I was thinking the new Omen movie would be complete shit like the new Exorcist movie, but an anon in the last horror thread posted a "70s style trailer" they released that's pretty cool. Maybe it'll be shit anyway but at least they did something interesting
speaking of The Omen
last night I watched Cute Devil (1982) and I highly recommend it for fans of House (1977). Same director, more of a serious tone but had some creepy parts.
Phantom of the Opera (1989), a very strange post-Freddy Robert Englund adaptation. I really liked the lighting and the prosthetic effects on Englund were great, especially in the scene pic related.
I saw My Bloody Valentine 3D in theaters. Fun time. The original looks much more charming.
Feels like they hired three marketing teams. There's an artsy trailer entirely cut with scenes playing backwards (targeting the A24 audience), this oldschool trailer for the boomers/retro horror fans, and a run of the mill normie horror trailer.
Any cool zombie films in the last 5 or so years? No Walking Dead or Walking Dead derivatives and not Hack Snyder's netflix zombie film.
The Sadness
The Sadness (2021) goes hard, if you don't mind some jank scenes.
What are some underrated slasher and giallo movies?
The Strange Color of Your Body's Tears (2013) is a French modern abstract giallo.
The New York Ripper (1982) is memorably obscene and hilarious, and more brutal than Fulci's more popular work. Don't Torture A Duckling (1972) is also cool.
Tenebrae (1982), The Bird with the Crystal Plumage (1970), and Deep Red (1975) are also standouts.
Bonus Canadian slasher: Edge of the Axe (1988)
Might watch picrel in a bit because anons have hyped it up.
It's cozy and she's cute.
Torso 1973, Butcher Baker Nightmare Maker 1981, Valentine 2001, Terror Train 1980, Texas Chainsaw Massacre The Next Generation 1995.
>Bonus Canadian slasher: Edge of the Axe (1988)
Actually a Spanish production, believe it or not. >t. found out the hard way because accidentally downloaded the version with Spanish audio
Another anon said MBV was slow going between the kills and I have to agree. But the kills in the uncut version are seriously great.
Haven't seen the sequel but apparently it is also good.
>Another anon said MBV was slow going between the kills and I have to agree
I thought the human cast was more interesting and enjoyable than some slashers, but I also really liked Cutting Class so my taste doesn't always line up with the majority's.
I watched Wolf's Creek. It was pretty good. I thought it was funny the two girls went through hell and died, but the guy just wakes up, walks out of there with no real hassle and lives. He was the one I expected to die first too.
That film should have rocked you, head on a stick for example
>head on a stick
One of the only scenes that still really gets me. Horrific. Kino movie.
I watched Wolf's Creek. It was pretty good. I thought it was funny the two girls went through hell and died, but the guy just wakes up, walks out of there with no real hassle and lives. He was the one I expected to die first too.
>Another anon said MBV was slow going between the kills and I have to agree
I thought the human cast was more interesting and enjoyable than some slashers, but I also really liked Cutting Class so my taste doesn't always line up with the majority's.
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[...] >head on a stick
One of the only scenes that still really gets me. Horrific. Kino movie.
Picnic At Hanging Rock is gothic horror, granted broad daylight gothic horror. The school where the girls attend is run by a psychopath who takes glee in driving one of the poor students at the school to suicide and the novel's central horror is akin to the horror of the Vanishing, where the central horror is that you never find out what the frick happened to the missing teacher/girls and how that makes you come up with your own ghoulish scenarios like the girls being murdered to cover up the fact that the school mistress and her underlings were depraved pedophiles or the girls were captured and raped/tortured by the two young men who got caught up in the disappearance.
alright finished Wind Chill
bit convoluted but wasn't terrible. actually I'm pretty this was actually a recommendation from a road trip thread where we were discussing Dead End (2003), and now people are talking about that film.
Spooky.
Still on my list but feels lazy to remake a film like Wrong Turn. Like they literally just couldn't even be bothered to come up with a new hillbilly moron script so they just reused one.
I want to see a new Mothman film >CIA introduces psychedelic to a town water supply >begins to study the effects >town begins seeing things >odd occurences >CIA operatives can no longer tell fact from fiction
A fanedit of Sinister. Utter shit, I checked what I missed and it wasn't thw fanedit's fault. Overrated.
That or some bad movie where they're driving on an endless road and getting picked off by an old car. I saw it in another thread within the lasr half hour, also talking about horror. It's so bad it may as well be a comedy.
I'm not into horror. More reason to be afraid of the dark doesn't help when you have to be alone in it.
I suppose what has the most impact is when the character representing you is slowly disarmed and loses their position of innocence, allowing an attack. As they try to make sense of what is against them they lose protection from it and a link to a life where it isn't normal.
I've seen impossible things but anything too far from concensus reality undoes the threat of it usually. People aren't really scary either. It's more institution. Things people submit to and grow. What that allows. Torture is anticlimatic. More the condemnation from delving too far to be allowed back into the real world. Anything becoming possible, no support but what shows itself as a new (low) standard. And where immagination unconstrained gives birth to itself.
>where they're driving on an endless road and getting picked off by an old car.
Dead End? That movie is great. > More reason to be afraid of the dark
Anon, how old are you? Movies shouldn't be scaring you like that.
>That or some bad movie where they're driving on an endless road
Dead End (2003)? I feel like you should know since you watched it.
Otherwise, films like you're mentioning tend to be made about cults. And most of them are weak. There's not as much institutional horror, maybe The Platform or The Purge though neither really attempt to be scary.
>Dead End (2003)
Yes.
I'm aggressive during frightening scenarios. But for example I can't stay assertive as if I am in the right if i'd hear a call for help, especially if it's bait. There are ways around righteousness and good will. I'll have to live away from people, and in undesirable places, where some people find power in being on side of horror. Find the strength to challenge others there or not by pretending to be all that they fear. So in a sense I will confront that, not them, what they try to represent and is using them.
I have a strong mind, and it's kept me alive. I work with what is, whatever it is. Confront more than deny. It would be easy to conjure fears, I just don't, but that could be due to being familiar with the worst, experienced my own hells, see just about anything as needing my help, if I met a monster i'd pity it. That could be exploited.
I read a story here or on /b/ about someone who went on a hike. He said he heard a male voice say hello, walked on, heard a mix of male and female say hello from the other side, and then hello in a girls voice. Then he ran to his car and never returned.
That kind of thing terrifies me.
Dead End was a great concept. I've been in the same situation, being lost and fricked untill you find a way back, hoping you pick the right way. In cars etc and on foot, foot worse as backtracking feases to be an option. No paths.
Even in the movie they seemed safe. Just playing characters. Uninvested in existing. Meant to die.
I guess it makes it easier to watch for some if you're made aware all the time it's not real, doesn't matter, don't get invested.
