Honestly this. I have blown off and turned down a few girls who were really making it obvious and who I actually thought were attractive. Truth is, I just want nothing to do with them. I like my peace and as much as I find women hot, I do not enjoy sex. It's stressful, awkward and too much pressure to perform. I'd rather avoid it altogether, women are troublesome in terms of sex and relationships and sex itself has just never been a relaxing or enjoyable experience for me.
It is central to it, yeah, I didn't think I was being unclear about that. I don't enjoy sex because it is stressful and makes me anxious. I actually don't want a relationship for similar reasons on the emotional side. It's stressful and too much pressure to perform and please this person. To clarify, I am actually divorced and in my 30's. I had a long term relationship and also several hook ups after it ended. I have experience with both and my experiences were not positive overall. I have been in a better headspace avoiding both for a few years.
It's scary how much this is me. almost 38 and all those points ring true
You're both literally me. Humans are physically unable to feel romantic love for a whole life, so I view relationships as a pointless way to end up hurting each other.
And yes, I know I'm in the wrong, but since I can't change how my brain works, I'd rather just have a happy life.
I've turned down girls who were into me before, but mainly because of my anxiety at the time mixed with my religious indoctrination, not because I wanted nothing to do with them. Now I'm a few weeks away from turning thirty and have never had sex before in my entire life, and the chances of that ever happening seem slim now. Suffice to say, I have a tremendous amount of regret.
Yes, if that doesn't click something might be wrong, lack libido usually mean an hormonal imbalance. Nerves and anxiety can cause it to which are equally bad
It's depressing how many older guys that have been married longer than 10 years, some with kids even, end up going the mistress route. I've had several friends and family have that happen and not once has it ever worked out without them being outcast from their original family. Really grim shit.
I’m glad someone else recognizes how big of a problem this is
Dudes get with the first chick who gives it up because they know they can’t do better, instead of leveling up so they can have options and be picky with who to commit to. End up with a hog wife they hate, meet someone younger at work once they’re established and have that mid-30s confidence and income, then start an affair.
You're a far bigger consumer if you have kids. Do you know how many fricking packs of diapers you're gonna go through? Or just what kids get influenced to buy from trends and peer pressure?
They're gays and can't accept it so they frick other gays in dresses so they can sleep at night. You are instinctively repulsive to a straight man because you are a man.
They're probably just bi like you, except instead of getting their dick nursed by someone else with a dick you go onto an anonymous Taiwanese basket weaving forum to scream at trannies, real and imagined >Verification not required.
Oh sure, but how many people have you called a troony on here and they responded with "wtf you talking about schizo"?
So tally up the number of people you assumed were a troony and denied it and compare it to the number of people you assumed were a troony and accepted it. Do you notice a trend? Trannies are living in your head rent free lol
I didn't get it either until I experienced a dysfunctional marriage where we didn't have sex for years. You feel trapped. Imagine your wife is fat, ugly and annoying and refuses to improve, so you know things will never get better and you're always debating about what to do, should you divorce? How will that work out logistically? What about the kids? What about the house? Finances? How do I work all this out and find an escape plan, etc. etc. You think about this while sitting at your boring stupid job for 8 hours a day and in work traffic thinking about the bullshit waiting for you at home and you just want to go to sleep so you can forget about your life for a few hours.
Then some hot girl flirts with you and you get snapped out of it, you remember what it feels like to actually be sexually aroused, you remember what it was like being 20 and horny and fricking a girl's brains out while she moans and scratches your back in the throes of passion, the feelings come rushing to you all at once and it's an intoxicating feeling worth ruining your life over. Simply because it makes you feel alive again.
This is what it is for alot of guys I think. For the chasers it's the extra excitement that the person sucking them has a dick too
Closeted homosexuals in fake marriages their wives are in denial about. If grindr didn't exist they would be cruising streets in the family minivan looking for male runaways/addicts to solicit.
They should have sorted out their sex identity before getting married. Instead they pushed down their desires and repressed it until it became a potential disaster for their life
I make sure to put on shiny lipgloss and kiss the inside of their thigh, so if they dont notice it and fail to wash it off it's 100% guaranteed to blow their cover. Even if wiped clean there's a good chance shiny glitter will still be there somewhere, a little surprise for the cheaters 🙂
So? People cheat all the time. Once you get older and know what to look for its everywhere. Half of them are aware their partner is cheating, and only a quarter care. Marriage is more of an economic contract than anything, an agreement between two people that they're going to be heavily reliant on each other for an extended period of time and want certain guarantees.
Some care about love and bonding and all that which is well and good, but by the 5th or 6th year of marriage most realize what marriage really is.
If the cheaters deserve a comeuppance they shall receive one. If I do then I will receive it with gladness.
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>all trannies are one person
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
will you suck my dick, im 39 and my wife hasnt blown me in 10 years and we only have sex on my birthday
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Maybe if you're close enough, what state?
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It's only revenge if they don't maintain their situational awareness. Consider it a flipped coin which has landed on its edge, improbably. It could land heads or tails given a breeze of a certain direction, I merely flipped the coin
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What's my favorite band then? Most played song on Spotify? Define my views on gender. Can you put together a fit that I've worn in public? If you answer all of those things correctly I'll stop taking my hormones and join the detrans movement. Yes there are real answers and yes I am serious
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I mean you're not wrong about porn frying peoples brains. But I realized that I am what I am only after not watching porn for a while. I just see it as a hormone imbalance which HRT corrected. Hell, I watch wayyyyy less porn since I started hormones
>Verification not required.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
im in new mexico but i will drive out i want a troony blowjob so bad bro
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Ignore this troon like Hank ignored Debbie, straightbros.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>east coast midatlantic region
But that's where I live
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
State?
im in new mexico but i will drive out i want a troony blowjob so bad bro
I'm not attractive enough to travel multiple states for dw just get some head where you are
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No
No
No, but thanks for complaining about the israelites for no reason. You should make the same mental graph for the number of people you've accused of being israeli lmao (rent free)
Okay you got me there
So that's only 1/4 anon I'm gonna keep taking my pills
btw i posted this and im moronic
(You)'s only give me more power
I’m glad someone else recognizes how big of a problem this is
Dudes get with the first chick who gives it up because they know they can’t do better, instead of leveling up so they can have options and be picky with who to commit to. End up with a hog wife they hate, meet someone younger at work once they’re established and have that mid-30s confidence and income, then start an affair.
