How did a literal right-wing Catholic cartoon that references religious neuroscience propaganda end up on AS? The whole show is just the creators running around the world, finding outcasts with legitimate reasons to be upset at society and telling them it’s their fault. Freud would have a fricking field day with Zach Hadel. What the frick, man. It’s so gross.
>How did a literal right-wing Catholic cartoon that references religious neuroscience propaganda end up on AS? The whole show is just the creators running around the world, finding outcasts with legitimate reasons to be upset at society and telling them it’s their fault. Freud would have a fricking field day with Zach Hadel. What the frick, man. It’s so gross.
And not the scene where Zach’s funny goofball boss character points a fricking AR at the head of Zach’s struggle with nihilism that he compounded from an entirely three-dimensional problem with a lot of nuance into a strawman that gets shot in the brain with an arrow? That’s not more obnoxious to you?
Don't think about it too hard, you'll get an aneurysm from using too many big words at once.
It’s just fricking evil. It’s conformist propaganda. I didn’t think that this is what AS would be up to these days at all.
I didn't get that message at all. You're reading too much into this.
Mock the neopuritan guy all you want, but he never misquoted Zach. He’s relatively open about his beliefs. Porn is evil, instant gratification is ruining men, food addiction, adults wanting to own toys and playing video games a lot is a sign of mental stunting, furries are freaks, the whole nine yards. I imagine he’s only one bad day away from dumping evil israelite lore on Oneyplays. He’s a complete religious psycho.
>He’s a complete religious psycho.
meds
>Porn is evil, instant gratification is ruining men, food addiction, adults wanting to own toys and playing video games a lot is a sign of mental stunting, furries are freaks
All of this is normal and correct to believe.
Where the frick do people get this "religious" shit from?
All of Zach’s beliefs line up with Christianity. Sometimes a spade is just a spade.
I fail to see how him being religious makes him a religious psycho.
Telling people that masturbation fricks up your brain chemicals and trying to gaslight societal down-and-outs who are probably dejected because of their shitty life with self-help rhetoric and attempting to convince them they’re the problem is evil. People operating from that perspective are also pure evil, as will be evidenced by the fact that that last statement will immediately be attacked as projection, like me being a target of the show’s contempt invalidates me from criticizing it. It’s right-wing bigotry through and through. The creator knows it, the fans know it, it’s all there. I don’t know what more you want from me.
>the fact that that last statement will immediately be attacked as projection
As you said yourself, sometimes a spade is just a spade.
I don't think you should apply real-life logic and philosophies to Smiling Friends, just as how you don't do it to shit like Family Guy.
>attempting to convince them theyre the problem is evil
You sound like such a helpless giga homosexual
Self-pity just makes you look pathetic
>societal down-and-outs who are probably dejected because of their shitty life with self-help rhetoric and attempting to convince them they’re the problem
Sometimes a spade is just a spade.
>All of Zach’s beliefs line up with Christianity.
accusing people of pedophilia without evidence isn't nice
nobody accused him of being a school teacher
Zach's beliefs line up more with Buddhism
He seems to think only religious(and specifically christian) people could notice that rampant hedonism can be a bad thing. Which is funny that in the OP he said that the people have legit issues with society yet for some reason one of those issues with society can't be that it provides too much instant gratification.
morons assuming that anything pushing back against the consumerism-driven hedonistic culture must come from people insisting their religion tells them it's bad, and not that there is actual scientific evidence that being a braindead homosexual who spends 10 hours a day on pornhub and burning money ordering delivery food is a terrible way to live.
meds now
>funny cartoon man says jerking off all day probably isn't good for your mental state
>THIS RELIGIOUS PSYCHO IS TARGETING ME DIRECTLY
also lmao @ throwing the furry shit in there as if even other porn addicts aren't still apt to agree with that being weird. I'm guessing a joke in that vein is what had set you off to begin with
homosexual.
The entire show is obnoxious and people who like it should be psychologically evaluated.
You made a preset judgement about the show. You're so firmly stubborn it you can't describe a single scene without explaining your interpritation of every element of the scene. This post makes it embarrasingly obvious what's going on in your head. You're showing everyone your whole ass.
Charlie without his hat is literally just a banana.
I wonder how much onions OP drinks
I didn't find this funny, which is odd cause Zach can be funny.
This cartoon is just internet joke references the short.
