>How come she don’t want me man?
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I don't think Will was aware of this.
Yeah - what the hell? They've actually been 99% divorced since 2016?? This doesn't make any sense...
Jada was separated from Will, Will wasn't separated from Jada
>Zounds, sir! I shan't permit thine wanton wassails against mine own household. Thenceforth, if thou canst but refrain in swith from such ill-begotten verbage, I shouldst be most inclined to engage in such sanguinary as to reave this night asunder! Mayhap this magdalen thou lampoons couldst be of a loathly sort, howbeit, further insult would only hasten thine expiry! Verily, mine espousal be not a sheath for thine bodkin!
kino
>If I publically ape out defending my wife people will stop saying I'm gay!
Does it really matter? He already reproduced, any talk about him being gay is superfluous because ultimately he's already fulfilled his role as a man.
Have you SEEN his kids?
I said he fulfilled his role as man, not that he's a good man or a good father.
Don't be so hard on yourself Will. It's current year and gay black men are trending like crazy.
>Fulfilled his role as a man (reproducing)
Female brained nonsense, if anything, the role of a man is to fight and hunt. A single man can get an entire tribe's women pregnant, but he can't protect them all by himself
Were not living in tribes these days senpai. These days the role of the man is to fund the lifestyle of the female/kids, or if you're attractive enough to be "fwb" with all of them
Otherwise there is no pussy.
Forsooth! Welcometh to Earth! anon yond is what I calleth a closeth encount'r.
>thine wanton
thy*
>I shouldst
should*
>thine bodkin
thy*
That's the correct usage of thine, you fricking plebeian swine.
So they weren't even together when this shit happened
Why did he get so angry at Chris Rock then? Makes even less sense now
>Why did he get so angry at Chris Rock then?
Will was laughing just like everybody else. but then he saw the stink eye Jada was giving him, and he knew he was gonna catch hell about that after the show. that's what he was mad about. the slap he gave Rock was probably nothing by comparison to the beating he got from Jada in the limo.
that's what makes the whole thing pathetic
every man should attend a 3-month education camp after finishing high school that teaches them not to be whipped
1.5 minutes worth of Sean Connery University is all you need.
I don't agree with him at all, but I'm still not whipped like western men are.
You really don't need to discipline anyone with physical violence if you consider them equals, there are many other ways to get your point across with women, they just take more effort than blatantly asserting dominance when faced with their emotional outbursts.
>considering women as equals
>thinks he isnt whipped
lmao!
>wait until people see this your gonna get some mail
>yeah some female
HOLY SHIT
He's not pussy whipped, she's holding that gay bombshell over his head like the sword of Damocles
It's [Current Year] nobody is going to give a frick outside of a few jokes. Shit, if anything, he'd be the coolest gay dude and all the heat will go on Jada for outing him.
>Will hasn't been seen since
confirmed dead
He had to play-act like her husband because he wasn't her husband. The extreme insecurity derived from not being what he presented himself as made him act like an equally extreme version of the thing he was pretending to be.
Because it's not organic. It's not real. It's TV. They wanted something to spam on the news. Viral outrage to distract from something else.
He probably feels deep embarrassment/insecurity about his failed relationship so any comment towards her by proxy feels like an attack on him and how he should act as "the husband" and caused him to overcompensate.
Brilliant.
look at that b***hes hair behind him
jesus, I thought it was just a terrible hat
>other lampoons
Kinoeth
Will Smith's marriage makes me afraid of ever getting married.
You have to be pretty moronic to end up in a situation like this.
I know. That's why I'm so scared.
Got divorced this year. Its not worth it these days.
>Its not worth it
How would you know a successful marriage isn’t worth the risk? You failed.
there's only a tiny percent of good women anyone that posts on Cinemaphile can't get one of those women do it's not worth it
Who are these women and why wouldn't a Cinemaphileer have them?
people here have high egos and won't settle for their looksmatch
it's not the problem tbh, the problem is even if a 4chud can score a better chick, keeping her will be a problem since anime/vidya and being a chud gives them the "ick"
Tell me you've never been with a woman without telling me you've never been with a woman.
