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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Capeshit bros did we frick up

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    But that’s a good thing?

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh no! the same hero with the same story since the granpa of my granpa was 12

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >oh no! the same hero with the same story since the granpa of my granpa was 12

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Win-win, capeshit is becoming much less popular and more predictable anyway

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >becoming

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you should've watched this shit movie so they could make more shit movies

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >studios will be forced to make something GOOD for once!!
    OH NO

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that a popcorn vessel™?

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    OHNONI NO O NO NOOOO NOT MY SUPERHERO MOVIES WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS REALLY THE END OF THE GOLDEN ERA OF CINEMA WTF IS Hollywood THINKING THESE MOVIES ARE THE MOST INFLUENTIAL MOVIES EVER IN THE HISTORY OF FILM AND THESE IDIOTS ARE TRYING TO END IT WTF ARE WE GOING TO DO WITHOUT SUCH MASTERPIECES AS ANTMAN QUANTUMANIA AND BLACK ADAM

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    We've had several capeshit bombs(many of them being in the top 20 box office bombs) going as far back as Green Lantern. They still aren't stopping. The Flash killing capeshit is wishful thinking

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good I've been hoping that capeshit dies for like 10 years now.

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm happy

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You have an obligation to watch all the capeshit that comes out so that companies will know they can make money with superhero movies, and eventually they'll make a good one trust me bro
    How embarrassing, who thinks like this

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a Flash movie?

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO! How will I know now what will happen when they all team up to defeat the purple space emperor who wants to shoot a blue laser through New York City?

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gee I dunno, maybe don't hire a literal kidnapping cultist pedophile batter next time. Just a thought.

  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        meowin pürrer

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >SIEG MEOW!

  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Win win for us. No more superhero films means no more of this slop getting eternally regurgitated, and if someone actually does pull off a film it will probably be one with actual effort put into it to convince financers its worth it. Cry me a river.

  20. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ezra is a piece of shit and nobody liked him in Justice League as the Flash

    >he gets a Flash movie
    >also plays a younger version of Flash in a supporting role
    >also plays the villain who is also the Flash
    >can't decide what Batman to go with

  21. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    at this point these big capeshit making studios have probably reconstructed their entire production system around exclusively making capeshit, have invested tons of money into all sorts of capeshit making infrastructure and off-shore indonesian CGI farms that it will be incredibly hard for them to tear all this down and go back to making normal movies.

  22. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WHY DO YOU CARE IF THEY'RE MAKING CAPESHIT, JUST DON'T WATCH IT
    every single capeshit movie is an actually good movie with an interesting premise that didn't get made. Probably more than one actually with how bloated the budget for that shit is. The quicker it dies, the better

  23. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Avengers and its consequences have been a disaster for cinema

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Joss Whedon's birth has caused incalculable damage to the film industry and society at large that we may never recover from.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        *Shane Black’s birth. Don’t know why people blame Whedon when Black was the one who started the modern trend of every character being a quip machine

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bro, cool it with the ableism. Autism is the next stage of humanity, dude.

  24. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do these fricking movies exist? I refuse to believe that anyone actually watches this shit.

  25. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit, we're obligated to feel bad for not paying? How long before we're obligated to pay for ESG movies? How long before ESG movies are subsidized by taxpayer money

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ESG movies are already subsidized by taxpayer-funded corporate bailouts.

  26. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't threaten me with a good time

  27. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    if the next marvelslop movie gets great reviews and numbers then you know it was a disney hitjob

  28. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    these people can't be real human beings. i just refuse to believe it.

  29. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now I'm even happier, thanks bro.

  30. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I hope you know this hurt capeshit
    Fantastic.
    Oh wait you’re serious. You thought people should have supported this turd because of the future capeshit movies that might be made?
    At some point you are just a paypig fetishist for corpos. Donate 30% of what you make to WB then you colossal homosexual. Normal people just care if the movie is worth watching.

  31. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >way less likely to back comic book movies

  32. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope all multiverse movies flop. I'm so sick of them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want more dragon ball ones and an adaption of Bayonetta 3 for a fresh round of yurigay seethe.

  33. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good.

  34. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t know who this random Twitter person is, but they’re not very bright. No, financiers aren’t gonna back out of financing superhero movies because of The Flash bombing. They’re gonna back out of financing DC movies. Marvel is still gonna get plenty of money because with the exception of Ant-Man, their movies actually make money at the box-office. Guardians is already approaching 850 million dollars

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >arvel is still gonna get plenty of money because with the exception of Ant-Man, their movies actually make money at the box-office
      Eternals, Shang-Chi, and Black Widow underperformed
      Black Panther 2 underperformed and nobody liked it as much as they pretended to like the first one
      Thor 4 underperformed everyone made fun of it on twitter
      Ant-Man 3 was a disaster
      I think the next one is Marvels, which will also underperform or possibly flop like Ant-man 3
      I'm sure there were dummies in the late seventies saying "There's no way westerns are dying, there's no way they'll stop making four of them every year!"

