things that are scarier than horror movies
>horror podcasts
>creepypastas
>urban legends
>short stories
>cryptid stories
>paranormal podcasts
>most /x/ threads
Seriously, there's no scary movies.
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Name one, then, smartass.
there is none
Are you moronic? He said there's none
Title: The Unsettling Reflection
I stumbled upon an old mirror in the attic of my grandparents' house. It was ornate and covered in dust, seemingly forgotten for years. As I wiped away the grime, I noticed something peculiar—the reflection it cast was slightly off. My movements were delayed, as if I was a step behind.
Intrigued and unnerved, I decided to experiment. I waved my hand slowly in front of the mirror, and sure enough, the reflection followed suit, lagging just a moment behind. As I moved faster, the reflection struggled to keep up, like a faulty video recording.
Curiosity consumed me, and I reached out to touch the glass. To my horror, the reflection's hand pressed back against mine, cold and lifeless. I recoiled, heart pounding, as the reflection grinned maliciously, its eyes filled with an unsettling darkness.
In a panic, I tried to step away, but the mirror's pull was strong. It seemed to suck me in, forcing my body closer. The reflection became more twisted, its grin widening impossibly. I fought with all my strength, but it was futile.
Just as I thought I would be consumed by the mirror, I closed my eyes tightly, desperate to escape this nightmare. When I opened them again, I was back in the attic, the mirror dull and ordinary. I sighed with relief, grateful it was over.
But as I turned to leave, I caught a glimpse of myself in the reflection of a nearby window. There, in the glass, my reflection wore a sinister smile, its eyes filled with an otherworldly darkness.
Remember, be careful with the mirrors you encounter. They may not always show you your true self, and sometimes, they may reveal something far more sinister lurking within.
shitty reddit "creepy"pasta isn't scary. are you afraid of the dark episodes are scarier than those reddit spaced lines
>oOoOOoOOoOOoOoOh be careful not to listen to the silence! you don't know what lurks in the silence!
>oOoOoooOOooOOOOOOOooOOOh beware of that one coffee cup, you never know who may have used it before you!
Are these AI?
Title: The Shadow in the Corner
Late at night, I was sitting in my room, consumed by darkness, browsing the internet. Suddenly, a strange sensation washed over me—an eerie presence lurking nearby. I glanced around, but nothing seemed out of place.
Just as I began to dismiss it as my imagination, a flicker of movement caught my eye—a shadow in the corner of the room. It was vague, but undeniably humanoid. My heart raced as I realized it was growing, stretching towards me like an inky tendril.
Fear paralyzed me as the shadow approached, engulfing everything in its path. I tried to scream, but no sound escaped my lips. I could feel its icy touch, like a breath of death on my skin. I closed my eyes, hoping it would vanish.
When I mustered the courage to open them again, the room was empty, the shadow gone. I breathed a sigh of relief, convincing myself it was just a figment of my imagination.
But now, every time I find myself alone in the dark, I can't shake the feeling that the shadow is still there, waiting, biding its time until it can once again envelope me in its chilling embrace.
Beware the corners of your room, for you never know what may be lurking in the darkness, ready to consume you whole.
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I agree, there never has been a scary horror movie... thrilling, sure... creepy & weird, sure... jump scares don't count, those are cheap, they just serve to make your girlfriend pee a little with a high pitched squeal and head to the bathroom... I've been waiting my whole life for a truly scary horror movie, but there isn't one. Not yet, anyway.
>things that are acarier than horror movies
>most /x/ threads
Oh-ho! Good one OP!
it's true
I was scared by there will be blood because of the scenes where the guys in the pit get killed by the drill falling.
In my job there’s a situation where something similar could happen to me.
Learn to code blue collar homosexual
Your job will be replaced by AI soon while his job needs to be done by a human (well until we get super agile robots).
I work at McDonald’s
Oh ok, uhh then learn to code too.
But then my job will be replaced by AI soon while my current job needs to be done by a human (well until we get super agile robots).
>things that are scarier than horror movies
podcasts
legends
stories
stories
podcasts
>>most /x/ threads
>Seriously, there's no scary movies.
true
Podcasts are frickin trash and cancer.
no but they can be entertaining
"horror" culture has been co-opted by women and gays and trannies who watch youtube video summaries of horror movies with jumpscare and trigger warnings rather than watching the actual movies themselves
>"horror" culture has been co-opted by women and gays and trannies
true
you forgot to mention
>OP starting his homosexual thread
>creepypastas
If you're 15, maybe. I actually read creepypastas sometimes, to laugh at shit I found scary when I was that age.
Time to upgrade to literature, then.
>the lime twig
>read the synopsis
>It's just a horse race scam and a women gets beaten and raped
>The horror!
>and a women gets beaten and raped
Picked up! How detailed is the description of the act?
