How did Fry get so much pussy?
He was an unhealthy 25 year old slob on minimum wage! How unrealistic!!
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How did Fry get so much pussy? He was an unhealthy 25 year old slob on minimum wage! How unrealistic!!
How did Fry get so much pussy?
He was an unhealthy 25 year old slob on minimum wage! How unrealistic!!
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just be confident bro
It's pretty easy to get laid when the writers are on your side
>tfw not a main character, only a side character so writers never give me good plotlines
Fry didn't think of himself as a loser. Self confidence is really that easy
I love how consistent they kept this attribute about him from the very first episode
Objectively in the setting his life is shit but he can never recognize his life is shit because it's still such a step up from delivering pizzas in 1999 Times Square
i love this.
its like how nowadays i can get a muslim slave to deliver me taco bell at 9pm to my apartment while i watch a plethora of entertainment when kings even 100 years ago had fricking theater/opera and didnt even know of mexican food
even the most bottom fricks in the future would live better than people in the past hence 1000 years in the future as a loser in 1999 is miles better than being a loser in year 3000
False comparison. The meat and vegetables eaten by that king would have been far more sumptuous than whatever slop taco bell is currently doling out. Kings lived in palaces, were entertained by the best muscians and playwrights who catered to their personal tastes, and they had multiple, beautiful, young mistresses whom they could bed whenever they wished. You are a twenty something year old virgin who rents a shoebox apartment. You make do with glorified propaganda authored by bad writers who actively hate you and your tastes; you are forced to eat largely stale, oversalted crap that is laden with carcinogenic colours, flavours, preservatives, emulsafiers, raising agents and so on. And, as if this were not bad enough, you must do this all in the handful of hours you're given free by your corporate overlords each week.
Yeah all true, but kings drained the treasury paying for self indulgent bullshit and lived in paranoid fear of being usurped by jealous and resentful courtiers.
Cool, I got the king beat. My car makes 800 horsepower, I've got more horsepower than your example of nobility and I don't have to shit in a chamber pot!
>car goes fast so it's OK that I'm a slave
>n-no I can't drive it as fast as I want on most roads... that's illegal
Youre actually moronic.
Hope your boss doesn't fire you tomorrow for turning up half asleep!
>you are... le virgin!
ywnbaw
I am not saying that to humiliate him. I am saying it to make a point and because it's the most likely option statistically.
well now you are projecting
>just 34% of male University students report being sexually active while studying at University and 43% report never having had sex
You could have just post "shut up incel" at the very start so there was no confusion you're a raging idiot.
>You could have just post
ESL bro take a chill pill
>ESL outs himself AGAIN and doesn't understand how
Why so brown?
feminists are usually brown
white men only pretend to be woke irl to get laid
browns have to internalize it because it doesn’t work for them
>air conditioning and heating
>working plumbing
>water doesnt poison you
>eat any food from around the world prepared by someone else
>buy food from around the world and have your own kitchen to prepare anything you want with recipes from around the world
>entertainment of any type from across the world available 24/7
>access to virtually all of human knowledge instantly in your hand
>speak to anyone in the world any time
>dont live with countless rashes and parasites
>have medicine that will dull pain and prevent you from dying of minor cuts
>BUT MUH MISTRESSES!!!! SEEEEEEEEX!!!! COOM COOM!!!!
>EVERYONE EATS LIKE SHIT JUST LIKE ME!
>EVERYONE IS A WAGE SLAVE JUST LIKE ME!
>REEEEEEEEE WHY ARENT I A KING???????? ITS NOT FAIR!!!!
>air conditioning and heating
Not needed.
>working plumbing
Granted.
>eat any food from around the world prepared by someone else
If you mean " premade Japanese/Chinese/Mexican/Indian food prepared by a Pakistani man in the back" then sure. Most foreign restaurants aren't good because their owners constantly cut corners.
>buy food from around the world and have your own kitchen to prepare anything you want with recipes from around the world
Most people are too tired from work to cook for themselves. Most people lack the skill to make truly authentic dishes.
>entertainment of any type from across the world available 24/7
Re-read my initial point about 95% of it being vapid propaganda.
>access to virtually all of human knowledge instantly in your hand
Google and other search engines actively sensor their results and most worthwhile information is locked behind a paywall. Again, most people are too tired from work to properly research a topic anyway.
>speak to anyone in the world any time
I'm sure you have plenty of friends from all over the world, anon.
>dont live with countless rashes and parasites
Overblown.
>have medicine that will dull pain and prevent you from dying of minor cuts
People didn't die from minor cuts to anywhere near the degree that you think.
>BUT MUH MISTRESSES!!!! SEEEEEEEEX!!!! COOM COOM!!!!
Yes, sex with a woman who loves you and whom you love in turn is one of the most fulfilling experiences life has to offer.
>EVERYONE EATS LIKE SHIT JUST LIKE ME!
I don't eat shit, but the vast majority of people are forced to by their income and available time.
>EVERYONE IS A WAGE SLAVE JUST LIKE ME!
I am not a wage slave. The vast majority of people are sadly forced to be.
>REEEEEEEEE WHY ARENT I A KING???????? ITS NOT FAIR!!!!
It isn't fair that people should have to suffer in this way, no. Mindlessly glorifying your slavery in comparison to a caricature of a medieval king's existence helps no-one.
Holy cope
You were caught being a moron and now you are coping.
>name calling
I accept your concession.
Muh love is irrelevant and is normalgay cope. Most women have loose or mid tier pussies at best and cannot deep throat. Even if she is tight and can throat you it's the same thing as an onahole and a good oral sleeve. Gtfo.
Heating/cooling systems are perhaps the technology most responsible for the massive population growth of the 20th century besides antibiotics you actual tard. A majority of the worlds power is spent on it.
>the massive population growth of the 20th century
Why do you insist on this being an inherently good thing?
He's content, which is superior to wasting your years trying to find happiness.
I love how genuinely hurt he is when his ex said her mom also thought he was a loser
>Beth said that?
the latest season is awful, and the writing even acknowledges it.
I thought the whole time stopping end was quite nice.
no he means the NEW season
That's like four last seasons ago anon.
Oh dear jesus, they made more? I thought it was a decent ending.
>he doesn't know
Save yourself, anon.
>writing even acknowledges it
I haven't seen a single episode of the new season, how do they acknowledge it?
I liked the first 3 or so episodes but haven't seen any more. The show hasn't changed as much as people complain you're just over the premise and characters it's been over 20 years
The revival after the movies were a marked step down in quality. Haven't seen the new stuff yet but if they do referential episodes that are half a decade out of date again like with the Susan Boil / Eye Phone episode I'll just skip it.
Futurama is supposed to be "smart" dumb comedy. They shouldn't try to be South Park by commenting on "current" events.
There are plenty of loser women to have sex with as a loser. The problem most losers have is they think they deserve high end women despite being losers
do they though? don't most just bang within their type? druggie dudes bang druggie chicks, music scene dudes bang music scene chicks, etc
Either that or the complete opposite. As in guitar music dude bangs drawing art chick, etc. Or for better understanding leftie chick bangs right-wing dude from time to time.
