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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's just that damn good.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He simply was too fast.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is faster than the light casting the shadow.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not humanly possible.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not possible
        >I can literally see him doing it OP’s pic

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually, all of us do. Lights moves so fast that when you move, your shadow will be a few milliseconds behind as it readjusts to the light.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shadows technically move faster than light since it's an absence of an object rather than the presence of one.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You dumb

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Matter or information and thus 'absence of light' travels with speed of light.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >milliseconds
          Unless you're 200 miles away from the wall, it's more like nanoseconds.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fair but the point stands.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can do some crazy stuff if you get your DEX above 20.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's faster than light but how is his gun shooting even faster then?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        if his hands move faster than light then it stands to reason the bullets are moving faster still

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          If his hands move faster than light why does he need the gun?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            To shoot people.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black paint

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This seems to be the only logical explanation. There is just no way he can shoot faster than his shadow.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lucky Luke just can, ok?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the gun can shoot faster than dark

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unfavorable conditions. If the dark was carrying a tv or something, it would be way faster.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He knew not to relax

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      underrated reply

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      underrated reply

      >shoot him cuz he's black
      our hero

      >Le racism is funny xD
      Grow up. Oh nevermind, I forgot on what board I was on.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Le racism is funny
        It's been for the past 10000 years or so. Not gonna stop any time soon.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        who raped you?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you here? This is a racist website.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This

          He knew not to relax

          is good old classic Cinemaphile racism even, not this israelites are poisoning the wells homosexual shit we get so much of nowadays

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go back to https://www.tumblr.com/

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't ever read classic Lucky Luke. It's full with "racist stereotypes" that will give you heart attack.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. got raped by his shadow

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Subtle

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Natural talent, he was doing it even as a kid.
    Also, I just learned that there's a cartoon about Kid Lucky Luke

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
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          Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why does this pedoshit exist for like every French character, like Spirou?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          > kid version of well-know characters getting their own show
          Because Tiny Toons. Keep blaming the pedos living rent free in your head, though.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            All of these comics are sexual though, I blame the French being pedo perverts

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Tiny Toons is more like that than Kid Lucky.
              Petit Spirou is in its own class.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          "Adultère, bestialité, pédophilie" is the other french national motto.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Simple: His shadow was just too slow.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luke is simply using the force to cloud the minds of the ignorant, making them think that he can shoot faster than his own shadow.

      He can do a lot of stuff faster than his shadow.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Luke is simply using the force to cloud the minds of the ignorant, making them think that he can shoot faster than his own shadow.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shoot him cuz he's black
    our hero

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Posting political correct Lucky Luke that replaces cigarette with straw
    homosexual

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's been like that for years now.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Since the early 80s, probably before that homosexual anon was even born.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did the cowboy era even last long enough for someone to be a kid in cowboy times and an adult ? I guess so, but only barely. It was actually a pretty flash in the pan period - cowboy movies have lasted longer than actual cowboy times.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Western era is common listed as 1865-1900
      But the true cowboy era was 1870-1880.
      Lucky Luke bounces between the 1870s to 1890s. But sometimes mentions the late 1860s.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can extend the period between 1840 to 1920 to account for the Texan and California expansion into Mexican/Indian territory all th way to the last fighting with the Indians around 1920 and the end of the Mexican Revolution where horse combat spilling briefly across the border.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The were several Native American independence movement in Mexcio during th revolution and the northern groups were effectively a continuation of the same people involved in various Indian Wars in the SE USA.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Gag_Embodiment

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