>How detailed is the description of the act?
I dunno, but I think books are not for you
I just wrote I read a synopsis and you failed to read that
Maybe try audiobooks?
>she thinks the *plot* is the reason it's scary
lern2style
Hawkes famously said he did not know what a plot is
you are a giant moron. i hope youre baiting.
>the syopsis doesnt sound scary!
zoom zoom
Have you tried not being on your phone when watching them?
podcasts
legends
stories
stories
podcasts
>>most /x/ threads
Yeah, if you want the real thing, go deep into the woods for a few hours alone. Make sure you go where no one is around and at least 10-15 miles from the nearest road. Doesn't have to be the woods if you don't have any forestry near you. As long as you're a few hours on foot away from any roads. You could also find an abandoned building somewhere and sleep there for a few days alone. Always go alone if you want the real experience.
None of that shit is "scary". You didn't see horror until you saw someone get caught in a PTO driving shaft spinning at 2500 RPMs. One instant you see a human being, 42 rotations later (a bit more than a second), that same human is now a blood-wet towel with bones sticking out everywhere. THAT is horror.
Though, I like horror movies because of the craft behind it. There's a lot more to horror movies than being scared
>noooo, muh real life is scary
Oh, it's one of those homosexuals.
Name something scarier than actual real fricking life
Your mom, lmao.
But seriously, you homosexuals are the absolute worst and need to frick off from all horror discussion.
Oh and no one gives a frick if some dumb homosexual dies gruesomely.
I like horror movies and I love talking about them. I just don't get scared by them, or anything OP mentioned. It's fricking pictures moving on a screen, the monster won't fricking reach through the TV and grab you. I can understand a movie making someone feel uncomfortable or queezy, but there's nothing scary about frickin movies, man. I don't even understand what you're pissy about.
I'll explain it to you,
>*sip*
>Movies aren't scary. Now I can leave the room and a Black person will mug me. Or how bout muh denbts. Now THAT's the real horror
You Black folk are the horror equivalent of armycucks who start ranting how they weren't actually taught to be badass killing machines and were doing lame shit every time an ex-military protagonist does something cool in an action movie as if anyone gives a shit. Your presence alone sucks all the fun out of the room.
You are the most annoying homosexuals.
I think you're conflicting something as avoidable as Black folk with a work accident. And debt isn't scary of you're a smart person.
And the point of the thread is "horror movies are not scary", not whatever babble you're saying. I don't point out things I see during a horror movie, I just fricking watch it. You sound like a whiny homosexual. Go ring your bell a bit
Again, moron. No one fricking cares. This thread is about fiction, not some moronic homosexual dying at his shitty job you saw on the liveleak (oh the horror, one less moron in the world)
have a nice day.
Saw that shit live, mate. And we're talking about scary shit. That shit is scary.
And by the way, is every interaction you have online a battle in need to win for you? That sounds exhausting. Ever tried conversation?
Cool, that's probably entertaining.
Still nothing to do with fiction.
Ok then, homosexual, nothing fictional is scary. Absolutely fricking nothing. It's fiction, as in not real. It never happened and never will. If a horror movie scares you, you are a low-intelligence being, like a cat or a dog.
Good, because movies don't scare me and that's the exact reason the genre is trash for morons.
And by the way, if some moron dying scares you, then so are you.
Of course it won't be scary if you don't want to let it be. You need to have a bit of imagination and the willingness to immerse your mind a little. A nightmare is fiction, but you'll still wake up with a sense of dread. Fiction that aims to scare is a tool to help you have that experience while awake, but will only work if you choose to engage it in that way.
NTA, but I want to immerse myself. I just can't fricking do it, I'm so tired of watching horrorslop and feeling nothing AAAAAAAA
Unironically only music is "scary" in a sense that you could turn some lame droning in the background and let it fuel and enhance your imagination drawing horrific imagery that can unsettle (You) specifically maybe with the help of LSD
Being Scared by fiction after adult is moronic.
Horror movies are fun thou.
Horror movies are just an excuse for publishing degeneracy. They are literally the work of apophis and spread chaos on Earth.
the best interpretation of a scary horror movie today would be just regular animals preying on a group of teenagers in the dark
since this generation is used to slasher gore movies and abondened hospitals with over the top disabled disfiguered characters
sure schizo, not like The Exorcist didn't basically say that you should return to the church and they will provide when all others have failed you.
Horror used to be about triumph over evil by embracing God.
you're the kind of fool that doesn't see what's in front of you.
The exorcist is a comedy.
couldn't be anymore obvious that you're a zoomer
Horror is a shit genre and not a single piece of horror media has ever been good.
* blocks your path with horror kino *
There are a tiny number. The first two Hellraisers were good, but ONLY because they're also fantasy movies. No horror movie can stand on its own legs. Literally an entire genre created by, for and of NPCs.
