How come in every DC movie, the 3rd act is always fricking dogshit?
Even the overrated Dark Knight with the stupid sonar bullshit and Batman fighting dogs.
Holy fricking shit.
Name one good 3rd act.
How come in every DC movie, the 3rd act is always fricking dogshit?
The Batman’s 3rd act
Seethe more chud
Based
ironically the only good part
The Batman has zero good acts.
This. Boring movie from start to finish. Spent the first 2 acts desperate to connect with literally any part of it. Spent the 3rd begging for it to end.
I will always be pissed off that I was talked into seeing this movie especially after my friend hyped up the "detective mystery" aspect of the story that I waited for and never saw
Agreed. It feels like studio mandated watered down Batman rather than any unique take. Everything it does was done better by either Nolan or Burton. And the detective shit?
>Batman is an awful detective
>He has no personal investment in the mystery or solving it until halfway through the movie and then it's wrapped up in 15 minutes.
You never even see his parents before it's being revealed they're corrupt. You have no connection to this take or their version. If you're gonna do that, then make that the inciting incident and have Alfred in the hospital for like 30mins so that the mystery kicks off with Riddler writing to Batman and Bruce Wayne's whole mission being called into question. Instead it's a detour for
>Catwoman/Mob storyline which goes nowhere and leads to the Falcone twist which adds nothing to her character or storyline
>The GRAND big twist of the whole movie is... The mob has been paying off cops and lawyers
Essentially the START point of EVERY Batman movie ever made? The big twist is this thing you go into the movie assuming. Why is he even Batman or dressing up? He's really blown away when he sees the DA's office in the mob bar? Seriously?
At least Court of Owls would've been something fresh and new. As would Bruce's parents having been corrupt. But the movie feels designed to deliver the most banal and flat solution to any of its shit. It's so fricking soulless.
>Movie tries to pretend that Batman's arc is about learning to be a symbol of hope rather than simply a symbol of vengeance.
They paint him like he's the meathead Batman from Nolan/Snyder shit, but then why is he primarly a detective solving crimes already? Wouldn't it narratively make more sense for this to be his first forray into the detective side of his skills?
>Most of the movie keeps referring back to vague shit that happened in a mystery that we never saw from a year ago. Expecting us to be invested.
Frick I could go on for as long as this movie about how inept it is.
I’m not reading all that, you psychopath
Two coping chuds
The Batman is the best batflick ever made
YWNBAW
Man of Steel
Snyder Cut with the kino flash scene and Superman coming in to save the day
Aquaman
Batman v Superman
Zack Snyder's Justice League
Man of Steel
>Aquaman
Generic capeshit slop ending
>BvS
Generic capeshit slop ending
>Zack Snyder's Justice League
Generic capeshit slop ending
>Man of Steel
Generic capeshit slop ending
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>redditjak poster that loves capeshit calling someone else an NPC
Shut up, NPC.
Capeshit is the most notable npc slop that a person can consume, especially Zack Snyder flicks that are made for non-white pseuds that like to pretend that his films are deep.
Cope and seethe, midwit.
Thanks for proving my point Snyderjeet.
>Batman v Superman
>Zack Snyder's Justice League
dogshir
good morning shir
Batman Returns has a pretty good 3rd act. Although you'd probably just hate the rocket penguins, OP.
aquaman
Dark Knight
The Dark Knight Rises
Yeah I loved the film for some reason
When Nirvana starts playing to Bruce Wayne moodily riding his way through the city I was completely sold
I can understand if that ruins someone's enjoyment, frankly I thought I'd hate it but apparently not
Anyway I get it, it's probably the wrong sort of film but what I didn't like about the end act was that there wasn't enough death
At the very least that woman should have been shot and killed
There should have been many deaths in the crowd
I didn't want to see Batman come and save EVERYONE
All capeshit has terrible 3rd acts laccept Raimi’s Spider-Man 1-2.
Because big studios are sitting on mountains of scripts they've bought just to hoard and things like the boilerplate incitement narratives you see grafted into Joker and The Batman aren't original to the material they're script-doctoring. People doing nothing but trash comedies don't suddenly find their auteur groove to massive critical success without being the front for soft agitprop information campaigns like aforementioned.
They fricked up catwoman big time. DING DING DING DING DING DING
Joker
>Name one good 3rd act.
The Dark Knight Rises
Aquaman
Shazam
The Suicide Squad
>dude el rato lmao
what the frick man haha. I was not expecting a spanish I lesson. I mean considering Falcone is italian or whatever.