There's this old white gay guy who shops at my work. He's not in bad shape, but it's still funny seeing him try. An air of constant frustration. It may be because he seems to work in an Amazon wagie cagie or something. He had on this ridiculous leather-ish thing with too many compartments like two weeks ago. Why do I mention this? Because a few months back he was sporting an "I am Kenough" sweater". I swear, this tedious homosexual was displeased with me when he inadvertently selected cash back one time, as if I had been the one to touch the screen. But really, I wish him well. It's not as if I am doing any better in life.
This movie is a perfect litmus test for whether a woman is to be trusted or not, if she can't tell that it is horrible anti-male propaganda then run the other way because she herself is a horrible anti-male bigot, the movie is just that transparent with its themes and concepts: >When the movie opens the Barbies unilaterally control every aspect of Barbieland while the Ken's are entirely destitute, they own absolutely nothing and have zero societal power, this is portrayed as something good, but when Ken returns from the "real" world and creates an objectively more equal society this is treated as something bad that has to be corrected.
If a woman doesn't see the issue with this depiction of reality then she's a female supremacist. >When the main Barbie and Ken go to the "real" world they're faced with an insane take on reality in which women somehow get harassed in public and are punished for defending themselves IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
If a woman thinks this is remotely possible in the USA as it is in middle eastern countries she has a fundamentally warped vision of reality. >When Barbie goes to the Mattel headquarters she encounters a board of directors entirely staffed by men, who are equal times all-powerful oppressive shitlords and yet entirely ineffectual morons.
If a woman buys into this it means she holds feminist doublethink ("Men are secretly scared of my power because they're weak and pathetic, but somehow they have managed to oppress my kind for thousands of years unopposed."). >When the fat c**t mom character starts b***hing about the horrible terrible insurmountable expectations placed on modern women and blames men for this.
Everything this woman lists, such as being expected to have money or not talk about her children too much, are things feminism has inflicted on women, not men.
I loved the Barbie film to the point I often watch/listen to the dance scenes, but it was pretty noticeable and ironic how Barbie went to the real world and saw how horrible it was to be oppressed then immediately came back and voted to oppress all the Kens again. Not even a single thought given to the possibility of an equal society, just straight to oppress the men
Not even close. Women were disrespected and treated like shit in the real world. Barbie was sexually assaulted the second she stepped in. Women were meat, you just see it as normal. No one put young Kens in thongs and makeup and pornified them for creepy 60 year old aggressive dominant women's pleasure. That was the first thing Barbie saw in the real world on the billboard. The joke was that it's humiliating how women are treated, but she was so innocent and didn't understand real oppression (because the Kens were NOT oppressed) that she thought it was the Supreme Court. If she knew what oppression even was, she would be like "oh yeah those women are like the prostitute Kens we rape back in Barbieland." You just don't see women as oppressed because you see it as normal.
Barbieland was perfect and no one was mean to anyone ever, Kens just weren't the center of attention or making important decisions, that's it. If the real world was like that, even though it wouldn't be equal, that'd be paradise compared to what we have now.
They voted to """oppress""" the Kens again because the Kens destroyed their houses and turned the women into brainless sexy bimbo slaves to be used for Ken's pleasure. Kens were not bimbo servants in Barbieland, they just weren't the center of everything and Barbie was most important for once, Kens were actually treated very nicely. Kens weren't forced what to do or humiliated to rub Barbie's feet. They Kens were left alone and treated as nice friends.
>Kens were actually treated very nicely
This is actually what women believe about how society treats men. Tells you how many of them need to be in snuff films.