Men are heavily conditioned to find someone to settle down with someone, so they do so with someone out of high school or college. Struggle for a few years, get a little older and then realize there's never going to not be 22 year olds looking for daddy types and are easily manipulated
>Verification not required.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
ive tried, none of the trannies will hook up with me
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
The land of Mary
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>realize there's never going to not be 22 year olds looking for daddy types and are easily manipulated
god this is so true. i'm stressing about the girl i'm dating but the truth is i could probably do better. i live in nyc is it's competitive but not impossible
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>What, you want pics for proof or something?
Yes post boipucci
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
No
>By the way: being a wiener sucking homosexual is GREAT! Oh and also people cheat all the time, EVERYONE is doing it lol
How tiresome
This still counts as a (You) anon, and is incredibly passive-aggressive. What are you, a woman?
They should have sorted out their sex identity before getting married. Instead they pushed down their desires and repressed it until it became a potential disaster for their life
I make sure to put on shiny lipgloss and kiss the inside of their thigh, so if they dont notice it and fail to wash it off it's 100% guaranteed to blow their cover. Even if wiped clean there's a good chance shiny glitter will still be there somewhere, a little surprise for the cheaters 🙂
>mentally ill cumbrain tranime >blog poster
name a more iconic duo
How about stop giving it attention dumbfrick, that’s all it’s here for
Fricking ignore it and it’ll go look for attention somewhere else
Stupid homosexual
I didn't get it either until I experienced a dysfunctional marriage where we didn't have sex for years. You feel trapped. Imagine your wife is fat, ugly and annoying and refuses to improve, so you know things will never get better and you're always debating about what to do, should you divorce? How will that work out logistically? What about the kids? What about the house? Finances? How do I work all this out and find an escape plan, etc. etc. You think about this while sitting at your boring stupid job for 8 hours a day and in work traffic thinking about the bullshit waiting for you at home and you just want to go to sleep so you can forget about your life for a few hours.
Then some hot girl flirts with you and you get snapped out of it, you remember what it feels like to actually be sexually aroused, you remember what it was like being 20 and horny and fricking a girl's brains out while she moans and scratches your back in the throes of passion, the feelings come rushing to you all at once and it's an intoxicating feeling worth ruining your life over. Simply because it makes you feel alive again.
>you remember what it was like being 20 and horny and fricking a girl's brains out while she moans and scratches your back in the throes of passio
I'm so fricking pissed that I never experienced this because I'm paralyzed waste down by a fricking boating accident when I was 15
wish you the best in life brother. sorry you got renner'd. wanna do drugs and go to the beach?
Thanks strangers. All I can do is cope and seethe for real kek, but at the same time it's kinda relaxing to know it's all "out of my hands" anyway and there's literally nothing to really worry about. Now I just eagerly wait for STEMcels to research Stem Cells for a possible future cure.
Just jack off you stupid moron. Ejaculating for a few seconds with a bawd is not worth throwing your family away and fricking up your kids life. Jack off every day if you have to until you get a little older and stop caring so much about it. You're going to have to cope with your partner getting old and ugly, it's going to happen to you too it's part of life. Getting over your immature sex fiend mindset and learning to appreciate your spouse as a partner for life is a beautiful thing not a burden. Every single one of you guys who goes through this mid life crisis and cheats completely fricks up not only their life but everyone around them. Your gonna end up in an apartment all alone and lose half your family and your kids will hate you and never believe in love and family and then grow up to be miserable people. Just fricking jack off.
Yes and she's an >overweight layabout who never improves and blames everyone for their problems
Do you think one cancels out the other? Again you sound very young and naive.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Not naïve enough to get married like you, moron.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
I've never married, I'm just defending the idiot that did.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
As a man you have every right to persuade, bully and maybe even abuse your wife if she's fricking up. You can force her to get on ozempix, you can tell her that you're going to turn the den into a vr goonvave if she doesn't straiten up but you don't get to cheat. That's betrayal and the lowest level of hell is reserved for the betrayers.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
You're a psychopath projecting your fears of being cheated on.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Honoring a commitment you made before God is psycho
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>schizo
There it is.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Marriage is a faith-based union in the first place, so failing to honor a marriage is a faith-based lapse in responsibility. You don't get to have your cake and eat it too.
Actually a good post, surprisingly. Cheating is such a moronic fricking move. Anyone who is willing to cheat or aid someone in cheating is a terrible prospect for a partner, so at best you get a temporary gratification for what cost?
You destroy any legacy you have. Your image in the eyes of everyone you will ever meet is trashed. No one of any value will want to be around you.
You will gain the hatred of everyone closest to you. If you have kids? They're not going to want to associate with you, for good reason.
Everything you ever day or do will be postscripted by "I'm a disloyal and impulsive beast that can't even keep the simplest of social contracts".
Honestly it says everything anyone would ever need to know about the true nature of your character. If your marriage is shit, be a man and fix it, or b***h out and get a divorce. But don't cheat.
I often fantasize about cheating on my wife but I know i would feel incredibly guilty for the entire rest of our marriage. And if theres even the slightest chance she found out she could take my son away from me and that cant happen. My kiddo is far important than me splooging inside some dumb roastie
My godfather cheated on his wife while she was in life threatening condition in the hospital. Real piece of fricking shit. I always knew he was a c**t from the way he acted with my dog when he was a puppy, he would pretend to play rough with it but actually hurt it in the process.
>this weird fake niceness but really shitty underneath.
Don't think that's specific to just Texas, partner.
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And despite this, Cinemaphile insists that all of us "absoluetely have to" get a wife & kids, or else we're "consoomers."
Yes, get a wife, just use quality control. Don't shack up and have kids with the first broad that spreads for you; get to know her, meet her family, introduce her to yours, don't ignore red flags.
Low libido, he is low test, that's why he got a homosexual kid and can endure being married in a relationship with no sex with a man looking prostitute.
>low t >can still kick ass >lives a happy life that gives him fulfillment
How to find the right balance of T to not be onions but also not be an unhinged impulsive moron?
He was a low T beta cuck homosexual zogbot christcuck good goy weakling. He probably thought israelite on a stick skydaddy was gonna smite him.
