How are you supposed to beat the Smile demon?

How are you supposed to beat the Smile demon? I don't even believe he has any rules and the whole traumatize thing is just for fun

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he have so many jaws?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It represents the number of victims that it has taken.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Low t

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      troony allegory

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's Jawesome

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lexapro. It’s just a metaphor for le depression for zoomer girls who don’t understand psychotherapy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If you want to stop being suicidal, just take this pill with the known side effect of causing suicidal thoughts.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s like saying a side effect of chemo is death by cancer

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yea chemo is stupid too, almost as stupid as cutting off your dick so it will be more clean.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It worked on Freddy too. Some random pill to make you not dream.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the monster finally showing up in the house at the end and hes a tall hapa before being the flesh thing was a really great climax to say the least about the film, otherwise it was a weaker It Follows, Smile had a better climax It Follows had a better first half

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >otherwise it was a weaker It Follows
      It's like It Follows but without any fun to it. Actually zero entertainment value, it's like watching a well-made work presentation.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It follows was shit. Pleb tier taste.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It Follows isn't anywhere near my favorites, but it's the film this is directly comparable to. And it was miles better - original, built amazing tension, and you weren't actually completely disinterested in whether the characters will die or not (unlike with this film).

          I'm going to remember this scene long after I have forgotten what genre Smile even is.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the dentist bills

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't try to beat it. I would just smile back, which is what no one else did.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Respect.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate all the post Babadook “the monster is le trauma “ films so fricking much

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon monsters have always been representative of something else, it's not a le booboodookie thing

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Blob wasn't.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't know

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    3/10 movie tbqh

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cool practical effects

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember worrying they weren't going to show an actual monster but this was a pleasant surprise.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      that scene was 8/10 though

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing her getting her mouth that open and the demon entering is really hot

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I must admit this shit me up a bit at the cinema when I watched it. And this is normally when I feel they go silly and over the top.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      so the monster gets vored?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was way more unnerving in it's troon form

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >let me out, I need my switch

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Hey there Jakers did you just get a brand new 3DS Switch XL OLED??"
      >completely ruins his entire plan

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    jab jab forward short fierce

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The movie messed up at the end for the same reason The Ring's ending doesn't work. They spent too much time with the movie on an entirely different plot and pushed for one theme, only for the ending to completely erase the last 40+ minutes of the movie for a jumpscare with no build up towards the plot twist.
    >Spend most of the movie with an "overcoming fears" plot
    >Character overcomes fear
    >Nope! Nevermind! All of that didn't actually matter because we need a sequel!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      agreed. LE SPOOPY MONSTER CHASE but all the women loved it at least.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The annoyance of the film is that the audience fully understands how the antagonist works almost immediately but the main character spends the rest of the movie figuring it out. She never learns what it actually is and finds only one undesirable alternative for her fate so we're just left with the trauma meta commentary which is that trauma is bad. The best idea they had was the monster/demon is pretending to be like people but it does a poor job and is eerie and disturbing to look at (which is just zoomer creepypasta shit) but then at times it perfectly imitates people so that goes out the window too

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this reveal the movies peak? Ive heard its bad but this part looks cool

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the climax but I wouldn't say this is the best scene.
      It's good if you're in the mood for a popcorn horror flick with a lot of scares. It was pretty well liked, if you heard it's bad then you're probably listening to people on here who hate everything. Smile isn't amazing but it's worth a watch.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actual moron. The movie is a hodgepodge of a million other films. The acting is terrible. The plot makes no sense. I actually thought the movie would work better as a parody.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          This was great. Birthday scene was hilarious and the ending was bleak.

          Ok moron. As if "it's not original" is a new complaint for horror movies. They're all derivative. Smile is more entertaining than most of the other horror films released lately.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then why did I smile so much more during Beau is Afraid?
            Its fricking hot.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I actually thought the movie would work better as a parody.
          Yep, you're a fricking moron.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like a huge amount of modern horror, smile was just shite.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    new ‘jak just dropped

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take away its switch

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    smiling is.. le scary!!
    do zoomers really?