>goes to Barbieland >wtf no sex trafficking ring of 8 year old Kens >wtf no Barbie cartels torturing Kens with knives >wtf no Kens with eating disorders like models on magazines >wtf no Kens practicing skincare from age 11 because Kens aren't allowed to age >wtf no huts to isolate Kens every month >wtf no Barbies yelling at Kens in parking lots and calling them toots >wtf no slurs to even call Ken when Barbie angry and beating him so bad he's hospitalized >wtf no nail polish for Ken to test if his drink is drugged by Barbie >wtf no Kens scared to go outside at night because of Barbies' crime >wtf no Barbies throwing acid on men's faces
The sequel will involve GI Joe (played by Ryan Reynolds) being used as right-wing propaganda to start World War III and there will be some commentary about society pushing emotional unavailability as a sign of strength in women
>equal times all-powerful oppressive shitlords and yet entirely ineffectual morons
This is why the Barbie movie is funny in a detached, meta kind of way. It's a perfect encapsulation of the fact that women at any level are completely incapable of understanding anything.
Also whenever women feels bad the movie takes it seriously, but when they do terrible shit like kidnapping and brainwashing, it's treated as a light hearted sequence. Literally wtf.
The only two "men" that I know that have seen this movie are both autistic virgins (one 32 one 56). The only woman that I know who saw it is my 83 year old israeli feminist neighbor, who likes Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
I bought a house in a beach town full of retirees. Having old rich neighbors who stay in their house the entire time and I rarely have to interact with them is pretty great. Much better than when I was in college and had to deal with roommates/living in the city
my mum watched it the other day and said it's a stupid movie she was just tolerating till the ending which is the only part she liked and that ryan gosling deserved the nomination more than barbie
horseshoe theory applies to the sexes
There's this old white gay guy who shops at my work. He's not in bad shape, but it's still funny seeing him try. An air of constant frustration. It may be because he seems to work in an Amazon wagie cagie or something. He had on this ridiculous leather-ish thing with too many compartments like two weeks ago. Why do I mention this? Because a few months back he was sporting an "I am Kenough" sweater". I swear, this tedious homosexual was displeased with me when he inadvertently selected cash back one time, as if I had been the one to touch the screen. But really, I wish him well. It's not as if I am doing any better in life.
God can you shut the frick up already
You can't unread it, your time is lost forever. I am the time succubus (male)
>You can't unread it
According to who, you? As if, you fricking stupid homosexual.
I got another several seconds of your time. You had to do the thing. Keep going.
it's called an incubus you moron
>succubus (male)
Too moronic to even troll. Go back to
>He had on this ridiculous leather-ish thing with too many compartments
Is this how AI interprets jackets?
This movie is a perfect litmus test for whether a woman is to be trusted or not, if she can't tell that it is horrible anti-male propaganda then run the other way because she herself is a horrible anti-male bigot, the movie is just that transparent with its themes and concepts:
>When the movie opens the Barbies unilaterally control every aspect of Barbieland while the Ken's are entirely destitute, they own absolutely nothing and have zero societal power, this is portrayed as something good, but when Ken returns from the "real" world and creates an objectively more equal society this is treated as something bad that has to be corrected.
If a woman doesn't see the issue with this depiction of reality then she's a female supremacist.
>When the main Barbie and Ken go to the "real" world they're faced with an insane take on reality in which women somehow get harassed in public and are punished for defending themselves IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
If a woman thinks this is remotely possible in the USA as it is in middle eastern countries she has a fundamentally warped vision of reality.
>When Barbie goes to the Mattel headquarters she encounters a board of directors entirely staffed by men, who are equal times all-powerful oppressive shitlords and yet entirely ineffectual morons.
If a woman buys into this it means she holds feminist doublethink ("Men are secretly scared of my power because they're weak and pathetic, but somehow they have managed to oppress my kind for thousands of years unopposed.").
>When the fat c**t mom character starts b***hing about the horrible terrible insurmountable expectations placed on modern women and blames men for this.
