How could Hank resist Debbie?

How could Hank resist Debbie?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He is a good man.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honest and True answer.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dear Lord, more?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's not a coomer.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He has mild autism and was disgusted by her, unironically.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love when hank gets disgusted and embarrassed by things.

      I don’t find Texas girls attractive. Didn’t she eat a plate of nachos she found in a dumpster or skmethjng?

      Nah, she accidentally killed herself while juggling nachos, a big gulp, and a gun while climbing into a dumpster.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mild

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mild
      propane is this guy's whole world. it ain't mild, son

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly this. I have blown off and turned down a few girls who were really making it obvious and who I actually thought were attractive. Truth is, I just want nothing to do with them. I like my peace and as much as I find women hot, I do not enjoy sex. It's stressful, awkward and too much pressure to perform. I'd rather avoid it altogether, women are troublesome in terms of sex and relationships and sex itself has just never been a relaxing or enjoyable experience for me.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >too much pressure to perform
        Be honest this is the only reason lol
        It's so funny that you wrote all that, are you trying to convince yourself lmao

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It is central to it, yeah, I didn't think I was being unclear about that. I don't enjoy sex because it is stressful and makes me anxious. I actually don't want a relationship for similar reasons on the emotional side. It's stressful and too much pressure to perform and please this person. To clarify, I am actually divorced and in my 30's. I had a long term relationship and also several hook ups after it ended. I have experience with both and my experiences were not positive overall. I have been in a better headspace avoiding both for a few years.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's scary how much this is me. almost 38 and all those points ring true

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's scary how much this is me. almost 38 and all those points ring true

        You're both literally me. Humans are physically unable to feel romantic love for a whole life, so I view relationships as a pointless way to end up hurting each other.
        And yes, I know I'm in the wrong, but since I can't change how my brain works, I'd rather just have a happy life.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've turned down girls who were into me before, but mainly because of my anxiety at the time mixed with my religious indoctrination, not because I wanted nothing to do with them. Now I'm a few weeks away from turning thirty and have never had sex before in my entire life, and the chances of that ever happening seem slim now. Suffice to say, I have a tremendous amount of regret.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why don't you get over yourself and frick a hooker? If you can't even frick a girl whose job it is to frick, how can you frick any girl?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How do I find one?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Actual news headline today:
              Hooker spreads HIV to at least 200 people knowingly

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              search "escort forum in (your country)" and do your research

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mild

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >AAAGGGHHHH A WOMAN I SIMPLY MUST EJACULATE I MUST I MUUUUUUST

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, if that doesn't click something might be wrong, lack libido usually mean an hormonal imbalance. Nerves and anxiety can cause it to which are equally bad

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True, I must.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i want to mount every fertile female I see

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        literally me but with feminine men

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's depressing how many older guys that have been married longer than 10 years, some with kids even, end up going the mistress route. I've had several friends and family have that happen and not once has it ever worked out without them being outcast from their original family. Really grim shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >being outcast from their original family.
      that is a desired outcome for many. Better than killing your b***h wife and probably bastard children.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A S S D R U K

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they get with the first woman who shows them interest and then regret it later on.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’m glad someone else recognizes how big of a problem this is
        Dudes get with the first chick who gives it up because they know they can’t do better, instead of leveling up so they can have options and be picky with who to commit to. End up with a hog wife they hate, meet someone younger at work once they’re established and have that mid-30s confidence and income, then start an affair.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >being outcast from their original family.
      that is a desired outcome for many. Better than killing your b***h wife and probably bastard children.

      Because they get with the first woman who shows them interest and then regret it later on.

      And despite this, Cinemaphile insists that all of us "absoluetely have to" get a wife & kids, or else we're "consoomers."

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just don't jump into it and make sure the girl is right for you.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >i'm ready to settle down now

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not saying choose a used up prostitute

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not saying choose a used up prostitute

            Just don't jump into it and make sure the girl is right for you.