I don't like to see suffering anyway. Not sure of what I do like anymore. A much different person to what I was, not for the better, seen a lot of bad things from the worst position and some of me was left there enduring that.
there's all sorts of films. Dead End is a comfy fun horror, I agree it's almost a comedy. >I read a story here or on /b/ about someone who went on a hike.
Blair Witch Project would probably give you the heebie jeebies then
Seen it. I side with the women that were burnt. The bastards that assigned undesirable traits to them don't scare me either. They're an insult to mankind and i'd slaughter them easily enough to get their scapegoats free and away. Some people are worth saving, they tend to through their unpoluted hearts be unwary of "holiness". Just wonderful people unheld back. An offer of life to the world wherever they are. It's worth dying to save them from destruction. My life is in servive of that but I have loat faith in there being worlda for them to save them too. Making one is a duty as well maybe more important. That better exists even if it's not reachable.
I also don't identify with people protected by institution. I see their fate as deserved and overdue if they are dealt with when seeking to extend it into the wild etc.
The woods for the witches. My position in relation to intruders woukd be defense and faith in the woman, ultimate form of nature that exiats with nurture and care, by it and as it.
I am not vicious, I am used to taking hits. But that could be corrected. Seeing things suffer and scream as if betrayed reminds me a man is meant to stand in between threats, fight, kill, stop. At least turn away what comes to feast.
I'm aggressive during frightening scenarios. But for example I can't stay assertive as if I am in the right if i'd hear a call for help, especially if it's bait. There are ways around righteousness and good will. I'll have to live away from people, and in undesirable places, where some people find power in being on side of horror. Find the strength to challenge others there or not by pretending to be all that they fear. So in a sense I will confront that, not them, what they try to represent and is using them.
I have a strong mind, and it's kept me alive. I work with what is, whatever it is. Confront more than deny. It would be easy to conjure fears, I just don't, but that could be due to being familiar with the worst, experienced my own hells, see just about anything as needing my help, if I met a monster i'd pity it. That could be exploited.
I read a story here or on /b/ about someone who went on a hike. He said he heard a male voice say hello, walked on, heard a mix of male and female say hello from the other side, and then hello in a girls voice. Then he ran to his car and never returned.
That kind of thing terrifies me.
Dead End was a great concept. I've been in the same situation, being lost and fricked untill you find a way back, hoping you pick the right way. In cars etc and on foot, foot worse as backtracking feases to be an option. No paths.
Even in the movie they seemed safe. Just playing characters. Uninvested in existing. Meant to die.
I guess it makes it easier to watch for some if you're made aware all the time it's not real, doesn't matter, don't get invested.
I don't like to see suffering anyway. Not sure of what I do like anymore. A much different person to what I was, not for the better, seen a lot of bad things from the worst position and some of me was left there enduring that.
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You can't sell me stupidity and ruination of the mind as products from my own kind. They are foreign even if forced inside. I'll never trade everything that made me for a relent of what tries to remove me. You have and so ever nice thing is none of yours. I am not surprised by the atrempt to steal it to your forfieture and when that fails to degrade it. Know as bad as it could have gotten now you wont be saved. All for that will be for someone else. You'll find as large as the enemy is it makes less of worth than one alone against it.
Seen it. I side with the women that were burnt. The bastards that assigned undesirable traits to them don't scare me either. They're an insult to mankind and i'd slaughter them easily enough to get their scapegoats free and away. Some people are worth saving, they tend to through their unpoluted hearts be unwary of "holiness". Just wonderful people unheld back. An offer of life to the world wherever they are. It's worth dying to save them from destruction. My life is in servive of that but I have loat faith in there being worlda for them to save them too. Making one is a duty as well maybe more important. That better exists even if it's not reachable.
I also don't identify with people protected by institution. I see their fate as deserved and overdue if they are dealt with when seeking to extend it into the wild etc.
The woods for the witches. My position in relation to intruders woukd be defense and faith in the woman, ultimate form of nature that exiats with nurture and care, by it and as it.
I am not vicious, I am used to taking hits. But that could be corrected. Seeing things suffer and scream as if betrayed reminds me a man is meant to stand in between threats, fight, kill, stop. At least turn away what comes to feast.
You can't sell me stupidity and ruination of the mind as products from my own kind. They are foreign even if forced inside. I'll never trade everything that made me for a relent of what tries to remove me. You have and so ever nice thing is none of yours. I am not surprised by the atrempt to steal it to your forfieture and when that fails to degrade it. Know as bad as it could have gotten now you wont be saved. All for that will be for someone else. You'll find as large as the enemy is it makes less of worth than one alone against it.
>That or some bad movie where they're driving on an endless road
Dead End (2003)? I feel like you should know since you watched it.
Otherwise, films like you're mentioning tend to be made about cults. And most of them are weak. There's not as much institutional horror, maybe The Platform or The Purge though neither really attempt to be scary.
I'm aggressive during frightening scenarios. But for example I can't stay assertive as if I am in the right if i'd hear a call for help, especially if it's bait. There are ways around righteousness and good will. I'll have to live away from people, and in undesirable places, where some people find power in being on side of horror. Find the strength to challenge others there or not by pretending to be all that they fear. So in a sense I will confront that, not them, what they try to represent and is using them.
I have a strong mind, and it's kept me alive. I work with what is, whatever it is. Confront more than deny. It would be easy to conjure fears, I just don't, but that could be due to being familiar with the worst, experienced my own hells, see just about anything as needing my help, if I met a monster i'd pity it. That could be exploited.
I read a story here or on /b/ about someone who went on a hike. He said he heard a male voice say hello, walked on, heard a mix of male and female say hello from the other side, and then hello in a girls voice. Then he ran to his car and never returned.
That kind of thing terrifies me.
Dead End was a great concept. I've been in the same situation, being lost and fricked untill you find a way back, hoping you pick the right way. In cars etc and on foot, foot worse as backtracking feases to be an option. No paths.
Even in the movie they seemed safe. Just playing characters. Uninvested in existing. Meant to die.
I guess it makes it easier to watch for some if you're made aware all the time it's not real, doesn't matter, don't get invested.
I don't like to see suffering anyway. Not sure of what I do like anymore. A much different person to what I was, not for the better, seen a lot of bad things from the worst position and some of me was left there enduring that.
alright finished Wind Chill
bit convoluted but wasn't terrible. actually I'm pretty this was actually a recommendation from a road trip thread where we were discussing Dead End (2003), and now people are talking about that film.
Spooky.
I saw My Bloody Valentine 3D in theaters. Fun time. The original looks much more charming.
Feels like they hired three marketing teams. There's an artsy trailer entirely cut with scenes playing backwards (targeting the A24 audience), this oldschool trailer for the boomers/retro horror fans, and a run of the mill normie horror trailer.