Yes, if that doesn't click something might be wrong, lack libido usually mean an hormonal imbalance. Nerves and anxiety can cause it to which are equally bad
Why the hell being loyal is considered unmanly now? Too much broken households?
I'm unvaxed. I never wore a mask because I'm not a sub-human moronic slave cattle NPC
I have virtues and standards to uphold. You wouldn't understand, vax cattle
He's a grown man married like 20 years already, the opportunity of alternative pussey should wake something at the very least
Being loyal is an effort fighting against your own impulses and your dick in that situation, if the thing doesn't even register what's happening something is wrong that's all I'm saying
Certain cultures, like Meds, Nips, and Hispanics have a "don't ask, don't tell" attitude towards extramarital affairs. In France it's so bad that you actually need a court order to get a paternity test.
>brown >Indian >Muslim >shitskin >browncels >masculinity >literal brown >shitskin >mutt >rapist
I actually laughed out loud
Your mind must be something else. Truly a product of modernity. A prison of one's own making
You're surrounded by thirdies, zoomers and worst of all, Franco-Germans. The concept of staying faithful to your wife when some prostitute flashes her bra at you is alien nowadays.
What others said:
He loves Peggy and his family.
He was most likely grossed out by her.
His moral compass prevented him from pursuing it (assuming he wasn't grossed out by her).
He knew she was crazy and using him.
It's not hot. Women who wanna frick married men belong in the trash. The men who go through with it belong in a wood chipper. >verification not required
No shit
Didn't Hank dislike her? I had the same sort of thing happen with my gf's younger BPD friend with dyed hair and I completely ignored/rejected her. I view her almost like a moronic daughter.
Hank righfully saw her as a prostitute and he is married religious man. Simple as. Being a man is being able to resist prostitutes for something more important.
>frick a prostitute >feel pleasure for 5-10 minutes >now have to live with the guilt of betraying your wife's trust >now possibly have STDs and pass them on to your wife >now wonder if your wife is doing it to you and become paranoid as a reflexive part of the guilt
Resist your monkey moron impulses you stupid Black person. Act like a human. A few moments of pleasure is not worth mental agony and hurting others.
>literally just stop watching porn and you won't stop wanting to have sex with your wife
Isn't that what the boomers did, especially when internet porn or free porn wasn't available? Then they went on to turn divorce into a literal multi-million dollar industry?
Also, wanting to have sex with your wife doesn't mean you'll have sex with her. More often than not, she'll be "not in the mood."
>watch random movie >thread about it on Cinemaphile >watch random tv show >thread about it on Cinemaphile
Just started to watch King of the Hill now, after thinking it was unfunny for the last 20 years.
Also, he resisted Luanne.
A question for amerifats: are trailer park trash girls mostly blonde hot bawds?
No. Most of them start abusing alcohol at about 13. They are mid bawds until about the age of 16 then, in 95% of cases, it is all down hill. I lived in a trailer park as a teenager and happened to be in town/invited to a party by an old friend a couple of years ago. I recognized two people out of about 50 even though I knew them all for the better part of a decade. I thought I was showing my age with a couple greys and crows feet until I saw what these people had become and started counting my blessings.
Let me put it this way. The cute, fit, girl from the track team that took my virginity is now similar in looks, yet somehow even less frickable, than pic related. I counted ALL of the blessings.
14 and older is game in my country. They get very bad in their early 20s? I know trailer thrash are known to be mega obese fatties, but their teenage/early 20s girls look like hot bawds who frick around.
>They get very bad in their early 20s?
Yeah. When I say abusing alcohol I don't mean getting hammered with the boys on the weekend, which is what I did. I mean sneaking out of class to chug pure grain alcohol straight from the bottle you hid in the bathroom. Pregnant at 15 with a 30 year old meth addicted baby daddy type shit.
it's not something i would choose to smell 24/7, but there's some primal appreciation of it that overrides any disgust provided that it's normal wet pussy smell and not any number of infections, disease, or poor hygiene.
latent homosexual
Pussy is one of the best smells a heterosexual man can experience
By contrast a man’s smell incl BO and man-ass is repulsive on a deep level
Yes, I'm talking about that guy too. He was spamming his "hot sauce collection" on Cinemaphile and blogposting on Cinemaphile. "I'm an oldgay, I've been here since 2011, I've never been on reddit", that kind of obnoxious homosexual.
>He was spamming his "hot sauce collection" on Cinemaphile and blogposting on Cinemaphile.
I doubt that loser could do a pullup to save his life. IDK if he's been on those boards but wouldn't be surprised if they hate him too.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Not even his parents like him, he lives in a shed in the backyard
Unless you live in bum frick no where you can walk to any lgbt friendly bar and have a normal dating/social life, compare to an incel staying at home on a Friday night posting on a chinese website
My wife said she wouldn't care that much if I slept with a prostitute while traveling or something as long as she never found out and there were no emotions.
But, she said if it was a tinder hookup or something that would be the end of the relationship? Not that I would do either, just thought it was interesting, I guess some women really care about the emotional aspect more than the pure sex aspect.
All women are like that deep down, they're all secretly cuckqueans. Their sexuality is different. The idea you're such a stud she can't control you but you control her, they all fantasize about it, but most of them would never admit it. I'm 100% positive every woman has sexually fantasized about their husband/boyfriend with another woman. Even the way they react when they ask about your past relationships is indicative of it. They have such a bizarre interest, there's clearly a sexual component to it.
I’ve also realized this; but it’s complicated with them. They like it, but they also do genuinely hate it. I could tell with my gf that she kind of loved to be jealous over girls being into me, but she would 100% break up with me if I cheated
It's part of the female selection process. Other women being into you means she snagged someone that makes her look good and is desirable. They love that shit. The drama. The appeal. The competition. But I do agree that most of them don't ever actually want it irl. Theres a lot of fetishes for dudes that they might like in porn, but trying them irl would not work. Cuckolding just isn't a good idea for a real relationship. Eventually she'll just get jealous for real and end it.
ok don't give me shit information here. i asked a girl to go exclusive with me and she changed her mind. had the chance to frick someone else this weekend and didn't. also a beautiful girl i fricked like 18 months ago is in town, trying to arrange to see her. if i can't frick her should i lie and say i saw her anyway?
