How can Peter Parker realistically get rich by solely relying on his powers without making people suspect that he's a superhuman?
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How can Peter Parker realistically get rich by solely relying on his powers without making people suspect that he's a superhuman?
Merchandising through a 3rd party.
Baseball. Have you seen the fat fricks that play on teams? Literally just don't hit the ball to hard and he'd be a believable player.
It'd be hard for him to avoid roiding accusations.
Is his radioactive blood still a thing? How come doctors never had an issue with it during all the times he ended up in hospital?
He once had to give blood to Aunt May and his blood didn't trigger anything, so it's not radioactive enough to be noticable.
Although that transfusion did nearly kill Aunt May, if I remember correctly, and he had to create a cure for her with Conner.
Canonically, all his radioactivity is filtered into his semen; so as long as he's not shooting load after load into Mary Jane, she'll never get cancer.
Oh no!
the semen thing isn't 616 canon though
Just take a piss test, it's not like it's going to come up positive for radioactive spider blood
He doesn't need to be. Quit inventing solutions to non problems.
Be an acrobat, or any sort of psychical activity/sport
Powers only? Treasure Hunting. Yeah his supersenses won't let him magically find gold but if he knows where a shipwreck is then he can probably dive and start dragging shit to the surface without needing to worry about pressure or getting stuck or any of the other dangers of the deep.
Knowing his luck he'd probably end up somehow being in a will they won't they drama situation with Namora.
>start dragging shit to the surface without needing to worry about pressure or getting stuck
i don't recall spiderman being able to breathe underwater. pressure MAYBE i can buy
There are spiders that live underwater. Even have their own cocoon-like nests and hunt fish. So it's no super-science if Peter makes an aquatic suit for himself and web charges that work like those balloons used to haul stuff from the seafloor.
apparently it's only one species of spider that does so.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diving_bell_spider
still, pretty cool
Only one?
Thought there were a couple more.
that lives underwater, apparently so.
go read the article, it's pretty cool
He should be a successful wrestler. He knows how to pull his punches, he can do impressive and entertaining acrobactics and he could use Spider-Sense to keep all other performers safe while they go for really risky stunts, avoid any accidents. It would be extra safe to anyone involved.
This checks out and would be a pretty good alternate story if Uncle Ben never died and he just continued his wrestling career.
Another option would be for him to moonlight as a cat burglar with Felicia. He knows where Kingpin and the other rich amoral villains hide their stuff and his abilities would be useful for breaking and entering without setting off alarms. His main problem here would be that his conscience would make him want to play Robin Hood and give every penny he earns from stealing from criminals to the people they preyed upon.
Most jobs that would use his abilities unseen would require long hours and Pete can't keep a decent schedule thanks to his superhero antics so even if they paid bank he'd have to quit or get fired for constantly being late and missing work.
this picture just made me realize how much i fricking hate bold letters statements in comics, holy shit its so obnoxious and boomer tier its like reading facebook boomer comments
He can always invest in some training like military or athletics for his cover story why he turned out so great physically. Then there's the odd jobs like climbing some really precarious locations just to do some occasional simple maintenace which I hear pays really good.
Professional athlete
>athlete
Medical testing is too strict, they'd find the blood or other shit and out him.
Pete could very easily join the bomb squad or clear landmines and charge a hefty fee. He can pretend to have invented a device and use his spider-sense to guide him to where mines are and diffuse them.
Or he could just use his super science knowledge to invent something. Peter Parker did intern for Reed Richards after all, he could just build something. or try crushing coal into diamonds. He can't just become an olympic climber. He could be a high profile stuntman and never get hurt. Or be a security tester and break into places to show how their security is shit.
Lots of options, just credit me in your story Slott, my names Arhm.
What are they gonna test him for? Spider dna? They're just gonna look at his hormone profile, which is probably normal. I don't think you guy realize how easy it is to cheat on doping tests. They're literally IQ tests.
You don't think Marvel universe has some basic tests they give athletes so guys that can bench press an engine block don't sneak into sports?
TikTok or Youtube.
Be a climbing 'influencer'. Free Solo shit.
Or just be a boxer, wrestler, sprinter.
How does Reed make money?
He should just ask Reed to give him counseling about how the web fluid being used in crime isn't his fault.
He takes bribes from rich corporations to not invent them into irrelevancy, improving the lives of billions in a matter of weeks.
The strangest thing is that there's actual, legitimate reasons to not release that PDA, but he still takes the bribe.
Plus, Reed's doesn't need to keep a secret identity. If he needs money, he can just release some new gizmo under his own name and reap in the sales. It's how the FF is technically a non-profit organization.
Making tech? I mean the law enforcement would pay a pretty penny for a effective non lethal way of taking down criminal.
>finally manages to date Carol freaking Danvers
>does his best to come out as a helpless loser
no wonder she turned him down without giving him a second chance
>saying that like Carol is worth anything
Actor, wrestler, joining world class circus
If George Santos is making six figures from Cameo, Pete could easily make bank with an OnlyFans account for Spidey, keeping the mask on, of course.
doesnt matter J jonah jameson would write articles about what a fraud he is
Spiderman could just set a target and get millions for dick pics. Frick that it. Just be an e-thot
How does he prove that it's Spider-Man's dick?
Dick pic mid-web swing
just wear the outfit and do spidey stuff
circus performer