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The Sadness (2021) goes hard, if you don't mind some jank scenes.
[...]
The Strange Color of Your Body's Tears (2013) is a French modern abstract giallo.
The New York Ripper (1982) is memorably obscene and hilarious, and more brutal than Fulci's more popular work. Don't Torture A Duckling (1972) is also cool.
Tenebrae (1982), The Bird with the Crystal Plumage (1970), and Deep Red (1975) are also standouts.
Bonus Canadian slasher: Edge of the Axe (1988)
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It's cozy and she's cute.
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TNG is kino. Added your other recs. Thanks, anon.
I saw My Bloody Valentine 3D in theaters. Fun time. The original looks much more charming.
Feels like they hired three marketing teams. There's an artsy trailer entirely cut with scenes playing backwards (targeting the A24 audience), this oldschool trailer for the boomers/retro horror fans, and a run of the mill normie horror trailer.
[...]
[...]
The Sadness (2021) goes hard, if you don't mind some jank scenes.
[...]
The Strange Color of Your Body's Tears (2013) is a French modern abstract giallo.
The New York Ripper (1982) is memorably obscene and hilarious, and more brutal than Fulci's more popular work. Don't Torture A Duckling (1972) is also cool.
Tenebrae (1982), The Bird with the Crystal Plumage (1970), and Deep Red (1975) are also standouts.
Bonus Canadian slasher: Edge of the Axe (1988)
[...]
It's cozy and she's cute.
[...]
TNG is kino. Added your other recs. Thanks, anon.
I watched The Hole the other day, mostly because it features a topless sixteen year old Kiera Knightly, but it was pretty cool overall: a group of four teens have a three-day party in a bomb shelter when they're supposed to be on a school trip and afterwards discover that they're locked in. And in addition to Kiera Knightly there's Thora Birch (the young sister from Hocus Pocus, all growed up), and the guy who played Quinn in Dexter. Quite the fun little psychological horror.
It actually looks good though. It's getting rec'd by anons who seem to actually watch movies.
Phantom of the Opera (1989), a very strange post-Freddy Robert Englund adaptation. I really liked the lighting and the prosthetic effects on Englund were great, especially in the scene pic related.
Beautiful matte. Added to my list.
>Phantom of the Opera (1989)
Besides Robert Englund, I want to watch this because it stars my waifu Jill Schoelen.
I once saw this at an all night rave where they were also showing erotic/horror films in a separate room. The setup was great, they made it look like a little theater and everything and the soundproofing was good enough that you couldn't actually hear the rave in the next room. I went for like 20 minutes watching this and was shocked to find out it wasn't actually made in the 1970's. Stylistically it achieves what it's going for perfectly, idk if it's much better than a novelty film but it's worth watching for the nudity and film grain alone.
I also watched all of John Waters' Desperate Living that night and that shit was so surprisingly entertaining.
Already watched several times, great movie. The atmosphere in the first half was incredible, just small hospital in the middle of nowhere surrounded by woods.
The part where shit hits the fan was pretty spooky as well. Solid film.
>My Bloody Valentine (Uncut) was great.
I thought it was funny that you could tell someone was about to die horribly because the picture quality takes a nosedive
Well there could be worse directors than Wan. Imagine JJ Abrams or some nameless Netflix turbo feminist taking the Call Of Cthulhu to "subvert" it. At least Conjuring movies are set in their respective times without forced diversity or political subtext. Wan has never made anything particularly great, but I can't hate any (horror) movies that he directed.
I finally got around to watching the trilogy after only ever seeing the first one growing up. I was surprised at how much I enjoyed it. Wes is based as frick. What were they thinking with Courteney Cox's hair though?
The Love Witch was pretty good. Really nice visuals, there were times I forgot I was watching a 2010s movie. Loved the part where they go to the renaissance fair. I also enjoyed some of the dry humor, I forgot that it was gonna be a horror comedy.
I watched Excision, because some anon said it was good while ago. What a massive waste of time that was. I was expecting some insane gory slasher with a psycho girl or at least some modern realistic version of Carrie which ends bloody. Turns out I watched a high school drama of a moron girl, that didn't kill lot of people, but instead had dreams about doing that.
>Psychological Horror
Code for homosexuals who shit and piss themselves over jump scares and actively avoid them by claiming that "psychological horror" is scary. When it's not. Psychological horror is just long shots of dark hallways/forests and eerie music. Utterly boring dog shit.
When you put these "psychological horror" fans in front of a jump scare they literally shut their pants in pure fear and jump higher than anyone then turn around and pretend that jump scared aren't scary.
Fricking massive pussies is all they are. They are the same Black folk who won't open .gifs out of fear of a jump scare. Same Black folk who scroll though YouTube comments to hide from jump scares.
Grow a spine and enjoy horror or find a different genre pussy boy.
If you don't want to make such an obvious baits, maybe leave out the parts about shit and piss, Black piss man. You are getting boring and predictable. Once the the genre that you used as baiting was found footage, once it was slashers, then "gross out" and now psychological horror.
>Everwinter Night
A group of rich mysterious men invite women up to secluded lodge in the woods for a weekend out that isn't what it seems.
I give it a >5/5
Fun independent horror comedy that feels like a romantic comedy crossed with horror mystery. The horror is a slow burn while the fun rom com bits carry it until the bloody final act.
If you enjoy low budget stuff like Full Moon or Troma you'll have a good time. And it's on Tubi so you can see it for free with minimal effort.
I'm still wanting to see In A Violent Nature and Late Night With the Devil.
a couple of lower budget (i think) horror movies that i thought were pretty good. last shift takes place in a haunted police station and innkeepers takes place in a haunted hotel building. theyre similar in concept. if there was such a thing as a 'comfy horror movie' these would be it
Nightmare on Elm Street remake that was playing on television a few months ago. I get why people hate but it’s a guilty pleasure of mine. I also just think the glove looked sick
I don't know if it's hit streaming yet but there might be a torrent up somewhere. It was a lost film that only recently got released on home video for the first time as part of a blu-ray box set. It might take a while to pop up online.
Hansel and Gretel (Korean).
It shares a few commonalities with Hansel and Gretel but it isn't the story itself.
Dude gets into a car accident and is found by a girl who takes him back to her house in the woods with her two siblings and parents.
Has a very Pans Labyrinth vibe to it.
Good movie.
I've been on a streak watching movies that happen to have shots of girls barefeet on them.
Last two I've watched were Martirs and No one will help you.
Please recomend me some movies with scenes like these. Asian movies tend to have them more than western movies.
Not a bad movie, but I expected it to get way more gory and fricked up. But at least it's unique as it's probably the only horror movie about self-cannibalism.
