I mean, well the gems wanted to frick Steven, especially Pearl, and they all wanted to frick Greg later on, especially Pearl. So it's no wonder that Steg the fusion of the two, would send their libido and thirst levels into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE.
Literally every issue with this arc that people were mad at would be fine if they just didn’t name it “The Zoo”. Could’ve just called it “The Island” or something and it would’ve been fine
the diamonds are still basically gods. it's not that steven shouldn't kill them it's that he can't and literally the only way to defeat them is to do what they want and make them into big babies
Except for that time he solo overpowered all of the diamonds and the crystal gems when he became a terribly designed giant penis monster
Oh but that had to be solved with hugs and tears too
The last thing the writers cared about was having reasonable and realistic solutions to their conflicts
moron
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The thing is that if you simply kill the Diamonds, 80% of gem society will come to Earth to try to avenge them.
By far the smarter solution is to make the Diamonds dismantle their empire from inside.
I genuinely don't know how this happened. You'd figure they'd all become a big brown slurry after so many generations, but there's still clear racial differences. Do you think Holly Blue Agate practiced eugenics to keep them distinct?
Greg missed his chance to lay some serious pipe in the zoo. As the most worldly person there by default, he could have taken over and had every hole he wanted in the place.
Greg is unironically a good person who wouldn't betray someone by taking advantage of their vulnerability.
Plus that Rose pussy has no equal. None could ever replace it.
No, no. He also boned Amethyst, which backfired on him as well. Greg's just learned not to stick it in crazy and most of the gems and townies are fricking nuts.
>Fusion that existed entirely for one scene and only really served to add weird sexual tension between Steven and a couple of his moms and remind the audience of a couple of abandoned Greg ships
This bit was odd even by SU standards. I am surprised it didn't piss more people off at the time especially since it had Pearl creaming her pants over a male.
>fusing totally isn't sexual guys!! >but Peridot not wanting to fuse is meant to be an allegory for asexuality >and fusion dances are erotic >and Pearl repeatedly fusing with Garnet under false pretenses is basically like rape >also the weird sexual undertones with the Steve-Greg fusion scene
Amethyst remembering why she use to frick Greg after rose died.
This
No Pearl. Yes Amethyst.
Not a personal preference, just what I think the episodes suggest.
Everyone wants to frick Greg
God gave rock and roll to you.
Do you guys think Pearl and Greg ever fricked?
God, now I remember THAT fanart. Where the frick is it.
>THAT fanart
Fricking nobody knows what you're talking about moron, just post whatever grearl you have and stop being a spaz
Nah Pearl likes alien women. BIG alien women.
No. Pearl very clearly likes big girls exclusively. Jasper has a better shot at Pearl than Greg does.
INCEST
Steg’s presence causes prolonged spikes in libido.
I mean, well the gems wanted to frick Steven, especially Pearl, and they all wanted to frick Greg later on, especially Pearl. So it's no wonder that Steg the fusion of the two, would send their libido and thirst levels into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE.
ESPECIALLY Pearl.
Hyper masculinity cures gays of their homosexualry. How could you misinterpret such obvious literary devices?
Honestly, not even the most degenerate thing in that show.
What did they mean by this?
Literally every issue with this arc that people were mad at would be fine if they just didn’t name it “The Zoo”. Could’ve just called it “The Island” or something and it would’ve been fine
It would be fine if they didn't try to retcon the pure evil Diamonds as not being all that bad hey let's invite them to our pool party.
the diamonds are still basically gods. it's not that steven shouldn't kill them it's that he can't and literally the only way to defeat them is to do what they want and make them into big babies
Except for that time he solo overpowered all of the diamonds and the crystal gems when he became a terribly designed giant penis monster
Oh but that had to be solved with hugs and tears too
The last thing the writers cared about was having reasonable and realistic solutions to their conflicts
moron
The thing is that if you simply kill the Diamonds, 80% of gem society will come to Earth to try to avenge them.
By far the smarter solution is to make the Diamonds dismantle their empire from inside.
>you now realize the only time diversity was absent in Steven Universe was at the human zoo
What did Rebecca mean by this?
Are you dumb
I genuinely don't know how this happened. You'd figure they'd all become a big brown slurry after so many generations, but there's still clear racial differences. Do you think Holly Blue Agate practiced eugenics to keep them distinct?
What else is she going to spend her time doing? Thousands of years, making sure all the colored ones stay the right color.
If you learned how genetics actually works instead of believing the replacement theory bullshit, you'd understand.
Why are they all specifically designed to be as attractive as possible when everyone is definitely inbred?
They've very clearly been bred like showdogs.
whats degenerate about this?
Not that shot specifically (although the hips are nice) but the premise was lewd as hell.
so lewd = degenerate?
Greg missed his chance to lay some serious pipe in the zoo. As the most worldly person there by default, he could have taken over and had every hole he wanted in the place.
Furry sparkledog shit is deeply moronic, yet somehow I find this art style infinitely more unsettling
If God puts a MAYN in front of a lesbian, she Will flip, its the law.
I wish Pearl would look at me like that
Hail to the King.
So if the lesbian never encounters a MAYN, is that God giving her his blessing to keep munching rug?
If God never presents a MAYN to a lesbian, I am afraid He has considered her lost and doomed. Truly tragic indeed.
I could fix her
Are you she?
I could fix them both
You ain't got the juice
Call me Jared Higgins cause I’m juice world. I won’t fumble the bag like Greg.
I’m talking viagra and crack cocaine whatever it takes homie
Realistically speaking, Greg could have fricked her and she would have been happy to let him.
Why didn’t he?
Oneitis
Greg is unironically a good person who wouldn't betray someone by taking advantage of their vulnerability.
Plus that Rose pussy has no equal. None could ever replace it.
How does it feel to be the most boring person in the room
Being honest is good trait anon.
I’m laughing at you irl
The last time he boned someone, they died.
Because she was a moron.
Greg did nothing wrong.
STEVEN GAY TRASH THREAD
MOODS STUPID NECROBUMP
Anon, do you live for these moments?
No, no. He also boned Amethyst, which backfired on him as well. Greg's just learned not to stick it in crazy and most of the gems and townies are fricking nuts.
I like to think Pearl isn’t.
I know that’s not true but I like to think that.
I also think I can fix her bros
He didn't know she'd be into it
Bro fumbled the bag ngl
>Fusion that existed entirely for one scene and only really served to add weird sexual tension between Steven and a couple of his moms and remind the audience of a couple of abandoned Greg ships
This bit was odd even by SU standards. I am surprised it didn't piss more people off at the time especially since it had Pearl creaming her pants over a male.
>fusing totally isn't sexual guys!!
>but Peridot not wanting to fuse is meant to be an allegory for asexuality
>and fusion dances are erotic
>and Pearl repeatedly fusing with Garnet under false pretenses is basically like rape
>also the weird sexual undertones with the Steve-Greg fusion scene
It should have been me!
*Steven
I dp believe the intention is that fusion could represent any kind of relation,ship, not just sexual.
but I also think most if not all SU's writers are morons
I think the best explanation is they ran with it as a metaphor at first and then chose to retcon it.
They wanted to "experience" that Oyakodon fusion.
>Oyakodon
That's a poultry dish, not for sausages, dum dum.
>take dragon ball z's fusing mechanics
>but make it an allegory for lesbian sex
>but also do it between a father and son
what DID they mean by this?
Two men can have lesbian sex if they rub buttholes together.
My wife
Go outside homosexual
It's 97 degrees outside
STEVEN'S
PENIS
Wut