I'm surprised mods don't ban this guy on sight like they >>
<<<<< do with people like Famicom and Sharktalegay because this is obviously just a troll
>ban opinions i don’t like
holy 2016
Thankfully to not be as mentally ill as the homosexuals who post here every day mad about Smiling Friends, the homosexual who posts that Angel bunny waifu AR shit every other day, and then the homosexual who gets mad at him for posting it.
to be fair secularism is already a disaster only a few decades in to wide adoption. people are looking back on traditionalism and thinking it makes more sense
Zach is literally Hitler
>creator makes no commentary on the show’s opinions or beliefs for its entire lifespan
>one person on an HTML website used by .0005% of the world’s population hazards a guess that the show’s beliefs stem from religious bigotry
>this is the one thing he feels the need to come out and deny
Neopuritangay had the magic bullet
Unironically why is it now a bad thing to be anti-porn?
Because it’s bad to be wrong? If you want a less condescending answer, it’s because the research cited by Nofap and Fight The New Drug and all the other anti-porn gangs was funded by religious interest groups or groups with religious leaders. They’re not peer-reviewed and haven’t been recreated in a controlled setting. People that run with them believe them because they hate porn or porn addicts, and aside from feelings-based zealots being the main psychographic for Cinemaphile these days, it’s just contemptible and stupid behavior.
Ok but you're conflating two separate statements together. Zach never brought up the brain chemistry in regards to porn.
He said on a podcast that jerking off 7 hours straight was unproductive. To that statement you still have NO answer.... because it is objectively true. jerking off for 7 hours in a row IS unproductive.
>jerking off 7 hours in a row is unproductive
It is, but telling people that playing with your dick is bad for you is also wrong, so I really don’t care. It’s not nearly the most extreme thing he’s said about porn anyway, so again, idk what your deal is
Did he say "all masturbation is wrong", or are you mad about him saying any quantity of masturbation could ever be unproductive?
He has said masturbation is bad for your brain, which is effectively the same statement, just not as extreme as you’re formatting it to try to make me look stupid when I quote him saying something less extreme.
I'm gonna skip to the conclusion on this one and just assume you are a full-on coomer who thinks perpetually having your hand down your pants is actually healthy sexuality. There is no reason to take personal offense to some random person's personal beliefs about whacking off.
just a seething coomer, don't argue with him
It's just funny having heard the exact same incredibly benign statements about self-control and then see someone frothingly angry over it
Because Zach’s statements didn’t stop at “moderation is good”, you fricking slope-skull. Everyone knows having self-control is good. The problem is that Zach goes way further into religious bigotry levels of rhetoric and contempt. I see no reason why you wouldn’t be aware of this, so I’m just going to assume you’re lying through your teeth and you’re just a fundie like him.
Found OP's picture irl. Not seen is the diaper he's wearing.
MOTHERFRICKER
THAT'S NOT ME!
>IT'S NOT TRUE
>IT'S TERRIBLE
Uh huh
>The problem is that Zach goes way further into religious bigotry levels of rhetoric and contempt.
Let me check
>Maybe, uh, don't play videogames all day.
Seems like a you problem.
You don't think a psychoanalyst would have a few things to say about you?
I can't believe how incredibly basic stances of "moderation is good" and "being an obnoxious nihilstic prick is bad" have so thoroughly blasted your ass to this day
How long do you think this lie is gonna keep fooling people? You’re fighting a losing battle trying to obfuscate Zach’s actual beliefs when they’re all publicly available.
Just watch something else, jesus frick!!!
All I remember is another similarly benign statement of "all this access to porn is probably not a good thing"
If you are inspired to obsession over disagreeing with a total stranger, who is perfectly capable of being wrong or just having differing opinions, you are likely personally offended by the stance
you could have done anything else with your time besides dedicating yourself to spamming schizo word salad about an adult swim cartoon
Is the Smiling Schizo trying to get Chris and Zach to notice him again so they'll mention him in another video?
>THERE IS ONLY ONE PERSON ON THE INTERNET WHO DISAGREES WITH ME
There's only one person of the internet with this kind of insane dedication to this one particular topic, yes.
Well that poster count seems to imply it.
Yes, and it's you, you insane fricking fetishist schizo
probably
do you have the video where they mention him?
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God that sounds awesome. I wish Smiling Friends was as based as its detractors say it was.
>finding outcasts with legitimate reasons to be upset at society and telling them it’s their fault
I would say that if you have problems spending all your time blaming society(however valid that claim may be) instead of working to fix your situation is indeed on you.
is zach making these threads
like how roiland would complain about rick's voice
It definitely feels like a Zach thing to do
>The diapergay is still mad at Zach for rightfully calling your fetish gross
GET A LIFE YOU LOSER.