Brief shot toward the end of Maggie where she's coming down the stairs. Probably not worth it though.
I think I just spotted some decent feet in Piranha 3d but not sure. Been watching a lot of stuff lately.
Watched The Lodge. Liked it a lot, mostly because of how fricking good the main actress is.
Also watched Talk to Me. Really good too. The spirit world scene came out of nowhere and made what’s a pretty okay movie into something much better. I’m a huge fan of Event Horizon so it reminded me a lot of it.
I liked it. Not as good as Possessor, but still enjoyable Cronenberg movie with unpredictable plot, nice gore effects and fine actors. Still it's only my opinion and I don't expect everyone to like it. It's Cronenberg after all. In the end subjective taste is a moronic thing to argue about. You are free to hate the movie, if you didn't enjoy it.
I'm giving you an even more sacrilegious opinion. He's great at imitating his dad's 80s style with modern spin and already better than his dad this day. Antiviral, Possessor and Infinity Pool are much better than Crimes Of The Future or Cosmopolis.
I'm still hoping that The Shrouds will be kino though. At least it has Vincent Cassel as a lead.
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Crimes of the Future is definitely ass, so unworthy of its name. As long and meandering as it was, I still think it needed like an extra hour just so they could craft a discernible plot. Jesus.
Just watched Frogman and im suprised how fun and good this movie was for a low budget cryptid found fotage. It wasnt scary, but tense, practical effects looked good and acting was also better than I expected it to be.
It is. We've had lot of serious exorcism movies but this injected just perfect amount of comedy and stupidity into it without ruining the horror part, and had insanely charismatic protagonist. Also it's not woke at all which is rare for big studio movies today. White male priests fighting against big tiddy demons. It's just fun.
Kino. You don't need to watch Amityville 1 if you haven't seen that, they're barely connected and can be watched in either order. They're also very different movies.
I made two threads about this but they were both autosaged for some reason.
Are any of the anons who rec'd The Love Witch here? I actually wanted to talk about it. I'm the anon who posted about watching it in here earlier.
I just saw Late Night with The Devil. It shot way up into the top 20 for 2023. Kind of weird that is just coming out now.
Either way, it was really good. It's definitely one of the more unique movies I've seen lately.
Apparently, they used AI to do some transitions, but I didn't realize it.
There was some interesting stuff and if you've ever watched an old talk show, it's really accurate. Plus it was a tight 80+ minutes, so that was nice.
Yeah, I just learned his name is Dave. He was in eight movies last year and I saw five of them. He always nails it. He was in Boogeyman, which most people seemed to dislike, but it was actually intense, unlike most horror movies.
Blumhouse is bottom tier of modern horror production companies. They managed to make some good movies last decade, but then all talented directors would go elsewhere. Now they have turned into Disney of horror: endless franchises, forced diversity and movies without original plot.
Has one of my most grating tropes about an artist/film maker struggling to find inspiration.
Like I get it, but it's narcisstic.
Hereditary, Imaginary - same thing.
I'm pretty generous to indie horror films but I dont understand how anyone can think this green filter looks good IT'S SO FRICKING BAD. Hang this editor NOW!!!!!!!
lol why would you watch something like that.
feels ridiculous to try and make low budget full length films. just make a short film and put more effort into it.
I just watched Sinister but turned it off with 40 min left.
oh hell yeah was about to make a thread.
The end is the best part imo. But I wouldn't say it improves drastically, I just really like the soundtrack.
>oh hell yeah was about to make a thread.
Hivemind in effect.
Pussy
I was thinking the new Omen movie would be complete shit like the new Exorcist movie, but an anon in the last horror thread posted a "70s style trailer" they released that's pretty cool. Maybe it'll be shit anyway but at least they did something interesting
speaking of The Omen
last night I watched Cute Devil (1982) and I highly recommend it for fans of House (1977). Same director, more of a serious tone but had some creepy parts.
>Cute Devil (1982)
Added it to my list, thanks for the rec.
Phantom of the Opera (1989), a very strange post-Freddy Robert Englund adaptation. I really liked the lighting and the prosthetic effects on Englund were great, especially in the scene pic related.
Beautiful matte. Added to my list.
Late Night With The Devil. It was underwhelming.
I saw My Bloody Valentine 3D in theaters. Fun time. The original looks much more charming.
Feels like they hired three marketing teams. There's an artsy trailer entirely cut with scenes playing backwards (targeting the A24 audience), this oldschool trailer for the boomers/retro horror fans, and a run of the mill normie horror trailer.
The Sadness (2021) goes hard, if you don't mind some jank scenes.
The Strange Color of Your Body's Tears (2013) is a French modern abstract giallo.
The New York Ripper (1982) is memorably obscene and hilarious, and more brutal than Fulci's more popular work. Don't Torture A Duckling (1972) is also cool.
Tenebrae (1982), The Bird with the Crystal Plumage (1970), and Deep Red (1975) are also standouts.
Bonus Canadian slasher: Edge of the Axe (1988)
It's cozy and she's cute.
TNG is kino. Added your other recs. Thanks, anon.
>Bonus Canadian slasher: Edge of the Axe (1988)
Actually a Spanish production, believe it or not.
>t. found out the hard way because accidentally downloaded the version with Spanish audio
Whoops. Not sure why I thought Canadian.
>It's cozy and she's cute
I enjoyed it and I agree.
Did they re-colorize the scenes just for this trailer? Or will the whole movie have that look? I'm guessing it's the first one.
I watched the guardian last night and have no idea what friedkin was thinking
Stopmotion (2023). It was solid, more gross than scary.
Another anon said MBV was slow going between the kills and I have to agree. But the kills in the uncut version are seriously great.
Haven't seen the sequel but apparently it is also good.
>Another anon said MBV was slow going between the kills and I have to agree
I thought the human cast was more interesting and enjoyable than some slashers, but I also really liked Cutting Class so my taste doesn't always line up with the majority's.
>head on a stick
One of the only scenes that still really gets me. Horrific. Kino movie.
there’s no sequel. unless you mean the recent fan film.
He might mean the remake.
I watched Wolf's Creek. It was pretty good. I thought it was funny the two girls went through hell and died, but the guy just wakes up, walks out of there with no real hassle and lives. He was the one I expected to die first too.
That film should have rocked you, head on a stick for example
>the true face of terror
*gives you some water*
>That film should have rocked you
I've seen way too many slasher movies for any of them to rock me anymore. I still enjoyed the movie.
When it comes to Aussie horror it says a lot about you whether you prefer Wolf Creek or Lake Mungo. Mungochads stay winning.
Both are good. Also The Tunnel and Talk To me
Is Picnic at Hanging Rock a horror film?
Nope. It's a mystery film with eerie vibes.