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    just look him straight in the eye and calmly, yet firmly jerk your wiener to orgasm. to assert dominance. afterwards, he'll slink away in shame, trust me.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    LAUGHT in face at it and thank kiss it's ass

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't smile. Simple as.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Catholic Faith, a Double Barrel Shotgun, amd BFG division playing.

    All demons fold under those, simple as

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't the movie say to beat it you have to kill someone else in front of another person? Its basically about passing on traumas to other people. You can't actually beat it you just pass it on to the next person.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frickinh movie monsters are so dumb and busted it makes me angry
    >I'm le unkillable, implacable fear monster and I can teleport and do literal magic
    >noone can defend against me becaus im a ghost out for revenge

    Frickimg buttholes I would punch these Black folk so hard they go straight to hell makes my blood pressure insanely high

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The demon feeds off high blood pressure.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He can feed on my semen when I rape him

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can't just buck break your way out of every problem.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Seriously though. It stands to reason that existence of para-normal entities and extra dimensional horrors would open up the door for humans to wield powers in a similar ball park, even if not directly analogous.

            If there is a ghost, I will wield the powers of Christ to anchor him to this earth so I can render justice and exorcise the demon homosexual

            I have endless disdain for ghosts and demons

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              At least you admit they are real. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people he doesn't exist.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Which the devil?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly it would be interesting to see a horror movie where the tables are turned. Like a demon or ghost tries to haunt someone and the person ends up being a witch or related to witches and the next hour is just the ghost or demon running away trying not to get exorcised.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't that basically Constantine?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Demon fricking shits.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Male lead
      Actual demons and monsters
      >Female lead
      Oops, I didn't take my pills, maybe nothing was real haha allegories and metaphors

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The demon cant pass on to anyone else if you commit suicide in an empty room.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      As you are fading away, you realize it wasn't an empty room, it was a packed kindergarten class.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't "beat" the smile demon, I simply listen to what it has to say, and that's what noone did.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't try to beat it. I would just smile back, which is what no one else did.

      did it better

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They literally tell you in the fricking film with the dude in prison. You murder someone else while traumatizing someone else for the smile demon to leave you for.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if you murder someone in front of someone else who has already murdered someone to get rid of the thing? Do you have to murder someone else or do they?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the point is traumatizing someone enough to the point the smile demon can enter, so I guess if they aren't being traumatized you're still stuck with the demon.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          So if you kill someone in front of a bunch of people, do they they all have to deal with copies of the monster or does the monster just have to choose one?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The latter

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if you put yourself in a heavy medicated coma? It probably needs you to hallucinate to control your body.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    just close your eyes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was some reason why that wouldn't work but I forgot it.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't beat the demon. I'd listen to what it had to say, and that's what no one did

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else think its funny as frick that the black guy said one of the smile monster chains ended in Brazil? Some random guy probably went to that shithole country and killed some random and then went back to the states. The murder rate for brazil is the 7th highest.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The rules are very clear. He can jump into a person by traumatizing them. His power then is extremely limited and he can only do things like show up in the corner of the person's ye. As they get more unhinged he gets stronger and stronger until the person is completely mind broken and he gains full control.

    He can be beaten several ways.
    1. Be the most well adjusted person in the world. The monster never gains more power than showing thing on the corner of the person's eye because they don't let it bother them.

    2. Be an absolute psychopath. When the monster tries to jump bodies he either can't because their is no trauma or he jumps into a person who is nearly unaffected and is essentially powerless.

    3. The person the monster jumps into makes a rational decision early on to go into the woods where noone is and off themselves. The person would need to know what's happening and make the decision rationally to help others, not because they are freaked out.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd go to the Pope's exorcist. God is stronger than a demon.

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