How could he have been used better?

How could he have been used better?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Being the new love interest for Tails

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rundown that scenario for me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >shad's bike breaks down
        >"oh god, not this lame-ass village"
        >tails outside smokin' a gay, sees shadzy pushing his bike
        >"OI mate, why don't you leave 'er in my shop, i'll fix her tomorrow"
        >shades is confused, but a free bike fix is a free bike fix
        >both start shooting the shit while passing the cig
        >end up realizing they have more in common than expected
        >????
        >they frick so hard tails' shitty hut nearly collapses
        >"And we never say a word to the blue b***h, DEAL?"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >shades is confused, but a free bike fix is a free bike fix

          Tails never said it was free

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Shadow-sama

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Frick that gay shit, but it would be interesting if Tails started following Shadow around sometimes instead of always Sonic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, he isn't already?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Probably by not being used at all if Iizuka was just going to give the writers a bunch of rules on how Shadow shouldn't be treated too humorously in a comedy-driven show.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Problem is Shadow's also in Rise of Lyric so they basically had to incorporate him as a tie-in to that dumpster fire.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The show was way better than Rise of Lyric, though. At worst it was harmless, RoL was the true dumpster fire.

        Shattered Crystal was okay I guess? I'd rather Fire and Ice. The fans hate it for being DKC, but DKC > Sonic anyway.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Right, what I'm saying is Sega is like "use the characters that we are incorporating into the Sonic Boom game" even to the detriment of what they could do with those characters.

          In other words despite being superior the show was playing second fiddle to the game with Sega's strategy around it (they were trying to use the show to drum up interest in the game).

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sadly the glitches were more well-known than the show itself.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sega's decisions never cease to baffle me, especially for a "Sonic made to appeal to Americans" when that was all Sonic ever was from day one.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >"Sonic made to appeal to Americans"
              As much as Western Sonic keeps the brand rich & relevant to non-fans and normies, Sonic Team makes decisions that makes more problems than solutions - and this is deliberate.

              In their hearts, Izuka hates Western Sonic and wishes for the gaijin to embrace his furry DBZ fanfiction like his hardcore fans do.

              With 2000s autism resurging in the mainstream, he might get his wish

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Zoomers grew up on 00s autism, so we're here to fill the gap and create 20s autism 😉

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Dragon Ball elements like Super Sonic predate Iizuka's involvement with the franchise, though. I am fond of shonen Sonic from the early 00s', personally, but I'm not American either, so that might factor in.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sonic X would've been more tolerable if Chris Dyke wasn't in it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I agree with this. Originally, in the pilot pitch made to the network there was no Chris and instead there were other "furry NPCs" rather than humans, but it seems the network decided to add Chris because "super powered animal shows" can't be successful there without a human boy for self-inserting (see: Ash from Pokémon, Genki from Monster Rancher, basically every Chosen Child and Tamer in Digimon...)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's confirmed: execs are moronic no matter what country they're from.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >threads for Shadow on Cinemaphile, Cinemaphile, and /vp/ of all places

    Truly the Year of Shadow.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    By being in Sonic Prime.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > Appears from nowhere.
    >Says something stupid about how Sonic sucks.
    >Proceeds to fight him because yes.
    Sonic Boom's Shadow was the best by far.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not having a million autistic mandates

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's gonna be in Sonic 3, so it counts for something.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's like every sonic character now

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >now

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shadow, according to Mike Pollock and Ian, has it especially bad, though, to the point it's a genuine struggle to do ANYTHING with him.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ian and Pollock are just b***hes. The Prime writers wrote Shadow just fine.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >The Prime writers wrote Shadow just fine.
            It's Man of Action, so obviously they'd deliver.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He looks so feminine

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hot

  8. 1 month ago
    Frosch

    It was funny
    >"your shoddy craftsmanship is a disgrace to all hedgehog kind"
    > eggman the character being super excited for shadow while the delivery of the lines make it clear that shadow is being made fun of by the writers

    I need to rewatch some eps again. Stalker fan, Sticks Info-wars, and Eggman going to evil school are great episodes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The whole show was kino, and I'm glad I got the first season on blu-ray. (I sadly don't have the second, but I need to get it soon...)

      • 1 month ago
        Frosch

        Damn the second season is a huge jump in quality though. Hope you complete your collection anon.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I still have yet to complete my Lower Decks collection, but it'll all be worth it once I have proper funding 🙂

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >only shows up in the finale
    >treated with a faux seriousness that makes his silly dialogue even more hilarious
    >"We'll meet again, Sonic. But next time... it will be on MY terms" is his closing line after both defeats, when both times they literally fought on his terms

    Perfect, no notes, that's why that show is the goat

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Say gex

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shadonic, my friend. It's been around since the Sonic Shorts days.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he is used well.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      and sparingly, don't forget sparingly.

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