impossible has been a consistently great franchise. Why would this one be any different?

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm praying for Barbie to get into the 90s again so I can take a screenshot

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is 2023 the greatest year for motion pictures in the history of kinéma?

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    89% for a film that woke probably equates to 49% in reality.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      RT isn't like Metacritic. A RT score is the percentage of critics who liked the film, not an average of the grade they gave it.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we eating

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to see Mission Impossible with my mom on Saturday (something rekindled in her after Maverick.....) and Oppenheimer on 70mm on Sunday. Gonna be a kino weekend.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm going to see Mission Impossible with my mom on Saturday
      same here, have fun anon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I took her to see it last weekend, she loved it, I always take mum to see the MIs and the Bonds, she really enjoys them
      Have a good time bro

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      sounds nice, enjoy your kino and quality time with your mom

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm going to see Mission Impossible with my mom on Saturday
      same here, have fun anon

      Im going to the kinoplex dressed as a MI agent and im gonna slide cards into people's pockets inviting them to watch MI7
      Am i deranged? Yes? Will i go to jail? Probably not

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    MI won and Mr Crusie won.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we eating
    fricking zoomerspeak

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      juicer drip moment

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cruise should have swallowed his ego and change the release date

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      MI has already won brother.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      no. It's already delayed enough. Also MI is winning in Box Office.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched Cruisekino last weekend. This weekend, I plan to watch barbiekino AND oppenkino.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    MI is the only good movie there.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you seen the others?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't want to. Oppenheimer is a israelite and Barbie is a feminist. moronic homosexual.

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