NTA but fricking hell I loved it a few years ago I could put on a stupid red hat & walk around on campus & have a bunch of women try to call me out on my "views" (I don't actually support Trump, but the hat drew them in) so then I'd say some right winger lines & tell them to prove me wrong. After a bit of listening to them ramble I'd ask them to join me for lunch & keep talking. Then I'd go to leave & ask for their number or whatever & it was very successful. So many hook ups. Sometimes they'd invite me to their dorm within like an hour or two of meeting me & go straight to sex. Women are moronic. If you spend time with them they sort of self justify that they are spending time with you because they like you, so then they decide that if they like you maybe they should sleep with you. It's why women frick dudes in their class, or their job all the fricking time. Women don't process things the same way men do. If you want to frick a girl figure out a way to have her around you. I made liberal women mad at me so they'd spend time "fixing" me & once their brains were trying to process the sunk cost fallacy of her arguing with me she would have her pants off & bent over her roommates bed
unironically this. just look how many femcels there are, but both they and the incels think they are better than one another.
Where do I find these femcels?
Like how trannies think they deserve to date real women?
Exactly. As soon as they start settling for other trannies, they can (and do) land an orgy any night they want.
And very quickly and inevitably catch STD's.
Stop lying
i love it when incels pull out graphs to explain their virginity lmao
why's that
It takes an especially online point of view to look at how people act when viewing a catalog of mates and assume that has any relevance to how to go to a club and pick up a woman.
Do you think the club scene is completely divorced from the sexual psychology and behavior you see everywhere else?
Yes.
t. life experience
You've never been inside a club, you just heard people say it's a good place to get laid.
There is also selection bias.
Most attractive men wont be needing a dating website like ok cupid, only losers will be using it.
For the women, slap some makeup on and most men will simp, ad to it that females by nature have to be more selective and you get a skewed curve
Because it's not true? All it takes is a colored graph and a source of "trust me bro" and people who don't get laid will absolutely believe it.
Fun fact is that unattractive men tend to judge woman closer to that woman's graph and attractive men tend to be more consistent in judging looks.
Trust me bro.
BTFO
>dating app
try real life instead buddy
real life is even worse
the guy that posted this wracks his brain trying to figure out why he sees hot chicks hanging out with 0/10 Black folk.
Bitch, it's because those 0/10 Black folk ASK THEM OUT. They don't whinge and feel afraid that they'll be imprisoned for life for asking a girl's number.
>B-but I heard on Cinemaphile that one guy, once, somewhere, was arrested for sexual harassment for asking a girl out!
It's pathetic.
so after men have been told into acting different and your solution is to “just act different”
Yes. Stop being a pussy. It's done you no favors while the rest of the world is trampling you to death.
my daughter is due march 26
you need to stop gaslighting people just to make yourself feel better about being a bad person
you don’t have any advice because you aren’t a success story
What's your problem, homosexual?
You think I must be a failure because I'm telling people to not be afraid to 'ask girls out'?
What sort of piece of shit are you?
you don’t have any real advice
stop insulting people who have actual problems in life by gaslighting them with your corporate feminism victim blaming from reddit
>you don’t have any real advice
"Ask girls out if you want to have a girlfriend. You're seriously not going to get arrested for it" is real advice, you massive homosexual.
What's your fricking problem?
you will help exactly 0 (zero) men get laid in your life
but you don’t want to anyway
I've helped several dudes ask out girls and they ended up getting married to them. Now tell us what your fricking problem is.
my dad works for nintendo and yours doesn’t
my opinions are right and yours aren’t
see how many people i just convinced of my position?
You've only convinced everyone that you're a clown, but we knew that already by the way you reacted to some extremely basic relationship advice.
tell me more of other peoples opinions of me because that’s where you are in the argument lmfao
those 0/10 Black folk don’t get in trouble for anything because they are the medias golden boys aka when women are told to persue
Nobody gets in trouble for asking women out. Your high estrogen makes it difficult for you to practice proper threat assessment, so you've blow up an extremely unlikely threat into life-ruining expectation.
you have no argument though you’re just talking down to me now and making claims about hormones
you have nothing smart to say
>you have no argument though
The frick are you talking about? Are you moronic?
OMG IM SCREAMING AND PISSING MYSELF HELP ME OH MY GOD OH NO WHAT THE FRICK HELP ME GOD I HAVE NO ARGUMENT
>Going into hysterics
another sign of high estrogen and no T.
my dad works at nintendo and yours doesn’t
>Nobody gets in trouble for asking women out
you hand over your dignity and reputation, yeah no trouble at all.. women are vile nowadays, they expose you to their group of friends and you become a laughing stock
>you hand over your dignity and reputation, yeah no trouble at all.
lol wut?
She says "Uh, No thanks." dude.
You don't lose your dignity nor reputation over that.
Stop being a b***h.
you don’t know what women will say
you are just trying to make yourself feel better by pretending people don’t have real problems
society is sick and your gaslighting is entropic
>you don’t know what women will say
So? The worst thing they'll say is "No." or "Ew."
Who gives a frick? Don't make it a big deal to ask them out for dinner and it won't be a big deal when they say "No"
It's more dignified to ask out a girl and be turned down than to seethe about never taking a chance. That makes you a loser.
the worst thing they’ll say isn’t whatever you put in your post
you don’t decide reality or dignity
your framework of what makes a loser is subjective and feminine and disregarded
i think you are the loser for being so feminist and low iq
You know that picture of the guy that hangs up a curtain and invents his own monsters to be afraid of?
That's you.
Grow some balls and ask a girl out.
It's not as bad as you think it is. You'll live through it, and you'll have a frick of a lot more dignity than whatever you're trying to scrape together now.
you know my strawman? that’s you
i’ve never asked a woman out and my gf is pregnant
men don’t have to do anything other than expose feminism and dismantle hoeflation
telling guys to act like normal right now is extremely disrespectful and unrealistic
lol wut is this post?
A dude that had to be asked out by a girl in order to actually have a relationship is complaining about feminism?
can anybody read this nonsense that doesn’t make people disagree with me
because i can’t
it’s so stupid and nonsensical!!!
nobody read this post or else!!!
I have, many times. It comes to a point where you realize that you're 30+ and not a single girl has ever shown an interest in you, and they keep shooting down any advances. Gas lighting homosexual.
you are responding to a victim blaming feminist privileged sadist midwit
they will have millions of good men die before hoeflation is curbed just so that fat ugly mentally ill pigs can breed
>H-he's victim blaming me!
>He's a sadist, telling me to ask out girls!!!
>B-because I'm afraid to ask out girls!!!
lol what a b***h
your prevalence to attempt to reframe things fallaciously thorough greentext strawmanning is noted
yes you are a woman who will not stop me from exposing feminism and hoeflation
It's not fallacious. It's what people hear when you sperg out like that. You want to know what everyone thinks when a man uses the term 'victim blaming' without irony?
it is fallacious and you are victim blaming and have no argument
you admitted to being fat
your bf had to settle for you because of the hoeflation you desperately cling to and worship and defend
>I've asked out girls many times!!!
uh huh
that's why you think that asking out a girl damages your reputation and dignity?
Clown.
>You don't lose your dignity nor reputation over that.
yes you fricking do, try doing it at your workplace or college
once the other women find out you've been rejected by one of them, they will avoid you like the plague
you’re talking to a woman who denies that feminism is bad or that hoeflation exists
You're just admitting that everything I've said so far about you is true.
I'm not the anon you replied to
It still applies.
Though 'shitting where you eat' is discouraged, asking a girl out at work might make it weird or awkward, but you don't lose 'dignity' over it.