            Find an 18 year old and mold her into your perfect wife

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Raising loyal, interested, and respectful Kids are any sensible mans endgame

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're a far bigger consumer if you have kids. Do you know how many fricking packs of diapers you're gonna go through? Or just what kids get influenced to buy from trends and peer pressure?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My personal favorite is all the married guys who chase trannies on grindr

      You all have NO idea how many gold rings I've seen on hands about to push my face down till their wiener hits my throat

      I literally sucked off two married men Sunday morning before 2 pm

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're gays and can't accept it so they frick other gays in dresses so they can sleep at night. You are instinctively repulsive to a straight man because you are a man.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ¯_(ツ)_/¯

          I don't care I just like sucking dick lmao

          They're probably just bi like you, except instead of getting their dick nursed by someone else with a dick you go onto an anonymous Taiwanese basket weaving forum to scream at trannies, real and imagined
          >Verification not required.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >real or imagined
            You seem very real to me, troony.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh sure, but how many people have you called a troony on here and they responded with "wtf you talking about schizo"?

              So tally up the number of people you assumed were a troony and denied it and compare it to the number of people you assumed were a troony and accepted it. Do you notice a trend? Trannies are living in your head rent free lol

              I didn't get it either until I experienced a dysfunctional marriage where we didn't have sex for years. You feel trapped. Imagine your wife is fat, ugly and annoying and refuses to improve, so you know things will never get better and you're always debating about what to do, should you divorce? How will that work out logistically? What about the kids? What about the house? Finances? How do I work all this out and find an escape plan, etc. etc. You think about this while sitting at your boring stupid job for 8 hours a day and in work traffic thinking about the bullshit waiting for you at home and you just want to go to sleep so you can forget about your life for a few hours.

              Then some hot girl flirts with you and you get snapped out of it, you remember what it feels like to actually be sexually aroused, you remember what it was like being 20 and horny and fricking a girl's brains out while she moans and scratches your back in the throes of passion, the feelings come rushing to you all at once and it's an intoxicating feeling worth ruining your life over. Simply because it makes you feel alive again.

              This is what it is for alot of guys I think. For the chasers it's the extra excitement that the person sucking them has a dick too

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Closeted homosexuals in fake marriages their wives are in denial about. If grindr didn't exist they would be cruising streets in the family minivan looking for male runaways/addicts to solicit.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Idk not my problem

          They should have sorted out their sex identity before getting married. Instead they pushed down their desires and repressed it until it became a potential disaster for their life

          I make sure to put on shiny lipgloss and kiss the inside of their thigh, so if they dont notice it and fail to wash it off it's 100% guaranteed to blow their cover. Even if wiped clean there's a good chance shiny glitter will still be there somewhere, a little surprise for the cheaters 🙂

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            gay larp

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What, you want pics for proof or something?

              US? I could use a wiener sucking

              East coast midatlantic region

              [...]

              So? People cheat all the time. Once you get older and know what to look for its everywhere. Half of them are aware their partner is cheating, and only a quarter care. Marriage is more of an economic contract than anything, an agreement between two people that they're going to be heavily reliant on each other for an extended period of time and want certain guarantees.

              Some care about love and bonding and all that which is well and good, but by the 5th or 6th year of marriage most realize what marriage really is.

              If the cheaters deserve a comeuppance they shall receive one. If I do then I will receive it with gladness.

              [...]

              >all trannies are one person

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                will you suck my dick, im 39 and my wife hasnt blown me in 10 years and we only have sex on my birthday

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe if you're close enough, what state?

                [...]

                It's only revenge if they don't maintain their situational awareness. Consider it a flipped coin which has landed on its edge, improbably. It could land heads or tails given a breeze of a certain direction, I merely flipped the coin

                [...]

                What's my favorite band then? Most played song on Spotify? Define my views on gender. Can you put together a fit that I've worn in public? If you answer all of those things correctly I'll stop taking my hormones and join the detrans movement. Yes there are real answers and yes I am serious

                [...]

                I mean you're not wrong about porn frying peoples brains. But I realized that I am what I am only after not watching porn for a while. I just see it as a hormone imbalance which HRT corrected. Hell, I watch wayyyyy less porn since I started hormones

                >Verification not required.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                im in new mexico but i will drive out i want a troony blowjob so bad bro

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ignore this troon like Hank ignored Debbie, straightbros.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >east coast midatlantic region
                But that's where I live

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                State?

                im in new mexico but i will drive out i want a troony blowjob so bad bro

                I'm not attractive enough to travel multiple states for dw just get some head where you are

                [...]

