They were in an incredibly complicated cave network, the dude went down an unexplored offshoot thinking it was a majorly traveled part of the tunnel that gets super narrow before widening out at the end.
how did he poop and stuff?
He died within 24 hours, no poop
Any other dumb questions that can be answered by reading the wiki article in 5 minutes?
that would destroy all the cool rocks he wanted to get a look at. as you can see in the diagram, his intention was to get the closest look possible, in the rock's natural pitch black environment.
What's the appeal of doing spelunking in places like this? It's not like it's beautiful to behold inside caves like this. The big majestic caves I understand.
White Man's Burden. >had to explore the world >had to civilize it >visited space >now visits mountain tops with no equipment, caves and underwater caves to escape the diversity handicap he imposed upon himself and his descendants
Pussy. He stayed calm through the whole time. Joked and held a possitive mindset. God welcomed him with delight.
I will die crying like a b***h and become satans bubble butt buddy #1 my dude
He was alive for like 19 hours or some shit. I would have croaked after like one hour max. I'd be like "I'm totally fricked. Might as well stop fighting" and just let myself slowly suffocate or some shit.
I never understood why they couldn’t pull him out with the ropes, they said because his knees wouldn’t bend they way they needed - but its like, he got in there in the first place, just do what you did but in reverse?
I also wonder, if the situation repeats itself (I know Nutty Putty was flooded with concrete, not the point), what would they try now.
I think intentionally breaking his legs would give him better chances to be pulled out.
Also, daily reminder that his corpse is still there, in the same position, for all eternity until the Sun burns the Earth.
I never understood why they couldn’t pull him out with the ropes, they said because his knees wouldn’t bend they way they needed - but its like, he got in there in the first place, just do what you did but in reverse?
They said breaking his legs would have killed him from the shock at that point so I guess they decided dying the other way was more peaceful? I don’t know
If you're pulling so hard it snaps the bone do you really think his skin and ligaments will hold? You'll just pull his feet out and leave the rest down there.
>It is messed up they left them there to die knowing they were still alive inside.
They didn't leave them there, they turned the oil flow back on, effectively moving them somewhere else.
It may be this one:
https://newsday.co.tt/2022/12/28/seeking-the-truth-about-the-paria-diving-tragedy/
But I think I've also read about a similar incident in which at least one diver survived.
>Paria admitted they had no rescue plan, citing that they had 'no legal responsibility to rescue the men'. Further external attempts to save the men were reportedly blocked by Paria.
Reminder that he had his arms stretched alongside his body and the hole was so tight he could move or adjust them. He couldnt scratch his nose or anything
People who do this shit are mentally ill. It is not normal to want to crawl around in tight spaces where death is a significant possibility. Especially since there’s nothing really interesting in these fricking places, it’s just rock walls, maybe an occasional puddle
Really you gotta wonder how this doesn’t happen all the time it seems like every time I watch a tv show about people in caves it involves wedging yourself down the sketchiest little nooks and crannies
There's one guy who was a cave diver and he got separated from his swim buddies, surfaced into a room and never tried to leave it, just stayed there until he starved to death. And they closed the cave which was a mistake because the above ground entrance could have reached him, it was connected.
>alright here's the deal >we could break your legs to get you out >but this has a small chance of killing you of shock >we can't take that risk >so you know what? >we're just gonna leave you here to die >awright mate? >sorry bout that
cast him
Dwayne Johnson
dj qualls
but we haven't even broken his legs yet
I drank the nutty putty.
why they don't use tnt to widen the corridors(no, not after being stuck, before)
They were in an incredibly complicated cave network, the dude went down an unexplored offshoot thinking it was a majorly traveled part of the tunnel that gets super narrow before widening out at the end.
He died within 24 hours, no poop
Any other dumb questions that can be answered by reading the wiki article in 5 minutes?
that would destroy all the cool rocks he wanted to get a look at. as you can see in the diagram, his intention was to get the closest look possible, in the rock's natural pitch black environment.
Disney and Pixars "Stuck"
What's the appeal of doing spelunking in places like this? It's not like it's beautiful to behold inside caves like this. The big majestic caves I understand.
Faustian spirit
Adrenaline junkies. No deeper reason.
because he died where no man has ever been before, thats pretty cool
Unbirthing fetish
buried treasure. duh
Humiliation cave ritual.
whypeepl be crazy
White Man's Burden.
>had to explore the world
>had to civilize it
>visited space
>now visits mountain tops with no equipment, caves and underwater caves to escape the diversity handicap he imposed upon himself and his descendants
how did he poop and stuff?
I would beg for a poison injection in my leg
Pussy. He stayed calm through the whole time. Joked and held a possitive mindset. God welcomed him with delight.
I will die crying like a b***h and become satans bubble butt buddy #1 my dude
You*
FRICK
oh no no no
weird thing to brag about, G
He died crying and pissing his pants
there is no god
he was just a man putting on a face
no intelligent man would think otherwise
>I will die crying like a b***h and become satans bubble butt buddy #1 my dude
lol we know christcuck
Reminder this story was completely fabricated and publicized by dwarves who don’t want you finding their precious gold and gems
they prefer the term "mole people"
>~~*dwarves*~~
They live under New York anon
what r u doing, step cave
He was alive for like 19 hours or some shit. I would have croaked after like one hour max. I'd be like "I'm totally fricked. Might as well stop fighting" and just let myself slowly suffocate or some shit.