Picnic At Hanging Rock is gothic horror, granted broad daylight gothic horror. The school where the girls attend is run by a psychopath who takes glee in driving one of the poor students at the school to suicide and the novel's central horror is akin to the horror of the Vanishing, where the central horror is that you never find out what the frick happened to the missing teacher/girls and how that makes you come up with your own ghoulish scenarios like the girls being murdered to cover up the fact that the school mistress and her underlings were depraved pedophiles or the girls were captured and raped/tortured by the two young men who got caught up in the disappearance.
Someone recommended Wind Chill in a previous thread. Putting it on now.
Has pre-bogged Emily Blunt in it.
How was it?
see
watchable 2000s era road trip film.
Wrong turn (2021)
It was ok besides the mary sue.
Still on my list but feels lazy to remake a film like Wrong Turn. Like they literally just couldn't even be bothered to come up with a new hillbilly moron script so they just reused one.
It's not even a hillbilly moron movie, that's the weird part. It's some cult movie, it's only a Wrong Turn remake in name.
Ah that makes sense then. I need to pick the series back up, think I stopped at 5 because the opening was basically a porno and I wasn't in the mood.
I want to see a new Mothman film
>CIA introduces psychedelic to a town water supply
>begins to study the effects
>town begins seeing things
>odd occurences
>CIA operatives can no longer tell fact from fiction
Now read the book if you aim to continue being weird for the rest of your life.
A fanedit of Sinister. Utter shit, I checked what I missed and it wasn't thw fanedit's fault. Overrated.
That or some bad movie where they're driving on an endless road and getting picked off by an old car. I saw it in another thread within the lasr half hour, also talking about horror. It's so bad it may as well be a comedy.
I'm not into horror. More reason to be afraid of the dark doesn't help when you have to be alone in it.
I suppose what has the most impact is when the character representing you is slowly disarmed and loses their position of innocence, allowing an attack. As they try to make sense of what is against them they lose protection from it and a link to a life where it isn't normal.
I've seen impossible things but anything too far from concensus reality undoes the threat of it usually. People aren't really scary either. It's more institution. Things people submit to and grow. What that allows. Torture is anticlimatic. More the condemnation from delving too far to be allowed back into the real world. Anything becoming possible, no support but what shows itself as a new (low) standard. And where immagination unconstrained gives birth to itself.
>where they're driving on an endless road and getting picked off by an old car.
Dead End? That movie is great.
> More reason to be afraid of the dark
Anon, how old are you? Movies shouldn't be scaring you like that.
>Dead End (2003)
Yes.
I'm aggressive during frightening scenarios. But for example I can't stay assertive as if I am in the right if i'd hear a call for help, especially if it's bait. There are ways around righteousness and good will. I'll have to live away from people, and in undesirable places, where some people find power in being on side of horror. Find the strength to challenge others there or not by pretending to be all that they fear. So in a sense I will confront that, not them, what they try to represent and is using them.
I have a strong mind, and it's kept me alive. I work with what is, whatever it is. Confront more than deny. It would be easy to conjure fears, I just don't, but that could be due to being familiar with the worst, experienced my own hells, see just about anything as needing my help, if I met a monster i'd pity it. That could be exploited.
I read a story here or on /b/ about someone who went on a hike. He said he heard a male voice say hello, walked on, heard a mix of male and female say hello from the other side, and then hello in a girls voice. Then he ran to his car and never returned.
That kind of thing terrifies me.
Dead End was a great concept. I've been in the same situation, being lost and fricked untill you find a way back, hoping you pick the right way. In cars etc and on foot, foot worse as backtracking feases to be an option. No paths.
Even in the movie they seemed safe. Just playing characters. Uninvested in existing. Meant to die.
I guess it makes it easier to watch for some if you're made aware all the time it's not real, doesn't matter, don't get invested.
I don't like to see suffering anyway. Not sure of what I do like anymore. A much different person to what I was, not for the better, seen a lot of bad things from the worst position and some of me was left there enduring that.
there's all sorts of films. Dead End is a comfy fun horror, I agree it's almost a comedy.
>I read a story here or on /b/ about someone who went on a hike.
Blair Witch Project would probably give you the heebie jeebies then
Seen it. I side with the women that were burnt. The bastards that assigned undesirable traits to them don't scare me either. They're an insult to mankind and i'd slaughter them easily enough to get their scapegoats free and away. Some people are worth saving, they tend to through their unpoluted hearts be unwary of "holiness". Just wonderful people unheld back. An offer of life to the world wherever they are. It's worth dying to save them from destruction. My life is in servive of that but I have loat faith in there being worlda for them to save them too. Making one is a duty as well maybe more important. That better exists even if it's not reachable.
I also don't identify with people protected by institution. I see their fate as deserved and overdue if they are dealt with when seeking to extend it into the wild etc.
The woods for the witches. My position in relation to intruders woukd be defense and faith in the woman, ultimate form of nature that exiats with nurture and care, by it and as it.
I am not vicious, I am used to taking hits. But that could be corrected. Seeing things suffer and scream as if betrayed reminds me a man is meant to stand in between threats, fight, kill, stop. At least turn away what comes to feast.
You can't sell me stupidity and ruination of the mind as products from my own kind. They are foreign even if forced inside. I'll never trade everything that made me for a relent of what tries to remove me. You have and so ever nice thing is none of yours. I am not surprised by the atrempt to steal it to your forfieture and when that fails to degrade it. Know as bad as it could have gotten now you wont be saved. All for that will be for someone else. You'll find as large as the enemy is it makes less of worth than one alone against it.
Yeah, I concur.
Kind of overrated. Figured out the twist early on and seen it used before..
>That or some bad movie where they're driving on an endless road
Dead End (2003)? I feel like you should know since you watched it.
Otherwise, films like you're mentioning tend to be made about cults. And most of them are weak. There's not as much institutional horror, maybe The Platform or The Purge though neither really attempt to be scary.
>More reason to be afraid of the dark doesn't help when you have to be alone in it.
Anon.... are you trapped in basement?
>It's so bad it may as well be a comedy.
Anon...
homie been smoking the dimitri.
>BELPHEGOR!
>The Last Omen
What horror needs less of is scary nuns and paranormal demons and instead needs more breasts and more gore.
alright finished Wind Chill
bit convoluted but wasn't terrible. actually I'm pretty this was actually a recommendation from a road trip thread where we were discussing Dead End (2003), and now people are talking about that film.
Spooky.
>Bread
Please stop doing this so when people search horror thread in the archive long in the future they don't miss these.
Just search "horror". It will also make /hor/ threads pop up, which won't happen if you search "horror thread."
more importantly add /hor/, that's what I search for in the catalog
Any cool zombie films in the last 5 or so years? No Walking Dead or Walking Dead derivatives and not Hack Snyder's netflix zombie film.