                No
                No
                No, but thanks for complaining about the israelites for no reason. You should make the same mental graph for the number of people you've accused of being israeli lmao (rent free)
                Okay you got me there

                So that's only 1/4 anon I'm gonna keep taking my pills

                btw i posted this and im moronic

                (You)'s only give me more power

                I’m glad someone else recognizes how big of a problem this is
                Dudes get with the first chick who gives it up because they know they can’t do better, instead of leveling up so they can have options and be picky with who to commit to. End up with a hog wife they hate, meet someone younger at work once they’re established and have that mid-30s confidence and income, then start an affair.

                Men are heavily conditioned to find someone to settle down with someone, so they do so with someone out of high school or college. Struggle for a few years, get a little older and then realize there's never going to not be 22 year olds looking for daddy types and are easily manipulated

                >Verification not required.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ive tried, none of the trannies will hook up with me

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The land of Mary

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >realize there's never going to not be 22 year olds looking for daddy types and are easily manipulated
                god this is so true. i'm stressing about the girl i'm dating but the truth is i could probably do better. i live in nyc is it's competitive but not impossible

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >What, you want pics for proof or something?
                Yes post boipucci

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No

                >By the way: being a wiener sucking homosexual is GREAT! Oh and also people cheat all the time, EVERYONE is doing it lol

                How tiresome

                This still counts as a (You) anon, and is incredibly passive-aggressive. What are you, a woman?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You went way too far, especially with that pic. You’re a fat ass bearded bald AGP troony larping

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        US? I could use a wiener sucking

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        btw i posted this and im moronic

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Idk not my problem

        They should have sorted out their sex identity before getting married. Instead they pushed down their desires and repressed it until it became a potential disaster for their life

        I make sure to put on shiny lipgloss and kiss the inside of their thigh, so if they dont notice it and fail to wash it off it's 100% guaranteed to blow their cover. Even if wiped clean there's a good chance shiny glitter will still be there somewhere, a little surprise for the cheaters 🙂

        >mentally ill cumbrain tranime
        >blog poster
        name a more iconic duo

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hi im a deranged troony homosexual and here is my blogpost
        every single time

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How about stop giving it attention dumbfrick, that’s all it’s here for
          Fricking ignore it and it’ll go look for attention somewhere else
          Stupid homosexual

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >DONT REPLY TO THE SHIT POSTS ON A SITE WHERE THREADS 404 AND GET DELETED ALL THE TIME
            you are literally a fricking moron

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You belong in a gas chamber.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't get it either until I experienced a dysfunctional marriage where we didn't have sex for years. You feel trapped. Imagine your wife is fat, ugly and annoying and refuses to improve, so you know things will never get better and you're always debating about what to do, should you divorce? How will that work out logistically? What about the kids? What about the house? Finances? How do I work all this out and find an escape plan, etc. etc. You think about this while sitting at your boring stupid job for 8 hours a day and in work traffic thinking about the bullshit waiting for you at home and you just want to go to sleep so you can forget about your life for a few hours.

      Then some hot girl flirts with you and you get snapped out of it, you remember what it feels like to actually be sexually aroused, you remember what it was like being 20 and horny and fricking a girl's brains out while she moans and scratches your back in the throes of passion, the feelings come rushing to you all at once and it's an intoxicating feeling worth ruining your life over. Simply because it makes you feel alive again.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you remember what it was like being 20 and horny and fricking a girl's brains out while she moans and scratches your back in the throes of passio
        I'm so fricking pissed that I never experienced this because I'm paralyzed waste down by a fricking boating accident when I was 15

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          God bless you man. Stay strong

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            wish you the best in life brother. sorry you got renner'd. wanna do drugs and go to the beach?

