How bad could it possibly be?

How bad could it possibly be?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >female survivor/vault dweller
    >weird bright red rubber face ghouls
    >50s cars instead of 50s futurism cars
    >Amazon Prime original

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty bad, bruv.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wokeazon
    Pretty fricking bad I assume

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sets and costumes are probably going to be great with that Amazon money. The script is probably going to be complete shit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Amazon money
      The fact that they couldn' t even bother to pay some third worlder artist a few rupees for a proper promo art is an indication that they are scrooging it down

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leaked teaser

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >those power armors

      LMAO, I've seen better cosplays.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are they just making the power armor guys discount space marines now?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus fricking christ it looks so abysmally shit. It looks worse than those fan films from 2015 that were filled with redditors and homosexuals

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think the BoS would've had veritbirds at the time. Isn't that an Enclave invention?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        BoS only ever stole a handful of of vertibirds from the enclaves from the Enclave, they don't build, they are vultures. At least as far as the west coast BoS is concerned.
        East Coast BoS actually built a handful of things occasional in games, but mostly just stole Enclave tech, rebranded it, then suppressed it's origins.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      lel if they made the second clip the first one this could have been Cinemaphile's boyega/sw7 teaser moment

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm disappointed they're not taking advantage of the fact that ghouls can look individually unique again instead of being retextured humans.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They only care about Bethesda's garbage verison of fallout. There's a difference. They are two completely different worlds. The way this would be good is if Black person homosexual son guy calls someone a Black person

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick. The only Fallout series you need is Season 1 of Nuka Break.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >reddit shit
        No

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      lel if they made the second clip the first one this could have been Cinemaphile's boyega/sw7 teaser moment

      Thought exactly this lol. First time I watched that teaser and immediately thought about the jumpscare

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i full expect it to be a dumpster fire

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It'll be bland, and more or less look like Fallout, but miss most of the interesting storytelling in Fallout games, in favour of stock post-apocalypse stuff.
    No way they're doing The Master. It's probably going to be rooted in Bethesda's stuff.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No way they're doing The Master.
      Good

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, they wouldn't dare do it. He's a "globalist" villain who wants to make everyone the same race. They're not touching that shit with a ten foot pole.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's literally a nazi though
          the vault dwellers (germanics) are pure enough to be uplifted into the ubermensch, but everyone else has to die.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Actually they don't seem to mind that most super mutants come out really stupid and include them as part of the super mutant master race though of course they're on the lowest tier.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            so he's a German form the 1930's?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >boundary reached

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So will the bad guy be evil nazi enclave, evil confederate Paradise Falls expy, or evil fascist Legion?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Legion
      >Bethesda using anything from New Vegas

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why not? NCR and Legion would both make sense to me for their big evil white villains, but then again I've only played NV so I dunno

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Why not?
          Are you being for real right now?

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're using a goddamn AI picture for marketing, of course it's bad. Look at the legs under his hand on the left, or at the cars that make no sense.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The frick is this shit?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry artist too expensive and would ask for royalties

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      AI

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cuckifornia
    Pozzed as hell

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s going to set new records of bad anon just wait and see

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this fan made or did Amazon really just use a shit tier AI proompt for their ad?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is this fan made or did Amazon really just use a shit tier AI proompt for their ad?
      Amazon really did just use a shit tier AI proompt for their ad.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Grim

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AI slop

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bethesda's aesthetics which are pure 50s retrofuturism instead of the bleak art deco mixed with Mad Max of the original games.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    “It is just a gonzo, crazy, funny, adventure, and mindfrick like none you’ve ever seen before,” Joy said. “It’s pretty cool.” Joy offered similar comments when speaking to BroBible about the Fallout show. The word “gonzo” came up once more as well as “irreverent and mad and humorous” to give some ideas about the types of tones that the creators are looking to strike with the Fallout show. “We’re producing it for these two brilliant writers and the world that they are making is so gonzo and so fricking crazy,” Joy said. “It’s just ridiculously baller and I can’t wait. It’s totally irreverent and mad and humorous and just insane. It’s just insane.”

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      So Twisted Metal but apocalyptic

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      So Twisted Metal but apocalyptic

      I'm thinking more Borderlands based on how painfully millennial that person's quote is.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it's really like this it's going to be pretty bad. In all the games the stories were at least done totally straight with dark humor sprinkled around, not “irreverent and mad and humorous”.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like they think they're making Borderlands.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It’s just ridiculously baller
      this phrase alone should tell everyone just how shit this show is going to be

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      jesus christ
      i sort of knew it wouldn't be good but this is just
      ...jesus christ

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh boy

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They'll do Enclave for max member berries but write them as Legion and the Master will be the computer.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They'll just go full bethesda and go ghouls in fridge.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh God, supermutants will be sad oppressed victims of evil humans.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gentle giants

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          FAWKES GO TURN THE DAMN THING ON.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah I don't think I will. Even though I am immune to radiation and could do it with ease, it's actually YOUR destiny to go in there and die :^^^^^^)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She lets you listen to a holotape of her voice being very female.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is this true? I've played over 1,000 in new Vegas, dragged my ballsack over every inch of black mountain, and i've never come across a voice recording of Tabitha's pre FEV. There's lots of her crazy recordings on the radio, but i've never seen anything vaguely pre-dipping of hers. The master died 19 years before FNV, which means she would have been turned into a nightkin over 20 years ago, hundreds of miles away, would be pretty weird for there to be recordings of her voice there.
          wiki mentions no female voice recordings or actresses...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has been canon since fallout 1 that the FEV virus destroys your reproductive organs (HUGE plot point in 1).

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Set on the West Coast
    Good
    >Todd Howard producer
    Bad

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most people are racist deep down and modern society is the only thing keeping people from splitting along racial lines. There would be no blacks in a fallout scenario after a few years.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man it could be REAL bad. Think about it, we've seen a trailer leak and already got some DING DING DING

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If ding ding ding was the only thing you noticed being shit in that leak you need new binoculars

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just one thing I chose to point out homeslice.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If ding ding ding was the only thing you noticed being shit in that leak you need new binoculars

      Ding ding?

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Halo is a good indication

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Los angeles is a location in fallout 1
    I hope they dont retroactevivelveyltltyyyy ruin fallout 1.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It takes place at least after fallout 2. Saw a leaked set photo with the NCR flag

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure it'll be amazing and Cinemaphile is wrong per usual

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice try Jeff Cinemaphile has never been wrong

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