How can we make Lisa Simpson appealing again?

How can we make Lisa Simpson appealing again?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hardcore porn spinoff staring future lisa

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that doesnt look like future lisa

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rape her, kill her, rape her dead body

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have her read Mein Kampf

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kill all the lefty writing staff.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      T-That's the whole staff, Anon!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't always like that. Writers like John Swartzwelder were considered conservative amongst the staff.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have her eat baskin roberts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2000's internet was so good, zoomers don't know what they were missing

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make her less of a b***h

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If she doesn't find a way to lower her IQ to Homer's level, Lisa will never find love or satisfaction in her miserable overly-intellectual life
    See: Homer the Genius, or whatever that ep was called

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Season 1 was so wholesome and heartfelt it reflected the zeitgeist of the 80s and early 90s perfectly. Season 500 or whatever it's up to now perfectly reflects 2024 too, a spiritually dead society sleepwalking into the abyss. It pretty accurately charts the downfall of society.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Poor lil whitey. I teared up a bit reading, replace u soon bro.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We need wives not tv you piece of shit, the aliens make the tv and they make us watch it. This is a prison planet where they castrate us and make us watch tv. All tv was made by the same person. It's horrific, even just 1 second of watching tv makes me feel like my head is going to explode in anger. But they don't let us just sit down and stare forward. They infect our minds to force us to think about sex and money. But money doesn't really work that we'll because if they took away all the money, we would just die and they couldn't torture us. So they feed us, but only so they can prolongue our suffering. They're definitely stealing something from me. That's why they've made it so hard to leave. A 100 billion year old God doesn't accidentally make the only way out in a noose. They've trapped me here to suffer. Theyre pure evil.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    killing her

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God repeatedly talks about how worthless the goyim are. It's really funny when everyone in the McDonald's lets you know how they're all totally disposable slaves. They actually say it out loud, that's how funny God is.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That is the most ChatGPT response I've seen. Get this shit out of here.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No I'm actually one of the real people, the normal looking posts are made by AI.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Types nonsensical garbage
            >I'm actually one of the real people
            KYS

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What's nonsense about it? All the pieces of shit in the Walmart told me they were slaves and prostitutes. There was like 300 pieces of shit in there. We're in a simulation.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We're talking about The Simpsons, fricktard. Stay on topic.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're Satan obviously

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    breasts.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    remember a few months ago when they got a bunch of sites and youtube gays to pretend the show was good again for like a week
    how embarrassing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure Satan makes all the feedback for his own products. He makes it look like some products are really popular. But, it's just him writing the comments and making the advertisements. So when I see a video with a million views, it's basically no different than one with 100 million views. I find videos on the front page of youtube that God made every time I check. He's always making them like 33:33 minutes long, or they have ironic titles like "pure evil", or they're uploaded by pieces of shit with ironic names like Mr beast. This world isn't even real, I'm so nervous though because food seems to be real.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's so nice to us sexually. He's making so many porn shows. He told me sometimes he does male only sex scenes and puts them on cable tv so people have to watch it and they expect to see a woman, but they only see a guys dick. And he said he does this to make them feel ashamed because they never have sex. You have to be impressed with that type of attention to detail. He's very commited to making us suffer.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make her a racist Chud instead of a libtard

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TRUUST FUUND BAAND!
    >BASKIN NEEDS ROBERTS

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she's 8, not 28
    she's allowed to be wrong sometimes
    she's the voice of reason, not the writer's self-insert
    she's still a simpson and should make dumb mistakes sometimes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >she's 8
      mother fricker she's 42.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        according to that 4th season episode,she was born in 1984,so she's 40.
        dumbass

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And according to new simpsons Homer was a 90s teen.
          Stop being a goofus.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boil her, mash her, stick her in a stew

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Corrective rape.
    Same goes for Louise in Bobs Burgers

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    midriff

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    by spreading her hole

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which one? Keep in mind her hymen.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She plays the saxophone, that hymens been gone a looooong time.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most people don't play the saxophone like your sister.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes they do, that's why it's called the saxophone you idiot.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She never was, even her good stories involve her being a nuisance. Only time she actually was enjoyable was Tracey Ullman, but then she was really just girl Bart

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why haven't the bigoted simpsons writers let lisa be the ftm he was always meant to be?????

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dont post your fetish here

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