It'd a very deeply buried fetish for them and most of them will never ever act on it. I don't know these women or you so I'm not going to tell you what to do, but if she already shot down going exclusive, you should just frick the other ones soley because you can.
It's a fetish all women have for sure, but it's one of those things they don't bring up outright and it's not a good idea to try and use it as the foundation of a serious relationship.
i mean the girl in town that i have fricked hasn't responded to me (lel at my luck this week) i mean when i talk to the girl i'm dating should i lie and mention she was in town and i saw her?
Everyone is some variety of mentally ill anon. Our perception is a hallucination of the "real" world, the vast majority (though not all) of which is shared. I'm just a human being. I just stand with the transgirls because they paved the path to allow me to be what I am, so I owe them some advocacy.
But sure, I'm a femboy. Only I'm not naturally fem at all and I'm 30 years old, so not a boy anymore either
Lol no this is the conclusion I've come to after being alive for long enough. Sorry you haven't thought deeply about the nature of consciousness and perception
I think my older brother is getting brain washed by a therapist.
I did get him off his meds with shrooms tho.
I am not some kinda weird spiritualist about shrooms, but I do think they can be helpful.
Is this the episode with the woman cop, and Peggy kidnapping the mexican child? Man that episode is infuriating. It has funny moments, but man does it piss me off. Peggy and the cop dont even learn their lessons by the end of the episode. They just get away with it.
hank is very ashamed of all things sexual and he is very insecure about it, he barely has the guts to "court peggy with romantic intent", he's completely autistic when it comes to sex and some woman throwing herself at you is just going to rattle you when you're that much of a autist, that on top of his moral fiber and devout christian upbringing make it nigh impossible for hank to cheat on peggy
a) it would be immoral
b) it would be a sin
c) it would betray peggy
d) he sells propane for gods sake
>"Don't stick your dick in crazy." >Exist for a reason.
Because men don't want other men to frick. Remember than any time a man gives you advice pertaining to sex. Sexually, we are all enemies.
Well I'm already suffering as it is from having lived three decades without knowing what sex feels like, so I'll frick the crazy woman and deal with whatever abstract consequences you're alluding to but can't specify.
He is a good man.
Honest and True answer.
dear Lord, more?
He's not a coomer.
He has mild autism and was disgusted by her, unironically.
I love when hank gets disgusted and embarrassed by things.
Nah, she accidentally killed herself while juggling nachos, a big gulp, and a gun while climbing into a dumpster.
>mild
>mild
propane is this guy's whole world. it ain't mild, son
Honestly this. I have blown off and turned down a few girls who were really making it obvious and who I actually thought were attractive. Truth is, I just want nothing to do with them. I like my peace and as much as I find women hot, I do not enjoy sex. It's stressful, awkward and too much pressure to perform. I'd rather avoid it altogether, women are troublesome in terms of sex and relationships and sex itself has just never been a relaxing or enjoyable experience for me.
>too much pressure to perform
Be honest this is the only reason lol
It's so funny that you wrote all that, are you trying to convince yourself lmao
It is central to it, yeah, I didn't think I was being unclear about that. I don't enjoy sex because it is stressful and makes me anxious. I actually don't want a relationship for similar reasons on the emotional side. It's stressful and too much pressure to perform and please this person. To clarify, I am actually divorced and in my 30's. I had a long term relationship and also several hook ups after it ended. I have experience with both and my experiences were not positive overall. I have been in a better headspace avoiding both for a few years.
It's scary how much this is me. almost 38 and all those points ring true
You're both literally me. Humans are physically unable to feel romantic love for a whole life, so I view relationships as a pointless way to end up hurting each other.
And yes, I know I'm in the wrong, but since I can't change how my brain works, I'd rather just have a happy life.
I've turned down girls who were into me before, but mainly because of my anxiety at the time mixed with my religious indoctrination, not because I wanted nothing to do with them. Now I'm a few weeks away from turning thirty and have never had sex before in my entire life, and the chances of that ever happening seem slim now. Suffice to say, I have a tremendous amount of regret.
Why don't you get over yourself and frick a hooker? If you can't even frick a girl whose job it is to frick, how can you frick any girl?
How do I find one?
Actual news headline today:
Hooker spreads HIV to at least 200 people knowingly
search "escort forum in (your country)" and do your research
>mild
>AAAGGGHHHH A WOMAN I SIMPLY MUST EJACULATE I MUST I MUUUUUUST
Yes, if that doesn't click something might be wrong, lack libido usually mean an hormonal imbalance. Nerves and anxiety can cause it to which are equally bad
True, I must.
i want to mount every fertile female I see
literally me but with feminine men
It's depressing how many older guys that have been married longer than 10 years, some with kids even, end up going the mistress route. I've had several friends and family have that happen and not once has it ever worked out without them being outcast from their original family. Really grim shit.
>being outcast from their original family.
that is a desired outcome for many. Better than killing your b***h wife and probably bastard children.
A S S D R U K
Because they get with the first woman who shows them interest and then regret it later on.
I’m glad someone else recognizes how big of a problem this is
Dudes get with the first chick who gives it up because they know they can’t do better, instead of leveling up so they can have options and be picky with who to commit to. End up with a hog wife they hate, meet someone younger at work once they’re established and have that mid-30s confidence and income, then start an affair.
And despite this, Cinemaphile insists that all of us "absoluetely have to" get a wife & kids, or else we're "consoomers."
Just don't jump into it and make sure the girl is right for you.
>i'm ready to settle down now
I'm not saying choose a used up prostitute
Find an 18 year old and mold her into your perfect wife
Raising loyal, interested, and respectful Kids are any sensible mans endgame
You're a far bigger consumer if you have kids. Do you know how many fricking packs of diapers you're gonna go through? Or just what kids get influenced to buy from trends and peer pressure?
My personal favorite is all the married guys who chase trannies on grindr
You all have NO idea how many gold rings I've seen on hands about to push my face down till their wiener hits my throat
I literally sucked off two married men Sunday morning before 2 pm
They're gays and can't accept it so they frick other gays in dresses so they can sleep at night. You are instinctively repulsive to a straight man because you are a man.
¯_(ツ)_/¯
I don't care I just like sucking dick lmao
They're probably just bi like you, except instead of getting their dick nursed by someone else with a dick you go onto an anonymous Taiwanese basket weaving forum to scream at trannies, real and imagined
>Verification not required.
