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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HOP IN

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gif doesn't show him making out with the dashboard
      Weak

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        his microphone chipped the dash, not his face

        though that still would have fricking hurt the ol' collarbones

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you sure? Looks like his mouth slamming into it to me. He even had to get some teeth replaced.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He said his teeth left a mark

            the idiot boomer was seeking sympathy with lies. That story was conjured up after he saw the damage to the dash
            >musta been my teeth

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              He had to get 4 teeth replaced and has pictures. You could literally watch the video you moronic zoomer.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                he just didn't brush right.
                I watched the video and he didn't floss his teeth once.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You can see his face hitting the dashboard in the video. Not his neck where the mic is, which looks fine after the crash. You can even see his mustache is right above where the impact is.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He said his teeth left a mark

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats gotta hurt

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >moron driver knows a crash is coming
      >keeps his hand on the wheel and even straightens his arm
      holy shit kek

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point of the aerodynamic bulge behind the driver's seat when the car is a hardtop

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cool racing harness I'm not gonna wear

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey Doc, shouldn't we put on our shoulder belts?
    >Shoulder belts? Where we're going...*lowers glasses* we don't NEED shoulder belts!

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd forgotten what this video was called so I just searched boomer car crash on YouTube and it appeared

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hey i wonder if the victims are alright in the other car
    >who cares?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's okay, the car is going to make a full recovery!

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HOLD ON
    >GGGSHHSHHHHHSHHHHHHHH

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't they install a handbrake?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      because they thought it wouldn't look "cool" in the center dash
      no joke

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lap belt's fine.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oh man we have no brakes and are for sure gonna hit a car
    >lets go for the minivan that is most likely to have multiple people/children in it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why didn't they aim for some pedestrians? at least they are soft..

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        even better there was an embankment to the right, but he still aimed for the SUV

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate boomers so much bros.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is this
    where can I see the video
    why has no one posted source yet

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only way this could encompass boomers even more is if they ran over their own kids

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        God damn boomers are braindead. Frick Germany for all the laws we have but at least the tüv engineer would have laughed you out of his office if youd rolled up with this build

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    can they sue the insurance of these idiots for even going on the road on that shitty vehicle with no brakes and 1k HP?
    looks like negligence to me if it's custom

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Builds one car up for over 20 years
    >doesn't understand how it works
    something doesn't add up

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He paid hundreds of thousands of dollars for uncaring mechanics to do things with it, he didn't actually work on the thing. The 1300 horsepower supercharged motor that idles it down the road higher than the speed limit because the gear ratios are unchanged in the stock automatic 3 speed transmission? Shrug, who gives a frick, idiot boomer paid me. The ebay china brakes on a monstrously powerful car? Don't care, got paid. Putting a bare metal interior with racing seats and roll cage in a car with a dragster engine and stock tires and kit brakes and classic styling? moronic, but that's what the boomer paid for.
      I really don't know what was going through that man's mind as he paid mechanics to do this shit for him, I don't know what his purpose was with this build because it was not a street tuned muscle car with that ugly metal dash and gear ratio that made him have to ride the brakes, it was not a drag car or a track car with it's shitty cheap brakes and skinny tires and nice styling, it wasn't a show car because it looked stupid on the inside, it wasn't anything but a moronic money sink and death trap
      in his own words he spent 20 years 200,000 dollars and 2 marriages on that car

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        20 grand, two marriages, three teeth, one arm and two hospital bills

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just saying if I was in that car it wouldn't have gone down like that. There would have been a lot of dead pedestrians on that road.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I was in that car it wouldn't have gone down like that because I'm not moronic and I'd kill the ignition (in the fantasy scenario where I keep driving it after I notice I can't drive at normal street speeds without cooking the brakes, which in reality is the point where I'd stop the deathtrap and get out of it)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why didn't they just jump over the car in front of them and then do a bunch of donuts to slow down?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder
    >automatic cuckbox
    >spirals out of control with no recourse because lead poisoning made boomers moronic
    >manual chadmobile
    >push the clutch and no more power
    the choice is obvious
    come home white man

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MUH BOOMERS MUH BOOMERS MUH PEEPEE POOMERS!!!!!
    nah this isn't about boomers, it's about americans
    zoomers are just as fricking moronic

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