Had a friend who had sex with the hot teacher when we were 13 because he thought it was awesome and he couldn't hook up with anyone for almost three years because she treated him like a dildo and the power dynamic fricked him around
You are dorkasaurous rex if you think that you need to be tall that get chicks. People can find different things appealing. And that would hardly make her a pedo.
>And that would hardly make her a pedo.
Theres a huge difference between being a short man that scores chicks and being a small kid that "scores" women.
Age of consent is a whole other topic, but attraction to a post-pubescent individual (generalized at age 13 due to typical biology) is not pedophilia by any measure.
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i'm not attracted to women until their 25th birthday, when their brains are finally fully formed, anything younger is a child
>um akshually it's called hebe not pedo
shut up homosexual you know what he meant
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
No, it's just not pedo. There's pedophilia and there's normal sexuality. There is no such thing as "hebe."
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
There's rape, and statutory rape. Guess which one you're guilty of as an adult fricking anyone under the age of consent? Frick your semantics. Answer the question before you kys.
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Anonymous
See:
Age of consent is a whole other topic, but attraction to a post-pubescent individual (generalized at age 13 due to typical biology) is not pedophilia by any measure.
Age of consent has nothing to do with the definition of pedophilia. It's a separate issue defining a separate legal boundary that is rooted in cultural expectations rather than biology.
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You know drinking alcohol and women voting used to be illegal.
>you think that you need to be tall that get chicks
Except you has to be because all chicks find tall attractive and being short is playing the game on impossible mode. It's hard as it is for a man ready unless you 9-10/10 and/or rich
Im surprised this episode never gained much infamy. I guess by that point in the mid 2000s everyone was just burnt out from South Parks’s antics that a toddler having sex with a grown woman was just seen as par for the course.
Just that fact that kids bleeped swearing in 1997 sent people absolutely ape shit and only 10 years later and something as crazy as this comes out shows how radically cultural shifted in such a short span of time.
KICK THE BABY!
...trust me it used to be hilarious
DON'T KICK THE GODDAMN BABY
I'm a fan of Ike. What episodes are the one where he becomes a pop star? And where he bangs a teacher (never seen that one).
Season and episode #s please.
Bueller?
Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
it's like 50/50 cartman/ike eps
there are some more recent "teenager" Ike eps where his meds get mixed up and he actually talks about raping muppets and "taming strange"
Nice
Had a friend who had sex with the hot teacher when we were 13 because he thought it was awesome and he couldn't hook up with anyone for almost three years because she treated him like a dildo and the power dynamic fricked him around
that's horrifying, he didn't start having sex normally until he was 16?
How did he manage to do this at 13? How tall was he? Or was the teacher just some straight up pedo?
You are dorkasaurous rex if you think that you need to be tall that get chicks. People can find different things appealing. And that would hardly make her a pedo.
>And that would hardly make her a pedo.
Theres a huge difference between being a short man that scores chicks and being a small kid that "scores" women.
13 and over is legally and clinically not pedophilia. 13 is the age that represents reaching adolescence through puberty.
Is that so
Age of consent is a whole other topic, but attraction to a post-pubescent individual (generalized at age 13 due to typical biology) is not pedophilia by any measure.
i'm not attracted to women until their 25th birthday, when their brains are finally fully formed, anything younger is a child
>um akshually it's called hebe not pedo
shut up homosexual you know what he meant
No, it's just not pedo. There's pedophilia and there's normal sexuality. There is no such thing as "hebe."
There's rape, and statutory rape. Guess which one you're guilty of as an adult fricking anyone under the age of consent? Frick your semantics. Answer the question before you kys.
See:
Age of consent has nothing to do with the definition of pedophilia. It's a separate issue defining a separate legal boundary that is rooted in cultural expectations rather than biology.
You know drinking alcohol and women voting used to be illegal.
Just stay away from kids bro
Kill all europeans and non-americans
Remove the quotes Use imagination to create the moment and opportunities.
>Demi Moore
Well she always liked her men younger
that was way too long.
and that's a good thing.
>you think that you need to be tall that get chicks
Except you has to be because all chicks find tall attractive and being short is playing the game on impossible mode. It's hard as it is for a man ready unless you 9-10/10 and/or rich
>Had a friend who had sex with the hot teacher when we were 13
Just like in that book Tampa
I'd bet $10,000 he is less fricked up then I am as a 34 year old virgin
>almost three years
Make your bait less obvious next time
Oh my god man 3 years of no hookup haha imagine that
all israelites are pedophiles
https://nypost.com/2024/05/03/us-news/wisconsin-elementary-school-teacher-madison-bergmann-arrested-for-making-out-with-student/amp/
The new pitcher for the Cubs is named Shota Imanaga and I giggle to myself every time someone says, "I love Shota."
All this kids having sex with hot teachers, while when I was a kid all my teachers were disgustingly old and/or morbidly obese.
Life is not fair.
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
if a manlet with a tiny dick is capable of satisfying a woman
Im surprised this episode never gained much infamy. I guess by that point in the mid 2000s everyone was just burnt out from South Parks’s antics that a toddler having sex with a grown woman was just seen as par for the course.
Just that fact that kids bleeped swearing in 1997 sent people absolutely ape shit and only 10 years later and something as crazy as this comes out shows how radically cultural shifted in such a short span of time.