>real or imagined
You seem very real to me, troony.
Oh sure, but how many people have you called a troony on here and they responded with "wtf you talking about schizo"?
So tally up the number of people you assumed were a troony and denied it and compare it to the number of people you assumed were a troony and accepted it. Do you notice a trend? Trannies are living in your head rent free lol
This is what it is for alot of guys I think. For the chasers it's the extra excitement that the person sucking them has a dick too
Closeted homosexuals in fake marriages their wives are in denial about. If grindr didn't exist they would be cruising streets in the family minivan looking for male runaways/addicts to solicit.
Idk not my problem
They should have sorted out their sex identity before getting married. Instead they pushed down their desires and repressed it until it became a potential disaster for their life
I make sure to put on shiny lipgloss and kiss the inside of their thigh, so if they dont notice it and fail to wash it off it's 100% guaranteed to blow their cover. Even if wiped clean there's a good chance shiny glitter will still be there somewhere, a little surprise for the cheaters 🙂
gay larp
What, you want pics for proof or something?
East coast midatlantic region
So? People cheat all the time. Once you get older and know what to look for its everywhere. Half of them are aware their partner is cheating, and only a quarter care. Marriage is more of an economic contract than anything, an agreement between two people that they're going to be heavily reliant on each other for an extended period of time and want certain guarantees.
Some care about love and bonding and all that which is well and good, but by the 5th or 6th year of marriage most realize what marriage really is.
If the cheaters deserve a comeuppance they shall receive one. If I do then I will receive it with gladness.
>all trannies are one person
will you suck my dick, im 39 and my wife hasnt blown me in 10 years and we only have sex on my birthday
Maybe if you're close enough, what state?
It's only revenge if they don't maintain their situational awareness. Consider it a flipped coin which has landed on its edge, improbably. It could land heads or tails given a breeze of a certain direction, I merely flipped the coin
What's my favorite band then? Most played song on Spotify? Define my views on gender. Can you put together a fit that I've worn in public? If you answer all of those things correctly I'll stop taking my hormones and join the detrans movement. Yes there are real answers and yes I am serious
I mean you're not wrong about porn frying peoples brains. But I realized that I am what I am only after not watching porn for a while. I just see it as a hormone imbalance which HRT corrected. Hell, I watch wayyyyy less porn since I started hormones
>Verification not required.
im in new mexico but i will drive out i want a troony blowjob so bad bro
Ignore this troon like Hank ignored Debbie, straightbros.
>east coast midatlantic region
But that's where I live
State?
I'm not attractive enough to travel multiple states for dw just get some head where you are
No
No
No, but thanks for complaining about the israelites for no reason. You should make the same mental graph for the number of people you've accused of being israeli lmao (rent free)
Okay you got me there
So that's only 1/4 anon I'm gonna keep taking my pills
(You)'s only give me more power
Men are heavily conditioned to find someone to settle down with someone, so they do so with someone out of high school or college. Struggle for a few years, get a little older and then realize there's never going to not be 22 year olds looking for daddy types and are easily manipulated
>Verification not required.
ive tried, none of the trannies will hook up with me
The land of Mary
>realize there's never going to not be 22 year olds looking for daddy types and are easily manipulated
god this is so true. i'm stressing about the girl i'm dating but the truth is i could probably do better. i live in nyc is it's competitive but not impossible
>What, you want pics for proof or something?
Yes post boipucci
No
This still counts as a (You) anon, and is incredibly passive-aggressive. What are you, a woman?
You went way too far, especially with that pic. You’re a fat ass bearded bald AGP troony larping
US? I could use a wiener sucking
btw i posted this and im moronic
>mentally ill cumbrain tranime
>blog poster
name a more iconic duo
>hi im a deranged troony homosexual and here is my blogpost
every single time
How about stop giving it attention dumbfrick, that’s all it’s here for
Fricking ignore it and it’ll go look for attention somewhere else
Stupid homosexual
>DONT REPLY TO THE SHIT POSTS ON A SITE WHERE THREADS 404 AND GET DELETED ALL THE TIME
you are literally a fricking moron
You belong in a gas chamber.
I didn't get it either until I experienced a dysfunctional marriage where we didn't have sex for years. You feel trapped. Imagine your wife is fat, ugly and annoying and refuses to improve, so you know things will never get better and you're always debating about what to do, should you divorce? How will that work out logistically? What about the kids? What about the house? Finances? How do I work all this out and find an escape plan, etc. etc. You think about this while sitting at your boring stupid job for 8 hours a day and in work traffic thinking about the bullshit waiting for you at home and you just want to go to sleep so you can forget about your life for a few hours.
Then some hot girl flirts with you and you get snapped out of it, you remember what it feels like to actually be sexually aroused, you remember what it was like being 20 and horny and fricking a girl's brains out while she moans and scratches your back in the throes of passion, the feelings come rushing to you all at once and it's an intoxicating feeling worth ruining your life over. Simply because it makes you feel alive again.
>you remember what it was like being 20 and horny and fricking a girl's brains out while she moans and scratches your back in the throes of passio
I'm so fricking pissed that I never experienced this because I'm paralyzed waste down by a fricking boating accident when I was 15
God bless you man. Stay strong
Thanks strangers. All I can do is cope and seethe for real kek, but at the same time it's kinda relaxing to know it's all "out of my hands" anyway and there's literally nothing to really worry about. Now I just eagerly wait for STEMcels to research Stem Cells for a possible future cure.
wish you the best in life brother. sorry you got renner'd. wanna do drugs and go to the beach?
Stephen Hawking managed to have sex and have 3 kids across multiple marriages and affairs even though he was a literal vegetable.
You'll be fine.
Black person he could walk for over 20 years
Just jack off you stupid moron. Ejaculating for a few seconds with a bawd is not worth throwing your family away and fricking up your kids life. Jack off every day if you have to until you get a little older and stop caring so much about it. You're going to have to cope with your partner getting old and ugly, it's going to happen to you too it's part of life. Getting over your immature sex fiend mindset and learning to appreciate your spouse as a partner for life is a beautiful thing not a burden. Every single one of you guys who goes through this mid life crisis and cheats completely fricks up not only their life but everyone around them. Your gonna end up in an apartment all alone and lose half your family and your kids will hate you and never believe in love and family and then grow up to be miserable people. Just fricking jack off.
