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We are so fricked.
Capeshit is slop for terminal soiboys.
>Director of "Losers, buttholes and Doofuses I, II, III, and IV"
>wokest Studio in high second-guess mode as the bankruptcy vultures circle
I feel this may be the curtain call for them.
You need to make him smile, dammit.
>putting on an ugly, ill-fitting supersuit
>hair done up stupid-looking'
>about to follow the path of all the other actors wo career-suicided doing DC movies
He has nothing to smile about.
>is this scene taking place at night?
>AHHH I'M GOING INSANNNNE
Superman gays are unable to ever be pleased. Looking forward to this bombing like every other Superman movie because people don't actually like Superman.
suit is still shit
Wow his suit really doesn't him. It's like it's one size too big. Who made this?
A studio out of money.
I obviously meant doesn't fit him.
He hasn't used the button that inflates the muscles yet.
See, this is what wokeness has done to our society. I can't even have a Superman movie where his suit is skin tight.
It has less to do with wokeness (though WBD is wallowing in it to degrees never seen before), and more to do with hiring Honey-Booboo Carnies to run your major studio.
Probably looks better when he's not hunched over. Anyway, gives me Red Son vibes, but the boots looked like Captain Americas from Avengers 1 and those looked like shit.
It should be giving you Kingdom Come vibes.
Well it doesn't
Only the symbol does that. I hope it's a new symbol in the movie's timeline. Makes no sense he starts off with it since it doesn't even look like an S. It only makes sense if he's been Superman for a while, thrn changes the symbol.
it's on purpose, to give him a laid back look. They did it with Kramer on Seinfeld.
I think it's an AI image. Sure looks like one
Zoomers and gen alpha don't care about capeshit, and for a good reason. They'd rather watch anime.
>when your audition as "Madrox the Multiple Man" falls through and you have to star in WBD's latest catastrophe to pay your rent.
ugly suit
storywise, have superman wear cheap-looking spandex while have everyone else wear high tech designed costumes
It's time for a new trend. Or maybe Hollywood is too far gone with entire generations of workers having only ever worked on capeshit.
why even make superman le grounded strong man fighitng against human aliens and a bald man?
make is fantasical, nic cage superman in the flash actually had a idea, stick to robots, actual aliens, other planets what ever.
>"Somehow this suit is too loose AND chafes at the same time"
>"I hope I have a career after this, st least in streaming"
>"I'm fighting a moronic version of myself, but all I've seen is a guy covered in dots who acts moronic"
>"Wait, this isn't setting up a moron-on moron fight is it?"
>"Oh God, am I playing a moron too?"
>"Gunn keeps looking at my little nephew in a way that worries me"
>"I thought I'd get to hang with Jason Mamoa"
>"At least there's no sign of Ezra Miller"
>"Tom Cruise refused to watch a special preview, something about the last check not clearing"
lol Warner Bros truly can never win with Superman it seems. They try to do some art house shit that’s reminiscent of Superman 1 and 2 with Superman Returns and people called it boring and slow. They take the criticism to heart and do the exact opposite with Man of Steel which was a cluster frick of violence and action and everyone hated it (except our fellow East Indian posters on the board) and then they tried to do the Christopher Reeves Superman again with Justice League and got laughed at. Now there’s this Superman. I can’t get a vibe on the tone here, I guess he’s just tired of the grind of being Superman? While a giant ball literally destroys his city and possibly thousands of people. It’s an odd way to make an impression when we just came off Snyders bleak and miserable DCU where he number 1 criticism was that Superman didn’t act like Superman. I actually have some faith in Gunn and believe at the very least he’ll make something that’ll put all 3 of Snyders films to shame, but there HAD to have been a better reveal image than this.
You forgot dweeb mutt Superman with the mentally ill children in that tv show.
The show is quite good whenever it's NOT about his children. Good thing the last season is removing one of them.
That's what every Superman fan always wanted. A show about Lois and Clark that's really about their moronic kids. Also both actors look like complete shit and I'm baffled as to why they picked people so ugly for the roles.
Superman fans just want the Reeves movies done over and over again until the end of time.
Obvious muscle suit
stockingssisters, are we back?
>mutt Superman
Theyve all been mutt supermen lmao, how else are americans supposes tonrelate to them
I liked the kids aspect when it was about them discovering powers/etc. It felt like a modern version of Smallville. But I dropped the show at season 3 because they replaced one of the boys with some moron who can't act.
The problem was fricking Lana's whole family. Lana was great, but her cheating husband and cheating daughter are both massive pieces of gaslighting shit. I love how when the man cheated he got left and the show is punishing the shit out of him, but when the girl cheated and fricked another girl at camp, Superman's son got gaslighted into thinking it was his fault. Then she meets with the girl AGAIN behind his back and even tries to make him hang out with her. And its STILL his fault when he says to frick off. And then turn him into a weird incel-type character that constantly obsesses over her instead of finally just letting him focus on learning his powers and doing actual cool stuff.