The frick does 'dignity' mean to you spergs at this point anyway?
the person who mentioned dignity was a feminist projecting
Why do you think you lose dignity by asking a girl if she wants to go out on a date? It just doesn’t make sense. She says yes or no and you move on with your life.
why would he ask a woman out on a date? what makes you think he’s high value enough to be entitled to approach me?
That’s not really the guys problem, either she says yes or she says no.
He's human. he was born with enough value to approach another human.
It's her job to decide if putting up with his autism is worth the free lunch or not.
women decide if a man has value or not
we do it by following whatever israeli men tell us on tv and social media
if you don’t adhere to this arbitrary framework you are low value and not trying hard enough and just making excuses
if you don’t submit to a false system made by people who hate you i will withhold sex because that is what i am told to do
women famously love it when your racist and spout /misc/ shit
women love it when you are chad or tall or have money
pretending you can gate keep pussy online by being a karen to people with opinions doesn’t help humanity
>high end women
Does not exists.
Even highest end of women are mid.
Here is a little tip for you all, be abusive and masculine as possible. Being dominant works on 90% of women. Rest 10% are worthless.
If you lack confidence just rape until and you get all the self doubt out of the system.
What is examples of abusive and masculine, i try this but it doesnt seem to work really
what is a high end woman?
Now this is an interesting theory, incel men and women could be having sex with eachother but dont because they despise one another
statistics prove you wrong
So zoomer males are twice as likely to be unfrickable losers than literally everyone else?
No, its because of systemic factors, cultural feminism, structural inequality.
keep making excuses
while refusing to learn anything except further ways to excuse your failures
apparently THAT is all you're being taught in school, or it's all you're willing to learn
It's what everyone else is told. If everyone gets to blame society for their failures, incels should be able to as well.
>incels should be able to as well.
incels are the males who are buying it.
The ones that dont can frick whenever they want.
not an argument
more gaslighting and talking down
>'take control of your life' is 'talking down'
lol you really are a b***h
you don't understand how men speak to one another
Ignoring the fact that more men than ever aren't having sex thanks to the proliferation of third wave feminism, social media, and dating apps is ridiculous at this point. You out yourself as someone who has nothing worthwhile to add to the conversation. Your "pep talk" is stale, and your talking points have already been refuted numerous times (in this thread and in many other threads already).
Your talking point is that you're an incel and you've tried nothing and now you're out of ideas, and yet EVERYONE ELSE is the stupid one.
So take this "lol" and go frick yourself with it, you clown.
you have no arguments
you have no facts
you have no wisdom
you have lost
I've shared plenty of all of those. You're just too moronic to take it. Let me show you in meme format how you're acting. Maybe that will help.
you have no arguments
you have no facts
you have no wisdom
you have lost
men need to dedicate energy to dismantling the lies of feminism and removing hoeflation
you are fighting a losing battle
Have you tried speaking to a woman?
my daughter is due march 26th
FRICK israeliteS
FRICK Black folk
FRICK AMERICA
FRICK FEMINISM
FRICK LYING LOSERS ONLINE
FRICK GASLIGHTING LOSERS
I BRED WITHOUT FOLLOWING YOUR MADE UP RULES
I WONT KILL MYSELF
I WILL NEVER EXPOSING AND CURBSTOMPING YOU
>posting pics of someone else's underage daughter on Cinemaphile
Wtf man?
Where's your argument, bro? You sound like you're having a melty because you know what you're saying is garbage but you're too conceited to accept the truth of the matter.
>Where's your argument, bro?
Nobody likes a whiny b***h, so stop being a whiny b***h.
Asking girls out isn't dangerous and your hysterical fear of it is a major block of starting a relationship with the opposite sex.
You're being a tremendous homosexual when you excuse your own failings onto society.
ex: People that blame 'hoeflation' on everything are failed males
There. 3 irrefutable arguments.
gaslighting and strawmanning and projecting are not arguments
hoeflation is real
men are not having sex
you have no wisdom or advice
you are a feminist shifting blame
>Telling someone to stop being a homosexual is "feminism"
Were you castrated? I've never seen such a defeated wretch. It looks like every adult in your life has failed you at this point -- but as a man, it's your fricking job to move on from that.
AND STOP CALLING ADVICE 'GASLIGHTING' you dumb piece of shit. You'll NEVER improve your miserable existence like that.
prove you aren’t a low iq feminist
I've literally never been called a feminist in my life until this thread, because I've never interacted with such an estrogen-rich blob of idiocy in my life.
What part of saying that "going into hysterics" and "risk avoidance" and "poor threat assessment" being high-estrogen traits does a feminist typically espouse?
You're like the dumbest motherfricker on the site.
i don’t care about your life
i’m responding to your posts
you are a feminist who victim blames men instead of correctly assessing the issues
If he was castrated I don't think he's had sex bro or could for that matter but hey what's your knowledge of rodeo clowns like as a profession? Could you be as extensive on that matter as possible please?
Women are subhuman who deserve no rights or autonomy at all. Men through out time who had sex, married , had kids etc viewed it the same way. All male sexlesslessness is exclusively the fault of women because all men want sex at all times and don't care who they do it with, so its women are holding things up. Go back to r 3 d d 1 t.
no you’re supposed to pretend that your ancestors had to jump through late stage israeli capitalism hoops and compete with every other male in the world on apps just like you do while being fed secret microplastics and told by all media and institutions that you are an evil entitled outdated rapist
Yep. Can we ban all women from Cinemaphile already? Also typing "incel" needs to be an auto ban.
aww does seeing the "I" word case you mental anguish?
Ingrid? Ingot? Insect? International assassin? Ooooh do you like james bond at all? Isn't he cool? I kinda like the english vibes you know?
No, it's still an indicator someone is a tourist or a woman. It's also a form of slander.
It's also true.
whatever i say is true
it’s true
whatever you say is false
it’s true
sorry
i win
See
wait but if he's not right and you aren't right AND i'm not right who the frick is right? and how do I get laid when I can't hangout with the right person who knows the truth because you him and I don't Frick I might be fricked ah shit
Stop babbling like a homosexual.
take your own advice you worthless idiot
There's some truth in here.... i'm just not seeing it. What do you guys think?
>how do I get laid
you don't.
Allow me to explain this with a simple analogy
>man A: the dam is about to break and the city will soon be flooded.
>Man B: Woah! Bro... what are you? A weakling? Just carry the water.
>Man A: I cannot carry enough water for everyone. Even if I find some way to transport some water, and my family and I have enough water, and we escape in time, everyone else will die.
>Man B: Hey, bro, that sounds kinda whiny. You're not a whiny b***h are you?
>Man A: The dam has now broken and everyone is dead.
You are man B. We are long past the point of telling young men to simply man up and ask girls out. That doesn't work in the current climate. In the current climate, gender relations are so bad that we likely won't have enough people to replace our aging society (and still have it be our society). Evidently the social system has failed in its safeguarding of the population and gender roles, and it is therefore the social system which must be changed. Blaming young men hasn't worked and it will not work because this problem is bigger than them.
>ASKING GIRLS OUT IS THE SAME THING AS
you're such a fricking clown. You're completely spineless.
not an argument but keep the insults coming it really shows how wrong and emotionally unstable you are
>not an argument
Yes it was. You're just too obnoxiously defeated to even acknowledge it.
you will never stop incels from breeding
You are now so upset you're becoming incoherent. Still waiting on your actual arguments.
