How could this be happening?

>the comically evil villian living in his super villian volcano lair whom I helped personally genocided superheroes for money is..........LE BAD?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Childhood is wanting to frick chocolate toothpick
    Manhood is wanting to frick thicc mommy.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sigmahood is wanting to frick both while the old lady that Mr Incredible helps with her insurance watches

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm on a fixed income!
        >Not right now, you're not.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't want both as a child
      low test

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Iirc she's not a toothpick.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always wanted Violet (pre-hairband)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        she was 12, pedo

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was barely 15

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think the argument "I was attracted to 12 year olds when I was 15" gonna help you much during the trial for diddling kids.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Luckily it doesn't matter since I'm not into her now anyway

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      As a kid I wanted the mom, as a big boy now I want Helen AND Violet

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DUDE LE THIGGG MOMMY FAT ASS *slurp*
      you have problems get help

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Violet is hotter

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you for coming to my thread, frick you in advanced

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      sharty won

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was desperate to be love so she just did whatever Syndrome wanted to do. When Mr. Incredible showed her was true love was like that when she realized her relationship with Syndrome and what they were doing was bad.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mirage is so fricking hot it's insane

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Syndrome had a fat wiener to keep her around

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks so happy here

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The NTR look

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He looks so happy here

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got the sense she didn't know he was killing supers. He had her doing all the busy work of his organization, meanwhile hes planning his heroic false flag bullshit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The whole reason Mr Incredible gets into the room with the computer that shows all of the supers who died fighting Kronos is because Mirage was already in it and had to open the door so she could leave.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yup, she knew. The only reason she betrays him is cause she felt thrown away. That Syndrome was willing to let her die. She also seemed comfortable killing supers but not children.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >She also seemed comfortable killing supers but not children.
          Well more than that she realized she was killing Bob's entire family right in front of him. That's fricking dark.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yea, and they were not the targets. They didn't know Elastigirl was Helen. Might be something to killing supes that have a fighting chance too. They lost to a robot, they could have won. They could have never come to the island. They straight attack the plane headed to save Mr.Incredible.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She always reminded me of Christina Aguilera, imagine if she also got thicc with age

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was because Mr. Incredible threatened to kill her and Syndrome seemed okay with that and told him to do it, even if it was calling his bluff.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I thought it was because Mr. Incredible threatened to kill her and Syndrome seemed okay with that and told him to do it
      That's exactly right. OP is just a memeing moron as always

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Person who voted for the leopard's eating faces party was shocked when the leopard tried to eat her face it isn't rocket science

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is great. We didn't know how good we had it, bros.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      We need to go back to promoting thinness so thick girls are insecure and easier again.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Until now I never realized the boobs actually jiggle

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope. And this is the only scene you coomers use as proof. Kys dickless troon.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Blow me, you commie israelite

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        its the only scene you need to use

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that booba jiggle
      Is this the only instance of Pixar using boob physics?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Really specific motion like this was most likely hand-animated. I mean, can you blame the one who did it by hand?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unfortunately that part wasn't hand animated. I remember watching the bonus DVD stuff loads and they went into detail saying this movie was one of the very first pixar movies that they implemented muscle physics on. They specifically went hard on that because they knew there would be lots of movement and that Mr Incredible's body needed to jiggle around with the movement. And also that other characters had lots of different body types.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            That makes sense, but I don't remember seeing her booba jiggle in other scenes. Though it's been a long time since I saw it.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah that's bullshit, you'd have to specifically make breast bones (more than one each) and set them up to jiggle
            t. professional rigger

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Then you're a fricking new age rigger, who thinks a movie made back in 2004 uses the same techniques as what they do now. They didn't need to do it that way back then. Literally just go watch the bonus material on youtube, I have no reason to lecture you when the proof is right there.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Black person, it's still bones. It's always fricking bones. Simulated bones sure, but you have to put the bones there in the first place. There's no "oops we accidentally made the titbones jiggle" because THEY SKINNED HER breasts FOR THAT EXACT REASON

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're an idiot and I can tell it would be a waste of time explaining anything else to you because you're one of those that don't listen. Quite literally, just read my last post again and then read it once more to make sure you understand what I'm telling you. This will be my last response to your posts.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                no, you're an idiot who can't even do the bare minimum fricking research.
                how is helen parr's chest rigged, anon? please, tell me how it doesn't use bones. tell me preciseley how he breasts are rigged, you absolute homosexual.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >those jiggling
      >in a kiddie movie
      damn it was truly a different time

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's like a factory worker at a bullet factory witnessing first-hand what the bullets are used for.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just realized this character is inspired by Bruce Tim’s style.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      PLAP
      PLAP
      PLAP

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Elastigirl will never stretch her clit into the form of a wiener and frick you with it
      Why bother going on bros

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Terrible day to have eyes
        >but srs tho that hot

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick, remember when white man x white woman was allowed? Good times

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You now remember there was an incredibles 2

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't watch that film because I saw a bunch of the hype articles for it were about Helen being a feminist icon or some shit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same here, felt like some forced feminist bullshit and decided to evade that shit.
        The closest I'll ever be to actually watching it was when I saw my little cousin playing the Lego videogame about it (the baby fighting the raccoon was funny I'll give it that)

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't watch that film because I saw a bunch of the hype articles for it were about Helen being a feminist icon or some shit.

          You now remember there was an incredibles 2

          I went in fully expecting it to be woke shit, and it was actually kinda good. Maybe give it a try.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      its alright but the plot is kinda weak and not as endearing as the first one

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love her nose

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are so fricking autistic

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cute giantess

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're thinking of Monsters vs Aliens

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >my le robot… le killed people?

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the men I cat fished to the private murder island.....le died?

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The volcano lair was kino. It came across as cool as frick rather than evil.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Evil and cool are two seperate things. You can have a cool lair that's also evil, that's just kind of what supervillains do.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Much better than The Iron Giant. Never understood the huge praise for that film. Kinda shallow.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no no this cant be happening, I thought we were building a mega holocaust indiscriminate city death robot ICBM. How could le boss be LE BAD?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember being 12 too

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did two 3d animated kids movies (incredibles, Megamind) become the best super hero movies ever made?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Man of Steel and Spiderman 2 BTFO those kid movies easily

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Megamind
      Don't make me laugh

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >plays two black 3d characters in the same year

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd frick the everliving shit out of her

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean she had as much money as she wanted

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dreamworks' Shark Tale : october 1, 2004
    >Pixar's The Incredibles : november 5, 2004
    Good times

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both films are much better on their latin american dubs.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Back in 2001, it was known as The Invincibles. Cars was also known as Route 66.

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