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        comic book movies are going the way of the western. Still around in some way but not as big as it used to be.

        This is heavy cope. Marvel movies still make well north of 700 million dollars per outing. Also, Shang-Chi, Eternals and Black Widow all came out during the pandemic, so they’re hardly a good litmus test.
        The movies have definitely waned in box-office gross, but when Deadpool, Kang Dynasty (or whatever they’ll rename it to) and Secret Wars each make a billion dollars, everyone is gonna be disingenuous as hell and back on the train of “superhero movies aren’t going anywhere.”

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Also, Shang-Chi, Eternals and Black Widow all came out during the pandemic, so they’re hardly a good litmus test.
          Yeah, if only there was perhaps something to compare those movies to, something that released during that same period and yet did make money

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            You do know that No Way Home came out way after those movies did and movie theaters increased in capacity, right?Maybe do the slightest bit of research before entering a debate.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe stop shilling for this gay crap
              >b-but the Marvels: Captain Marvel 2: A Marvel Story and Secret Wars will do good!

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Of the dozens upon dozens of Marvel movies that have been released, I like maybe 5 of them. The OG Iron Man, Guardians 1 & 2, Civil War, Infinity War. All of it, including RedditPool are trash imo. But just because I feel that way doesn’t mean I’m gonna ignore objective reality. The Marvel movies are still successful. Regardless of what you want to believe otherwise.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ignore objective reality
                Like how Captain Marvel did so well it took them 8 years to make the sequel and it's not even about Captain Marvel anymore?
                Just shut up, the only worse than a shill is some midwit who doesn't even realize he is one

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                MI’m also a shill for the sky being blue and water keeping people alive. I can’t help it. Maybe I should watch more Midnight’s Edge or other videos with thumbnails that have the actors sprouting fake tear pngs

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Here's a tip, moron
                Movies that actually do well don't require media astroturfing campaigns to telling you you're a bad person for not liking it, and that's been half of Disney's output for the past 8 or 9 years
                You're an idiot for believing any of these films make the money they supposedly make when the only discourse about them is how you really need to see them or else you're racist and/or sexist and how all the bad reviews are from nazis
                But hey, keep holding your breath for that Rian Johnson Star Wars Trilogy that's totally still coming out because how successful the Last Jedi was

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh joy. A conspiracy theorist. You realize that separate parties go over box-office results, right? That it’s not the studios who provide the results? Yes, studios will lie about budgets, but we know for sure whether or not a movie did or didn’t make money. And not every damn movie has these sorts of campaigns. There was no such campaign for Guardians, Spider-Man, Thor or Ant-Man. Those movies all failed and succeeded based on the merit of whether or not the movies did well.
                And well done in assuming I care about Rian Johnson or his crap movies because you’re so hilariously indoctrinated by grifter YouTubers that you think anyone with a modicum of nuance in their thinking is a propagandist. The irony is terrific.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >youtubers
                yeah we all need e-celebs to tell us when a movie is shit
                you're a fricking moron
                again, if those movies actually made the money they claim, and weren't a result of Disney buying out theater seats themselves and writing off sending poor black kids to see Black Panther on their taxes, these movies would've had fast-tracked sequels the same as the actually successful ones from 10 years ago
                But that's not happening anymore, call me a conspiracy theorist all you like, you're just a fricking moron

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >again, if those movies actually made the money they claim, and weren't a result of Disney buying out theater seats themselves and writing off sending poor black kids to see Black Panther on their taxes
                Holy hilarity, Batman. Hahahaha

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >can't respond without a homosexualy reddit tier meme
                there's no hope for you, keep pretending you don't consume all these movies religiously

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                I haven’t paid for a movie ticket in 5 years. Again, you keep assuming I’m a pink-haired feminist liberal who loves Marvel movies. And I don’t know why. I’m on Cinemaphile, you dolt. Lmao

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm on Cinemaphile, you dolt
                And you've been here since only around 2016, yes
                it's very obvious

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh god. I definitely haven’t been here that long. I wish I had, though. I’m sure this site was more usable like 10 years ago.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                you obviously care way more about this than the other guy

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              With the exception of Eternals obviously. I’ll concede that movie may have been a flop regardless of the pandemic

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Debate
              >Capeshit kayfabe
              >Debate
              have a nice day

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You do know _____ right?
              Frick off twitterBlack person.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            people only cared about that movie because of Dafoe and Molina

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe Deadpool will do well.
          I will also give that shit with Batman and Spiderman in the title could still do well, though those have shown to be able to bomb too

  35. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hope you know that this will hurt all future comic book movie projects
    thats why i´m happy

  36. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally all they had to do was not cast a genderfreak psycho israelite as the lead and I'd have gone to see it. I love DC

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i dont get it. how hard is it to find a college runner actor and let him have a slick personality? all this vulnerable-hero bullshit needs to stop. the flash is a goofball in an annoyingly lovable way

  37. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    comic book movies are going the way of the western. Still around in some way but not as big as it used to be.