You're very naive if you think anyone wants to deal with an overweight layabout who never improves and blames everyone for their problems.
It's still the mother of your kids
Yes and she's an
>overweight layabout who never improves and blames everyone for their problems
Do you think one cancels out the other? Again you sound very young and naive.
Not naïve enough to get married like you, moron.
I've never married, I'm just defending the idiot that did.
As a man you have every right to persuade, bully and maybe even abuse your wife if she's fricking up. You can force her to get on ozempix, you can tell her that you're going to turn the den into a vr goonvave if she doesn't straiten up but you don't get to cheat. That's betrayal and the lowest level of hell is reserved for the betrayers.
You're a psychopath projecting your fears of being cheated on.
>Honoring a commitment you made before God is psycho
>schizo
There it is.
Marriage is a faith-based union in the first place, so failing to honor a marriage is a faith-based lapse in responsibility. You don't get to have your cake and eat it too.
Are you looking in a mirror lmao
What do you think Cinemaphile is
holy frick you are gay loooooool
Actually a good post, surprisingly. Cheating is such a moronic fricking move. Anyone who is willing to cheat or aid someone in cheating is a terrible prospect for a partner, so at best you get a temporary gratification for what cost?
You destroy any legacy you have. Your image in the eyes of everyone you will ever meet is trashed. No one of any value will want to be around you.
You will gain the hatred of everyone closest to you. If you have kids? They're not going to want to associate with you, for good reason.
Everything you ever day or do will be postscripted by "I'm a disloyal and impulsive beast that can't even keep the simplest of social contracts".
Honestly it says everything anyone would ever need to know about the true nature of your character. If your marriage is shit, be a man and fix it, or b***h out and get a divorce. But don't cheat.
I'm ten years with my wife and I would never cheat though she's the type that would allow it so long as she could have her own girlfriend
I often fantasize about cheating on my wife but I know i would feel incredibly guilty for the entire rest of our marriage. And if theres even the slightest chance she found out she could take my son away from me and that cant happen. My kiddo is far important than me splooging inside some dumb roastie
My godfather cheated on his wife while she was in life threatening condition in the hospital. Real piece of fricking shit. I always knew he was a c**t from the way he acted with my dog when he was a puppy, he would pretend to play rough with it but actually hurt it in the process.
sounds like he was your godfather for a reason
>them being outcast from their original family
Lol, imagine letting your wife outcast you for cheating.
Stupid brown shit. You'll be outcast by everyone. Not just your wife. Because cheating is an abomination that frankly deserves the death sentence.
Hank is a simple man with a love for only two things in life: propane and propane accessories.
hank genuinely only finds masculine traits attractive
Peggy could be a little mannish, but she's very much a woman. I hope you're not implying Hank likes his meat zesty.
The better question is why didn't Debbie resist Hank?
She knows damn well that cheating isn't something you can just take back. She's risking everything, and for what?
I don’t find Texas girls attractive. Didn’t she eat a plate of nachos she found in a dumpster or skmethjng?
No. She bought some nachos and soda at the convenience store across the street to then eat as she hid in a dumpster waiting to commit murder.
the few texas chicks I've dated were downright obnoxious, like this weird fake niceness but really shitty underneath.
>this weird fake niceness but really shitty underneath.
Don't think that's specific to just Texas, partner.
Yes, get a wife, just use quality control. Don't shack up and have kids with the first broad that spreads for you; get to know her, meet her family, introduce her to yours, don't ignore red flags.
Can confirm, founding stock Texan here. Texan women are some of the most uppity and obnoxious women on the planet.
Luanne's voice makes me diamonds
Self control is a hell of a thing.
Would you be attracted to a woman you know has fricked your gross, old boss and uses that sexual relation to get paid to lay about all day at work?
he has a wife who he loves
Low libido, he is low test, that's why he got a homosexual kid and can endure being married in a relationship with no sex with a man looking prostitute.
>low t
>can still kick ass
>lives a happy life that gives him fulfillment
How to find the right balance of T to not be onions but also not be an unhinged impulsive moron?
Why the hell being loyal is considered unmanly now? Too much broken households?
Virtues died long ago, some people still like to express virtues for the social clout though
I'm unvaxed. I never wore a mask because I'm not a sub-human moronic slave cattle NPC
I have virtues and standards to uphold. You wouldn't understand, vax cattle
You're talking to morons trying to act tough over a cartoon dad. Not exactly the sharpest tools in the shed.
He's a grown man married like 20 years already, the opportunity of alternative pussey should wake something at the very least
Being loyal is an effort fighting against your own impulses and your dick in that situation, if the thing doesn't even register what's happening something is wrong that's all I'm saying
Peggy still has a decent body. She just dresses like shit.
This, she has librarian energy. Take off the glasses and put on a g-string and she's just as hot.
>Bobby's head
Peggy must be tight
Certain cultures, like Meds, Nips, and Hispanics have a "don't ask, don't tell" attitude towards extramarital affairs. In France it's so bad that you actually need a court order to get a paternity test.
Cinemaphile is like 80% brown Indians and Muslims these days, so don’t be surprised when you see absolute low iq shitskin filth like this
These browncels only notion of masculinity is from Andrew Tate, a literal brown shitskin mutt rapist.
>brown
>Indian
>Muslim
>shitskin
>browncels
>masculinity
>literal brown
>shitskin
>mutt
>rapist
I actually laughed out loud
Your mind must be something else. Truly a product of modernity. A prison of one's own making
NTA but this will never be your site, child pRedditor.
You're surrounded by thirdies, zoomers and worst of all, Franco-Germans. The concept of staying faithful to your wife when some prostitute flashes her bra at you is alien nowadays.
Being loyal is great, being loyal to a gutter-trash fat b***h that disrespects you is pointless.
His wife has better ass and breasts
>those regular sized feet
lmao nah
Suck'em chud.
>more stacked than nancy
No way
big naturals sag like sand bags by middle age
Good, i want those saggers to bounce around while shes on her back
God mihn has no business being so fricking hot. Khan is a homosexual but he has the hottest and most loyal wife
>his wife's hip to tit ratio mogs the other women
absolute brood mare material
Peggy all day baby.
I’d peg Peggy, hard.
Nice shoop, Bill. Also Nancy is single again now that Dale is canonically dead.