Were you the one that tried to compare asking a girl out to diverting a river with a bucket before a dam breaks
and you want to talk about incoherency?
>Were you the one that tried to compare asking a girl out to diverting a river with a bucket before a dam breaks
Way to completely misinterpret what was written. I can now see that you actually lack the intelligence to see what people in this thread have been trying to show you for the past half hour. You are destined to accept mainstream viewpoints because that is all you are capable of parsing.
there's no 'intelligence' coming from the defeated morons in this thread.
Go ahead and dumb down how 'carry the water with your hands' is in any way, in any universe, equivalent to saying "ask the girl out"?
>women refuse to touch my peepee
>the west has fallen
>refuse to have an argument other than victim blaming and informing empirical evidence
>think you are in the right
When women refuse to touch the peepee of 43% of male university students, yes, the west has indeed fallen. Demography is destiny.
>women refuse to touch the peepee of 43% of male university students
They just need to wait 10 years and the woman will be ready to settle down with him
no they are just born in a more feminist time so they don’t get to have sex because of hoeflation
It was created before social media raised everyones standards.
It was, unironically, a different time.
If you're not ugly, at least average or above average, and not fat / don't smell - confidence will do wonders. If you can then also make a girl laugh within a minute of talking to her, the chances of you being able to have sex with her if she doesn't have a boyfriend are almost guaranteed if you can continue to make her feel comfortable.
There you go. That's it. There is no trick to it. Just be normal.
Sometimes the simplest things are the hardest.
took me a while to actually flirt with a girl I genuinely liked. Once it works, there's no stopping.
define normal
how tf do you make a girl laugh literally every joke i try with them falls so dead its insane
This is true for me as well, they hate my humor, they think im weird
so its not just me? I thought my jokes were just lame but is it really impossible that some girls are too dumb to actually follow good jokes? I'm not saying i can't frick up a joke, but the consistency is just way too high. the only time i make girls laugh is when i make fun of others and i hate that i have to do that to get that positive attention but frickin hardly anything else works. can you relate anon fren
Women laugh at every joke I make but they're never good jokes, I assume they're just being polite when I'm acting like a happy go lucky white man. I don't think their willingness to laugh means anything.
Laughing at jokes and casual touching are IOIs. Doesn't mean anything necessarily but is like a green light to keep going and see what happens if you want.
The touching sure but there's a default attitude to just casually laugh at any joke offered when they're basically coasting through your interaction on autopilot. It's like getting a laugh in real life vs. on Cinemaphile. A positive (You) laughing at your joke feels so much more meaningful than someone laughing at your joke in real life out of sheer social obligation. When they're willing to deadpan reject your joke that means they're acknowledging you and in a sense respecting you more than the person they never even bothered giving any nuance to.
what's an IOI?
>make creative, thoughtful joke that expresses something about my personality
*crickets*
>make reddit-tier quip
*raucous laughter*
Greetings from Kazakhstan
Be good looking
A girl I used to work with laughed at anything I did or said just because she found me attractive
My jokes weren't funny
I know the feeling. the funniest thing to me is imagining absurdly cruel methods of medieval torture like what if you pried open someone's ribcage and shot hot diarrhea into them. I cant tell a woman that though, they'd probably have me committed
gaslighting woman detected
>just be funny bro
Is this why autistic people never get laid?
George Costanza also had like 100+ gfs. Unironically just wake up in a sitcom bro.
I think people who regularly have sex think finding people who'll have sex with you is much easier than it actually is
people who have sex see no value in being a shut it and literally go outside. that's all.
couldn't be me.
no, it's easy
if you stop having insanely high standards, yes, its easy
women have insanely high standards and can have sex whenever
it’s just society that’s messed up from the top to the bottom
the most low iq ugly worthless low value women are getting dates and matches in droves
there is something wrong and it’s not mens fault
Correct. Because they surround themselves with equally disgusting people who use sex as a drug. Just like someone who buys drugs thinks its easy because he knows all the dealers.
>I know where the prostitutes go, just pay them $20! So easy!
Imagine PAYING someone to have sex with you, and not just anyone, but the most desperate and disgusting people. How pathetic is that?
>PAYING
no lol. calm down loser.
A $20 pizza is still $20
It's an exercise for your mojo. It's worth it just to practice.
Throw away the glass slipper for a bit. A girl can be a 6/10 without being a 'prostitute'. They want some affection too. It doesn't need to be sex, but you clearly need to try out being in a relationship with someone of the opposite sex for a while.
Prostitutes are the most honest women on earth. You always pay for it, a hooker will never me too you, divorce rape you, never slander you etc. They also all do their kiegals to keep them selves tight and have mastered the art of head. They are better fricks than civilian women. Once prostitutes are legalized in America its ggnore for women. And the price will go down too.
>collapse society because I want to coom
You are disgusting, you can have all the prostitutes.
>t. seething woman
I think it's tragic you have never experienced real love from a woman.
no you don’t
See
see
i think it’s tragic that you’re whatever i say you are
why's that?
See
Getting laid is easy. All you gotta do is get over yourself. Get out of your own head. Stop being your own worst enemy and biggest critic. You are the main character of your story. Stop trying to make it a melodrama. You're a goddamn action star. You're the hero. Act like it. You gays keep saying
>he's literally me
whenever you see Goose. WELL nut up or shut up. No one controls your life but you. No one controls your thoughts but you. No one controls your actions but you.
men are having less sex than ever
saying something is easy isn’t advice
you are exposing yourself as a zealot who advocates for failed ideology
different time
Being from the past is exotic. Dumb guys get laid more than needs. Fry was a jock and was fairly cool in his high school days but by the time he's 25 and delivering pizza he's burnt out
Women can sus out which men are good in bed by their demeanor. If you're highly neurotic, there's a good chance you won't keep it up. A loser slob on the other hand is perfect because he only thinks about his own gratification.
Normal people have sex all the time, chud.
With the same person maybe but hook-up culture is pretty much dead.
it isn‘t dead. you just weren‘t invited
Jerking off in corner while your GF gets fricked by a guy in MAGA hat isn't have sex, cuck.
>implying chuds get any pussy
Lol this website alone proves that outside of trailer park bawds and Russian mail order brides you can't get shit if you have sufficiently repugnant beliefs
my daughter is due march 26th
if you think you can only get a crumb of pussy by “following the rules” you have just exposed yourself as unfrickable
Good luck on raising the kid anon
You don't have to be a repugnant hateful moron to break the rules, either. I see those gays all the time trying to hit on chicks and I've never seen them get anything but scorn. I'm slipping a poofy haired mullato my BWC and fricking around with two other qts and I'm pretty liberal except in regards to guns and Israel. It's not hard to break rules when nobody knows what they are lol
brown girls love nazis
you can be the most anti social freak and they will beg for your dysgenic seed just because you are white
learn jung and stop assuming you have sexual wisdom you foolish oil drilling liberal
Brown blobs, maybe.
