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How did Frozen Empire fail? It had everything everyone wanted...
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Boring unfunny slop written by millennials trying to sound cool and appeal to zoomers and pander with the memberberries for gen Xers. It's a confused movie that has too many characters and doesn't know what it is. Ghostbusters sucks outside of the first movie, the cartoon, and the PS3 game.
The implication here that zoomers are cool is funnier than anything in the movie itself.
zoomers are lame as shit but they're the current young generation so these idiot writers are trying to appeal to them
>It had everything everyone wanted...
Barely any actual ghostbusting in the ghostbusters movie
Hot milf
I LOVE COONS
that's my wife carrie coom?
not enough of that cyborg girl
They sold it as a Finn Wolfhard film but he was in it for 5 seconds
Those pointless unfunny female characters I’d guess
>instead of ghostbusting let’s make the whole film about some obnoxious lesbian israelite rat kid being moody
Brilliant
The two cuties on the right desperately need to be straight up DRAPED in my fricking CUM!!!FACT!!!
I'd slime them too
Nobody wanted more ghostbusters
Basically all these
I'd like to put some baby buns in that nigresses oven, if you catch my drift.
Not enough Coon.
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Too many coons if you ask me
>Too many coons if you ask me
Not enuff I say
Coon lover
It didn't have lesbian ghost romance...they flacked out at the winning line.
Remove all the female characters
Have Paul Rudd, Finn, and Podcast as A team busting ghosts
The OGs as B team investigating the villain
Instant improvement
gay
>let's make this shit a sausage fest for the homosexual audience
OK gay
Get the frick out of here
I don't think i will, ma'am.
Have you happened to watch the original ghostbusters?
Sigourney Weaver existed in the original, homosexual AIDS spreader.
Yeah Sigourney Weaver, one of the OG Ghosbusters who led the film. Get the frick out of here moron
Are you fricking moronic? Sigourney Weaver is a woman and not a Ghostbuster, and neither did she lead the film.
ESL Pajeet detected
Everything I said is correct. Therefore you are a homosexual. Go back to the Fallout threads.
Why do all Indians talk that way online
No other nationality is so easy to identify and so uniform in their typing style and cadence
Whole country of bots or something
I wish pajeets would frick off and make their own imageboard instead of shitting up Cinemaphile.
learn to read you dumb fricking Black person
The original fricking sucks anyway. The entire franchise is just boring
Homos get the rope.
This movie needed to be a teen lesbian romance flick with i guess some ghostbusting from time to time.
Also at least 3 unsimulated sex scenes.
Turning Ghosbusters into some chick flick has done permanent damage to the franchise
>female ghostbusters
>it flops
What a surprise
the original was an adult comedy that happens to be fun enough for kids, that genre is dead now, not even stoner comedy is a thing anymore
I’m so happy to be back from a 30 day ban. Did you guys miss me?
How’d you manage to get banned for a month and not evade?
he is a lawful evil alignment
A face made to be plastered in a white man's cum!!!FACT!!!
how is that career going
It needed more GILF Annie Potts, more Ghostbusting, and no zoomer lesbian subplot
Seriously. Anon needs to learn how to ban evade lol
Literally who the frick cares about Ghostbusters
Why do they keep trying to make a franchise from this shitty comfort food movie that was popular with boomers three decades ago
The original movie isn't even good it's dogshit which exists solely for redditors to quote it to each other
Like who tf is watching that shit today and laughing their ass off at a giant marshmallow man or a green slime ghost? Who enjoys Bill Murrays lazy shtick outside of redditors in the year 2013
Literally who
Who wants a franchise out of this movie. And why
Why are they trying so hard
Like where is the Meatballs expanded universe? A Porkies sequel maybe? What are the gang from Caddyshack up to these days? Has there been an epic team up between the cast of Mannequin and Class in some crossover event? Get fricked
Three words will answer all these questions: Sony Pictures Entertainment.
People boycotted because they made Dickless mayor.
The villain was underwhelming. Just felt like a CGI creation compared to Gozer and Vigo.
>put hot teens in the movie
>make them lesbians
>no hot lesbian sex
what is the fricking point m8
That black girl was also in Madame Web. Kind of crazy to be in two back-to-back flops released by the same studio.
3 frickable women, 1 unfrickable negress
Lesbian thing was really unnecessery. Just to reminds us on 2016 abdomination. Anyway,I can see them trying to Milk this one more time and then put it on shelf for some time. Until they have some actual fresh ideas.
Yikes! Look how slightly yellow her teeth are. Better yank them out and put huge fakies in their place!
>Ghostbursters was never that good
>II was already meh, leaned too much into the cartoon
>27 years later they released that shit mess with all women cast
>franchise takes a fricking dive
>5 years later comes Aftterlife
>too long for people to care, too soon for people still disgusted
>it's a fricking fanfic film full of kids and insufferable fanservice
>some people went to see, don't know anybody who liked, specially hardcore fans
Why the sequel to this shit train of a franchise has failed? It's a mystery.
>videogame is universally liked
Just do whatever they did with that
They used script elements for cancelled Ghostbusters 3 and brought back all the busters. Whoops!
God I wish she was a giantess
Carrie coon more like Carrie COOM
i swear to god black girls are just too ugly to ever make me hard.
New Kennykino incoming
>“’Everything I Never Did’ is a bittersweet love story that throws away cliches and sparks with originality, spontaneity, and surprise,” the producers said. “It tells the story of troubled teen Liam Black and Jenna Reid (Grace), a seriously ill girl, who together embark on a transformative journey of living and loving in the face of adversity.”
https://variety.com/2024/film/news/mckenna-grace-everything-i-never-did-1235977793/
>WE'RE NOT DOING CLICHES
>does the doomed couple due to sickness cliche
Why does Xochitl eat Kenny's taco?
Only way that film turns out to be kino is if the sick girl turns out to be faking it (a psychological horror).
My buddy was seeing this chick for a while that used to have cancer. They broke up and later he found out from a mutual friend that she made the whole cancer story up.
Fail?
As in make a profit?
I get /tv is full of morons, but I was under the impression zoomies do know basic math.
never heard of it
Kenny
yes?
Sex