            Thanks strangers. All I can do is cope and seethe for real kek, but at the same time it's kinda relaxing to know it's all "out of my hands" anyway and there's literally nothing to really worry about. Now I just eagerly wait for STEMcels to research Stem Cells for a possible future cure.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wish you the best in life brother. sorry you got renner'd. wanna do drugs and go to the beach?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Stephen Hawking managed to have sex and have 3 kids across multiple marriages and affairs even though he was a literal vegetable.
          You'll be fine.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Black person he could walk for over 20 years

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just jack off you stupid moron. Ejaculating for a few seconds with a bawd is not worth throwing your family away and fricking up your kids life. Jack off every day if you have to until you get a little older and stop caring so much about it. You're going to have to cope with your partner getting old and ugly, it's going to happen to you too it's part of life. Getting over your immature sex fiend mindset and learning to appreciate your spouse as a partner for life is a beautiful thing not a burden. Every single one of you guys who goes through this mid life crisis and cheats completely fricks up not only their life but everyone around them. Your gonna end up in an apartment all alone and lose half your family and your kids will hate you and never believe in love and family and then grow up to be miserable people. Just fricking jack off.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're very naive if you think anyone wants to deal with an overweight layabout who never improves and blames everyone for their problems.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's still the mother of your kids

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes and she's an
              >overweight layabout who never improves and blames everyone for their problems
              Do you think one cancels out the other? Again you sound very young and naive.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not naïve enough to get married like you, moron.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've never married, I'm just defending the idiot that did.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                As a man you have every right to persuade, bully and maybe even abuse your wife if she's fricking up. You can force her to get on ozempix, you can tell her that you're going to turn the den into a vr goonvave if she doesn't straiten up but you don't get to cheat. That's betrayal and the lowest level of hell is reserved for the betrayers.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're a psychopath projecting your fears of being cheated on.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Honoring a commitment you made before God is psycho

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >schizo
                There it is.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Marriage is a faith-based union in the first place, so failing to honor a marriage is a faith-based lapse in responsibility. You don't get to have your cake and eat it too.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are you looking in a mirror lmao

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What do you think Cinemaphile is

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          holy frick you are gay loooooool

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Actually a good post, surprisingly. Cheating is such a moronic fricking move. Anyone who is willing to cheat or aid someone in cheating is a terrible prospect for a partner, so at best you get a temporary gratification for what cost?

          You destroy any legacy you have. Your image in the eyes of everyone you will ever meet is trashed. No one of any value will want to be around you.
          You will gain the hatred of everyone closest to you. If you have kids? They're not going to want to associate with you, for good reason.
          Everything you ever day or do will be postscripted by "I'm a disloyal and impulsive beast that can't even keep the simplest of social contracts".

          Honestly it says everything anyone would ever need to know about the true nature of your character. If your marriage is shit, be a man and fix it, or b***h out and get a divorce. But don't cheat.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm ten years with my wife and I would never cheat though she's the type that would allow it so long as she could have her own girlfriend

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I often fantasize about cheating on my wife but I know i would feel incredibly guilty for the entire rest of our marriage. And if theres even the slightest chance she found out she could take my son away from me and that cant happen. My kiddo is far important than me splooging inside some dumb roastie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My godfather cheated on his wife while she was in life threatening condition in the hospital. Real piece of fricking shit. I always knew he was a c**t from the way he acted with my dog when he was a puppy, he would pretend to play rough with it but actually hurt it in the process.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sounds like he was your godfather for a reason

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >them being outcast from their original family
      Lol, imagine letting your wife outcast you for cheating.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stupid brown shit. You'll be outcast by everyone. Not just your wife. Because cheating is an abomination that frankly deserves the death sentence.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hank is a simple man with a love for only two things in life: propane and propane accessories.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hank genuinely only finds masculine traits attractive

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Peggy could be a little mannish, but she's very much a woman. I hope you're not implying Hank likes his meat zesty.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The better question is why didn't Debbie resist Hank?

    She knows damn well that cheating isn't something you can just take back. She's risking everything, and for what?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t find Texas girls attractive. Didn’t she eat a plate of nachos she found in a dumpster or skmethjng?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. She bought some nachos and soda at the convenience store across the street to then eat as she hid in a dumpster waiting to commit murder.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the few texas chicks I've dated were downright obnoxious, like this weird fake niceness but really shitty underneath.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >this weird fake niceness but really shitty underneath.
        Don't think that's specific to just Texas, partner.