You know how old people always say "marriage is a lot of work"? What they usually means is that there's long droughts of being unhappy with each other and each side has to make compromises out of a duty to each other. Fast forward to today's world: remove any clear-cut gender roles, add social media, a society that excuses bad behavior of women and promotes a 'you deserve everything' attitude, and see what happens during the periods of complacency and unhappiness that is unavoidable in a normal marriage.
One ex kept saying she "deserved better" whenever I did something that she wasn't happy with. While I am no saint, and some of her points were perfectly valid, I find the language of "deserving better" profoundly arrogant, and can't imagine a man thinking in those terms. Women are very entitled and it has probably only gotten worse since the internet.
Nah, men just have zero standards for anything. You don't even think you can say you deserve something. You might as well never have been born.
She's with me now
Other people’s failure should not so easily dissuade you from what you want. Especially when they are blatantly incompetent.
You need to understand that these b***hes have more red flags than an F1 fan meeting.
It's not a situation that comes out of nowhere if you're looking at your spouse critically.
Smith probably had a lot of options available and yet...
Jada Pinkett Smith had like a giant red flag surgically attached to her forehead long before Will married her.
Smith's biggest mistake was not making a prenup.
>thinking prenups are ever formerly recognized
Lol poor sap
Prenuptial agreements work fine on assets from BEFORE the nuptials; before you got married. The ones and parts that get thrown out are the clauses on assets from after marriage. Once you're married, your assets are joint, and no contract is going to get around that. Prenups still work great at protecting assets you had going into a marriage.
>government involves itself in marriage
>immediately turns to shit
I'm shocked! I'm utterly flabbergasted
And that's the scam, usually men get richer while married because a wife is like massa with a whip, she will make you work the fields like a good Black person in ways you wouldn't as a single man. Men are content with just the basics, women aren't.
tell me about it brah,
I had a fiancé, I told her my plans to buy a house out of state. she was okay at first, but when shit got real, she fricking left me. lol
buy house, realtor tells me if I get married, the woman will automatically own half of my house of which I paid 3/4 in cash.
met a few recent divorcee women on tinder, same story. had a husband, divorced, moved back with her parents, house was either sold, or refinanced, and she is waiting on her $200k check when the divorce finalizes.
yeah, frick that. never getting married unless she has at least half a mill in the bank and straight up gifts me 300k to cover her end of the house. dont think thats ever going to happen to anyone.
Don't ask realtors for legal advice
its in the contract, if you own a house in my state, and get married, your spouse will own half if your property
That's actually the right person to ask advice about you idiot
Get a better realtor
t. Didn't know about 1031 trust until.he asked his realtor
if you consider all this divorce money + the fact that only men are a net positive for the state through taxation, do women even contribute anything to the economy? despite being half the work force, i feel like men are paying for them anyway, whether it being from your wallet or through taxes and services
>if you consider all this divorce money + the fact that only men are a net positive for the state through taxation, do women even contribute anything to the economy? despite being half the work force, i feel like men are paying for them anyway, whether it being from your wallet or through taxes and services
You are actually 100% correct. The same can be said for several ethnic groups as well
If my wife leaves me, she might get half my PS4 and the Hyundai 320. There are upsides to living week to week haha.
Anon the best advice Ive heard is to Have the wife but don't do the legal marriage. Have the big religious marriage ceremony, invite the families, and celebrate. But don't sign the government marriage certificate.
Make sure you in a state where the government doesn't recognize common law marriage. That way you don't become automatically legally married when you live together after a certain number of years.
It's what my cousin did. He told his GF that he loved her and will provide for her. But he hates the government being involved. They had the big religious ceremony, gave her a nice ring, had families come, and celebrated. They moved in together and he bought a big house and they have kids. They just never signed any legal marriage certificate.
You can still get fricked over with child support payments.
Seriously. If a (former) A-list actor can't make it work, what the frick chance does any regular person have?
>Seriously. If a (former) A-list actor can't make it work, what the frick chance does any regular person have
Bro don't date some crazy B list actress that's notorious for being an egotistical super c**t. You're fine.
She's obviously a superc**t, but super rich people, famous people, high-achieving people in general get divorced all the time. Fricking Jeff Bezos had to give up like what, $30 billion in his divorce? Just saying, the odds aren't good for any man, especially average ones.
Maybe he has a humiliation fetish. That's the only reason I can think of such a popular guy be utterly broken by this one woman.