I've read Jung anon. In my life I've seen Nazis frick Nazis and trailer bawds and no one else. The only guy I've seen who could hit it was a dude who thought the German empire was in the right in WWI and he was a handsome cardigan wearing numale which will get your wiener sucked no matter what you believe
actually everything in my experience says you are wrong and i’m right
sorry
this is what a good argument is
sorry
Incorrect
lol
>much chuds don't get sex
https://nypost.com/2021/07/10/why-progressive-women-want-to-date-men-who-act-conservative/
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29355104/
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2017/01/10/conservatives-really-are-better-looking-research-says/
it’s an unfrickable hag trying to keep hoeflation high so that she doesn’t have to get a job
she already admitted it multiple times
>hoeflation
>7 of 7 matches
lol
hoeflation
>women dig muscles
>dudes who work out are more likely to be conservative
>therefore women want to frick you because you hate trannies and Black folk
Correlation doesn't equal causation and you're moronic if you look at this website and see chinless autistic morons as dudes who get any sort of action
what an academic rebuttal
not
your strawman of fake logic is noted
you failed to refute it
trannies and Black folk are worth hating and it doesn’t matter what women are told to think
i will not pretend the sky is red just because some low iq moron online thinks he can withhold pussy from me
You didn't read the articles, b***h.
Conservative men are more confident. Their values are what women actually want in a partner (protective, providing, strong-willed), their faces are more handsome/beautiful (which has its own causation chain -- i.e. handsome/beautiful people are more economically successful and therefore less likely to view 'gibmedats' as legitimate means of making a living)
lol bro im a major chud and i sex my wife every other day, just got off the pill and hoping to have a kid this year. Im sure youve been in a stable relationship for 10 years like me you lefty cuck
no don’t you understand you’re only allowed to have a happy life if you have the same opinions as corporations
if you don’t agree with disney YOUVE NEVER HAD SEX AND WONT
once again liberals project that they are unfrickable people and can only have social lives if they are fake and pretend to be something they are not and copy TV characters
Sex is not reaI.
Captcha: 8KSPH
amen
>chud
statistics say people are having less sex than ever
i'm having the same amount
It´s the year 3000, most of the men have already transitioned by then, there´s probably a 100 "females" to a man
1. Women that have their own money don't really give a damn about how much their men make.
2. He had stupid age confidence. Think a moment about how men get weaker every year, and extrapolate how weak they'll be in a thousand years. Being an average schlub in our time is the same as being the Chad King in theirs.
>1. Women that have their own money don't really give a damn about how much their men make.
Funniest thing I've read all day
They only care if you're boring and ugly.
>Women that have their own money don't really give a damn about how much their men make
if you are only talking about casual sex then sure
This. Women will frick couch surfing bums if they give them the butterflies.
>1. Women that have their own money don't really give a damn about how much their men make
what the actual frick did I just read
Because he’s stupid
Stupid guys get tail
Fry was just an idiot, other than that he was in decent (enough) shape, was average in looks, and had the confidence of a god.
He also didn't frick THAT many chicks and most of them ended up badly
getting pussy is about physical appearance and attitude, you will get dumped if you have no money later but youll get laid easy
Not living with your parents or in a shared apartment with four other guys helps a lot.
if you’re good looking it doesn’t matter just lie
>just lie
I'm 35 and literally living with my folks. I don't lie about it and I still get laid.
It's a tv show it ain't fricking real
it's easy getting laid if youre white, sorry jeet
If you really wanted to have sex OP you'd be having sex, you just don't want to. I bet you have no problem getting achievements on video games you play no matter how hard they are
>people always talk about how much of a loser Fry was and is
>when he was an emperor of a whole planet
He got transported to a sex-crazed future, ya dipshit.
And plus, he was a novelty to everyone so he naturally got sexier.
Cause fry was a canon pretty boy in the series. He was just an idiot. He slept with lots of hot chicks, a radiator, but still wanted the 1 eyed mutant.
This was normal up until the late 00's. Slackers use to still be able live a life now its impossible
Virtually every hot chick has a story of some random loser she fricked, or in many cases many losers. She also likely has a story of some bum boyfriend she took care of like a drummer or something who made no money but she thought was hot. Hell this was the premise of Super bad, that these dork kids were trying to be some hot bawd's regret frick.
Thanks to the internet a lot more high status guys compete for the hot women so the dynamic is not quite what it used to be, but it's still largely true. The point is when women tell you that you need to get your shit together to get access to their front hole, they're lying.
his best gf was the insane bureaucrat b***h by miles
Futurama aired mainly in the early 2000s when women on average weren't yet condtioned to be pathologically obsessed with status and good looks. Social media and dating apps have led almost every woman under the age of forty to believe that they are desired by large groups of men, where previously they might have had only a handful of options. This has given rise to over inflated egos and long term misery, as women now invariably only pursue the top 10% of men (a rarified group that has no interest in settling down with 95% of the women they sleep with). Women are choosing to sleep with men whom they know are sleeping with other women ahead of men who would actually enter into long term, monogamous relationships with them because they'd rather gamble away their happiness for a chance at securing the very best. It's fascinating from the standpoint of evolutionary psychology. Society is supposed to remedy imbalances like this through the promotion of virtue via religion and effective policy making, but western nations these days are glorified economic zones kept running for the benefit of the ultra rich. People who don't care that the loss of culture and shared values is detrimental for the lives of the majority.
Okay but did he frick Leela?
women hate themselves and are attracted to the men they think they deserve
>you can't believe those graphs! they are lying!
>anyway, 10/10 women absolutely go for 1/10 incels like you. Trust me, I know a guy irl.
I'm 25 years old and a virgin.
>never get pussy or attention all my life
>turn 25
>suddenly getting tons of attention, going on dates, lost my virginity
I don't understand it
>be fat, unkempt, spergy unemployed loser
>lose weight, get into looksmaxxing, finally get a good job
>still an incel
it's over. this is where hope dies. there are no more avenues to explore.
I don't agree with them, but maybe /LULZ/ incels had the right idea all along
if it all depends on luck and that mystical "something that women find attractive" then why put effort in bettering yourself in the first place?
self imrpovement has done absolute wonders for my self esteem and my well-being in general. it just hasn't got me laid.
>How often do you try to put yourself in a position to meet someone or date? When was the last time you asked someone out?
oh look, THIS non-advice again
>just ask girls out bro
which ones and where?
i'm in my late-20s and work in a male dominated office. i simply missed the boat.
>i'm in my late-20s and work in a male dominated office. i simply missed the boat.
Plow through tinder until you meet the right one, that's how I settled down.
having friends who go out is supposed to be an easy way to meet b***hes but i’m not compatible with any guys for hanging out
i’m too redpilled and based for irl
How often do you try to put yourself in a position to meet someone or date? When was the last time you asked someone out?
>How often do you try to put yourself in a position to meet someone or date?
how do you do this?
>Never get any attention at all from girls growing up
>Get it as an adult
>Get asked out, even
>Always so no because I wouldn't know what to do
you needed a man to show you want to do
feminism society is so unhealthy and dysgenic and cruel
I have a father, but I wouldn't go to him about stuff like that. I don't feel comfortable sharing my problems on other people, well except for on the internet I guess.
then you had a shitty dad
it’s not your fault but it is your problem
i’m not giving up
You won't learn what to do until you put yourself out there.
in other words you have no wisdom or knowledge because you didn’t do it yourself?
why should anybody listen to somebody so illogical
Sure you can do some prep-work, learn some theories and get some ideas beforehand. But it won't do any good until you take action and get some exposure.
in other words you have no wisdom or knowledge and want to change peoples opinions “for some reason”
you’re just a dipshit feminist pretending men are to blame
what
He's an antic. A curiosity.