Watch the baptism episode and you will understand.
He was a low T beta cuck homosexual zogbot christcuck good goy weakling. He probably thought israelite on a stick skydaddy was gonna smite him.
jews are disgusting
Wasn’t Jesus a israelite?
Trying way too hard
It's this thing called impulse control.
You wouldn't understand.
Hank married his high school sweetheart and despite Peggy being a narcissistic b***h she clearly loves Hank with her heart and soul
low test
Low t. Or has a fetish for very large womens feet
there is literally no point in risking your marriage unless the girl is going to have your children.
What others said:
He loves Peggy and his family.
He was most likely grossed out by her.
His moral compass prevented him from pursuing it (assuming he wasn't grossed out by her).
He knew she was crazy and using him.
It's not hot. Women who wanna frick married men belong in the trash. The men who go through with it belong in a wood chipper.
>verification not required
No shit
boobies weren't big enough
Hank isn't a moronic coomer. Luanne is much better looking White trash anyway.
self control something you wouldn't know about.
White Boomer men should divorce their fat, menopausal wives.
King of the Hill isn't funny
Debbie didn't have a penis so Hank was able to hold back
>get annoyed attractive woman is hitting on you
literally me
>say no to bawds
Simple as
Especially if you have a family
damn this troony isnt going to suck my wiener im so horny and lonely bros
Didn't Hank dislike her? I had the same sort of thing happen with my gf's younger BPD friend with dyed hair and I completely ignored/rejected her. I view her almost like a moronic daughter.
>throw away decades of loyalty to put your dick in a blown out bpd psycho
He resisted because he is smarter than that. Fricking debbie would be a mistake even if hank was single.
Hank righfully saw her as a prostitute and he is married religious man. Simple as. Being a man is being able to resist prostitutes for something more important.
Because the writer wrote that he would resist Debie.
>frick a prostitute
>feel pleasure for 5-10 minutes
>now have to live with the guilt of betraying your wife's trust
>now possibly have STDs and pass them on to your wife
>now wonder if your wife is doing it to you and become paranoid as a reflexive part of the guilt
Resist your monkey moron impulses you stupid Black person. Act like a human. A few moments of pleasure is not worth mental agony and hurting others.
>literally just stop watching porn and you won't stop wanting to have sex with your wife
Isn't that what the boomers did, especially when internet porn or free porn wasn't available? Then they went on to turn divorce into a literal multi-million dollar industry?
Also, wanting to have sex with your wife doesn't mean you'll have sex with her. More often than not, she'll be "not in the mood."
god damn this troony isnt going to suck my dick im going to kms bros
>watch random movie
>thread about it on Cinemaphile
>watch random tv show
>thread about it on Cinemaphile
Just started to watch King of the Hill now, after thinking it was unfunny for the last 20 years.
Also, he resisted Luanne.
A question for amerifats: are trailer park trash girls mostly blonde hot bawds?
No. Most of them start abusing alcohol at about 13. They are mid bawds until about the age of 16 then, in 95% of cases, it is all down hill. I lived in a trailer park as a teenager and happened to be in town/invited to a party by an old friend a couple of years ago. I recognized two people out of about 50 even though I knew them all for the better part of a decade. I thought I was showing my age with a couple greys and crows feet until I saw what these people had become and started counting my blessings.
how many did you count
Let me put it this way. The cute, fit, girl from the track team that took my virginity is now similar in looks, yet somehow even less frickable, than pic related. I counted ALL of the blessings.
14 and older is game in my country. They get very bad in their early 20s? I know trailer thrash are known to be mega obese fatties, but their teenage/early 20s girls look like hot bawds who frick around.
>They get very bad in their early 20s?
Yeah. When I say abusing alcohol I don't mean getting hammered with the boys on the weekend, which is what I did. I mean sneaking out of class to chug pure grain alcohol straight from the bottle you hid in the bathroom. Pregnant at 15 with a 30 year old meth addicted baby daddy type shit.
The funniest thing about trannies/femboys is the fact that they can’t hide the stank stench of their man ass
womens pussies reek too
it's not something i would choose to smell 24/7, but there's some primal appreciation of it that overrides any disgust provided that it's normal wet pussy smell and not any number of infections, disease, or poor hygiene.
latent homosexual
Pussy is one of the best smells a heterosexual man can experience
By contrast a man’s smell incl BO and man-ass is repulsive on a deep level
He loved his wife and son and wouldn’t throw his family away for pussy.
frick the troony left, im never going to get a troony blowjob
frick off you white cuck male
hope you get rangebanned
>I actually triggered the moron spammer
Based.
He's mad that mods blocked his ip range, unfortunatly its just from uploading files and not outright gone
>he resorted to go on reddit
thats where you belong, you bald fat frick
>thats where you belong, you bald fat frick
You know that's where the b*skingay came from and I'm calling that gay a loser, right?
Yes, I'm talking about that guy too. He was spamming his "hot sauce collection" on Cinemaphile and blogposting on Cinemaphile. "I'm an oldgay, I've been here since 2011, I've never been on reddit", that kind of obnoxious homosexual.
If the shoes fits though
>He was spamming his "hot sauce collection" on Cinemaphile and blogposting on Cinemaphile.
I doubt that loser could do a pullup to save his life. IDK if he's been on those boards but wouldn't be surprised if they hate him too.
Not even his parents like him, he lives in a shed in the backyard
yikes. esl poster yelling about someone being new lol. that being said seth can burn in hell.
story of my life
he is a propaneophile, her gases could never fulfill his desire
I was just surprised to see someone posting here that may have lived close by
>Greg Daniels is forcing Mike Judge to make the reboot gay and cringe like cutting Kahn from the series because waycism
>giving the troony this much attention
Literally rent free
Unless you live in bum frick no where you can walk to any lgbt friendly bar and have a normal dating/social life, compare to an incel staying at home on a Friday night posting on a chinese website
Trannies ruin gay bars, please stop it no one wants to see a parody of a person
>a brow turd calling a green turd a piece of shit
both of you go an hero for the betterment of society
Hank is a good man but he IS a boring, straight-laced, low T guy. This is a fact the series jokes about. Straying is not even an option for him.
My wife said she wouldn't care that much if I slept with a prostitute while traveling or something as long as she never found out and there were no emotions.
