>Honey, I've got some bad news for you.
>Not now Marge, I'm waiting for the new XFL season. Who will win this year's Million Dollar Game? Who? Who?
>Honey...
>The X is for Extreme.
>There is no XFL this year. The league folded.
>Who told you?
>Last year's MVP. He sweeps up toenails at the beauty parlor.
The XFL was a colossally moronic idea for edgelords that went as quickly as it came.
Not quick enough, frankly
Hey, promising ideas take about two to three years to come out, and their intended audience will follow them for that long. It took about that long for the shine to wear off Vivziepop.
it seemed like a cool idea when you were 13. but not beyond that. kind of like Eminem.
I don't even remember what the XFL was. What made it any different than the NFL?
Early 2000s attempt at an "alternative" pro football league with less rules, skimpily-dressed cheerleaders, and other edgy bullshit. The only thing people remember about the XFL was that player who had a jersey reading "He Hate Me" on it.
>pro football league with less rules, skimpily-dressed cheerleaders, and other edgy bullshit
That sounds good to me. You know, except for the football part.
Most people come to football games for the football.
well you are in luck then. I must've been reading a breakdown about it earlier this year, it turns out a football league put together in a few months is going to have incredibly bad teams. there was very little professional football going on and much more middle school PE football.
seems when the core of your business is trash no amount of X-treme Kool can get people to invest in it long term.
also all I remember about it was there was a Jacuzzi for some reason
were they skimpier than regular cheerleaders?
yeah but
Jacksonville is basically what you get if you run an NFL franchise like an XFL one. So proud of the contribution my people have made to this country.
it's not just them
Those stupid pointless sweaters
What are those called again?
We need to cut out the middle man and just get full contact lingerie football. We need to start a psyop to trick crossfit girls into thinking it's a real sport, then we make the official league.
>full contact
Wouldn't last a season, every single player would have blown out ACLs within three matches
The only sports women should play are tennis, volleyball, and olympic wrestling. In fact, the men's variants of those sports should be abolished
>tennis
No. Men's tennis was and is still iconic for many reasons.
>volleyball
You're completely right, but you have to consider what all those Asian men will do instead of it. They're not all Filipinos where you can turn basketball into a religion.
>olympic wrestling
Hard pass. It's the sport for men to rise up from poor circumstances and turn into great athletes in ways you cannot get in other sports unless you're lucky or in a moneyed area. Combat sports and debate are the equalizer.
>homosexuals in short shorts showing off their expensive designer fashion
—men's tennis. I don't give a shit how 'influential' Andre Agassi or Roger Federer is, it's a gay effeminate sport. It's like men's softball or gymnastics.
>what will the Asian men do without volleyball
Play baseball? Or start wearing dresses and become wienersleeves for white men. I don't care, not my problem.
>Olympic wrestling is about working class revolutions and blah blah
Soccer, boxing, MMA.
Olympic wresting is the most homoerotic sport there is, it is ONLY acceptable for women.
LFL was touch football. It died a few years ago after they decided to "go legit" and give them more masculine uniforms and downplay the sex appeal. Yet another pack of idiots to fall on their sword in the wake of #metoo
>t.
Yes. I like women. I'll take your post as a tacit admission to your homosexuality?
The lingerie league was already a thing, though I can't remember if it was full-contact or flag football.
"Edgy bullshit" is fun though when done right. Attitude era was peak WWE.
>Everything you thought was cool when you were 12 is what is actually cool
Beardneck manchild post
I will concede that Arnold turned out to be a gay ("screw your freedom") but breasts will always be cool and I will die on this titty filled hill.
Becoming older and "having sex incel" has only reinforced this belief.
Are you a jaded single woman over 40? Because that's the only demographic that unironically uses the word "manchild".
>edgy
How old are you? Like, right now? That you still call shit "edgy" as a pejorative?
They also hired Opie and Anthony to do a pre-game show and gave them basically nothing to work with.
It was run by the WWE head Vince McMann and likely staged
besides what some people already mention
XFL also took place during the spring-summer season.
so there wasn't much competition with NFL, since nfl took place during fall-winter
and people could enjoy football all year round.
also they paid their players way more than what the NFL did
The NFL doesn't need to pay players because the individual player sponsors pay them millions. XFL had to have player salaries because the players were nobodies and has-beens who couldn't get individual sponsorship.
If you want summer football, just watch the CFL
>ynr canuckball's attempt to expand into the US
S11E5
>I have a small white penis
Mutts law
>This joke is a deep cut for all the Fox fans!
The XFL was better than any season of the Simpsons after 10.
>Here's the mail, Dad. That'll be three dollars for on-couch delivery.
>And three makes three.
>This isn't real money. It's printed by the Montana Militia.
>It'll be real soon enough.
>They don't know the XFL came back from the dead thanks to The Rock