I'm 34 and never had a girlfriend, a date, a kiss or sex
I don't think I ever will, tbh
same but 26.
i've accepted it tbh. i live life by my own terms
It was the 2000s/3000s.
It was a different time.
Tinder/instagram/hinge didn’t exist yet / anymore.
was just thinking about the last time I could have got with a decent girl I was swimming at my suburb community pool a lot last summer and one of the life guard girls liked me but it was the chunky least attractive one. The chad life guard tried to hook us up but I got nervous and said I was twice her age which I was and also said I thought she was cute but I wasn't looking to date. I regret it now
Shoulda fricked the whale anon. I lost my virginity at 18 and am 25 now.
I've got a long term girlfriend who's done modeling work but I didn't get there overnight. Fricking the fatties will help you get comfortable with the whole process and you'll get smoother and smoother.
Not to mention the very real issue of performance anxiety, I'd much rather lose out on a fat chick cause I'm learning to keep a boner than a hot one.
when girls talk about confidence they mean casual seduction thats what you guys need to work on. show off your back muscles doing sports. slicking back your hair that kind of stuff
why not just re-educate women to make them less moronic so then we wouldn’t have to play stupid games that have nothing to do with anything real
Because it was funny.
SIX TIMES in 20 fricking years. What a stud.
He had moron rizz
no he just lived in a time before hoeflation and feminism and social media destroyed women
>sex isn't everything but if you haven't had it you are considerably more subhuman than others but sex is also special and every person must experience it but also no one owes you sex
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
you just figured out they have no answers for you
they just want you to shut up and go away because they can’t prove you wrong
This
Normies are only capable of giving you sex advice that's as vague and paradoxical as it is simple and concrete. They can't help you, they just want you to stop talking about your problems
The guys I know who never got any pussy are like fkn stone. Women don't even phase them after a while. It's pretty cool honestly.
This
This
>fry is now a 50 yo
*3050 yo
Plus the 3 times he traveled through the entire history of the universe
Because he's an everyman. Fry's main quality is that he's so average, that's why he's able to adjust to being a fish out of water so well
femanon here. believe me or don't. I am ugly, i wont post breasts, and i hate trannies. I know this is bait, but too many anons are taking you seriously.
Fry is funny and charming. He also is responsible enough to have his own place and stay afloat financially. If a man is able to make me laugh often and he makes me feel good about myself, he has a much higher chance of getting into my pants. He has a steady job and his own (albeit shared, but not with parents!) place to live. I don't care if he's just getting by. The fact he's got his shit together enough to support himself independently makes him more attractive.
When I met my own husband, he had to pick one bill each month to skip/be late on and he drove a piece of shit rust bucket. But! He had his own apartment, his own car, and a full time job. He was doing the damn thing, and on par with me as far as financial independence and responsibility goes. aka not a manchild.
It's not that hard to figure out. Cinemaphile users are just weird, usually not funny, and almost always creepy or NEET status.
you have stupid and externally given arbitrary capitalist reasons on how you define a man
no wonder you’re here
you are a low value woman so your “advice” isn’t worth much
Get a job you stinky loser lol.
notice how nothing she says even attempts to recorrect me
If you don't have a fricking job or another way to support yourself, you are a negative value male. simple as.
not in the eyes of women
i got laid when i was neet
You were either pretty young or you lied to them. Being a neet, you'd never get anything long term and serious unless it was long distance. aka pretend.
The job also isn't everything. There are plenty of unfrickable employed & financially stable men.
no i’m actually not whatever you decide
ok cool. Fry got laid a lot because he was charming and independent. I don't know what you're trying to argue here other than just "lol dumb woman" at me.
Most women will probably agree, financially independent men are generally more frickable than weird Cinemaphile neets who live at home.
fry is a fictional character and i got laid living in my literal moms basement
women’s standards mean nothing because they are made up oh a whim by corporate shareholders
>wanting stability and independence for the future in the midst of a global financial crisis is capitalist propaganda reeeeeee
okay, cope and get in the shower, weirdo
a woman on Cinemaphile shouldn’t be telling others to shower
and you need a man with money because you don’t make your own
which is pretty pathetic in 2024 where women are given office jobs for nothing but existing
why should a fat pig with a bad personality be deciding what men need to do
i am married, i make about $70,000 a year in a software implementation job, and we own a home lol. Correct on kinda fat though 🙂
what other dubious personal details will you divulge in stead of argumentation
depends on what else you try to say is normal. You're doing the same thing by repeating you got laid as a neet. i just assume you're probably still a neet.
i was literally arguing against what you decided about me.
>and you need a man with money because you don’t make your own
You've honestly just been revealing yourself as someone who just hates women in general, and therefore I have to say you just outright don't deserve to frick them period. Arguing with you is pointless, so I will not be responding to you again. Have a nice day sir 🙂 take a shower, get a job, jelq, whatever.
good, I'd love to see some serious demographic data on who comes to this hellhole, even if people just lie lol.
when i lose an argument i just pretend the person who beat me is my strawman
that way i don't have to learn anything or reconsider my own views
isn’t being a woman great (not really)
The intelligence services that monitor this site thank you for the information.
Women unironically judge you based off your net worth because they have dollar signs in their eyes, are hellbent on marriage and kids, and wanr you to pay for it. I don't care if a girl is broke as a joke, we have compatible genitals, its only women who overcomplicate things.
women want a stable future with a good partner. It's not about being rich. You're just mad you have to get a job to function in life in general here.
Ahh, you finally admit its not about sex to women. It's about viewing men as bank accounts and sperm dispensers. GG. Thanks for playing.
have fun staying single I guess? being financially independent is part of being a functional adult. Women get jobs and paychecks too. I don't want to be in a relationship with someone who can't support themselves financially, male or female. Again, you're just mad you have to get a job to get anywhere in life. Get a fricking job anon.
nobody needs to do anything you are saying to do
you don’t decide anything in life
And my job changes things How? You think I don't use it to pump and dump women? Or did you think I was gonna settle down with them? Lol, femoids wish. Bachelor for life.
you don’t need a job to get laid or a gf
You know what's a good position in life to have to get laid? being a rodeo clown, maybe if everyone here helps me do that they'll get laid I mean it's the path of least resistance at this point right? hahaha right?
Women get pregnant and have children, of course they want their potential mate to have income and job security. Women and men are NOT the same and you are pushing the psy-op.
What do women love to say? What's their favorite catch phrase? "Nobody owes you anything." Get fricked.
We are not talking about settling down. We are talking about sex ITT.
you don't need to be rich, moron. you just need to be independent enough to be a functional adult.
you don’t “need” anything
women don’t decide what they want
>He also is responsible enough to have his own place and stay afloat financially.
Denizens of Cinemaphile this is a big one. No one wants to frick in your mom's basement unless you are paying the bills. Women are willing to get with lesser value guys if they see the potential in you to become higher value. Just don't delude yourself into thinking people should love you or frick you because you exist if you aren't even working towards a higher goal.
i got laid in my moms basement
women dont define value
I don't care what you did. You are a statistical speck and your woman is probably low value (if you even have one).
You are coping because you don't understand women. Women's entire psychology is rooted in maternity, even if they aren't trying to get pregnant. You expect the ocean to be the mountain.
The lack of moral fortitude in the Cinemaphilener belies their lack of value. You honestly believe you deserve high value without providing high value?