Everything this woman lists, such as being expected to have money or not talk about her children too much, are things feminism has inflicted on women, not men.
if a man thinks this much about the barbie film then run a hundred miles in the other direction girls
I loved the Barbie film to the point I often watch/listen to the dance scenes, but it was pretty noticeable and ironic how Barbie went to the real world and saw how horrible it was to be oppressed then immediately came back and voted to oppress all the Kens again. Not even a single thought given to the possibility of an equal society, just straight to oppress the men
Not even close. Women were disrespected and treated like shit in the real world. Barbie was sexually assaulted the second she stepped in. Women were meat, you just see it as normal. No one put young Kens in thongs and makeup and pornified them for creepy 60 year old aggressive dominant women's pleasure. That was the first thing Barbie saw in the real world on the billboard. The joke was that it's humiliating how women are treated, but she was so innocent and didn't understand real oppression (because the Kens were NOT oppressed) that she thought it was the Supreme Court. If she knew what oppression even was, she would be like "oh yeah those women are like the prostitute Kens we rape back in Barbieland." You just don't see women as oppressed because you see it as normal.
Barbieland was perfect and no one was mean to anyone ever, Kens just weren't the center of attention or making important decisions, that's it. If the real world was like that, even though it wouldn't be equal, that'd be paradise compared to what we have now.
They voted to """oppress""" the Kens again because the Kens destroyed their houses and turned the women into brainless sexy bimbo slaves to be used for Ken's pleasure. Kens were not bimbo servants in Barbieland, they just weren't the center of everything and Barbie was most important for once, Kens were actually treated very nicely. Kens weren't forced what to do or humiliated to rub Barbie's feet. They Kens were left alone and treated as nice friends.
>Kens were actually treated very nicely
This is actually what women believe about how society treats men. Tells you how many of them need to be in snuff films.
>hey guys the Barbie movie was nice
>oh yeah? women deserve to be brutally murdered and filmed
Case in point.
That's what women do to men via the prison industrial complex.
>goes to Barbieland
>wtf no sex trafficking ring of 8 year old Kens
>wtf no Barbie cartels torturing Kens with knives
>wtf no Kens with eating disorders like models on magazines
>wtf no Kens practicing skincare from age 11 because Kens aren't allowed to age
>wtf no huts to isolate Kens every month
>wtf no Barbies yelling at Kens in parking lots and calling them toots
>wtf no slurs to even call Ken when Barbie angry and beating him so bad he's hospitalized
>wtf no nail polish for Ken to test if his drink is drugged by Barbie
>wtf no Kens scared to go outside at night because of Barbies' crime
>wtf no Barbies throwing acid on men's faces
The sequel will involve GI Joe (played by Ryan Reynolds) being used as right-wing propaganda to start World War III and there will be some commentary about society pushing emotional unavailability as a sign of strength in women
>Run away from criticisms
Typical female behavior
I liked it, the wife liked it, we had crazy sex after. I thought it was a fair film.
My wife passed the test. Feels good anon
>be nice to men
>horrible anti-male propaganda
>equal times all-powerful oppressive shitlords and yet entirely ineffectual morons
This is why the Barbie movie is funny in a detached, meta kind of way. It's a perfect encapsulation of the fact that women at any level are completely incapable of understanding anything.
Also whenever women feels bad the movie takes it seriously, but when they do terrible shit like kidnapping and brainwashing, it's treated as a light hearted sequence. Literally wtf.
have you considered that they are both dolls being manipulated by unseen forces to make you think the way you do?
The only two "men" that I know that have seen this movie are both autistic virgins (one 32 one 56). The only woman that I know who saw it is my 83 year old israeli feminist neighbor, who likes Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
do with that information what you will
do you live in a farming commune in vermont?
I bought a house in a beach town full of retirees. Having old rich neighbors who stay in their house the entire time and I rarely have to interact with them is pretty great. Much better than when I was in college and had to deal with roommates/living in the city
>Feminist makes a Barbie movie shitting on men and masculinity
>The Women are actually the villains
It's purely unintentional
I genuinely don't understand the moral of the story. Everything goes back to normal where Kens are 2nd class citizens?
because subconsciously they know what they want, a himbo who takes control and goes after what he wants
my mum watched it the other day and said it's a stupid movie she was just tolerating till the ending which is the only part she liked and that ryan gosling deserved the nomination more than barbie
75 years of wisdom have spoken
History will remember her in OUATIH and Wolf of Wall Street