If they're not scary why do they give me nightmares?
>scary
>shit people listen to as bedtime backround noise after a stressful day
>real life shit - not scary at all
Poor litte zoomie, alas, you will learn
Real life is not scary, you get numb to it all eventually unless it affects you directly. I no longer care if there's some pedo out there chopping up little boys after raping them, As a child thought of people like that existing at all terrified me.
Based Zodiac.
Idk anon, a friend of mine recently lost his whole fist in a accident with a mulcher of some sort, machinery related accidents scare the living shit out of me, even as iv worked with all sorts of tools and machines for years now something in the back f my mind tells me the moment i 'get numb to it' is the moment i loose my arm
The machinist is a good movie featurin such shit, and its not even a horror movie
I dunno, a friend of mine drank himself to death a few years ago and I found out I don't even care that much. Hearing about that was like "eh, that happened, okay."
Maybe I've become way too jaded.
That's a shitty death, but it's not nightmare inducing.
Last year i went on a binge drinking some realy bad low quality shit, after that i could feel where my organs are at for a couple weeks, read up on liver damage and organ poisoning etc, the phrase 'irreversible tissue damage' scared me into going sober for almost a month
how can a piece of media be scary, it's not real, if there is no danger there is no fright, maybe when you are a kid, but after 15 i don't see how
then after arround 35 loads of things become gradualy more and more scary, till you realise a interview clip or a documentary makes you turn at night, then at some point you get old enough to be scared of the fricking news, eventualy even the weather report
i frazed it poorly, i reffered to fictional media, real stories can definetly be scary
Literally the opposite for me, tbh. Then again, I grew around schlocky newspapers with headlines a la "cannibal kills 50 hookers" and serial killer documentaries. My childhood was kinda shit all things considered still better than modern day life, lmao.
>the scariest thing according to Cinemaphile
I kind of agreed with you until you started sharing your shit opinions.
An inconvinient truth scared the republican out of me. Now I'm a nazi.
>Now I'm a nazi.
This is where every man finds himself when he realizes everything else is bullshit. Took me 24 years but I'm there too.
OP thinks the scariest thing he's seen is a guy on youtube talking about bhur gurking foot let us
well ofcourse its not scary if you watch it on your second monitor while jerking to porn on the other in a fully lit house with your parents sleeping nextdoor and your dog humping your knee while your neighbours are having an argument
try watching on single monitor, no phone, noone else in the entire house with you in the darkness and you will find that yes its scary
>try watching on single monitor, no phone, noone else in the entire house with you in the darkness and you will find that yes its scary
get a gf dude
thats scarier than watching a horror movie
Sometimes I feel like making my own shit that speaks directly to me on a "this shit scares me" level, picking all the themes and presentation tricks that I like the most, taking stuff from my own nightmares to replicate it on the screen, etc.
It probably won't be scary to anyone else, but I don't care.
But I have absolutely no talent and probably too old and poor to learn. Does anyone know that feel?
when I was a kid I used to get scared about them
now they are interesting but not scary
Okay, Cinemaphile an exercise for you.
How would you make a scary movie?
>movies aren't sca--
Fine, as close to "scary" as you can.
For me it'd be something akin to Inland Empire because it's as close to feeling like one of my bad dreams as a movie ever got. Maybe a pinch of gore because proper gore works, I don't care what anyone says.
show flashes of the monster, don't show the monster
Doesn't have to be a monster, Black Christmas (the original) was great at this.
Pic related is the biggest dissapoinment.
Wait, you don't think an old lady or something living in the walls is scary?!
To be honest when I was really into horror movies I just watched them to see weird monsters, ridiculous situations and crazy special effects and gore. Being scared was never really the point.
I watched shit like Jeepers Creepers, Alien, slasher classics like Friday the 13th, etc but found it harmless schlock even as a kid and I wasn't really interested in the genre. That's at least until I started watching Lynch's shit. Fire Walk With Me, Inland Empire as mentioned above, etc. Not scary (I have no fricking idea what you Black folk even mean when apply this to movies), but movies that actually did send a chill down my spine at few points. Few things got close but not quite.
I was chasing that high ever since and nothing comes close and it frustrates the frick out of me.
I don't give a frick about muh special effects or fricktarded plots, I just want to feel it again.
You sound like a zoomer who can only enjoy modern things. And who's gullible enough to believe in the paranormal in general.
Horror movies are not scary but nothing in your list is any scarier. When you're immersed in a movie you can easily suspend your disbelief. It's way harder to do when you read something on the internet. Urban legends are OK I guess, they're old and well established.
Random sharp noise in my vicinity is scary. Everything is scary.
>podcasts
Opinion completely invalidated.
>><pop culture slog>
wait until you find out what books are.