        [...]
        [...]
        And despite this, Cinemaphile insists that all of us "absoluetely have to" get a wife & kids, or else we're "consoomers."

        Yes, get a wife, just use quality control. Don't shack up and have kids with the first broad that spreads for you; get to know her, meet her family, introduce her to yours, don't ignore red flags.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can confirm, founding stock Texan here. Texan women are some of the most uppity and obnoxious women on the planet.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Luanne's voice makes me diamonds

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Self control is a hell of a thing.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would you be attracted to a woman you know has fricked your gross, old boss and uses that sexual relation to get paid to lay about all day at work?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he has a wife who he loves

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Low libido, he is low test, that's why he got a homosexual kid and can endure being married in a relationship with no sex with a man looking prostitute.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >low t
      >can still kick ass
      >lives a happy life that gives him fulfillment
      How to find the right balance of T to not be onions but also not be an unhinged impulsive moron?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was a low T beta cuck homosexual zogbot christcuck good goy weakling. He probably thought israelite on a stick skydaddy was gonna smite him.

      Yes, if that doesn't click something might be wrong, lack libido usually mean an hormonal imbalance. Nerves and anxiety can cause it to which are equally bad

      Why the hell being loyal is considered unmanly now? Too much broken households?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Virtues died long ago, some people still like to express virtues for the social clout though

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm unvaxed. I never wore a mask because I'm not a sub-human moronic slave cattle NPC
          I have virtues and standards to uphold. You wouldn't understand, vax cattle

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're talking to morons trying to act tough over a cartoon dad. Not exactly the sharpest tools in the shed.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's a grown man married like 20 years already, the opportunity of alternative pussey should wake something at the very least
        Being loyal is an effort fighting against your own impulses and your dick in that situation, if the thing doesn't even register what's happening something is wrong that's all I'm saying

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Peggy still has a decent body. She just dresses like shit.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This, she has librarian energy. Take off the glasses and put on a g-string and she's just as hot.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Bobby's head
              Peggy must be tight

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Certain cultures, like Meds, Nips, and Hispanics have a "don't ask, don't tell" attitude towards extramarital affairs. In France it's so bad that you actually need a court order to get a paternity test.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cinemaphile is like 80% brown Indians and Muslims these days, so don’t be surprised when you see absolute low iq shitskin filth like this

        He was a low T beta cuck homosexual zogbot christcuck good goy weakling. He probably thought israelite on a stick skydaddy was gonna smite him.

        These browncels only notion of masculinity is from Andrew Tate, a literal brown shitskin mutt rapist.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >brown
          >Indian
          >Muslim
          >shitskin
          >browncels
          >masculinity
          >literal brown
          >shitskin
          >mutt
          >rapist
          I actually laughed out loud
          Your mind must be something else. Truly a product of modernity. A prison of one's own making

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but this will never be your site, child pRedditor.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're surrounded by thirdies, zoomers and worst of all, Franco-Germans. The concept of staying faithful to your wife when some prostitute flashes her bra at you is alien nowadays.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Being loyal is great, being loyal to a gutter-trash fat b***h that disrespects you is pointless.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His wife has better ass and breasts

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >those regular sized feet
      lmao nah

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Suck'em chud.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >more stacked than nancy
      No way

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        big naturals sag like sand bags by middle age

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Good, i want those saggers to bounce around while shes on her back

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God mihn has no business being so fricking hot. Khan is a homosexual but he has the hottest and most loyal wife

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >his wife's hip to tit ratio mogs the other women
      absolute brood mare material

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Peggy all day baby.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’d peg Peggy, hard.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice shoop, Bill. Also Nancy is single again now that Dale is canonically dead.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watch the baptism episode and you will understand.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was a low T beta cuck homosexual zogbot christcuck good goy weakling. He probably thought israelite on a stick skydaddy was gonna smite him.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jews are disgusting

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn’t Jesus a israelite?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trying way too hard

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's this thing called impulse control.
    You wouldn't understand.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hank married his high school sweetheart and despite Peggy being a narcissistic b***h she clearly loves Hank with her heart and soul

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    low test

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Low t. Or has a fetish for very large womens feet

