I always forget how many hidden gems of skits there are, until Comedy Central runs a marathon. The first sketch ever, the Pop Copy one, fricking great. >yeah yeah listen sista I gotta go take a shit
I think of that line at least once a month.
It's one of very few shows where every single scene has mostly quotable phrases and parts. There's just so fricking much everywhere. >homie YOU SMELL LIKE FRENCH FRIES
>Oil? Who said anything about oil? b***h, you cookin'? I don't know nothin' about no oi- RUN!
Every episode of Chappelle Show was a banger, but this skit was the crown israeliteel.
that skit deserved it's own show, the time haters one was great too >LOOK LIKE A BROKE ASS ICE-T >next homie that say somethin' is gettin' shot, please believe that
Lmao Vos standing smiling in the skit, even he can't believe he's there
I'll never forget the sickest burn I ever heard >you're a giant moronic midget and you look like a jockey who stole his horse's teeth
Ben Bailey, to Rich Vos, at the roast of Patrice Oneal
>It's a racial epithet, popularized by George Jefferson in the 1970's. You see, he and his wife Weezy owned a dry cleaning business in Chicago, where they moved on up to the east side, to a deluxe apartment in the sky, where they finally got a piece of the pie. >A convoluted story, I'll admit.
>MAGA HATS?! >MAGA hats on, in Chicago? >Excuse me one second, Mr. Smollett. >Frank? >Find out where Kanye West was last night.
holy frick this aged well
https://piped.hostux.net/watch?v=wZXoErL2124
only good thread on Cinemaphile all day
katie had some big ass tittays
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
Cocaine's a hell of a drug
PS BrrrrrrrRrRRRRrrrrr
>this mark-ass trick poured morton's salt all over my sneakers!
>yall homies need 2 mix cokain wif bking powda
These two are very underrated
>let's ride on these fools at they own barbecue
>Y’all ready to ride? Rah rah
Also when he dances with mos defs body
>look at those shoes. His pretty little shoes
I always forget how many hidden gems of skits there are, until Comedy Central runs a marathon. The first sketch ever, the Pop Copy one, fricking great.
>yeah yeah listen sista I gotta go take a shit
I think of that line at least once a month.
It's one of very few shows where every single scene has mostly quotable phrases and parts. There's just so fricking much everywhere.
>homie YOU SMELL LIKE FRENCH FRIES
That skit in particular goes fricking hard
>who's glove is this? b***h who you frickin', OJ?
I die every tiem
>WHAT UP FRY GUY?
>PUNK b***h!
>GETTIN' PAID GETTIN' PAID
>AYO LET'S ROB THIS homie
>THE MEAAAAANEST BURGER IN THE WORLD
>CAN BE THE LEAAAANEST BURGER IN THE WORLD
>IF YOU COOK IT THAT WAY
>MAN I GOTTA STOP SMOKIN' THIS SHIT HERE SON
And all of that is within five minutes, it's the greatest comedy show there was.
>I'M YA HOOK UP
>YOU WANT WACARNOLDS, YOU GOSTA GO THROUGH ME
we're not allowed to have comedy like this anymore
I made a kid in my neighborhood cry and run to his daddy with
>punk b***h. Fry guy
His dad was a marine came out like WHAT DID YOU CALL MY SON
>the cleanest burger in the world
>could be the meanest burger in the world
>if you cook it that way
Donnell Rawlins is underr8d.
Lmfao
Prey ta god you don’t crash that napkin
Yellow cake
>Oil? Who said anything about oil? b***h, you cookin'? I don't know nothin' about no oi- RUN!
Every episode of Chappelle Show was a banger, but this skit was the crown israeliteel.
SELL SOME MEDICINE b***hES
never got it then never got it now WHAT DOES YELLOW CAKE MEAN FOR BLACK PEOPLE LOL
Nothing. It's a code name for processed uranium that can be used in nukes.
The joke is that everything in some weird way has to deal with Blacks in some form or fashion. It's a play on 'Black person Fatigue' jokes.
COALITION OF DA WILLING
WE GOT 70 NATIONS READY TO RIDE b***hES
STANKONIA
SAID THEY'D BE WILLING TO DROP SOME BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD
I'M IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM INVOLVED IN ANY Black personDOM
/misc/ before /misc/
I WROTE SIX
THEY ONLY PUBLISHED FOUR
that being on the FIRST episode was fricking ballsy
WIDE-NOSE HAVIN, BREATHIN ALL THE WHITE MAN'S AIR, THEY THINK THEY'RE THE BEST DANCERS, AND THEY STINK!
>dude, did he just call us Black folk?
>AWESOME
>crowd's reaction when
CRADLE OF FRICKIN' CIVILIZATION
Do I need to tell you...what the frick you can do with an aluminum tube?
ALUMINUM!
Not on my watch.
I SAID THE homie TRIED TO KILL MY FAAATHA
CRADLE OF FRICKIN CIVILIZATION
Mark ass marks. Trick ass marks. Punk b***hes and skip skap bawds and scallywags. Hoes, heffers, heehaws and hooliehoos!
>he wears underwear with dickholes in 'em!
>patrice o'neal
>most likely to gain weight and die
that skit deserved it's own show, the time haters one was great too
>LOOK LIKE A BROKE ASS ICE-T
>next homie that say somethin' is gettin' shot, please believe that
I'll never forget the sickest burn I ever heard
>you're a giant moronic midget and you look like a jockey who stole his horse's teeth
Ben Bailey, to Rich Vos, at the roast of Patrice Oneal
>What... is a honkey?
>It's a racial epithet, popularized by George Jefferson in the 1970's. You see, he and his wife Weezy owned a dry cleaning business in Chicago, where they moved on up to the east side, to a deluxe apartment in the sky, where they finally got a piece of the pie.
>A convoluted story, I'll admit.
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
Excuse me while I go put some water in buck nasty's mama's bowl
Lmao Vos standing smiling in the skit, even he can't believe he's there
Pray to God you don't drop that shit.
Love him.
DIVERSIFY YA BONDS homie!
KONNICHIWA, b***hES
>MAGA HATS?!
>MAGA hats on, in Chicago?
>Excuse me one second, Mr. Smollett.
>Frank?
>Find out where Kanye West was last night.
holy frick this aged well
https://piped.hostux.net/watch?v=wZXoErL2124