How come theres still no good adaptation of Atlas Shrugged?

How come there’s still no good adaptation of Atlas Shrugged?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her life has been shaped by two car crashes; the first took the life of her best friend, the second was her marriage to Johnny Depp.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    because it's a bad book

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because most of it takes place in the heads of the characters; and because normal film length is nowhere near long enough to convey several complex ideas.

    Best case would be a limited series, maybe a 7 or 13 episode series. At least then you could build on each of the characters, explaining why they are in the position they are.

    The 2 film versions of Shrugged, at least in my opinion, often came out saying the opposite of what the book intended

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >complex ideas
      lol, kek and, indeed, jej.

      Babby's First Justification For Being A Selfish c**t In Your Early 20's isn't hard to understand or convey, it hasn't been adapted well because it's unsubtle trash so obsessed with its Message she forgot to write a good book.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elon will always be based for that.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That stupid lucky rich frick

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel sorry for her.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    she has a pretty face but that's it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie are you gay? i'll refer you to

      Elon will always be based for that.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wanting more from a woman

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    because atlas shrugged as a book sucks dick. say what you will about the philosophy, but the story blows hard

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    because the book is focused on three different things (the soft-bdsm erotica, the sci-fi, and the political arguments), each of which would only appeal to audiences that dislike the other two (not counting objectivists, who are not numerous enough to make an adaptation successful on their own). you need to pick one element and drastically cut back on the other two, but no one who wants to adapt rand understands this.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can tell you've never read it because you're mistaking it for The Fountainhead. Guess how I can tell you're a Black person homosexual

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Atlas Shrugged? More like Mattress Fudged.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty women usually come up with some kind of I-worked-damn-hard cope for why they can sail through life, but going full Rand is pretty moronic

      nice

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    We live in it (Hopefully)

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >moral nihilism
    >becomes a selfish piece of shit
    >eventually get hated by everyone

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This b***h cannot fricking read and you expect me to believe she understood fricking Rand?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      she presumably understood the "i should be allowed to frick anyone i want" component of atlas
      might have missed the part where the character rand does that with is an autistic malebrained railroad engineer, though, not an actress

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The worst crime of the Bolsheviks was giving Ayn Rand an education.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know this isn't what the thread is actually about, but Atlas Shrugged would not work at all on the big screen if adapted faithfully. It's full of hundreds of pages of speeches and monologues, and the narrative is just window dressing to Rand's philosophical ideals. The Fountainhead is a much better narrative, and would make for a much better film.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      One fun fact is that Zack Snyder has wanted to adapt The Fountainhead for years but just hasn't gotten around to it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Fountainhead (1949) is a good movie except that the really ugly architecture in the film wrecks it. It'd be like hiring Anderson Cooper with a lisp to head your anti-homosexual film

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the really ugly architecture in the film wrecks it.
        Isn't that the point of the Fountainhead, that ugliness is being forced upon you?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh damn meta layer. But the hero's architecture sucks too and in the book imitating a poop is as bad as being a poop.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    aw god DAMN reading is lame!

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where in the book does it say not to poo in loo but to shit in bed

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's with Hollywood prostitutes loving Rand?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what's with hypocritical selfish and materialistic prostitutes following the hypocritical selfish and materialistic ideology
      It's a mystery, anon.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is no selfless political ideology

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          But not everyone is equally selfish.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    she looks better as a brunette

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah whoever suggested she dye her hair a generic blonde really shit the bed

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >friend dies
    >decide that therefore there is no god, the friend is forever gone and no part of her still remain on any plane of existence
    Grim

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Libertarians are untalented dysgenic morons

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    One problem is the book really is a doorstopper. Even an 18-hour miniseries would just be scratching the surface of what Rand was saying in the book.

    Another problem is that people keep trying to adapt it as film, when really Atlas Shrugged is opera. You have to play the characters as these larger-than-life mythic characters where every aspect has been exaggerated for theatrical effect, not go for the weak-sauce "realist" tone most drama films go for now.

    Balancing philosophy and ideology with the romance, dystopia, and the central mystery plot was already awkward in the novel. A faithful adaptation would probably botch it, and the best we would get is something like the monstrous Foundation adaptation that hits some of the same notes of the book while completely fricking up the point of the story.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I realized it was okay to trade up and be a prostitute.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all ive ever needed is myself
    Except that one time Elon had to threaten to sue the film studio to keep you in Aquaman 2.

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