Yummy (2019)
The Sadness (2021)
The Sadness
I had this on my Plex for over a year and then I watched it about a week ago and it's gore-kino.
Really fresh take on "Zombies" as well.
One cut of the dead
putting this one on my list. Asians seemed to have picked up the zombie mantle.
The first 30-40 minutes you might want to give up but you have to keep watching, that's all I can say.
it do be like that
james gunn can’t write, gunnjeet
What are some underrated slasher and giallo movies?
Jason X.
Torso 1973, Butcher Baker Nightmare Maker 1981, Valentine 2001, Terror Train 1980, Texas Chainsaw Massacre The Next Generation 1995.
Torso
Torso
TORSO
Also Alice, Sweet Alice (1976).
>Edge of the Axe (1988)
https://actvid.rs/movie/watch-edge-of-the-axe-full-65836
The Frightened Women
She Killed in Ecstacy
Four Flies is terrific, anon, good choice.
>The Frightened Women
Doesn't the sadistic doctor get his comeuppance in the end?
>Four Flies is terrific
Yeah I enjoyed it a lot.
I watched The Hole the other day, mostly because it features a topless sixteen year old Kiera Knightly, but it was pretty cool overall: a group of four teens have a three-day party in a bomb shelter when they're supposed to be on a school trip and afterwards discover that they're locked in. And in addition to Kiera Knightly there's Thora Birch (the young sister from Hocus Pocus, all growed up), and the guy who played Quinn in Dexter. Quite the fun little psychological horror.
fifteen I think. It was alright.
coincidentally, Thora Birch does spoiler in pic related
Might watch picrel in a bit because anons have hyped it up.
>because anons have hyped it up.
That's never a good reason to watch anythig.
It actually looks good though. It's getting rec'd by anons who seem to actually watch movies.
>Phantom of the Opera (1989)
Besides Robert Englund, I want to watch this because it stars my waifu Jill Schoelen.
I once saw this at an all night rave where they were also showing erotic/horror films in a separate room. The setup was great, they made it look like a little theater and everything and the soundproofing was good enough that you couldn't actually hear the rave in the next room. I went for like 20 minutes watching this and was shocked to find out it wasn't actually made in the 1970's. Stylistically it achieves what it's going for perfectly, idk if it's much better than a novelty film but it's worth watching for the nudity and film grain alone.
I also watched all of John Waters' Desperate Living that night and that shit was so surprisingly entertaining.
Bros, what else to watch if I want more like Kosmatos' stuff?
Already watched Color/his episode on del Taco's show.
Fried Barry
the director is getting to make a Street Trash remake because of it, so you'll be able to say you saw Fried Barry first.
>Fried Barry
Added to the list, thanks
Already watched several times, great movie. The atmosphere in the first half was incredible, just small hospital in the middle of nowhere surrounded by woods.
The part where shit hits the fan was pretty spooky as well. Solid film.
The Void was cool
Yeah it was.
Love the void.
>My Bloody Valentine (Uncut) was great.
I thought it was funny that you could tell someone was about to die horribly because the picture quality takes a nosedive
I watched Dog Soldiers, it was really good. before that I watched Tetsuo the iron man, which was also really good.
>mfw the last lovecraftian kino we've got was 4 years ago
They haven't forgotten /ourguy/, have they?
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https://actvid.rs/movie/watch-gods-of-the-deep-full-106006
We had one last year (Suitable Flesh) based on one of his short stories, even by the same writer of Reanimator and From Beyond.
Also James Wan is making Call Of Cthulhu.
>Also James Wan is making Call Of Cthulhu.
>James Wan is making Call Of Cthulhu.
whenever I say "I wish they would make X" I'm always horrified by the actual thought of it happening.
Well there could be worse directors than Wan. Imagine JJ Abrams or some nameless Netflix turbo feminist taking the Call Of Cthulhu to "subvert" it. At least Conjuring movies are set in their respective times without forced diversity or political subtext. Wan has never made anything particularly great, but I can't hate any (horror) movies that he directed.
i’ve watched it like ~200x and i think it’s fricking kino despite what people say
Agreed.
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It's not my favorite Scream but it's also not terrible. My least favorite part is the twist.
I finally got around to watching the trilogy after only ever seeing the first one growing up. I was surprised at how much I enjoyed it. Wes is based as frick. What were they thinking with Courteney Cox's hair though?
>What were they thinking with Courteney Cox's hair though?
humiliation ritual
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I'm watching the descent tonight, is it a good movie?
Yeah
>The Abomination (1986)
Fun trashy SOV movie. The gore looks good.
The Love Witch was pretty good. Really nice visuals, there were times I forgot I was watching a 2010s movie. Loved the part where they go to the renaissance fair. I also enjoyed some of the dry humor, I forgot that it was gonna be a horror comedy.
I watched Excision, because some anon said it was good while ago. What a massive waste of time that was. I was expecting some insane gory slasher with a psycho girl or at least some modern realistic version of Carrie which ends bloody. Turns out I watched a high school drama of a moron girl, that didn't kill lot of people, but instead had dreams about doing that.
Troleld
>watching this
>suddenly it hits me that we haven't seen Jack Nicholson in movies for over a decade
Hope he's doing okay.
>Hope he's doing okay.
I mean, he died like 8 months ago, Anon.
I've been meaning to watch this for the past year, lol
thinking of trying on picrel
>those reviews
what the hell
>egg-stravaganza
Kino
Most horror films dont even shock me anymore which is why psychological ones unnerve me even more like pic related
That movie fricking sucked though
it's okay for a low budget effort but so obvious where it's going
Kino
>Psychological Horror
Code for homosexuals who shit and piss themselves over jump scares and actively avoid them by claiming that "psychological horror" is scary. When it's not. Psychological horror is just long shots of dark hallways/forests and eerie music. Utterly boring dog shit.
When you put these "psychological horror" fans in front of a jump scare they literally shut their pants in pure fear and jump higher than anyone then turn around and pretend that jump scared aren't scary.
Fricking massive pussies is all they are. They are the same Black folk who won't open .gifs out of fear of a jump scare. Same Black folk who scroll though YouTube comments to hide from jump scares.
Grow a spine and enjoy horror or find a different genre pussy boy.
If you don't want to make such an obvious baits, maybe leave out the parts about shit and piss, Black piss man. You are getting boring and predictable. Once the the genre that you used as baiting was found footage, once it was slashers, then "gross out" and now psychological horror.
>Everwinter Night
A group of rich mysterious men invite women up to secluded lodge in the woods for a weekend out that isn't what it seems.
I give it a
>5/5
Fun independent horror comedy that feels like a romantic comedy crossed with horror mystery. The horror is a slow burn while the fun rom com bits carry it until the bloody final act.
