How can one movie be so perfect?

How can one movie be so perfect?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    weavles

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So was the kid actually cursed?
    they got wind as soon as they killed him lol

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, in fact, just right now there's a Jonah in this thread. He be marked by repeating digits...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        well I wouldn't know

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope it's not me

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        couldn't be me

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Couldn't be me!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not me

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Grim.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        *salute

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Forethought and care.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I exceeded my posting orders long ago.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    SAFE AND SOUND AT HOME AGAIN, LET THE WATERS ROAR, JACK!

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No women.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This movie should have at least two sequels and have inspired a genre. Shame.

      That sequence in the Galapagos always gets me.

      There were a couple, but they weren't important and had no lines. Just like it should be.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the hubby was out so i invited my girlfriends over for movie night to watch this and OMG... it was so boring!!! i was so embarrassed lol

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Attention to detail and sea men.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Memes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you fricking Black person

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jonah!!!!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No speaking female roles

      What's wrong with making ships out of matchsticks? I actually hate women so much it's unreal.

      GTFO JONAH

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can it be perfect when women don't understand it?

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know the answer: Literally ZERO(0) woman

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    will I like this if I like boats but have zero idea how the navy works? my favorite boatkino is the first potc

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hard to say. The movie is notable for having pretty much all period appropriate dialogue and depictions of shipboard life. Much of the movie plays out like a slice of life on a British warship.
      Although the events depicted didn't actually take place, it is very historically authentic.
      For me, I didn't know much of that time period, but the movie got me into learning more about the British Navy and the Napoleonic era.
      You might find the movie to be slow, or you'll be so immersed that it'll fly by.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw it when it first came out in the theatres as a teenager and I liked it.

      Then I never saw it again for like 20 years and rewatched it during the pandemic. Still liked it, but I grew the love the movie upon rewatch. There are a bunch of little moments and dialogue you might not pick up on the first watch, and though not necessary for the story, it does add to the whole atmosphere.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        2 weeks?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          2 weeks what?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            > little moments and dialogue you might not pick up on the first watch

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah sure. I'm not sure how this relates to my post though

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a great movie about the everyday horrors sailors were exposed to and a cool adventure story besides

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ends before the climactic fight with cool explosions
    That was just cruel. Way to turn a 10/10 into a 7/10.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah why on Earth would you use your imagination

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If i wanted to use my imagination I'd just read the book the film's based on

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pre-woke movies all seem good these days

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a 10/10 kino but I have a complaint and, yes you guessed it right, it's the fricking weevil scene.

    I'm an ESL and I always thought that "weevils" referred to the bread they were eating. It didn't help that, in the closeup of the plates, the bread is way bigger than the tiny insects that can barely be seen. Pic VERY related.

    A few years back, I went to the the UK and wanted to get some bread. I went to the bakery and saw some "weevils", which I had never tried in my life. I said to the baker behind the counter: "I will get a weevil please. And I am sorry I don't follow British custom, but I don't want the lesser but the bigger of them all *wink wink*. I saw the look of hate in the baker's eye and then he told me that there were no weevils in his store, to stop taking the piss, and that I should get out of his store before he beat the shit out of me.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ha that's a funny catch. By having two pieces of bread they made it possible to confuse the weevils with bread. They shouldve put one pieces of bread on the plate, or multiple smaller pieces of bread.

      Oh it's probably ships biscuit, aka hardtack.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No speaking female roles

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    we should have gotten a trilogy. this was prime trilogy material but all we got was 1.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soi: the movie.
    The perfect masterpiece for anyone who has never done any serious boating.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only unrealistic thing was that they weren't raping the boy constantly like what really happens in those ships.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna see the boat movie.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a whole lot of Swash but very little Buckling
      What did she mean by this?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They never undid their belt buckles for some butt sex.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with making ships out of matchsticks? I actually hate women so much it's unreal.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is not a homosexual love story, or at least its not intended to be
      lmao that got a kek out of me. Women can be funny sometimes.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that was a pretty good burn.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They really should make an Aubrey--Maturin television series based on the books. You could do a book per season (or more even) and have a lot of really good content since there are like 20 novels of material. As long as it has production value like Master and Commander, the Hornblower tv movies, or maybe even Black Sails it would have a ton of potential.

    Not sure who I would cast as Jack or Stephen though.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oceans are now battlefields lads

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not a single woman or minority cast

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was a woman in the scene where they picked up supplies off of Brazil and there was at least two black shipmates.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not a single Black person in sight

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about this guy? We see him assisting Killick with cooking the captain's meals.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was the point of the Brazilian girl?
    I was thinking about it, and I think the reason he didn't bring her along was to keep her safe. If they lost a battle she would've been raped etc.
    OR
    It was so that he could stay focused, and continue being a present leader for his men
    What do you all think?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously the second, why the hell would he take a girl away from her family and put her on a ship full of men who spend the vast majority of their time away from women? Either you didn't think this through or you have a unique view of the morality of the average sailor.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hmm point I didn't consider the other sailors. Probably would've been a mutiny.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Aside from physical differences one of the biggest reasons behind separating women from combat units is that they frick up the entire dynamic of a group of men. A woman in an isolated location such as a ship, with a group of aggressive men, would be at best fought over and at worst use your imagination.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soundtrack was da shit. check out The Bounty if you like M&C. Mel Gibson rallies the ship's crew to overthrow their captain because he won't let them frick the native island chicks. After they take over the ship they go island hopping cruising for chicks until they find the island again and turn it into Frick Island. The island was so remote and the crew was so horny the people who live there til this day are all descended from Mel Gibson.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never a tune you could dance to

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a white European film like this will never be made again without 'diversity'

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's one of the best movies ever made. I've watched it with a few girls and they've all enjoyed it, but then I don't date "live laugh love" morons. My first girlfriend was fully into all kinds of fighting sail stuff already and was a huge fan.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ships of wood and men of iron.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Tugger!

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