But, she said if it was a tinder hookup or something that would be the end of the relationship? Not that I would do either, just thought it was interesting, I guess some women really care about the emotional aspect more than the pure sex aspect.
The thought of my wife talking to a strange man at the grocery store makes me angry but I wouldn't give two shits if she hired a gigolo
Interesting, I guess just the transactional nature of it removes the jealously?
We actually have a great sex life so I feel no urge to find other women.
>We actually have a great sex life
That's good then, probably why she doesn't care if you do it in her "unavailability".
Yes. For me it's the same difference as her paying a masseuse and getting a backrub from a guy at work
Your wife just gave you an international hall-pass, do you even realize it? Do you at least keep fricking?
All women are like that deep down, they're all secretly cuckqueans. Their sexuality is different. The idea you're such a stud she can't control you but you control her, they all fantasize about it, but most of them would never admit it. I'm 100% positive every woman has sexually fantasized about their husband/boyfriend with another woman. Even the way they react when they ask about your past relationships is indicative of it. They have such a bizarre interest, there's clearly a sexual component to it.
I’ve also realized this; but it’s complicated with them. They like it, but they also do genuinely hate it. I could tell with my gf that she kind of loved to be jealous over girls being into me, but she would 100% break up with me if I cheated
It's part of the female selection process. Other women being into you means she snagged someone that makes her look good and is desirable. They love that shit. The drama. The appeal. The competition. But I do agree that most of them don't ever actually want it irl. Theres a lot of fetishes for dudes that they might like in porn, but trying them irl would not work. Cuckolding just isn't a good idea for a real relationship. Eventually she'll just get jealous for real and end it.
ok don't give me shit information here. i asked a girl to go exclusive with me and she changed her mind. had the chance to frick someone else this weekend and didn't. also a beautiful girl i fricked like 18 months ago is in town, trying to arrange to see her. if i can't frick her should i lie and say i saw her anyway?
It'd a very deeply buried fetish for them and most of them will never ever act on it. I don't know these women or you so I'm not going to tell you what to do, but if she already shot down going exclusive, you should just frick the other ones soley because you can.
It's a fetish all women have for sure, but it's one of those things they don't bring up outright and it's not a good idea to try and use it as the foundation of a serious relationship.
i mean the girl in town that i have fricked hasn't responded to me (lel at my luck this week) i mean when i talk to the girl i'm dating should i lie and mention she was in town and i saw her?
I wouldn't. She might find out you're lying somehow and then you'll look like a b***h.
noted. still trying to see her though, would love to frick her again she's hot and a freak i regret insisting on a condom the last time
>But
once you hear the but everything before it was bullshit. you will learn this the hard way when you decide to cash in your travelling prostitute.
Because Hank is a true Christian that is the only answer
>By the way: being a wiener sucking homosexual is GREAT! Oh and also people cheat all the time, EVERYONE is doing it lol
How tiresome
So a femboi? They’re superior to trannies anyway, what with the still working dick and minus the mental illness.
Everyone is some variety of mentally ill anon. Our perception is a hallucination of the "real" world, the vast majority (though not all) of which is shared. I'm just a human being. I just stand with the transgirls because they paved the path to allow me to be what I am, so I owe them some advocacy.
But sure, I'm a femboy. Only I'm not naturally fem at all and I'm 30 years old, so not a boy anymore either
Is that some poison your therapist told you? Zhe tell you you're also a raging narcissist obsessed with listening to yourself speak?
Lol no this is the conclusion I've come to after being alive for long enough. Sorry you haven't thought deeply about the nature of consciousness and perception
>Everyone is some variety of mentally ill
Load of horseshit.
Incorrect
What a dumb frick. I'm so glad i wasn't totally raised on the internet.
Lmao the post modern copes that old ugly trannies need to not kill themsleves.
Your big ugly bald troony head isn’t an illusion, we ALL see it.
nta but meds
I think my older brother is getting brain washed by a therapist.
I did get him off his meds with shrooms tho.
I am not some kinda weird spiritualist about shrooms, but I do think they can be helpful.
>IS THAT
>A WOMAN!
>IN HER PANTIES?/??
>OK NOW THIS IS SEXY!!!!
Normal men would be aroused by that. You're broken otherwise, or a gay (You)
You are no different than an animal.
autism
Hank's morals are unshakable, it's why the show is so good
He's not a faithless coombrain like you
she's not his wife
Modern men would rather be cuckolds than sleep with another woman.
Is this the episode with the woman cop, and Peggy kidnapping the mexican child? Man that episode is infuriating. It has funny moments, but man does it piss me off. Peggy and the cop dont even learn their lessons by the end of the episode. They just get away with it.
>Texas women
Hard pass
Once you get a feel for how much of a disaster some women are then cooming at any cost is lot less appealing.
Busting one nut is not worth some moronic harpy screeching at you for the rest of your life.
Ok chud
>you're kinda mid I tell you hwat
>she brought food and drink with her into a smelly, disgusting dumpster
Hank hill is pornographically autistic
hank is very ashamed of all things sexual and he is very insecure about it, he barely has the guts to "court peggy with romantic intent", he's completely autistic when it comes to sex and some woman throwing herself at you is just going to rattle you when you're that much of a autist, that on top of his moral fiber and devout christian upbringing make it nigh impossible for hank to cheat on peggy
a) it would be immoral
b) it would be a sin
c) it would betray peggy
d) he sells propane for gods sake
tldr; easily
You've obviously never been around a crazy woman.
"Don't stick your dick in crazy."
Exist for a reason.
>"Don't stick your dick in crazy."
>Exist for a reason.
Because men don't want other men to frick. Remember than any time a man gives you advice pertaining to sex. Sexually, we are all enemies.
All life is competition, but it doesn't mean I want men to suffer needlessly either dumbass.
Just because I've had sex for instance.
I don't want you to stick your dick in a crazy worthless woman who will only bring suffering to your life.
thanks for reminding me bby ilu
Well I'm already suffering as it is from having lived three decades without knowing what sex feels like, so I'll frick the crazy woman and deal with whatever abstract consequences you're alluding to but can't specify.
>arguing with brownoids
>reasoning with brownoids
A fruitless endeavor. Save your time and energy, anon
What the frick are you talking about?
"Wherever I am, I must also rape."
hank es puto
Because he has Peggy