I know what women are. I also know they are liars and deceivers who dont even know themselves. They wouldnt care even if they did. That is what Hypergamy is. That is what I WILL wake my fellow men up on.
You want Lilith and expect her not to be a prostitute. You watch social media all day to see the worst in people. How many IRL people do you interact with daily? Your online interactions dwarf that significantly. You absorb the ugliest of the world daily, staring in the abyss that you could never reach on foot while the sun shines continuously outside your window.
YEAH I AGREE NOW COME ON AND BRING LILITH TO THE SCHOOL TOO I GOT A VOUCHER TO CATCH HER UP LETS RIDFE EM COWBOYS!
Wtf are you talking about? I want women to be as horny, non picky, and non selective about sex as men are, but its in their genetics to never be what we need them to be. Time for men to wake up and face reality
>You absorb the ugliest of the world daily, staring in the abyss that you could never reach on foot while the sun shines continuously outside your window.
damn, i really like that line.
MY HIGH VALUE IS RIDIN' DARLIN' ILL RIDE TILL THE COWS COME HOME AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I BET YOU AND THAT GUY WILL BOTH BE LIKE" DAMN RODEO RIDIN' IS SUPER COOL LIKE WHY WAS WAS I EVER MAD GOSHDAMN"
Muh value muh value. Women are materialistic and view men bank accounts and genetic material dispensers. This is the elephant in the room. And what will women say about men who have their life together and yet refuse to "settle down"?. Well we know what they will say, they will call them man children. You see, men aren't viewed as independent free beings with their own wants in life, they are a means to fulfill women's ends. This is the face of the monster we are dealing with, women.
you are talking to somebody who thinks they can control you
it has nothing to do with being rich or being a woman's bank account. i wouldn't settle down with an unemployed woman either.
men don’t care about women’s money or career
That's one hell of a generalization anon.
ok cool can you disprove it
nope
you’re a fricking loser woman
You can't prove your point either, moron. You just need to accept that getting a job is part of growing up and being a fricking adult.
you don’t need a job to get laid
i work part time and my gf rims my butthole and calls me daddy
you just ate a person with no argument
you have a fricking job, you are not unemployed. what are you trying to do here? Why are you whiteknighting so hard for loser neets who refuse to move forward in life and then complain that no one fricks them? You're not on that team, dipshit.
>a
YOU'RE VERY PRETTY PROBABLY CAN WE PLEASE BE RODEO CLOWNS NOW THAT DUDE WOULD HAVE A JOB IF HE SAW HOW AWESOME BEING A CLOWN IS WHEN YIOU DO IT GUY OR GIRL IM NOT MAD SERIOUSLY JUST BE A CLOWN WITH US ITS SO FUN I BET THAT DUDE WOULD GET LAID IF YOU WERE A RODE CLOWN WITH ME
He's a stinky idiot who lives in a Robot's closet with oneitsis for a shitty Mutant.
he's a stinky idiot who was paying his own fricking bills. they are actually together and live a wonderful life in the end. i havent watched the reboot, so maybe that changed, but the original ending was great for both of them.
Is he though? We never really got the exacts on Bender's apartment or who's actually footing the bill since he thinks of Fry as a pet. Beforehand Fry was just mooching off the workplace. But utliamtely Fry getting laid in the show is very rarely linked to "Has a job and his own place" since the first was when he was living with his parents still, one was when he was stranded at the bottom of the ocean with no real place in their society yet, one was literally because he was a gross loser who's bad at his job and that was her fetish, several were rape, and one was a sex doll, then there's Amy and Leela who couldn't give less than half a shit about him having a job or apartment and Leela even regularly judged if he was good enough despite knowing intimately his personality and resolve, then there's the weird polygamy chick from the movie who just collected men for her harem and had him move in with her. Maybe in real life that shit matters it doesn't because tons of losers manage otherwise myself included but it never mattered for Fry because he's a wacky cartoon character.
He has big dick energy
He talked to girls.
>Believing it's a woman
Stop replying it's a troony unless they prove otherwise
I'm sick and fricking tired of having to go through the most egregious mental and physical gymnastics and tribulations just to stick my dick in a hole. For frick's sake, anyone who still holds women on pedestal in 2024 should commit suicide.
If I would tell normies that 99.99% of the animals known to man will pair up because of their genetic traits, nobody panics. But if i tell that that humans are a part of that 99.99% just as any animal on this earth, everyone gets upset at me for some reason. Keeping up the societal graceful lie that only personality matters is not something you can keep here and not there. It either is fully contributed to, or completely forgotten.
99.9% of animals don't give a flying frick about 'genetic traits' outside of 'This wasp was in the right place at the right time when the queen needed a wasp drone to impregnate her' or 'This male mouse picked up the scent of the female mouse first'
Not everything is a bird of paradise.
Animals settle. Constantly.
>99.9% of animals don't give a flying frick about 'genetic traits'
Wrong. Go read a book, animals reject fully compatible and capable partners all the time. Now imagine giving them the possibility of seeing all the potential partners around a few kilometer area and being able to partner up after seeing their most important traits. Of course you are going to have 10-20% doing all the sex.
Humans also have the benefit of improving themselves to no end, it's just that losers think pussy should just be handed to them even though they have nothing going for them.
women give pussy to whoever makes them tingle
and what makes them tingle isn’t up to them
you are a simpy feminist beta male who has to pretend to be somebody else to get laid
you have to follow the rules to get laid
i don’t
>i don’t (get laid)
we know.
only people who follow what israeli capitalist institutions say get laid
if you say something that goes against the new disney movie it means your child doesn’t exist
See
in order to have sex with modern females you don’t improve yourself
you just copy tv characters and capitalist morality
women aren’t good at choosing men
it’s why everything is collapsing now that they have sexual freedom
sure anon, keep telling yourself so you don't have to improve yourself.
submitting to israeli bullshit out of fear that you aren’t naturally fit enough to breed is so pathetic
imagine being so mentally defeated
>out of fear that you aren’t naturally fit enough to breed
Well, you're not, which is why you won't.
Have you even applied to rodeo clown school?
PHEW OK NOW WE'RE TALKING, THERE'S SCHOOLS FOR THIS KIND OF THING? WHERE DO I GO DO I NEED HIGH MARKS? THANKS FOR HELPING ME
There's one in Witchita, KS. Best of luck on your journey, anon.
Hey thanks man I'm not really worried about having sex so much as my perverse desire to interrupt politically heightened individuals right before they climax. Somehow this revealed my inner desires to appeal to others and make them feel true joy instead of perverse interruption. Now I know in my heart - I must be a clown. I'll dream of you at night in my new life chum. Also side note my junior varsity track runnings totally apply for this school how crazy is that?
HELP ME IMPROVE BY BEING A RODEO CLOWN TELL ME HOW RIGHT NOW
what the frick logic is this supposed to be? Your 'argument' makes no sense, dumbass.
>it's just that losers think pussy should just be handed to them even though they have nothing going for them.
Hey now that's kind of racist don't you think? You're saying all men in arranged marriages are losers. you can't just say all muslim and indian men are losers
>Wrong. Go read a book,
I read a book called "How to breed chickens"
Oh look at that. "Get literally any rooster."
Which animals have trouble mating? I bet you can name every species off the top of your head.
>Get literally any rooster
>Put it in a secluded area with hens
>Oh look they are content with the only partner they have any knowledge of
>Haha, genes don't matter!