Why didn't he just go out the way he came?
I never understood why they couldn’t pull him out with the ropes, they said because his knees wouldn’t bend they way they needed - but its like, he got in there in the first place, just do what you did but in reverse?
I also wonder, if the situation repeats itself (I know Nutty Putty was flooded with concrete, not the point), what would they try now.
I think intentionally breaking his legs would give him better chances to be pulled out.
Also, daily reminder that his corpse is still there, in the same position, for all eternity until the Sun burns the Earth.
They said breaking his legs would have killed him from the shock at that point so I guess they decided dying the other way was more peaceful? I don’t know
If you're pulling so hard it snaps the bone do you really think his skin and ligaments will hold? You'll just pull his feet out and leave the rest down there.
>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>yeah, thats me, on the left. youre probably wondering how these crazy characters ended up in this situation
It is messed up they left them there to die knowing they were still alive inside.
Instead of doing what exactly?
mercy kill them? upon request ofc
How? They inside of a pipe?
Bringing them more air tanks and helping them get out?
>It is messed up they left them there to die knowing they were still alive inside.
They didn't leave them there, they turned the oil flow back on, effectively moving them somewhere else.
what's this one?
It may be this one:
https://newsday.co.tt/2022/12/28/seeking-the-truth-about-the-paria-diving-tragedy/
But I think I've also read about a similar incident in which at least one diver survived.
why didn't they rescue them?
>Paria admitted they had no rescue plan, citing that they had 'no legal responsibility to rescue the men'. Further external attempts to save the men were reportedly blocked by Paria.
I shouldn't but the broken English in that footage made me laugh.
I don't like the way this image makes me feel.
Reminder that he had his arms stretched alongside his body and the hole was so tight he could move or adjust them. He couldnt scratch his nose or anything
What if you tickled his feet while he was in there?
humiliation ritual
Be honest, would you jerk off as your last act?
There wasn’t enough room to jerk off. Probably not even enough room for a boner
Can't he wedge himself up with his boner?
A fate worse than death
Cavers should carry cyanide capsules in their molars like spies if they’re gonna do this dumbass hobby
Don't know why anyone would do this when you can send some kind of robot with a camera on a string to explore this shit now.
People who do this shit are mentally ill. It is not normal to want to crawl around in tight spaces where death is a significant possibility. Especially since there’s nothing really interesting in these fricking places, it’s just rock walls, maybe an occasional puddle
might be a great place to hide your hentai stash
permanently
I really don't get why you wouldn't be able to pull yourself out.
Really you gotta wonder how this doesn’t happen all the time it seems like every time I watch a tv show about people in caves it involves wedging yourself down the sketchiest little nooks and crannies
>I made my mistakes
>TRINITYYYYY
>HELP
.
will you morons ever get bored of talking about this shit
or is there just a constant stream of newbies seeing this for the first time
I wouldn't say anything. I would listen to what he had to say. And that's what no one did.
seethe harder
Will whining about board quality ever achieve anything?
sneed
Nightmare fuel
All they had to do was chip away at the rock under his knees until he could be pulled out
Did you miss the part where he's stuck at end of a twisty narrow tunnel deep underground? They could barely reach him at all.
I have claustrophobia but for some reason this does nothing. Its like i cant even begin to imagine it.
yeah i can't fathom the idea of crawling into a cramped space and just continuing forward, downward, headfirst
like a rabbit jumping into the mouth of a fox
There's one guy who was a cave diver and he got separated from his swim buddies, surfaced into a room and never tried to leave it, just stayed there until he starved to death. And they closed the cave which was a mistake because the above ground entrance could have reached him, it was connected.
JUST TAKE ME DOWN TO THE NUTTY PUTTY
WHERE THE HOLES ARE TIGHT AND THE GIRLS ARE loose
Don't ever put me in that situation.
thanks doc
can't they just give him pcp and drag his ass out there shattered bones and all?
If I ever get stuck like this promise me you guys won’t touch my feet. They’re very sensitive
What did they eat???
iirc they fed him a Capri Sun through a straw.
>yfw you die in the yummy cummy cave
they should have just broken all his bones and pulled him out like a slug
Why not just give him some sort of oxygen tube and fill the cave with water so he floats out?
It was HIS hole.
It was made for HIM.
>alright here's the deal
>we could break your legs to get you out
>but this has a small chance of killing you of shock
>we can't take that risk
>so you know what?
>we're just gonna leave you here to die
>awright mate?
>sorry bout that
>we have the cement mixer already mixing
All he had to do was spin around, have someone pull him, and bend his knees so he can inch forward
Thousands of years from now when they find his body will they be able to look up who it is online? Maybe even find these threads
?si=3UHhlRYTvNlgQfpN
how far deep was he? you think rats go as deep and ate him?