how can a zelda movie ever work? will they give link a voice?

how can a zelda movie ever work? will they give link a voice?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They will because it's a cash grab and the writers will be too checked-out to do something creative with a mute.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Link is canonically not mute. He talks in the games all the time, you just don't hear him. People are so fricking moronic I swear there's no hope for anyone.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well exccuuuuuuuuuuuuussse meeeee princess!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        silent film adaptation confirmed

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Holland will play Link

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      dude, he's younger than me and I mog him and age much more graciously.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    its their job is to be creative and figure it out. why should i be worried about it?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >its their job is to be creative and figure it out
      no, it's no
      stop being entitled

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You expect a legend of Zelda(tm) movie to be a bastion of creativity?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      a zelda movie has been in the minds of many for decades now and I believe the problem is solved. make link an unironic mute. the dude literally can’t talk.

      You anons are forgetting that Illumination is handling this, not a studio that is competent. All of Illumination's animators should be kept and the writers fired and replaced with talented non-politically motivated writers since that is the clear bottleneck. This will never happen though.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought Nintendo was doing the writing?

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what is the problem?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hunter Shafer has a scheduling conflict

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        here's your zelda, bro

        Sad af he would make a great OoT era link

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Z"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      A man is the hero

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Link doesn't talk and the characters that do are fricking morons, along with the lore of the franchise. A major studio would never hire technically creative people to make the film and its choreography look great, and since it's an IP that relies entirely on the brand you can't go venture too far away from the visual or writing of the previously established.
      So it's a rock and a hard place. The real question is what kind of moron do you have to be to even watch a movie like this?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Link talks in every Zelda game dip shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The hero is white and not bent.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >blonde haired white man saves the kidnapped white princess from the dark skinned desert living monster

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'm sure they'll make ganon a sympathetic villain who has plenty of perfectly good reasons to do what appear to be evil acts on the surface

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        20 years too late.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They want to make Zelda a girl

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kiddy Zelda movie like Mario would destroy the franchise. They are on completely thin ice after the TotK

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They are on completely thin ice after one of the most successful and critically acclaimed games of all time

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It didn’t get higher score than BotW. They are stagnating again.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          BotW was trash and people that thought it was good are deluded or brainwashed.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe I'm wrong, because this just a shot in the dark, but I feel you're probably a fan of Twilight Princess, and feel the series should be super dark/serious.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, the weapons system is trash and TOTK have way too many heavy weapon types and not even one handed sword types.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm a boomer so I've played the series from the beginning with the first one I really got into with a system I actually owned was LttP. what does dark mean? it just has to be good. does it need to be bubble gum looking like Mario, no. but if you follow a progression of an actual story like almost any game of the series, it will be 'dark' naturally.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's gotta be like Lord of the Rings, the 2001 version, not the Amazon rings.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Z
    wow, fricked up

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope he's not white

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 link is some stuttering nerd and zelda rescues herself

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    could be cute if they made him mute.
    Plus, representushun

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well EXCUUUUUUUUSE ME, princess!

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://zeldawiki.wiki/wiki/List_of_Voice_Actors#Link

    even in terms of dialogue rather than just 'hyaa!' there have been two Western cartoons and a Japanese radio drama. plus those CD-i games with the MS Paint animations.

    Gordon Freeman makes a phone call in the Half-Life manual, Mario has full dialogue in the anime (plus Western cartoon and live action skits).

    just hire an actor and write dialogue and have the actor deliver the dialogue, like a film.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    here's your zelda, bro

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am game if this is a biological woman. You can't even be sure anymore nowadays.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >zelda
      Get a baggy shirt and some tight, white leggings to show off his bulge and you got yourself a Link.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what if zelda was a boy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would cast him as both Link and Zelda

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It could be a not-movie like Mario Bros where instead of story or characters they have things you recognize from Zelda.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s exactly what it’s going to be, especially since they’re likely to assign script writing duties to an AI

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Your Link voice actor has arrived

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will be even shittier than the Mario movie was. Making a good Zelda movie is a tall order and Illumination couldn't even get a Mario movie right.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a dumb concern because Mario is a silent protagonist as well but speaks in the movie.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes and that movie sucked

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It will be even shittier than the Mario movie was. Making a good Zelda movie is a tall order and Illumination couldn't even get a Mario movie right.

        Wrong, there's no need to be a contrarian on some things.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was not good. The plot was a pointless mess, Peach was made more heroically competent than Mario making Mario pointless, the lack of story and sense was replaced with "'member kart racing?" Or a plethora of other references with pop songs from 40 years ago. The only good part of the movie was that it was well animated.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          it was fun but not something I would say was a good movie. I'll never watch it again. kids movies in the 80s and 90s at least had some stakes and emotion. everything now is too safe.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Link HAS to be silent

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're not making the movie for autistic Nintendo fanboys like you

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >autistic
          Says the person who must adamantly defend Hollywood writers

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He says things like "it's a-me, Mario," and "let's-a go."

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        And Link makes random grunting and yelling sounds so he isn't technically silent either

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only words count.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Link should be a silent protagonist like the games.

  18. 9 months ago
    sage

    a zelda movie has been in the minds of many for decades now and I believe the problem is solved. make link an unironic mute. the dude literally can’t talk.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’d say make it an full-on silent movie, with a lavish orchestral score, but no one today would want to do something that potentially interesting

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That would be kino.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nintendo themselves might. They got their own studio, right? Frick Hollywood.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >So we decided to make Ganon an incel.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Zelda movie will be heavy on romance. And for that reason millions of rabid girls from around the globe will dump their money on it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      SS Zelda was the cutest one. I wish I was Link so I could put babies in her.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Need a Studio Ghibli LoZ movie trilogy. First film should end with Link obtaining the master sword. Second film should end with Link failing to defeat Ganon. Third film should his triumphant return, where he kills Ganon, marries Zelda, and thus becomes king.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >where he kills Ganon, marries Zelda, and thus becomes king.
      does that ever actually happen? Never played all the games, but Link's life seems stuck in a timeloop where he's screwed out of any fulfilling life but fighting.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Link is King of Hyrule in Zelda 2 having married the Zelda from the first game. It probably happens often.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, it doesn't happen, but it should. The games are basically not connected at all. Nerds will tell you they are, but aside from those which are direct sequels there's not really any continuity. It's just the same story over and over again done a bit differently. Nintendo cares more about making the games fun than they do about making the story compelling. I don't really mean that as an insult, btw, the games are great and worth playing. But for a movie to work Link actually needs to develop as a character and actually be rewarded for saving the world.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Skyward sword Zelda and Link began the royal line.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just wonder what ganon's up to

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cast her

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beyoncé

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    As long as they use Hyrule Warriors design of Link because he's cute as frick.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should just an alternate timeline take on it where Zelda is a girl.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s called Zelda but Link is the main protagonist

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      can you read?

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just make it about goofy-ass Toon Link and Tetra. Leave Adult Link for the 'Into the Multi-timeline' sequel.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wind Waker Zelda movie might work, especially the whole pirates concept. Summer release, I can see it filling the void Pirates of the Caribbean left.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah probably

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should have it be some fat video game nerd that takes the role of link and then his imagined Zelda is a lanky troony

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I managed to do the the Mike Matei thing(well I learned it from Mike) and beat the first Zelda and beat the game without using the sword-except on Ganon. It's insanely tedious doing it

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Midna.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only Idris Elba has the wiener large enough.

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