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there is literally no point in risking your marriage unless the girl is going to have your children.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What others said:
    He loves Peggy and his family.
    He was most likely grossed out by her.
    His moral compass prevented him from pursuing it (assuming he wasn't grossed out by her).
    He knew she was crazy and using him.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not hot. Women who wanna frick married men belong in the trash. The men who go through with it belong in a wood chipper.
    >verification not required
    No shit

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    boobies weren't big enough

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hank isn't a moronic coomer. Luanne is much better looking White trash anyway.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    self control something you wouldn't know about.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    White Boomer men should divorce their fat, menopausal wives.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    King of the Hill isn't funny

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Debbie didn't have a penis so Hank was able to hold back

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get annoyed attractive woman is hitting on you
    literally me

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >say no to bawds
    Simple as
    Especially if you have a family

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damn this troony isnt going to suck my wiener im so horny and lonely bros

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't Hank dislike her? I had the same sort of thing happen with my gf's younger BPD friend with dyed hair and I completely ignored/rejected her. I view her almost like a moronic daughter.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >throw away decades of loyalty to put your dick in a blown out bpd psycho

    He resisted because he is smarter than that. Fricking debbie would be a mistake even if hank was single.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hank righfully saw her as a prostitute and he is married religious man. Simple as. Being a man is being able to resist prostitutes for something more important.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because the writer wrote that he would resist Debie.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >frick a prostitute
    >feel pleasure for 5-10 minutes
    >now have to live with the guilt of betraying your wife's trust
    >now possibly have STDs and pass them on to your wife
    >now wonder if your wife is doing it to you and become paranoid as a reflexive part of the guilt
    Resist your monkey moron impulses you stupid Black person. Act like a human. A few moments of pleasure is not worth mental agony and hurting others.

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >literally just stop watching porn and you won't stop wanting to have sex with your wife
    Isn't that what the boomers did, especially when internet porn or free porn wasn't available? Then they went on to turn divorce into a literal multi-million dollar industry?

    Also, wanting to have sex with your wife doesn't mean you'll have sex with her. More often than not, she'll be "not in the mood."

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god damn this troony isnt going to suck my dick im going to kms bros

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >watch random movie
    >thread about it on Cinemaphile
    >watch random tv show
    >thread about it on Cinemaphile
    Just started to watch King of the Hill now, after thinking it was unfunny for the last 20 years.
    Also, he resisted Luanne.
    A question for amerifats: are trailer park trash girls mostly blonde hot bawds?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. Most of them start abusing alcohol at about 13. They are mid bawds until about the age of 16 then, in 95% of cases, it is all down hill. I lived in a trailer park as a teenager and happened to be in town/invited to a party by an old friend a couple of years ago. I recognized two people out of about 50 even though I knew them all for the better part of a decade. I thought I was showing my age with a couple greys and crows feet until I saw what these people had become and started counting my blessings.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how many did you count

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Let me put it this way. The cute, fit, girl from the track team that took my virginity is now similar in looks, yet somehow even less frickable, than pic related. I counted ALL of the blessings.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        14 and older is game in my country. They get very bad in their early 20s? I know trailer thrash are known to be mega obese fatties, but their teenage/early 20s girls look like hot bawds who frick around.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >They get very bad in their early 20s?
          Yeah. When I say abusing alcohol I don't mean getting hammered with the boys on the weekend, which is what I did. I mean sneaking out of class to chug pure grain alcohol straight from the bottle you hid in the bathroom. Pregnant at 15 with a 30 year old meth addicted baby daddy type shit.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The funniest thing about trannies/femboys is the fact that they can’t hide the stank stench of their man ass

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      womens pussies reek too

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's not something i would choose to smell 24/7, but there's some primal appreciation of it that overrides any disgust provided that it's normal wet pussy smell and not any number of infections, disease, or poor hygiene.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        latent homosexual
        Pussy is one of the best smells a heterosexual man can experience
        By contrast a man’s smell incl BO and man-ass is repulsive on a deep level

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He loved his wife and son and wouldn’t throw his family away for pussy.