Hollywood actors, known for their stable, long lasting marriages. I'm more surprised he isn't on wife number 10.
As opposed to everyone else's marriages, which are well known to work out
guy from my work just got married for a third time
still in his 30's
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The average person doesn't marry and divorce every couple of years. Whenever I look up the wiki for some random actor they're already on marriage number 5. Turns out actors being separated for long periods of time on location, feigning romance or sex with gorgeous people as part of their job, not the best for stability.
>Whenever I look up the wiki for some random actor they're already on marriage number 5
>James met actress Steffiana de la Cruz as part of ablind date, and they were married on June 19, 2004.[31]They have four children together and reside inCalifornia.[32] Raised in aCatholichome, James stated in 2012 that he remains a devout Catholic.[33]In 2019, he hosted a Catholicretreatfeaturing priestChad Rippergerand theologianScott Hahn.[34]
>devout Catholic
This means he rejects homosexuality which helps a lot with having a good relationship with a woman. For comparison, the "red pill" community wants to have sex with many women indiscriminately just like homosexuals, it implies they find nothing wrong with homosexuality and this is their downfall.
Check if she’s on meds and check her body count, you’ll be fine
If you marry a woman who was clearly in love with another man and who is being forced to marry you by her parents, and she sobs and cries down the aisle during your wedding, then you should worry. I don't know why Will agreed to marry that harlot. Why be with someone that clearly never wanted you?
Celebrity marriages are arranged by their publicists. They're not real.
Having been involved with a manipulative woman, I can tell you that it can be very draining and hard to leave at first (because you've been raised to put up with women's shit, that's just the way we're groomed by society, *some* bullshit is expected). A woman like that will pretend to love you to sink her claws in you, and once she has you she will give you just enough to keep you around without actually making you feel loved, 1) because she can't love and 2) because if she did you would realize the massive difference between that and her usual shitty behavior and you wouldn't tolerate it anymore. So she puts a carrot on a stick and keeps it in front of your face the whole time. It makes you doubt yourself as a man, makes you wonder if you're not doing enough, if you're inherently inadequate. That's what can make you snap out of it, realizing that that's not how you're supposed to feel in a relationship. Once you get past that initial hurdle you start noticing more and more things that just aren't right. One day you call her out on these things, she realizes you'll no longer be a useful slave because she can't fool you anymore, so she leaves. You're now free. True story.
Rare good post on Cinemaphile
You probably have a small dick and this entire post is copium.
>i can tame le bpd woman that her family and a team of therapists and psychiatrists couldn't because i have le heckin big dick
Aight, don't say we didn't warn you homosexual
Any you tube recommendation on how to deal with manipulative woman?
It should. Marriage is a contract women are rewarded by the state for breaking. And their reward comes out of your pocket.
just don't be a scientologist. all this marriage was one created by scientology
Don't get married. It's pointless. The only thing that is beneficial is some tax breaks but even that is usually offset by something else. You don't have to be married to be committed and marriage is 100% a simp trap and a gamble. A good woman will be loyal to you whether you're married or not, and a bad one will use marriage as a weapon when the opportunity arises.
Marriage is a meme. Superficial women just want to feel like they’re a princess like Cinderella at the ball. That’s the only reason they want it If you’re with one that thinks shes a princess, chances are its not going to work anyway.
Just hope that you don’t live in a common law marriage state.
Women literally bring nothing to modern marriages anymore so it really is not worth it at all if you are a man
When I was a kid I used to think Will was the coolest guy ever
Time makes fools of us all
Is he the world's biggest cuck? Seriously.
I mean it's obvious shes his beard and will is a wiener guzzler.
Anyone consider that Will doesn't care that he's separated, fricks other women, but also doesn't necessarily hate his wife and doesn't want to finalize a divorce because he doesn't want to lose half his shit?
Don't you have a restraining order or something from the internet, Will. And nobody's buying that you're "fricking other women".
Name ONE (1, singular) woman that Will Smith has ever been rumored to be fricking behind the scenes after getting married to Jada.
He's already shacked up with some guy
Smoke that ass Will
What the frick is that title.
typical clickbait, probably written by a poo
I like how sex is censored but not gay
What?