If you enjoy low budget stuff like Full Moon or Troma you'll have a good time. And it's on Tubi so you can see it for free with minimal effort.
I'm still wanting to see In A Violent Nature and Late Night With the Devil.
Sounds like the usual WHITE MEN BAD slop.
>credits roll
>mudvayne starts playing
>credits roll
>Long Way Back from Hell by Danzig starts playing
The only good part in whichever VHS movie that was.
>last shift (2014)
>innkeepers (2012)
a couple of lower budget (i think) horror movies that i thought were pretty good. last shift takes place in a haunted police station and innkeepers takes place in a haunted hotel building. theyre similar in concept. if there was such a thing as a 'comfy horror movie' these would be it
these the ones where they're already dead?
cell 2016
dreamcatcher 2003
horror fans been way ahead of ya bub
I wouldn't talk to someone wearing those normie picks on their shirt
You won't talk to anyone outside the Cinemaphile anyway, so why bother with this post.
I watched The Addiction, it was very boring.
I watched Late Night With The Devil it was great.
>I watched The Addiction, it was very boring.
I hated it too. Pretentious and unsubtle.
There's exactly two good scenes, the Christopher Walken scene and the feast at the end.
what are some horrors with kino osts?
Lost Boys
CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
LITTLE SISTER
>oils up
>wets reed
>blows on sax and gyrates
pure kino
I STILL BELIEVE
Come True
Carrie
Candyman
Needful Things
Ravenous
The Omen
Day of the Dead is one of my favorites to listen to
Suspiria and pretty much anything with a goblin soundtrack.
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
Godzilla (1954)
The Last House on the Left (1972)
Tenebre
Nightmare on Elm Street remake that was playing on television a few months ago. I get why people hate but it’s a guilty pleasure of mine. I also just think the glove looked sick
What the frick is this?
Asia Argento domming her beta bf
That's hot, that's a hot way to live.
Has Pooh 2 dethroned Art yet at millions for a low budget slasher?
Any good, obscure serial killer kinos? Already seen all the popular ones (Henry, Angst, Schramm, Maniac, etc)
Citizen X?
I Saw the Devil, The Vanishing, Manhunter, Tesis
Golden Glove and Snowtown
The Las Vegas Strangler / No Tears for the Damned (1968)
Where can I watch this? Looks great.
I don't know if it's hit streaming yet but there might be a torrent up somewhere. It was a lost film that only recently got released on home video for the first time as part of a blu-ray box set. It might take a while to pop up online.
>It might take a while to pop up online
It's in all the usual places under the 'No Tears for the Damned' title.
Anon just needs to look harder.
Cat Sick Blues.
Hansel and Gretel (Korean).
It shares a few commonalities with Hansel and Gretel but it isn't the story itself.
Dude gets into a car accident and is found by a girl who takes him back to her house in the woods with her two siblings and parents.
Has a very Pans Labyrinth vibe to it.
Good movie.
Are Dark Skies and The Fourth Kind the only legitimately scary alien kinos?
seriously, I spent an hour last night trying to look for more and they're all schlock
there is fire in the sky if ayylmaos are your jam
Yeah, I can't think of any. Having said that I liked Area 51 and Phoenix Forgotten. Not scary but interesting if you're into ayys.
Communion
Anything for Jackson was good 6/10 nuhorror
The Lodge was awful 1/10
Dead Center was one of the worst movies i've ever seen 0/10
Caveat was great 8/10
Ghost Stories was bad 3/10
I think this is the first time I've seen anyone but me mention Caveat. Such an underappreciated gem. Spooky as hell.
I liked Caveat a lot, right up until the dead lady was suddenly a zombie for no reason at all.
so is this still happening?
would make for a great small picture debut for a newcomer
Is Suitable Flesh any good?
any good? yeah it's alright by today's standards. nothin crazy but nice and horny
watched You'll Never Find Me on shudder, lot of good build up not sure about the payoff though
It's funny, I'm currently watching Imaginary, it started mid but now it's kino. Also getting jungle fever.
>literally zero horror kino released in 2024
game over, man
Frogman, Stopmotion, You'll Never Find Me and Late Night With The Devil. No game over, man.
>You'll Never Find Me
l didnt get it
Absolutely kino theme song. What other horror movies have songs made for them that absolutely rocks?
i watched the first evil dead, it was ok.
>it was ok
Second and the third ones legendary. Just continue watching.
>watched this for the first time this week (even mentioned it on /hor/)
>a remake is immediately announced
>remaking Night of the Hunter
As far as anyone is concerned, this movie does not exist
Is this kino? Also, I wish they'd stop remaking classic films, remakes are so gay
It's a great movie, although it's more thriller than outright horror. One of the best villains in film too
Yes, little lamb, it is kino
I've been on a streak watching movies that happen to have shots of girls barefeet on them.
Last two I've watched were Martirs and No one will help you.
Please recomend me some movies with scenes like these. Asian movies tend to have them more than western movies.
In My Skin (2002)
Not a bad movie, but I expected it to get way more gory and fricked up. But at least it's unique as it's probably the only horror movie about self-cannibalism.
>Audition
Brief shot toward the end of Maggie where she's coming down the stairs. Probably not worth it though.
I think I just spotted some decent feet in Piranha 3d but not sure. Been watching a lot of stuff lately.
Watched The Lodge. Liked it a lot, mostly because of how fricking good the main actress is.
Also watched Talk to Me. Really good too. The spirit world scene came out of nowhere and made what’s a pretty okay movie into something much better. I’m a huge fan of Event Horizon so it reminded me a lot of it.
I just want Late Night with the Devil to stream already, bros.
>Been checking for a torrent
>Won't get one until it's on Shudder
>Isn't on Shudder until some time next month
It's over
what are some of the best horror movies of the past 5 years? I pretty much stopped watching them since covid and I'm playing catch up soon
The Lighthouse, Empty Man, Possessor, Mad God, Speak No Evil, Deadstream, Infinity Pool, When Evil Lurks
>Infinity Pool
lol
I liked it. Not as good as Possessor, but still enjoyable Cronenberg movie with unpredictable plot, nice gore effects and fine actors. Still it's only my opinion and I don't expect everyone to like it. It's Cronenberg after all. In the end subjective taste is a moronic thing to argue about. You are free to hate the movie, if you didn't enjoy it.
>Cronenberg movie
If you refer to Brandon Cronenberg solely by his last name you're committing fraud on the unsuspecting.
I'm giving you an even more sacrilegious opinion. He's great at imitating his dad's 80s style with modern spin and already better than his dad this day. Antiviral, Possessor and Infinity Pool are much better than Crimes Of The Future or Cosmopolis.