31st century women have lower standards. Too bad that you were born too early.
Fry's got low standards too. His main girlfriend is an unfrickably ugly cyclops
If you're not a total NEET shut in who never even talks to anybody and you theoretically tick all the boxes, i.e you're in decent shape, you have a job, you dress decently and have good hygiene, I guarantee you the biggest thing putting women off you is the fact that you probably reek of desperation.
why did women randomly decide that all men except for chad are “reeking of desperation” around 2016?
The internet literally did amplify male desperation
and hoeflation
That happens literally because men are fricking desperate. Its literally a million times easier for a woman to get male attention because men will thirst over any woman who puts the absolute bare minimum into her appearance while meanwhile a lot of men will put literally zero effort into any aspect of their presentation and expect the same back.
yeah hey that's cool but rodeo clowns though what's going on here with that all of a sudden dunno if you saw that one guy earlier
Looking back I've realized almost all the characters on futurama have fricked each other at some point and its ruined the show for me.
This actually happens when people work together long term, leave it to NEETS to not understand normal sexual behavior.
Have you guys tried poaching girlfriends from the younger generation?
Zoomettes don't expect you to have a job, car or anything. The fact your older and "mature" is enough.
>How did Fry get so much pussy?
JBW is even stronger in the future due to all of the mutt mixing that went on while he was frozen
>woman: Ugh I'm so hungry
>man: umm there's a week old hotdog laying on the sidewalk
This whole fricking thread is the same like 1 or 2 neet losers replying to people telling them to get a job
if you don’t do what i say you’ll never frick me!!!
do what i say or i won’t frick you!
you care!
Since there are so many well adjusted sex having chads and woman here settle an argument for me
Is asking your GF to dress up as your waifu cheating because you're thinking of another girl while having sex with her?
That's a conversation you'd need to have with her
these dudes are like 'wtf, why are guys that ask out girls so good at getting gfs? it must be the feminist conspiracy at work to make sure i never get a gf!'
i have a gf and i got her pregnant and you’re still here doing this
ask yourself why
Congrats, moron. You seem to be upset that nobody's stopping to give a frick.
>these dudes are like 'wtf, why are guys that ask out girls so good at getting gfs?
No-one has said that. No-one has come close to even implying it.
>hoeflation
>14 of 14 matches
is there a limit on how many times somebody can say a word
why do feminists operate on such arbitrary and counterproductive rules
>everyone that calls out my bullshit is a feminist
Anon...
why should i pretend you aren’t a feminist
Because I'm a radical traditionalist. Telling men to ask women out is undoing the damage that feminism has done with decades of 'You're harassing her!' propaganda.
Now eat shit from an butthole, butthole.
why would i ask somebody out just because you told me
i’m not attracted to your ugly friend or you
hoeflation is real and you haven’t disproven it
Because you're a bitter, angry, failed male b***h and maybe you won't be so miserable to be around if you take the first fricking step to remedy that.
ITT: coping
nobody wants to be you
nobody wants to be a neet except neets.
i miss being a neet
had more time to get laid and do what i want
Lol all the megamind dudes in here saying
>no argument hurr ad hominem durr
If you don't get pussy you don't know shit
Stay smug and unfricked though
i take it you’re a virgin since you have nothing smart to say too?
ok you're really cool can please come join us we're having a lot of fun here at this school
I bet you think being a non virgin = liking women and respecting them as people.
it’s a woman trying to make as many virgins as possible by saying dumb shit over and over
>I'm a moron but I get pussy so there!
People with severe learning disabilities also have sex. It doesn't make them more knowledgeable.
it’s a person who thinks they can control others behaviors by threatening to withhold something
Goddamn the seethe I got from posting this
Basically exposed ya'll lol
when was the last time you changed your sheets anon?
women are globally dysgenic and irresponsible with breeding moronic babies nonstop but my sheets might be stinky uh oh men bros
I'm just trying to help you figure out why they don't pick you, that's all.
Get an onahole.
>IF YOU DONT HAVE SEX IT MEANS YOU ARE GENETICALLY INFERIOR
>IF YOU DO HAVE SEX BUT WONT COMMIT AND SETTLE DOWN YOU ARE A MANCHILD
this but unironically
I BET YOU COULD CONTROL WOMEN IF YOU WERE A RODEO CLOWN YOU COULD RIDE THEM LIKE BULLS THEYD BE ALL LIKE "DAMN THAT GUY CAN RIDE I SHOULD MARRY HIM VIRIGNALLY OR SOMETHING"
You post like this unironically and believe you deserve to procreate.
NOT JUST THAT I THINK YOU DO TOO NOW GIDDY UP PARTNER LETS RIDE
I BET WOMEN WOULD BE SMART AND NOT GAY AND PROBABLY HAVE SEX WITH YOU IF YOU WERE A RODEO CLOWN
I'd frick a rodeo clown before I'd frick a neet who lives with his mom any day.
THIS FEELS LIKE PROGRESS OK SO HOW DO WE DO THIS THEN WILL YOU FLY OUT TO THE SCHOOL AND THEN WE CONTACT THAT GUY LATER OR MAYBE YOUD LIKE TO TAKE A PRELIM COURSE FIRST THERES NO SHAME IN IT THIS FIRST STEP IS GONNA BE MAGICAL THIS WILL LITERALLY ENDS NEETS AND INCELS AND HOEFLATION AND EVERYTHING BOTH SIDES DONT LIKE GUYS IM SERIOUS TRUST ME
>avoids any place or forum which has men in them
Was this made before or after Crystal Cafe got completely overrun with trannies?
I bet every single incel and feminist is secretly a bull so if we ride all bulls everything both of you wants to happen will happen there's no such thing as gender or having sex or asking people out or showering or any of that shit, there's riding bulls and there's smiling faces. SO COME ON GUYS LETS BE CLOWNS ON THE COUNT OF 3
1
2
3
GO CLOWNS
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End of the day, if you aren't getting laid your opinion on that subject is worthless
this has devolved to just shitting on the opposite sex with memes and screencaps
>Men commit..
Very interesting, hey what happens if we segregate it by ethnicity?
black, white, israelite, troony, whatever. Doesn't matter, still male. Trannies have actually been fricking up female crime statistics. Sex assaults committed by "women" have increased since they've been included.
>black, white, israelite, troony, whatever. Doesn't matter, still male.
Cope, you know full fricking well it's not all men, you project what ethnic men do onto white men and then proceed to blanket all men as bad to excuse yourself of the fear of being labelled a racist
>More white men /do/ rape though in white countries
>Not per capita
Reconcile this please
>Trannies have actually been fricking up female crime statistics. Sex assaults committed by "women" have increased since they've been included.
Are you talking about the bong statistics in particular? Yeah they went up like 500% last I checked, you'd think the UK was importing rapists intentionally or something
white males still commit way more violent/sex crimes than white females.
Did you know there's a dirext correlation between male sexlessness and violent crime and rape? Did you know legalizing prostituon makes rape rates plummet to nearly 0?
MEN COWBOYS WOMEN COWBOYS HEY WHATS THE DIFFERENCE ITS ALL THE SAME SADDLE RIGHT? HAHA LETS ALL GIDDY UP PARTNERS!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAQHA
you're right anon. i absolutely support legalizing and regulating sex work.
Make sure you guys are saving and reposting my women redpill pictures.
Women lore.
He had that moron charm