Benny Mendina was the guy who's life Fresh Prince of Bel air is based on, he's also been accused of trying to rape a male actor. Combined that with Will's gay rumors I'm sure it's just another coincidence.
I always thought that hairline thing looks gay af.
What the frick does Adam Sandler have to do with Smith being a gay?
Did they just want to mog Smith with a better actor?
Wait I think I got it. The movie is called "$128m movie"?
>Be Adam Sandler's $128M Movie Co-Star
>try to get your name out there as a z-list celeb, by ratting on a closeted homosexual A-lister.
>your name doesn't even appear in the headline (the only part anyone will read).
what every attention-prostitute deserves really. I hope they didn't mention his name in the article either (not that anyone would read it).
I guess she forgot to tell Will.
Why does she have him by the balls? He is/was much popular than her right? why doesn't he get the frick out
He's terrified of being outed as a homosexual because he thinks it will ruin his career. But his career has already been ruined so might as well try to get some of his dignity back
>still going at bat for the hoe who dumped you 5 years ago
Will Simp
its ok to get a divorce. Mistakes were made, it happens, move on and find happines and learn t make better judgments of people/yourslef
Jada is such a spiteful ghetto prostitute. Carlton really won.
homie needs to get knifed to look like tupac
Scientologists get everything they deserve.
Will should divorce that c**t already.
Nothing is worth the public or private humiliation.
she is vile as frick why not just move on? jeez
>Mantain her for 7 years
>Buy her stuff
>Drive her around
>Public event together if she has no better options
>No access to vegena
Will "cuck" Smith The CuckoBlack person for friends.
>one of the biggest actions stars of the 00s reduced to this
Fricks sake man, he didn't deserve this shit.
Will Smith may have made action movies, but he never was an "action" star
Will was like the coolest guy in the world when I was growing up. Why the frick is he letting her b***h him out like this.
I get he has issues with how his parents marriage went and stuff, (from his book) but not even his kids respect him other than Trey. This b***h is straight-up fricking evil and manipulative and used that against him. It'll suck at first but once you're balls deep in some PAWG, you'll get over it. Dude has crazy money as well, alimony will suck, but frick man, get the frick away from her.
She already said they’re having marriage issues with no secret of her hookups with other men years ago.
So why does she keep telling the media about how shitty their marriage is?
and this AFTER WILL SLAPPED CHRIS FOR HER HONOR!!
To top it off she says she still has no plans for divorce.
Pure psycopath
She does it because she has contempt for him and enjoys humiliating him
WOOH
HA HA
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WOOH
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Jada Pinkett was a 10/10 in the 90's. Menace II Society... good lawd almighty. Maybe Will's traumatized brain is still there.
He got worked by those "neo-soul hoes". You know those Eryka Badu types that you think are intellectually stimulating, but slowly realize they're batshit insane.
>Eryka Badu
I'm so old I remember when she was so hot you'd look past her "quirkiness". Now when her looks have gone she's just insanity personified.
I would imagine she owns more total $$$ and would end up paying him out so it's mutually beneficial for them to just ignore it.
That's what you get for letting the government get involved in your life in ANY way.
he dont want her but dont want anyone else to want her so she is angry upset sad mad ect and this is her way of getting back at Will
it just keeps getting worse for him
Jesus, Will Smith is such a wimp it's kinda sad, especially for a black dude. They usually either beat or dump a hoe.
Kwabest of all KWABs
I wonder what Will's upbringing was like where he'd prefer being in a nightmare like this rather than be openly gay. Especially these days, he'd get nothing but support from the general public.
Ghetto Black folk will literally kill each other over the mere implication of someone being gay
Yeah but Will isn't a ghetto Black person nor does he live somewhere where he has to worry about them.
I meant that he grew up as one, I don't really know his background.
She is fricking turning the screws on this dude
Makes you wonder
I'm telling you, either she's trying to push him to suicide to get all the money or she's a literal, actual witch who feeds off his suffering.
>Sam Rockwell has been in a relationship with Leslie Bibb since 2007 and has openly stated he's not the right kind of person to be a parent and has no intentions of having children
No remorese for Will. His lack of self-awareness is not something worth crying about.
She's not supposed to be here for you, she's supposed to be here for August
DOWN WITH HIM
HEY G WOULD YOU MAKE ME A SANDWICH