that's easy they'll be geolocked to certain regions
the south and the east which don't get covered in the movies except for the gate scene and the elephants
same way they're going to explain the magic Black empire that preceded European countries in future history classes: they'll whip up a fake genocide story.
They sensed the great evil that yt's were going to unleash on middle earth, and so sailed for Valinor long before everyone else so they could come true kingz and queenz among the eldar.
all the black people were so awesome and amazing that the elves invited them to the undying lands to live in peace from the savage white folk
they're gonna forget that there were black people in the hobbit movies because frick continuity
Good, more lotr.
Wait, I'm on Cinemaphile, I mean >NOOOOOO we can never make anything new out of it we can only idolize it as a dead franchise that will never be added to nooooooo
They aren't. They don't care.
G E N O C I D E
You are right.
You can't blame them, it just hit diff
that's easy they'll be geolocked to certain regions
the south and the east which don't get covered in the movies except for the gate scene and the elephants
It not a prequel to the Jackson films, incel.
yeah it's a fanfic except the "people" making this were never fans.
It's also not Lord of the Rings, homosexual.
Those guys with the large elephants looked rather black.
the trilogy isn't canon
it's not related to the films. it's barely related to the books.
same way they're going to explain the magic Black empire that preceded European countries in future history classes: they'll whip up a fake genocide story.
Fat Black person hands
Laaawwwwddd off thuuu raaaaanggggggs whyteee boiii
DEEEZ BLANG BLANG RAAANGS WHITE BOIIII, YEAAA DEY BE OURS NAOOW, WE BE LIVIN UP IN YO SHIRE ON DA WELFARE N SHIEEET
They moved back to Far Harad
they developed into whites
whites evolved from blacks
Sauron wants racial purity in his world so he genocides anyone darker than a Haradrim. Pretty kino, not enough to save this fanfic though
They sensed the great evil that yt's were going to unleash on middle earth, and so sailed for Valinor long before everyone else so they could come true kingz and queenz among the eldar.
Yakub flew his melanin powered Pyramid down from heaven and took them all home
Yakub is the great evil and inventor of white people though
He realised his mistake and terraformed mars or melanin1 for his people
>Invents white people
Yakub was worse than Melkor
all the black people were so awesome and amazing that the elves invited them to the undying lands to live in peace from the savage white folk
they're gonna forget that there were black people in the hobbit movies because frick continuity
They will remake the film's within 10 years.
Good, more lotr.
Wait, I'm on Cinemaphile, I mean
>NOOOOOO we can never make anything new out of it we can only idolize it as a dead franchise that will never be added to nooooooo
Bleached
they all fell into a mud puddle and turned into orcs and uruk hai