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frick the troony left, im never going to get a troony blowjob

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    frick off you white cuck male
    hope you get rangebanned

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >I actually triggered the moron spammer
    Based.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's mad that mods blocked his ip range, unfortunatly its just from uploading files and not outright gone

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he resorted to go on reddit
        thats where you belong, you bald fat frick

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >thats where you belong, you bald fat frick
          You know that's where the b*skingay came from and I'm calling that gay a loser, right?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, I'm talking about that guy too. He was spamming his "hot sauce collection" on Cinemaphile and blogposting on Cinemaphile. "I'm an oldgay, I've been here since 2011, I've never been on reddit", that kind of obnoxious homosexual.

            If the shoes fits though

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >He was spamming his "hot sauce collection" on Cinemaphile and blogposting on Cinemaphile.
              I doubt that loser could do a pullup to save his life. IDK if he's been on those boards but wouldn't be surprised if they hate him too.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not even his parents like him, he lives in a shed in the backyard

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yikes. esl poster yelling about someone being new lol. that being said seth can burn in hell.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    story of my life

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he is a propaneophile, her gases could never fulfill his desire

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I was just surprised to see someone posting here that may have lived close by

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Greg Daniels is forcing Mike Judge to make the reboot gay and cringe like cutting Kahn from the series because waycism

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >giving the troony this much attention
    Literally rent free

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Unless you live in bum frick no where you can walk to any lgbt friendly bar and have a normal dating/social life, compare to an incel staying at home on a Friday night posting on a chinese website

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trannies ruin gay bars, please stop it no one wants to see a parody of a person

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >a brow turd calling a green turd a piece of shit

        both of you go an hero for the betterment of society

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hank is a good man but he IS a boring, straight-laced, low T guy. This is a fact the series jokes about. Straying is not even an option for him.

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My wife said she wouldn't care that much if I slept with a prostitute while traveling or something as long as she never found out and there were no emotions.

    But, she said if it was a tinder hookup or something that would be the end of the relationship? Not that I would do either, just thought it was interesting, I guess some women really care about the emotional aspect more than the pure sex aspect.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The thought of my wife talking to a strange man at the grocery store makes me angry but I wouldn't give two shits if she hired a gigolo

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Interesting, I guess just the transactional nature of it removes the jealously?

        Your wife just gave you an international hall-pass, do you even realize it? Do you at least keep fricking?

        We actually have a great sex life so I feel no urge to find other women.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >We actually have a great sex life
          That's good then, probably why she doesn't care if you do it in her "unavailability".

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. For me it's the same difference as her paying a masseuse and getting a backrub from a guy at work

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your wife just gave you an international hall-pass, do you even realize it? Do you at least keep fricking?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All women are like that deep down, they're all secretly cuckqueans. Their sexuality is different. The idea you're such a stud she can't control you but you control her, they all fantasize about it, but most of them would never admit it. I'm 100% positive every woman has sexually fantasized about their husband/boyfriend with another woman. Even the way they react when they ask about your past relationships is indicative of it. They have such a bizarre interest, there's clearly a sexual component to it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve also realized this; but it’s complicated with them. They like it, but they also do genuinely hate it. I could tell with my gf that she kind of loved to be jealous over girls being into me, but she would 100% break up with me if I cheated

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's part of the female selection process. Other women being into you means she snagged someone that makes her look good and is desirable. They love that shit. The drama. The appeal. The competition. But I do agree that most of them don't ever actually want it irl. Theres a lot of fetishes for dudes that they might like in porn, but trying them irl would not work. Cuckolding just isn't a good idea for a real relationship. Eventually she'll just get jealous for real and end it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ok don't give me shit information here. i asked a girl to go exclusive with me and she changed her mind. had the chance to frick someone else this weekend and didn't. also a beautiful girl i fricked like 18 months ago is in town, trying to arrange to see her. if i can't frick her should i lie and say i saw her anyway?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It'd a very deeply buried fetish for them and most of them will never ever act on it. I don't know these women or you so I'm not going to tell you what to do, but if she already shot down going exclusive, you should just frick the other ones soley because you can.
          It's a fetish all women have for sure, but it's one of those things they don't bring up outright and it's not a good idea to try and use it as the foundation of a serious relationship.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i mean the girl in town that i have fricked hasn't responded to me (lel at my luck this week) i mean when i talk to the girl i'm dating should i lie and mention she was in town and i saw her?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I wouldn't. She might find out you're lying somehow and then you'll look like a b***h.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                noted. still trying to see her though, would love to frick her again she's hot and a freak i regret insisting on a condom the last time

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >But
      once you hear the but everything before it was bullshit. you will learn this the hard way when you decide to cash in your travelling prostitute.