It had a decent first season, it got "noticed" by ((the powers that be)) and then got raped to death in season 2 and going forward. That's how it always goes.
It's because no one likes Superman except his hardcore fans who all like a different version of him.
I think what all the hardcore Superman fans are into is an optimistic, friendly Superman. A friend to anyone who needs a friend.
That will please all 500 Superman fans and bore the shit out of everyone else.
Good. Frick normalgays and edgelords.
>superman tanks the DCEU again
This is why they should base it around Batman and have Superman as a more background character like Thor in the MCU.
Perfect. Gatekeeping is not a bad thing.
Boring with zero stakes. This is why nobody cares about him.
True. And they got it with Superman Returns which was a massive flop.
Enjoy your flop. Legacy won't do half of the box office of Man of Steel.
>Man of Steel which was a cluster frick of violence and action and everyone hated it
It was the second most successful Superman movie (only losing to the original) and got a A- score on Cinemascore.
Nice attempt at revisionism.
All the edits are better than the real thing wtf. This project is DOA
We're so back
Why isn't there a version where he smokes dope? It would explain his slowness.
>it doesn't fit because...
>well, wrinkles!
>Its SUPPOSED to be oversized and ill-fitting!!!
That looks somehow.. effeminate.
It will be mid at best
Wrists are not good
>look tired and sleepy while putting on his costume alone
where's the hope and optimism?
>casually putting on the suit
I'm not a capeshit gate keeper but for some characters you should stay consistent. Why is Superman putting his shit on so slow? Why's he SITTING down? This is definitely a candid picture like the Tom Holland sleeping casually picture. But this shouldn't have been shown. The dude can float, he wouldn't be sitting and using two hands to put on a boot.
Okay? So he's putting on the suit for his ma and pa, what's your point? I don't think you even know what you're trying to convey. I'm talking about bored Superman casually putting on his boots like he got 4 hours of sleep and needs to go to work.
When there's a literal giant fricking death ray going off on the city in the background lmao
>he wouldn't be using two hands to put on a boot!
>*shows comic of Superman using two hands to put on a boot*
>okay so like what is your point?!
Like I frickin said if you had any comprehension, he's putting on the suit for his Ma and Pa. OP's picture is him alone, looking sad, pulling up the boot with two hands as if he's not alone and not able to move very fricking fast. Do you not understand that was my position from. the very fricking beginning? Or are you an actual brain dead fricking moron? Please respond, Tyrone.
i feel like i can hear the john williams music starting up in that last panel
more like
no thanks
>pencil neck Superman
They literally look the same
The hairline difference is staggering. Henry is brave to appear in public
Henry had the same hairline for the last 10 years, idk why anyone keeps coping saying he's balding
Literally the same hairline, keep coping
and furthermore
inferior to henry
He sucked as Clark, and his Superman was a snarling bald Agent Smith looking butthole
Superman with a widow's peak is comic accurate
God I hope this movie bombs. If it does it will mean that DC capeshit outside of Batman are over until the characters go public domain in the 2030’s.
>the characters go public domain
Unfortunately the companies will probably pull some legal nonsense to keep the characters de facto locked down.
I would fricking love for characters like Batman to hit the public domain though, and force comic book companies and movie studios to rely more on the properties they still own (read: shit created in the last decade or so).
All they have to do is add a new power or something. Superman who can leap tall buildings if a different character than Superman and the different versions will go into public domain st different times. Plus people forget, every classic Disney movie was based on public domain characters & they became the default cause Disney being attached to it is the most important part same as DC or Marvel will be for superhero stuff
James Gunn will bring back DC in a big way, big box office, big cultural relevance
Just like The Suicide Squad did.
Gunn's biggest success is piggybacking the MCU, not too different from Captain Marvel making $1b
>Superman fanboys are already making "bright and colourful" edits of the new Superman, just like they did with Snyder movies
YOU FRICKERS WILL NEVER BE HAPPY
Huge improvement
Damn, now that looks dope as hell
>Superman puts on his suit like he's getting dressed for an 8 hour work day
Also that suit looks TERRIBLE
Look too MCU, the lines ruin the suit
The whole image looks like it was thrown together and digitally altered at the last minute, his head looks like it was digitally maniped on the body. I don't understand why thye would release such a photo that doesn't even give you a clear look at the character, he should have been standing.
This looks rushed and unfinished.
It was clearly going to be an Empire magazine cover but got repurposed.
it was unedited straight from the set, that's why it looks like shit
Gunn took the pic himself it wasn't digitally altered they're using the volume so they even use a green screen, that picture looks like shit cuz of that
An actual fricking pedophile is directing Superman and you're talking about hope and optimism? OP you are a homosexual and a moron and you kys.
>Snyderjeet has entered the chat
Zack Snyder fricked children, Gunn just joked about fricking children they're not the same
Major Flop