  38. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do nothing at all
    >save cinema from capeshit
    Nice, where are my Oscar and Nobel peace prize?

  39. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    MUH PRECIOUS CAPERINOS ARE IN DANGER

    jesus christ these fricks are so dumb

  40. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this will hurt all future capeshit projects

    One can only hope.

  41. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    YEAH I'M TAKING MY CHECK TO THE BANK BEFORE IT BOUNCES

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      he'll have to make a double run with beetlejuice 2

  42. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Extremely happy.

  43. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally. Superhero movies are gonna die. This time it’s finally true! Right?

  44. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    This board calls for the downfall of all capeshit but then cooms buckets over 4:3 snydershit I don't get it

  45. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Capeshit is finally declining
    >the replacement is videogame shit
    so film is still dead

  46. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >keep giving us money for liquid shit we keep pouring into your trough bro eventually we'll put some edible food in there in about 2 weeks

  47. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hurt all further comic book movie projects
    Good.

  48. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    i really hate comic books

  49. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather want to see Marvel shit bombing catastrophically, but if that means the end of all capeshit, it's still a good news

  50. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wasn't until I read the first sentence. Now I am very happy.

  51. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick should I care about a C list super hero like The Flash? He's not Batman or spiderman or shit like that. Why the frick is Batman in a flash movie?

    Those questions are why I had no interest watching this crap.

  52. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm glad capeCHADS buckbroke Cinemaphileirgins for the past 10+ years, it's over and it will die embarrassingly, but watching hollyjews become intimidated by all the money it was making was kino

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is literal nonsense not even b8 posted by someone who lives in a shack made from cardboard sprite cartons shipped over the ocean

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is literal seething

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >replying to me ever
          imagine being this mad

  53. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're not fricking doing it right. So I don't care. Why get worked up about any of it? I've got shit to focus on.

  54. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe make good movies?

  55. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    good its time for this conveyor belt capeshit to go.

  56. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    if this means more original works and less pop culture references memberme memberme bullshit that's been poisoning mainstream media in the last 20 years then that's a good thing.

  57. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh NOOOOO won't somebody think of the heckin anti-White neporinos!!

  58. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if you don't watch this shitty movie you won't get any more shitty movies!

  59. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go ~~*woke*~~ go broke

  60. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope capeshit finally dies out. It was never that good to begin with.
    >b-but it's just bad movie fatigue!
    Don't care. Frick off with that shit. Capeshit was better before it became accessible to normies. The suits ended up oversaturating the market and ruined it, just like they did with vidya.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's weird to think there was a time when studios would take a HUGE gamble and release one or two of these every 5 years or so. Now for some reason Disney thinks anyone wants to see literal who diversity capeshitman who was never popular every fricking month.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Corporations are getting high on their own ESG propaganda, they genuinely think that people are compelled to consoom any product they push on the market.

  61. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    And that’s a problem because?

  62. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    THINK OF THE HECKIN CAPEPERINOS

  63. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope comics die so they become a hobby for lonely guys again.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      this

      i want conventions to bee niche and fun again. g4 and instagram ruined them

  64. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    did any of these comic book movies improve sales of the comic books?

  65. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was DoA anyway because shitty cast. Make good movie next time.

  66. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hope you're happy now.

    I am genuinely happy, because the death of capeshit means that cinema as an artform can still be saved.

  67. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm never happy.

  68. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I hope you like this shitty movie bombing chuds
    >If it had been a success we would get even MORE shitty movies
    ???

  69. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quit blaming the audience you fricking homosexuals
    Accept responsibility and make a better film along with actors/actresses that aren't fricked in the head

  70. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now that capeshit is dead, what other _____shit will replace it?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Video game adaptions

  71. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >noooo this will end capeshit
    But that's a good thing, by all means please stop making these.

  72. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw i lived long enough to see capeshit die

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm actually impressed by how fast they're wrecking themselves with the woke shit

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope that includes more than just american superhero comics, one shit Chainsaw Man adaption was enough

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ~~*Journalists*~~ would have the epic days over this and explain why the flash movie flopped - not enough diversity. The white protagonist is no longer profitable and must be avoided in the future. The disabled, queer, fat, black woman is always the futuristic solution. :^)

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >People who hate comic book movies, I hope you're happy that this one bombing is going to make it so there's less comic book movies.
    Couldn't be fricking happier.

  76. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I do.
    Yes, I am.

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