I'm still hoping that The Shrouds will be kino though. At least it has Vincent Cassel as a lead.
Crimes of the Future is definitely ass, so unworthy of its name. As long and meandering as it was, I still think it needed like an extra hour just so they could craft a discernible plot. Jesus.
have you seen Antiviral? Not as good as Possessor but imo way better than Infinity Pool.
>Cleopatra Coleman
We wuz kangz n sheit
Yes. Quite disgusting movie (in a good way).
I liked Infinity Pool more than Possessor. Both were good though, I haven't seen Antiviral yet.
talk to me is alright if you like the hellraiser movies
Suitable Flesh is kino
might get some shit for this but I think Barbarian is probably the best horror flick of the 2020s, it's the one I've enjoyed the most anyway
What's the best Easter horror movie?
The Wicker Man
The Passion of Christ
Just watched Frogman and im suprised how fun and good this movie was for a low budget cryptid found fotage. It wasnt scary, but tense, practical effects looked good and acting was also better than I expected it to be.
Yeah I enjoyed it. Had a comfy vibe.
Good movie to watch. But i didnt find it tense
Memes aside, is The Pope's Exorcist kino?
It's a fun movie but that's about it.
it's pretty silly but kinda enjoyable, average flick
It is. We've had lot of serious exorcism movies but this injected just perfect amount of comedy and stupidity into it without ruining the horror part, and had insanely charismatic protagonist. Also it's not woke at all which is rare for big studio movies today. White male priests fighting against big tiddy demons. It's just fun.
It's enjoyable and worth watching. It has a good sense of humor.
Kino. You don't need to watch Amityville 1 if you haven't seen that, they're barely connected and can be watched in either order. They're also very different movies.
Still the most accurate portrayal of a typical Italian-American family.
Late Night With The Devil was great
I'm happy it's good, I was interested in that one ever since anons started shilling it in /hor/.
I made two threads about this but they were both autosaged for some reason.
Are any of the anons who rec'd The Love Witch here? I actually wanted to talk about it. I'm the anon who posted about watching it in here earlier.
absolute kino
how do they come up with this stuff
The copyright for Winnie the Pooh expired and it became public domain.
I just saw Late Night with The Devil. It shot way up into the top 20 for 2023. Kind of weird that is just coming out now.
Either way, it was really good. It's definitely one of the more unique movies I've seen lately.
Apparently, they used AI to do some transitions, but I didn't realize it.
There was some interesting stuff and if you've ever watched an old talk show, it's really accurate. Plus it was a tight 80+ minutes, so that was nice.
The lead was really good too. Glad to see him shine after so many "hey it's that guy" roles
Yeah, I just learned his name is Dave. He was in eight movies last year and I saw five of them. He always nails it. He was in Boogeyman, which most people seemed to dislike, but it was actually intense, unlike most horror movies.
Why are so many modern movies getting blacked? Watching Imaginary rn and its woke.
being woke is the least of that films worries
Well i turned it off
What a turn off visually
I literally turned off the movie
Aiiiiiiii masssaaaaaa the ghostssss
Get me some pan cakesssssss
>oo lawdy lawdyyyyy lawd dem rangz
Her character was so mistcast
The whole film was badly acted with shoddy dialog. massive blunder by Blumhouse
Showing her as the first character in the movie was like seeing that storm trooper in the force awakens trailer
You actually watched it lol. How?
In theater. Honestly your WOW NIGS ARE UGLY AMIRITE baiting is annoying, just go to pol.
Lmfao. Imagine paying to see this in a theater where she is 30 feet on the screen for two hours.
Putting the bear in the poster instead of her was smart marketing.
Cant believe you looked at her for two hours on the big screen lol
Are you drunk? Lonely? One reply is enough bro.
It's probably that Black piss anti-gore schizo again.
You dont seem to understand what im saying. How did you see through 2 hours? I literally turned it off in 2 minutes.
When this guy popped up in the trailer, holy shit.
Yeah in my theater all the cucks started cheerimg
This is discussion about horror movies, not horrible movies. Learn the difference.
Blumhouse is bottom tier of modern horror production companies. They managed to make some good movies last decade, but then all talented directors would go elsewhere. Now they have turned into Disney of horror: endless franchises, forced diversity and movies without original plot.
Is this any good?
Roastie on poster. Hard pass.
Samegay
You can look at a girls face and skull and tell her roastie level.
Post wall skull shape.
Roastie facial physiogamy. Clearly age 30+
This movie is better
Do you have schizophrenia or just autism?
It's one of the darkest, most depraved films I've seen in a while.
So, if you're into that...
My masculine brain is screaming "infertile" every time i see that face and skull shape
Same as this anon
Easter weekend, cucked and blacked and X marathon.
Dont forget this classic
The Twins Effect is kinda like castlevania.
I love Castlevania. will check it out, thanks.
The ebola syndrome dude is in it. Lol and jackie chan.
nice, a true sicko
Ask this anon--->
People that like x, imaginary, and Talk to Me definitely do.
Imaginary is definitely the new Blumhouse slop
What are some horror films that r/horror would hate?
Resident evil 5
The fifth Resident Evil film? But those are strong woman feminist slop?
The game. Ign recently wrote an article on it. Lol. A remake wouldnt work.
Valerie and Her Week of Wonders
House
>House
>Implying reddit doesn't love this shit
?feature=shared
problematic content
Articles like these. https://hype.my/2023/322260/criticise-hk-actress-gillian-chung-fat-shorts
>Nefarious
Politically right wing and christian horror movie
>Don't Breathe 2
Rapist is the hero of the movie
That's about it. I liked the both movies.
this thread stinks.
Reeks of reddit
Sure smells like black cum in here
alright I'm gonna watch Stopmotion. I'm sure it'll suck but whatever.
Its alright. Not too bad
Has one of my most grating tropes about an artist/film maker struggling to find inspiration.
Like I get it, but it's narcisstic.
Hereditary, Imaginary - same thing.
>annoy an angel
>he slices your head off
Was it Biblically accurate.
>Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth; I have not come to bring peace, but a sword.
anyone watch the low budget dark parasite 2023?
I'm pretty generous to indie horror films but I dont understand how anyone can think this green filter looks good IT'S SO FRICKING BAD. Hang this editor NOW!!!!!!!
but how would you know if it's dark and horrific if it's not green
>is that a....g-green filter? NOOOOOOO PLEASE GOD NO NOOOO NOT THE GREEN NOOO NOT THE GREEN NOT THE GREEN AHHHHHHHHHH
you think im exaggeration? NO
lol why would you watch something like that.
feels ridiculous to try and make low budget full length films. just make a short film and put more effort into it.
helps me fall asleep
baking new thread
>horror thread with over 300 replies in March
Nice