How big a deal would Bibleman be in the Marvel universe?

How big a deal would Bibleman be in the Marvel universe?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    His enemies.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait wouldn’t bibleman be bettered named as Christman?

      Wouldn’t it be better if the villains here and there were demons and some of them were just the same? Crusher could be Wrath and shit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Crusher could be Wrath and shit.
        Seven Deadly Sins is a Catholic thing
        Bibleman is Protestant

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's an anime thing you dumb homie

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love how you’ve got all these dudes who do stereotypical PSA bad guy shit, and then you have Ronin who just straight-up shanks people lmao

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mayor of Maybe trying to instill doubt in some guy by schmoozing him up
        >Ronin comes up and kills the guy in front of the Mayor
        >leaves
        >Mayor just stands there in shock, face covered in blood

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          But did the Ronin really kill that guy? Maybe it was someone else.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Crusher
      >will take whichever goons or lackeys no other villains want
      >only villain that actively hires and doesn't kill you limits himself to two
      Crusher is solely responsible all of the local henchmen keeping food on their tables.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cypher
    >Fave Slush-EZ Flavor: cantaloupe-bubblegum
    Oh, they 100% picked "watermelon", panicked when they remembered das rayciss, and pivoted to a different melon.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      but doesn't watermelon come from africa or some shit?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't fricking matter. Take Brock from Pokemon. A japanese cartoonist and design team at a japanese company making a japanese cartoon using a design that's similar to hundereds of other japanese cartoons was considered to be racist so that he was removed from the cast for a while, until the fan support brought him back.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not what happened at all.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Technically, but watermelons weren't native to West Africa, and the sweet dessert watermelon as you know it actually comes from Rome (now Italy). Combined with Italians being responsible for the buffalo wing, there's a reason they weren't considered white until recently.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's with the slush-ez

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      flavor text to add soul

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bibleman will eventually die by the sword, Matthew 26:52.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then he dies doing what he had to.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there porn of the bibleman characters?

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, does he get his powers directly from God? If so he’d be backed up canonically by TOAA and solos the verse

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bibleman would be high tier but he mostly just spends his time doing street work and being a glorified caretaker. He really helps his local community. Spiderman would hit it off with the guy.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How well would Bibleman interact with Dare Devil?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      In essentials, unity; in non-essentials, liberty; in all things, charity.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        uh...can someone translate for me? Does this mean they have a hero v hero mistaken ID fight?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like he'd be a hard counter to most supernaturally-empowered supervillains.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was a pretty thorough discussion about Bibleman and American Protestant animation on /tg/ last year. Consider it foreshadowing for what this thread will look like.

    https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/85396911

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fave slush-ez flavor: bubblegum java mint
    most satanic flavor combo i've seen in my entire life

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate how overused "soulless" is now a days, but why is most Christian media that isn't Veggie Tales so soulless? Is it really that hard to make something that doesn't seem like Ned Flanders made it?

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