Holy shit I never put it together but these threads started right after that oneyplays episode where they said that people shouldn't just throw their fetishes in people's faces didn't they
They've even commented it on before on the show. The dude is a schizo and has spent literal years calling them puritan Christians and shit. It's quite bizarre.
This entire thread is being bumped by the same nu-chan audience that talks about strangling Neil Cicierega any time someone posts his face
this is some new shit i have never heard before, why are people hating on Neil?
he's just a goofy music guy
I remember something about Neil saying that you shouldn't be sad some piece of shit died to some disney artist that was bullied by Neil's sister.
There was a pretty rich presence from like 2020-2022 of immigrants from some online clique that absolutely loathed and despised nerds. They would show up in the replies to every major Cinemaphile thread involving a game created by a nerdy guy and talk about how much they hated them, and any time someone posted a picture of a stereotypically nerdy-looking guy like Neil or that Friday Night Funkin’ eyebrow kid, you’d get replies out of nowhere talking about how direly they wanted to strangle them. I assume some youtuber started it and it struck a chord because the single-channel brains that occupy Cinemaphile now are very easily influenced by things that make the slightest bit of connection with them.
>he's just a goofy music guy
He's an incredible homosexual and has been
>supporting Jon 'I'm a white arab' Jaffari
lmao @ u
have a nice day
Even if you share the same politics as him, his content is literally the worst I've ever seen now. He went the way of GameGrumps while denouncing and leaving GameGrumps. He's a hack.
Meh, still gets a chuckle out of me. Though I couldn't sit through the one with the cripple fella.
>the cripple fella
I’ll keep watching his videos and giving him money just to spite you and the other ass parasites who hate him
>supporting react content
Enjoy your slop I guess.
>Paying to spite other people
That's the gayest shit ever. I'll keep watching because it amuses me he'll put on an elaborate and specific outfit for a single five second gag he'll never revisit.
Didn't see the debate but sounds like he was entirely right.
Don’t worry, Christians of Cinemaphile, we promise that coming into these threads every time they get made to call the people that make them porn-addicted shit-eating diaperfur pedo loser incel freaks with no life who need to be psychoanalyzed, medicated and killed doesn’t make you look insecure at all
A man spends literal years of his life spamming a board with obnoxious bullshit he doesn't actually believe, wherein he accuses an eceleb he's never met of having antisocial tendencies and trying to shove things down peoples' throats over the internet. What's the word for this phenomenon?
Industrycuck
Autism, with a bit of undiagnosed schizophrenia mixed in.
>There's a nuclear amount of autism on this board over a fricking [as] comedy cartoon
I'm convinced "schizos" are just trolls Cinemaphile endlessly feeds because mods and jannys are busy protecting the anime board that actually matters.
All slang and phraseology on this board is just stuff the Internet Historian fanbase learned when they immigrated here from Reddit
I don't think he's religious he's just a homosexual
Thinks blowjob videos are "hardcore" lol
OP is a homosexual.
>zach's kryptonite
Anon, I…! Please delete that! Just looking at it makes me feel like my testosterone is being sapped by diaperfurs somehow!
It will never not be funny to me that a show like Smiling Friends has made someone seethe so fricking hard for over a year, and all over Freudian reaches into single lines of dialogue and the hardest projecting I’ve ever seen in my life.
Seethe harder
That would require you to make another thread lmao
How many threads of seethe and cope have you started? 100? 200?
The dude has been seething for far much longer than that. Zach mentioned something about not throwing your disgusting fetishes in everyone's face and the diapergay has been seething about it in every OneyPlays and Zach adjacent thread since.
Reminds me of the Silent Hill schizo who thinks the game is about circumcision.
you mean they both seem crazy on the surface but everything they say is correct?
i wouldn’t say we’re both correct
i made the infographics solely to upset people, but Alex Shepherd actually believed in his shit lol
Has it not occurred to this guy that Zach has been friends with Cory, a literal porn artist and troony-fricker, for over ten years? The issue isn't that porn and stuff exists, the issue is people lean too hard into it or overindulge.
“friends”
>right wing doesn’t mean anything any more
>nazi is now a buzzword
>literal doesn’t mean anything now
>Catholic
Was a child raped? I haven't watched all the SF episodes.
Uhm, chuderino? Teachers rape kids at double the rate clergymen do.
>neopuritan
>sky daddy
>muh religious morals
do gays really need all this fictional shit so they dont become complete degenerates that jack off 24/7? i am an atheist and im always amazed how coombrained and consumer brained people can be to be mad at any small critique or joke about them being coomers
I'm agnostic and I shoved a plastic dick up my ass for two hours yesterday