Captain Jack Sparrow is a pirate elemental and therefore posesses various water, boat and swashbuckling related superpowers that shouldn't be questioned by mere mortals.
Much like Buster Scruggs, the west texas twit and free roaming cowboy elemental posesses many cowboy related powers.
>zombie pirates, blood magic, sacrifices, piles of treasure like not even scrooge mcduck >ASCHSKTHSSLTUTALLY YOU SEE THAT IS VERY UNREALISTIC BECAUSE MUH PEDANTIC PHYSICS AND AUTISM
Go on now, you fricking eunuchs.
Strawman me with that BMW meme.
I wonder if they had prepared a workaround for this scene beforehand or when they started at trying to film this scene and went "aw shit this isn't actually possible we gotta use some fx tricks on this one"
It's fantasy. You're complaining about "nonsensical writing" in a show that literally has zombies and magic. Anything can happen, that's the whole point.
oh, ok, I remember that, but I remember there was a part where they show jack is undead and I can't remember if it was implied he was like that the whole time, maybe it was the second one
it was in the first movie. jack steals one of the cursed coins during the final battle, using it to become immortal. the curse is lifted shortly after.
I do think it's kind of weird that they rolled with this, because I imagine they would have tried to actually have the actors do this before they realized it was impossible and CG'd it.
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>the centrifugal force of the oxydized air pressure would require a base weight of the sum of the square root of
lol ok nerd
it's pirate magic
Captain Jack Sparrow is a pirate elemental and therefore posesses various water, boat and swashbuckling related superpowers that shouldn't be questioned by mere mortals.
Much like Buster Scruggs, the west texas twit and free roaming cowboy elemental posesses many cowboy related powers.
The boat wasn't made of carbon fiber
How did the intense pressure and delta P forces not kill turn immediately when they touched the ocean floor
Anything is possible through the power of Christ.
Jack is covered in magic talismans. Magic was prevalent throughout the series. Magic.
There's no magic in the first one.
bruh
That's a curse not magic. Ghosts aren't magic.
I see little distinction between the realms of curses and magic. What about his magic compass?
It's a cursed compass.
What is it with you and curses? "This is cursed, that is cursed." Give it a rest, will you?
Cursed post.
Ghosts and ghouls exist irl, brainless atheist skeptics need not respond.
Do they watch me jerk off? Serious question. Could they help me finish?
>>>/x/
Frick right off, schizo
Hes right
He's mostly right
They're called Ghosts N' Goblins tho
The Bible says ghosts aren't real.
"The Science" worshipping virgins
Magic believing chad
BRUH, really?
one of the dumbest posts in Cinemaphile history
>turn undead under moonlight
>walk on the floor of the ocean
>immortal
>not magic btw
No breasts, no magic. It's an ironclad law of nature.
everyone saying its fake when its literally recorded happening
do you not believe your own eyes?
what if they put air in it after submerging the boat?
why don't ships have a failsafe device that flips them over when sinking so the passengers can stay alive till rescue?
>zombie pirates, blood magic, sacrifices, piles of treasure like not even scrooge mcduck
>ASCHSKTHSSLTUTALLY YOU SEE THAT IS VERY UNREALISTIC BECAUSE MUH PEDANTIC PHYSICS AND AUTISM
Go on now, you fricking eunuchs.
Strawman me with that BMW meme.
what a mad little zoomer you are
Concession accepted.
Another flawless victory.
Fricking cringe.
Another question....how did jack use his shackles to zipline without teatring his wrists off? 1:38
They're not that deep and they shoved rocks in their boots
I wonder if they had prepared a workaround for this scene beforehand or when they started at trying to film this scene and went "aw shit this isn't actually possible we gotta use some fx tricks on this one"
what fx tricks are you talking about
The water is fake water.
In reality it would compress all the air in the boat into nerve gas due to the pressure and they'd die instantly
weren't they like 30 maybe 40 feet down if that?
It's fantasy. You're complaining about "nonsensical writing" in a show that literally has zombies and magic. Anything can happen, that's the whole point.
Weighted boots. Jack’s suit alone looks heavy, and he probably has lots of treasure on him.
That’s what I told myself when I was a kid. It’s a movie.
If it's unrealistic, how did they film it?
they were on wheels
Why didn't they just swim to the boat? The Dauntless was undermanned due to everyone attending Norrington's ceremony.
wait, the undead can walk on the floor of the ocean and jack was cursed right? is that how he did it? I haven't seen it in a while
Nah he was left on an island before the crew got cursed
oh, ok, I remember that, but I remember there was a part where they show jack is undead and I can't remember if it was implied he was like that the whole time, maybe it was the second one
it was in the first movie. jack steals one of the cursed coins during the final battle, using it to become immortal. the curse is lifted shortly after.
ah, I see, thank you, back to the "their pockets were full of magic treasure" theory
I wonder how many kids died trying to recreate this..
sucking lots of Black person wiener
>heats up and implodes in 2 milliseconds
Perpetual Motion
stop while you can
tripgayging on Cinemaphile always ends poorly
I will never back down in the face of adversity. Besides, it's just a few letters. At the end of the day, who am I really affecting negatively?
They had a scuba diver above them pushing the boat down, they just CGI'd him out
You morons just talked how much water pressure is in bottom of ocean. All the water above the boat is pushing it downward.
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MY HAT IS LIKE A SHARK'S FIN
what did he mean by this?
I do think it's kind of weird that they rolled with this, because I imagine they would have tried to actually have the actors do this before they realized it was impossible and CG'd it.
Jack is so drunk that physics stopped working around him
CGI
Why didn't they just ride the eagles to the black pearl?