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because Hank is a true Christian that is the only answer

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >By the way: being a wiener sucking homosexual is GREAT! Oh and also people cheat all the time, EVERYONE is doing it lol

    How tiresome

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    So a femboi? They’re superior to trannies anyway, what with the still working dick and minus the mental illness.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone is some variety of mentally ill anon. Our perception is a hallucination of the "real" world, the vast majority (though not all) of which is shared. I'm just a human being. I just stand with the transgirls because they paved the path to allow me to be what I am, so I owe them some advocacy.

      But sure, I'm a femboy. Only I'm not naturally fem at all and I'm 30 years old, so not a boy anymore either

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is that some poison your therapist told you? Zhe tell you you're also a raging narcissist obsessed with listening to yourself speak?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lol no this is the conclusion I've come to after being alive for long enough. Sorry you haven't thought deeply about the nature of consciousness and perception

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Everyone is some variety of mentally ill
        Load of horseshit.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Incorrect

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What a dumb frick. I'm so glad i wasn't totally raised on the internet.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao the post modern copes that old ugly trannies need to not kill themsleves.

        Your big ugly bald troony head isn’t an illusion, we ALL see it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nta but meds

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think my older brother is getting brain washed by a therapist.
    I did get him off his meds with shrooms tho.
    I am not some kinda weird spiritualist about shrooms, but I do think they can be helpful.

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >IS THAT

    >A WOMAN!

    >IN HER PANTIES?/??

    >OK NOW THIS IS SEXY!!!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Normal men would be aroused by that. You're broken otherwise, or a gay (You)

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are no different than an animal.

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    autism

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hank's morals are unshakable, it's why the show is so good

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's not a faithless coombrain like you

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she's not his wife

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Modern men would rather be cuckolds than sleep with another woman.

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the episode with the woman cop, and Peggy kidnapping the mexican child? Man that episode is infuriating. It has funny moments, but man does it piss me off. Peggy and the cop dont even learn their lessons by the end of the episode. They just get away with it.

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Texas women
    Hard pass

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Once you get a feel for how much of a disaster some women are then cooming at any cost is lot less appealing.

    Busting one nut is not worth some moronic harpy screeching at you for the rest of your life.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok chud

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you're kinda mid I tell you hwat

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >she brought food and drink with her into a smelly, disgusting dumpster

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hank hill is pornographically autistic

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hank is very ashamed of all things sexual and he is very insecure about it, he barely has the guts to "court peggy with romantic intent", he's completely autistic when it comes to sex and some woman throwing herself at you is just going to rattle you when you're that much of a autist, that on top of his moral fiber and devout christian upbringing make it nigh impossible for hank to cheat on peggy
    a) it would be immoral
    b) it would be a sin
    c) it would betray peggy
    d) he sells propane for gods sake

    tldr; easily

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You've obviously never been around a crazy woman.
    "Don't stick your dick in crazy."
    Exist for a reason.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"Don't stick your dick in crazy."
      >Exist for a reason.
      Because men don't want other men to frick. Remember than any time a man gives you advice pertaining to sex. Sexually, we are all enemies.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All life is competition, but it doesn't mean I want men to suffer needlessly either dumbass.

        Just because I've had sex for instance.
        I don't want you to stick your dick in a crazy worthless woman who will only bring suffering to your life.

        >arguing with brownoids
        >reasoning with brownoids
        A fruitless endeavor. Save your time and energy, anon

        thanks for reminding me bby ilu

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well I'm already suffering as it is from having lived three decades without knowing what sex feels like, so I'll frick the crazy woman and deal with whatever abstract consequences you're alluding to but can't specify.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >arguing with brownoids
      >reasoning with brownoids
      A fruitless endeavor. Save your time and energy, anon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick are you talking about?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "Wherever I am, I must also rape."

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hank es puto

  75. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because he has Peggy

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