How are they gonna explain where all the black people went during the movie trilogy's time?

How are they gonna explain where all the black people went during the movie trilogy's time?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They aren't. They don't care.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    G E N O C I D E

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You are right.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can't blame them, it just hit diff

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that's easy they'll be geolocked to certain regions
    the south and the east which don't get covered in the movies except for the gate scene and the elephants

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It not a prequel to the Jackson films, incel.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah it's a fanfic except the "people" making this were never fans.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's also not Lord of the Rings, homosexual.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Those guys with the large elephants looked rather black.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the trilogy isn't canon

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's not related to the films. it's barely related to the books.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    same way they're going to explain the magic Black empire that preceded European countries in future history classes: they'll whip up a fake genocide story.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fat Black person hands

    Laaawwwwddd off thuuu raaaaanggggggs whyteee boiii

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DEEEZ BLANG BLANG RAAANGS WHITE BOIIII, YEAAA DEY BE OURS NAOOW, WE BE LIVIN UP IN YO SHIRE ON DA WELFARE N SHIEEET

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They moved back to Far Harad

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they developed into whites

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whites evolved from blacks

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sauron wants racial purity in his world so he genocides anyone darker than a Haradrim. Pretty kino, not enough to save this fanfic though

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They sensed the great evil that yt's were going to unleash on middle earth, and so sailed for Valinor long before everyone else so they could come true kingz and queenz among the eldar.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yakub flew his melanin powered Pyramid down from heaven and took them all home

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yakub is the great evil and inventor of white people though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He realised his mistake and terraformed mars or melanin1 for his people

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Invents white people
      Yakub was worse than Melkor

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    all the black people were so awesome and amazing that the elves invited them to the undying lands to live in peace from the savage white folk
    they're gonna forget that there were black people in the hobbit movies because frick continuity

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They will remake the film's within 10 years.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good, more lotr.
      Wait, I'm on Cinemaphile, I mean
      >NOOOOOO we can never make anything new out of it we can only idolize it as a dead franchise that will never be added to nooooooo

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bleached

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they all fell into a mud puddle and turned into orcs and uruk hai

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